Funny Being Keen Quotes

I'm not that keen on the idea of being unconscious. ~ Christopher Hitchens

Kara Keen--Romance with heat, humor and heart ~ Kara Keen

being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way. ~ Shashankbisht

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. ~ Philippe Falardeau

Being human in the digital world is about building a digital world for humans. ~ Andrew Keen

Grace comes particularly where calculation has come to an end. ~ Craig Keen

Freedom is an inside job. ~ Sam Keen

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. ~ Tom Sizemore

Being funny is not the same as being happy. ~ Dana Gould

Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly. ~ Sam Keen

The gimmicky thing I'm not very keen on. ~ Manolo Blahnik

The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. ~ Greg Giraldo

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. ~ Christopher Walken

I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny. ~ Mila Kunis

To be on a quest is nothing more or less than to become an asker of questions. ~ Sam Keen

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. ~ Julie Brown

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify. ~ Seth MacFarlane

Whoever authors your story authorizes your actions. ~ Sam Keen

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. ~ Jeff Garlin

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. ~ Jenny Eclair

are roads go on forever and are party never ends ~ Robert Earl Keen

The eucharist relativizes every leader. ~ Craig Keen

I think it's increasingly hard to have deep self-knowledge without entering the darkness in some way. ~ Sam Keen

Mounting an expedition to actualize a Compassionate Commonwealth of all peoples ... is the great spiritual challenge of our time. ~ Sam Keen

It's interesting that the worse things get, the more we believe the next technological fix is going to get us out of it. But it's like being in quicksand: the more you struggle the deeper you sink. ~ Sam Keen

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. ~ Chris Tucker

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. ~ Jim Carrey

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny. ~ Wanda Sykes

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. ~ Sarah Silverman

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. ~ Howard Stern

in order to be an effective communicator: you must be a keen listener and a keen observer. Let ~ Alex Malley

I was very keen on people like Elvis, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Gene Vincent. ~ Robin Trower

The deepest mystery comes not when we don't know somebody well, but when we do. ~ Sam Keen

I fall into all kinds of inauthenticity when I conspire to forget my mortality. ~ Sam Keen

The best practice is to follow the advice posted on every railroad crossing: Stop. Look. Listen. ~ Sam Keen

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny. ~ Kevin Dillon

My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl. ~ Judi Dench

Neither Elizabeth or I are keen to do a real-life couple on the screen. It's not very electric. ~ Hugh Grant

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. ~ Jemima Kirke

Down to earth advice about the path that leads away from the kingdom of the hollow men. ~ Sam Keen

The way I see it, there are just 2 ways to go, livin' fast or dyin' slow! Which way you gonna go? ~ Robert Earl Keen

A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions. ~ Gilbert Gottfried

Tim Berners-Lee invented the Web in order to help him remember his colleagues at CERN. "The Web is more a social creation than a technical one," he explains. ~ Andrew Keen

The sacred is discovered in what moves and touches us, in what makes us tremble. ~ Sam Keen

The question that surrounds lovemaking is, "Did you cum?" and the unasked question beneath that is, "Am I all right? ~ Sam Keen

A man can't have too many guitars or too many shotguns. ~ Robert Earl Keen

We can only choose whether we will feel and not what we will feel. ~ Sam Keen

I'm in my 80s and not a keen television fan. ~ Nigel Kneale

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. ~ Ben Berger

We now realize that we're not living in a piecemeal world, but a world where everything is linked together. ~ Sam Keen

You come to love not by discovering the ideal individual, yet by figuring out how to see a blemished individual flawlessly. ~ Sam Keen

There has always been a part of me that saw wilderness and risk-taking as the path to freedom. ~ Sam Keen

...theology waits as it works. It waits for its lungs again to be filled. Without the renewing breath of the Spirit it cannot speak. ~ Craig Keen

The 'still, small voice' of God never calls on me to be like another man. It appeals to me to rise to my full stature and fulfill the promise that sleeps within my being. ~ Sam Keen

Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to get seen if you're funny. If you're funny, talented, and work hard, you will go somewhere. ~ Amy Schumer

Being funny, in some ways, is about being connected to psychology. ~ Noah Baumbach

Viral videos aren't just about being funny. They're about identity creation. ~ Ricky Van Veen

The key relationships in the future will not be between people, but between machines and people. ~ Andrew Keen

I went to the movies with my little Peggy Sue, I had a dip there in my lip just like I always do. ~ Robert Earl Keen

Wise people are able to give themselves gracefully to seemingly contradictory experiences, because they know that they belong to different seasons of life, all of which are necessary to the whole. Spring and winter, growth and decay, creativity and fallowness, health and sickness, power and impotence, and life and death all belong within the economy of being. ~ Sam Keen

Free services like Wikipedia I don't think benefit anyone - they don't benefit the professional because they're not paid. ~ Andrew Keen

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them. ~ Allan Carr

There are many Israelis who are not keen on Barack Obama - they did not want to see him elected. ~ Richard Engel

If the script grabs me and appeals to me, I'm really very keen to work on it. ~ Hugo Weaving

I'm a keen runner, so I try to fit in a half hour every other day. ~ Olly Murs

Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny. ~ Kaitlin Olson

Mystical experiences (unlike scientific conclusions) cannot be communicated from one person to another. Philosophers and little children are continually amazed that we, unaccountably, find ourselves in a somewhat intelligible world. ~ Sam Keen

The forsakenness of the Son is the forsakenness of all who die... ~ Craig Keen

Being a successful student is about more than reading, writing, and 'rithmetic. It's about being a skilled negotiator, a keen observer, and a master planner. ~ Stefanie Weisman

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' ~ Conan O'Brien

It was not that he lacked values, but he had a keen sense that at times the ends justified the means, and an equally keen sense of his own interests. There ~ Michael Lewis

In the degree that we remember and retell our stories and create new ones we become the authors, the authorities, of our own lives. ~ Sam Keen

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. ~ Sam Keen

I trained as a designer, so I'm always terribly keen about what I'm going to look like. ~ Judi Dench

To cultivate love, or whole-soul-fulness, we must resist the temptation to be upwardly mobile, to be always on the move, to pull up our roots and fly to the mythic kingdom of Elsewhere. ~ Sam Keen

There may be no English word as bent and broken by casual misuse, or drained of blood by idealizing admirers and apologists, or grossly caricatured by huckstering detractors, as church. ~ Craig Keen

Let's Face it, - Sinatra is a king. He's a very sharp operator, a keen record chief, and has a keen appreciation of what the public wants. ~ Bing Crosby

I have always been a very keen walker, though, and I often took a camera with me on my walks. ~ Fay Godwin

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not. ~ Jeff Garlin

It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me. ~ Auliq Ice

I am guilty of a dreadful selfish crime. I have robbed myself of all my precious time ~ Robert Earl Keen

It must have been the summer of 1967, the Beatles were singing love is all you need. I held her hand as we walked through the arcades. ~ Robert Earl Keen

The more we chase away the false mysteries - those things we think we know about ourselves and others - the more mysterious our existence becomes. ~ Sam Keen

If we had a better understanding of the ways we think about enemies, we might be able to think of more rational ways of settling conflict. ~ Sam Keen

I was keen to stage 'Faust,' although I find Goethe's 'Faust' indigestible. ~ Simon McBurney

The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. ~ Steve Coogan

The world is run largely by urban, sedentary males. The symbol of power is the chair. ~ Sam Keen

I guess I'm a very keen observer, and I'd like to think I have a good imagination. ~ Eric Bana

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. ~ Woody Allen

If we don't preserve forest habitat for spotted owls, then soon we won't have trees to refresh the air we breathe. And we're realizing that this applies to social ecology, as well. ~ Sam Keen

We suffer from the illusion that the faster we run, the more likely we are to grasp happiness. The truth is that the velocity necessary for success rarely exceeds the rate of reflection. ~ Sam Keen

The more you become a connoisseur of gratitude, the less you are a victim of resentment, depression, and despair. Gratitude will act as an elixir that will gradually dissolve the hard shell of your ego-your need to posses and control-and transform you into a generous being. The sense of gratitude produces true spiritual alchemy, makes us magnanimous-lar ge souled. ~ Sam Keen

Zuckerberg wants to take us back to the dorm room where we all know each other. I don't want to, I want to go to the city. ~ Andrew Keen

I think that critiquing the myths of our society and helping people find their way through them is a very important thing. It's a theme that goes through all of my work. ~ Sam Keen

I try to steer away from high metaphysical belief because I think we humans do best when we realize that we don't know all that much. ~ Sam Keen

I've known a whole lot of bulls in my time, and their work is never done. ~ Robert Earl Keen

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny. ~ Jim Dine

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. ~ Denis Norden

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

Being funny is everything to me. ~ Allison Jones