Good Insurance Agent Quotes

Be a man! ... What good is religion if it collapses under calamity? Think of what earthquakes and floods, wars and volcanoes, have done before to men! Did you think that God had exempted [us]? He is not an insurance agent. ~ H.G.Wells

Our God is sovereign. That means there's no such thing as luck. Anything that happens to you, good or bad, must pass through His fingers first. There are no accidents with God. I like the story of the cowboy who applied for health insurance. The agent routinely asked him, 'Have you ever had any accidents?' The cowboy replied, 'Well no, I've not had any accidents. I was bitten by a rattlesnake once, and a horse did kick me in the ribs. That laid me up for a while, but I haven't had any accidents.' The agent said, 'Wait a minute. I'm confused. A rattlesnake bit you, and a horse kicked you, Weren't those accidents?' 'No, they did that on purpose. ~ Tony Evans

I grew up in Queensland, and my dad was a tradesman and my mum an insurance agent, both self-employed. ~ Grant Bowler

Life insurance offers you Long-term Savings which will give huge benefit later,feel allowed to make inquiry. ~ Insurance Helpline

Before, it was always, 'Oh, no, here comes Clancy, that insurance agent.' Now it's, 'Oh, here comes Tom Clancy, bestselling author.' But I'm still the same basic middle-class slob. ~ Tom Clancy

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. ~ Irwin Redlener

A good agent will sometimes need to be a scrapper, and that's the one you want. ~ Mark Billingham

Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who are impeccably groomed ... but dull? ~ William Bernbach

Being good to people is the only insurance policy you need. ~ Tom Hodgkinson

On a conventional film, you do one take, and if it's good, they say, 'Let's do another one for insurance.' ~ Rhys Ifans

If you're self-employed, between jobs, or can't get insurance through work, you'll have access to affordable health insurance as good as Congressman Paul Ryan's. ~ Kathleen Sebelius

Anuj Bahari has always been a really good literary agent for me. What a good agent does is that he manages many of your business aspects so you can keep your time free for writing. ~ Amish Tripathi

There should be no private health insurance companies operating for profit. ~ Michael Moore

Mrs. Bob Johnson, the wife of the New York Life Insurance agent, is an excellent cook, ~ Truman Capote

Life insurance became popular only when insurance companies stopped emphasizing it as a good investment and sold it instead as a symbolic commitment by fathers to the future well-being of their families. ~ James Surowiecki

The result was, of course, that today, tragically, more than 40 million Americans don't have health insurance, and for many, not having health insurance means they don't have access to good health care. ~ George J. Mitchell

I didn't have any agent; I've never had an agent. ~ Barbara Steele

What do you know about insurance fraud?
I knew discussions of it were not likely to lead to sex. ~ Roberta Pearce

The cool part about working for Disney is that they've allowed me to be a change agent. ~ Christy Romano

Some folks think that Christianity means a kind of insurance policy, and that it has little to do with this life, but that it is a very good thing when a man dies. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. ~ Gerry Spence

I was an intelligence agent for the British government.

Agent double-oh-seven? she asked lightly.

No, he said in a grave tone, then leaned forward and whispered, Agent sixty-nine. ~ Stephanie Bond

Think of what earthquakes and floods, wars and volcanoes, have done before men! Did you think God had exempted Weybridge? He is not an insurance agent. ~ H.G.Wells

Everyone should have health insurance? I say everyone should have health care. I'm not selling insurance. ~ Dennis Kucinich

People like Congress more than their health insurance companies. ~ Joshua Kushner

I know my value. Anyone else's opinion doesn't really matter. ~ Agent Carter

The receptionist xeroxed my insurance card while explaining that chromotherapy isn't covered by insurance. ~ Miranda July

Everybody says they want to have private providers and we're saying fine. Let the states negotiate on behalf of a population in your state to drive down your costs. Don't just give subsidies to insurance companies for expensive insurance. ~ Maria Cantwell

The pill for Insurance Deficit Disorder - aspirin. ~ Brian Spellman

Before it occurred to me that I might actually need an agent, I had generated well over three million dollars' worth of income, a good deal of it for the publisher. ~ Stephen King

Good presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They don't bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue insurance companies and banks. ~ Bill Maher

Obamacare is a program designed to shift control of the health care industry from the private sector to the public sector, from doctors, hospitals, and insurance companies to the federal government. The program was sold by Obama feigning outrage over insurance companies refusing to grant insurance to people with "preexisting conditions." But this is the same as an insurance company not granting fire insurance to a guy whose house has already burned down. The whole point of insurance is to share the risk before the catastrophe occurs, not to have a catastrophe and then get other people to pay for your losses. ~ Dinesh D'Souza

Skye to an Agent reaching out to touch Agent Coulson's car Don't touch Lola Said Agent jumps then wisely backs away from Coulson's car ~ Skye

[In] NIVO 1, LLC v. Antunez, 217 Cal.App.4th Supp. 1 (2013) The Appellate Division of the Los Angeles Superior Court held that a tenant may not be evicted for failure to buy renter's insurance even if the lease requires purchasing insurance. ~ Madeline Howard

Let's hold insurance companies accountable the right way by making them put their whole customer base on the line. ~ Ron Wyden

Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Advertising is the best insurance that you can take out on your business. You can buy fire insurance on your stock of goods, but no company will issue a policy covering your business, the good will as they sometimes call it. You must insure yourself, and the best way to do it is by advertising. Good advertising kept up for a number of years gives you something that no fire can take away. ~ Frank Farrington

Process as process is neither morally good nor morally bad. We may judge results but not process. The morally bad agent may perform the deed which is good. The morally good agent may perform the deed which is bad. Maybe a man has to sell his soul to get the power to do good. ~ Robert Penn Warren

I know my value. Anyone else's oppinion doesn't really matter. ~ Agent Carter

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it. ~ Gabriel Iglesias

When Americans are asked to rank professions in terms of honesty and ethics, insurance agents routinely end up near the bottom of the list - somewhere between politicians and car salesmen. Generally, insurers are seen as clever hucksters who prey on insecurity and ignorance to sell people what they don't need at prices they shouldn't have to pay. ~ James Surowiecki

I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Actually lowering the cost of insurance would be accomplished by such things as making it harder for lawyers to win frivolous lawsuits against insurance companies. ~ Thomas Sowell

You know we're going to control the insurance companies. ~ Joe Biden

If you have health insurance, then you don't have to do anything. If you've got health insurance through your employer, you can keep your health insurance, keep your choice of doctor, keep your plan. ~ Barack Obama

[on Howard's new moustache] looks like a nest of spiders. With very short legs. ~ Jarvis (Agent Carter)

The concern right now is that families are paying for insurance, or getting insurance from their employer and trusting that health care will be available for their families. In too many instances now, the care they need isn't available. ~ Debbie Stabenow

But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you. ~ Jonathan Tropper

Well, let's go back to the original intent of Social Security. It is an insurance contract. ~ Chuck Hagel

I ran for Congress in 1996 to help Ted Kennedy pass a comprehensive health insurance reform bill. ~ Jim McGovern

Today right here in America we have 50 million people without health insurance. ~ Corrine Brown

Insurance companies can no longer refuse to cover Americans with pre-existing conditions. ~ Kathleen Sebelius

Employees are shielded from being healthcare consumers because they rely on their
employers' priorities and judgment instead of their own to select insurance. ~ Archelle Georgiou

Congressional Republicans themselves have vehemently defended the idea that preexisting conditions should not be used to deny people insurance. ~ James Surowiecki

My mother is a Senior Casualty Claims Specialist I, which in layman's terms means the head insurance adjuster! ~ Ciara Renee

Get an agent. Seriously, submitting stuff unagented means it will end up on the slush pile. An agent is the first quality filter, and a good agent is worth his or her weight in gold, as they'll often know the editors on a personal level and will be able to talk to them directly about the project. ~ Tim Lebbon

When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame. ~ George Burns

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. ~ Steven Wright

Insurance companies as they exist today are going to be eliminated. ~ Neal Patterson

An independent Scotland could afford pensions full stop - after all, it is our taxes and national insurance contributions that fund them now. ~ Nicola Sturgeon

If we were to expand Medicaid, for every uninsured person we would cover, we'd kick more than one person out of private insurance or remove their opportunity to get private insurance. We're going to have too many people in the cart rather than pulling the cart. ~ Bobby Jindal

To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper. ~ Yakov Smirnoff

I have an agent now. ~ Lena Dunham

Insurance companies don't make anything. ~ James Dyson

America doesn't have health insurance. ~ Joe Biden

If Tolstoy were alive today and working at Panopticon Insurance, he'd say that all insurance companies are the same, then throw himself through an eighteenth story window and plunge to his death in a hail of glass and shattered dignity (70). ~ Paul Neilan

If insurance companies paid for lifestyle-management classes, they would save huge sums of money. We need to see that alternative medicine is now mainstream. ~ Deepak Chopra

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. ~ Jesse Ventura

Three-quarters of Americans who went bankrupt due to medical costs actually had insurance; it's just that the insurance they had didn't actually protect them from catastrophe. ~ Jonathan Chait

Pre-existing conditions for those previously insured must not lead to someone being unable to get insurance. ~ Mitt Romney

The only people who become wealthy by being concerned with the future are insurance companies. ~ Leo Buscaglia

The Buddha referred to married people as "householders." He even gave clear instructions as to how one should be a good householder: Be nice to your spouse, be honest, be faithful, give alms to the poor, buy some insurance against fire and flood ... I'm dead serious: The Buddha literally advised married couples to buy property insurance. ~ Elizabeth Gilbert

Those who devise better methods of utilizing manpower, tools, machinery, materials and facilities are making real contributions toward our national security. Today, these ideas are a form of insurance for our national security; tomorrow, this same progressive thinking is insurance for our individual security-it is, in effect, job insurance. ~ Robert R. Shannon

not put in place, one wonders how insurance and pharmaceutical companies will treat our grandchildren if they have genetic information about them, perhaps even before they are even conceived. Insurance ~ Christine Kenneally

At the same cost spent on occasional pizzas or dine outs, one can cover premium costs - for lasting protection - with insurance. ~ Meera Srinivasan

Your past doesn't define who you are. It just gives you the starting point for who you're going to be. ~ Agent Carolina

People being forced to get health care and the insurance companies making millions. ~ Lizz Winstead

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. ~ Kevin O'Leary

You don't need miracles in the west. You have insurance. ~ Brother Yun

I'm no fan of what I've seen health insurance companies do. ~ Elizabeth Emken

(Agent: This book doesn't work. Shane: You mean, in your opinion. Agent: I mean in English). ~ Jess Walter

My agent set up a meeting with George Lucas. They were casting in England. ~ David Prowse

Now, more than ever, we need nature as a balancing agent. ~ Richard Louv

We have a plan that creates universal access programs at the state level which allows folks to access insurance if they're denied by their insurer. ~ Eric Cantor

Extending federal unemployment insurance is vital for millions of Americans laid off through no fault of their own, and it serves as an important economic stimulus. ~ Sander Levin

Insurance for what?"
"Life insurance?"
"Which life?"
"Medical coverage?"
"I heal myself."
"Never mind. ~ Judith Post

You must buy health insurance or pay the new Gestapo - the IRS. ~ Paul LePage

Taking care of your body is insurance for your soul. ~ Toni Sorenson

If it weren't for health insurance we wouldn't need health insurance. ~ James G. Kelly

The federal government is basically an insurance company with an army. ~ Paul Krugman

Life insurance can be numbingly complicated. Clients often turn off their brains and surrender their judgment to the very agent or planner who brought on their coma in the first place. ~ Jane Bryant Quinn

Gospel is not a fire insurance policy for the next world, but a life assurance policy for this world. ~ Richard Rohr

If I wasn't an actor, I'd be a secret agent. ~ Thornton Wilder

Higher costs naturally translate into fewer employers offering insurance coverage, and fewer employees accepting it, even when it is offered. ~ Risa Lavizzo-Mourey

We know that 10 million more people will lose insurance in the next 10 years if we don't act. ~ David Axelrod

One in seven Americans lives without health insurance, and that's a truly staggering figure. ~ John M. McHugh

To my thinking the greatest advance in recorded medical history is the thirty-minute walk before breakfast. Premiums for life insurance are usually paid for the benefit of someone else. If you want any life insurance for yourself you had better pay the daily premium of a thirty-minute walk. ~ Dr. Blake F. Donaldson

New Yorkers have been fortunate to have Andrew Cuomo as our Attorney General - protecting working New Yorkers against the banks, insurance companies and big corporations. ~ Eric Schneiderman

I know how critical it is to make sure that people with pre-existing conditions have affordable insurance, and states are able to do that. ~ John Barrasso

At the risk of sounding sentimental, I've always felt there are people who can leave an indelible mark on your soul, an imprint that can never be erased. ~ Agent Broyles