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Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.
Denis Norden Quotes: Then after that came word
Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.
Denis Norden Quotes: Frank liked administrative work and
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
Denis Norden Quotes: I defy anyone to get
Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.
Denis Norden Quotes: Everyone who appears in a
A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
Denis Norden Quotes: A counter tenor is anyone
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
Denis Norden Quotes: What is a harp but
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
Denis Norden Quotes: There's an unseen force which
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
Denis Norden Quotes: Dictum on television scripts: We
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
Denis Norden Quotes: It's a funny kind of
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
Denis Norden Quotes: If the laughter of the
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