Yakov Smirnoff Famous Quotes
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We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.
As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers.
There's depth in my comedy.
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
When you like something, you find time to do it.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.
I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.
In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses ... " That's it.
If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
