Lizz Winstead Famous Quotes
Reading Lizz Winstead quotes, download and share images of famous quotes by Lizz Winstead. Righ click to see or save pictures of Lizz Winstead quotes that you can use as your wallpaper for free.
This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.
Whoever's president I'm not going to be short on material.
I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.
There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."
Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.
I do a lot of reading of news so I can be smarter, and I do a lot of watching TV news so I can know why Americans aren't very smart. Then I can point out the hypocrisy of politicians or the media.
Unless you can point to something that I have done or said that has changed the course of the public opinion in a negative way, you've got to check yourself sometimes and say, "Maybe I don't like the way that this thing is said, but it's expanding tolerance." If I said something that was shutting down something that was positive, call me out, but I don't really see me doing that.
My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.
We had forgotten the most important lesson of being women: We are one another, and when all else fails, we have one another.
Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.
People being forced to get health care and the insurance companies making millions.
And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.
Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level.
By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?
The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.
But there was one girl who had a big influence over me. Barbie. I worshipped Barbie. In fact, I would say Barbie was my twelve-inch plastic life coach. She had it all, a camper, a dune buggy, even a dream house. Part of why it was a dream house to me was that she was the only one who lived there. Her boyfriend, Ken, came to visit when she--er, I decided. She had a sports car and would bounce from job to job as she--er, I saw fit.Barbie owned zero floral baby-making dresses. I craved that indepence. And her weird-ass boobs? So what? She still reached the steering wheel of her royal blue sports car. Some people thought that the fact that her feet were fucked and she couldn't stand was a problem. But to me, it meant she was free. Free from standing at a stove, or a washing machine, or with a baby hanging off her hip. She has no hip. She has no hips. Plus, she didn't have to walk; she drove her convertible everywhere. God, I loved Barbie. She was free in every way I knew how to define freedom.
Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.
We live in a nation where corporations are people.
We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.