Captain Hook Smee Quotes

Smee, you are a supreme idjit."
"Aye, Cap'n. ~ Ridley Pearson

It's the injustice that I hate, more than anything," he'd said to Smee one night, his eyes red and glassy, slurring his words, his head lolling as he tried to focus. He'd vomited, and then promptly passed out on a bush. "I hate the world that does not work out fair. ~ Jodi Lynn Anderson

In a word, the handsomest man I have ever seen, though, at the same time, perhaps slightly disgusting. " - Captain Hook at Eton ~ J.M. Barrie

Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner! ~ Red Buttons

The man is not wholly evil – he has a Thesaurus in his cabin." (Captain Hook as described by J. M. Barrie in Peter Pan) ~ Debra Eve

I used to have a lot of recurring dreams about Captain Hook when I was a little kid, which I remember very vividly. But I think I just really liked Peter Pan a lot, and 'Hook' was my favorite movie. ~ Cristin Milioti

Sorry, Toby," said Max, plucking up the smee by one end. "This will have to do." He unceremoniously dunked the creature into a nearby pitcher of water. "Better?"
"Invigorated," groused the smee. "And now I will ask you to kindly put me down and never to grab me by that particular part of my anatomy again."
Horrified, Max promptly dropped the smee onto its pillow. ~ Henry H. Neff

Memories hold you back; their weight crushes your spirit. ~ Jorge Enrique Ponce

Photography is the recording of strangeness and beauty with beguiling precision. ~ Sebastian Smee

To cross the seas, to traverse the roads, and to work machinery by galvanism, or rather electro-magnetism, will certainly, if executed, be the most noble achievement ever performed by man. ~ Alfred Smee

I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out in New Year's Eve. ~ Jen Lancaster

It's every boy's dream to play Captain Hook. ~ Rhys Ifans

Some day,' said Smee, 'the clock will run down, and then he'll get you.'
Hook wetted his dry lips, 'Aye,' he said, 'that's the fear that haunts me. ~ J.M. Barrie

The "Warrior Ethos" emphasizes placing the mission first, not accepting defeat, and being disciplined physically and mentally. Why? Because an American Soldier is a "guardian of freedom and the American way of life. ~ Dan Smee

Probably look like fucking Captain Hook. ~ Helen Harper

You know the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing... ~ Steve Rogers, Captain America

Back in the 1950s and '60s, J. M. Barrie's 'Peter Pan' - starring Mary Martin and Cyril Ritchard - was regularly aired on network television during the Christmas season. I must have seen it four or five times and remember, in particular, Ritchard's gloriously camp interpretation of Captain Hook. ~ Michael Dirda

Excuse me. You may remember eating my father, Captain Hook? I'm here to avenge his death. Farewell, hideous beast. ~ Heidi Schulz

I can do this all day. ~ Steve Rogers, Captain America

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death. ~ Charlie Sheen

Tolerance always has limits - it cannot tolerate what is itself actively intolerant. ~ Sidney Hook

To what part of electrical science are we not indebted to Faraday? He has increased our knowledge of the hidden and unknown to such an extent, that all subsequent writers are compelled so frequently to mention his name and quote his papers, that the very repetition becomes monotonous. [How] humiliating it may be to acknowledge so great a share of successful investigation to one man ... ~ Alfred Smee

Everyone is a monster to someone. Since you are so convinced that I am yours. I will be it. ~ Captain Flint

Do me a favor, doc?"
"Anything, Captain."
"Stop italicizing the word 'Captain' when you say it."
"Go easy on the fourth wall there, sir."
-Captain Andreyasn & Doctor Bunnigus ~ Howard Tayler

Trust is like a block of ice, once it melts into the ground, you can never get it back. ~ Captain Chief

He (Captain Hook) was never more sinister than when he was most polite, which is probably the truest test of breeding. ~ J.M. Barrie

Smee", he said huskily, "that crocodile would have had me before this, but by a lucky chance it swallowed a clock that goes tick tick inside it, and so before it can reach me I can hear the tick and bolt." He laughed, but in a hollow way. "Some day", Smee said, "the clock will run down, and then he'll get you. ~ J.M. Barrie

The game's up," he cried, "those boys have found a mother."

Affrighted though she was, Wendy swelled with pride.

"O evil day!" cried Starkey.

"What's a mother?" asked the ignorant Smee.

Wendy was so shocked that she exclaimed. "He doesn't know!" and always after this she felt that if you could have a pet pirate Smee would be her one. ~ J.M. Barrie

I met Mos Def around that time but I didn't hook up with him until I was about 17 or 18. ~ Talib Kweli

Before facing and defeating a giant wave, no captain is a captain! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

There's still much to do; still so much to learn. Mr. La Forge – engage! ~ Captain Picard

There's nothing worse than having a fit and no one giving you the proper attention for it. ~ Christina Henry

hurricane in human form. ~ Holly Hook

It's not so much the destination as it is the journey." -Captain Jack ~ Captain Jack Sparrow

I am a free spirit, who loves the company of most animals and some people! ~ Captain Hank Bracker

I'm afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow! I am a Pirate Lord, and you are nothing! ~ Captain Jack Sparrow

Old men are cantankerous: they like to get their own way. ~ Peter Hook

Everyone who remembers their own educational experience remembers teachers, not methods and techniques. ~ Sidney Hook

[A]nti-Semitism was rife in almost all varieties of socialism. ~ Sidney Hook

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world! ~ Scott Steiner

Accept what you did do, and live with it. ~ Peter Hook

Philosophy, most broadly viewed, is the critical survey of existence from the standpoint of value. ~ Sidney Hook

the problem at this point is that there is a problem. ~ Captain Obvious

Think of a pitch in terms of advertising: You're trying to hook a reader the way a commercial tries to hook a detergent user. ~ David Macinnis Gill

'Captain America' I love, and that would be great, but c'mon, a Frenchman doing 'Captain America?' They would burn my passport. ~ Louis Leterrier

Still, there is a basic reticence about his approach that feels refreshing in today's culture of maximum exposure. Brandt did not go to great lengths to turn people into icons, nor did he presume to show their "true nature" in something so transient as a photograph. Instead, he used photography's special qualities to suggest intimate things about his subjects, things that cannot be put into words, and may not even be possible to put into pictures. ~ Sebastian Smee

If I am ever put to death on the hook, expect a very human performance. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

I'm interested in playing, not working. ~ Captain Beefheart

You fit into me like a hook into an eye a fish hook an open eye ~ Margaret Atwood

It's a timeline!' Elysia exclaimed.
'Thanks, Captain Obvious,' said Ferbus.
Elysia glared at him. 'Thank you, Captain Overused Expression.'
'No, thank you, Captain Shut Your Facehole. ~ Gina Damico

Everyone's colored, or you wouldn't be able to see them. ~ Captain Beefheart

Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories, they die. Serves them right. ~ Douglas Coupland

The break-up of a relationship is always difficult, especially a 30-year one. ~ Peter Hook

In contrast to totalitarianism, democracy can face and live with the truth about itself. ~ Sidney Hook

You must use the hook of precepts to quickly remove it. ~ Gautama Buddha

Students rarely disappoint teachers who assure them in advance that they are doomed to failure. ~ Sidney Hook

Probably the most violently hated of the weenie songs cited in the survey was "Sometimes When We Touch," sung in a very emotional manner by Dan Hill, who sounds as though he's having his prostate examined by Captain Hook. ~ Dave Barry

I've never been out of work in my whole life. ~ Peter Hook

Keep those things that you need, use and bring you joy! ~ Julie Starr Hook

Belize is still a pirate haven and is run more or less along the lines established centuries ago by the likes of Captain Morgan, Blackbeard, and Captain Barrow. ~ John McAfee

Bre said there's only one real adventure in this world. Love. It's finding the one person who makes you want to be better than you are. ~ Anna Katmore

If there were any clear investigation of 9/11, they wouldn't let Louie Freeh off the hook. ~ Sidney Blumenthal

There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they're going to get all this money from you. ~ Dustin Diamond

The mob that hails the man on horseback, the Caesars and conquering heroes, does not retain its freedoms for long. ~ Sidney Hook

I don't do lullabyes. ~ Captain Beefheart

I was real into Devo, Pavement, Captain Beefheart, and the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. ~ Patrick Carney

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow ~ Captain Jack Sparrow

There was a little less pressure to be fit on 'The Avengers' than 'Captain America.' I had just finished 'Captain America,' so I was already built. Plus, 'Captain America' has that one scene dramatic scene where my transformation is revealed. 'The Avengers' has not one shirtless scene. ~ Chris Evans

People hook up. People don't hook up. I don't judge. ~ Lamorne Morris

I use the hook to carry coffee. ~ Colin O'Donoghue

Bait the hook well. This fish will bite. ~ William Shakespeare

those unfortunate enough to be killed by Smee generally die thinking, What a dear little man. ~ Heidi Schulz

When we search for something larger than our own selves to hook into, we can come through whatever life throws at us. ~ Anne Lamott

Red Hook Road made me happy, and happy to be alive. It took me out of my home on the coast of South Carolina, placed me in the town along Red hook Road, and changed me the way good books always do. ~ Pat Conroy

I let people off the hook too easily. ~ William Boyd

I am Captain James Hook! I am no victim; I create them! I do not have bad dreams; I inspire them! ~ Heidi Schulz

Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean) ~ Jeff Mariotte

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only! ~ Captain Jack Sparrow

I was captain of Wales; I've been captain of numerous football clubs. ~ Vinnie Jones

Why don't you do something besides crying about it try getting stronger. ~ Captain Smoker

'Movement' sounded like Joy Division, but 'Power, Corruption & Lies' is the first New Order record. ~ Peter Hook

Forgiveness isn't about letting the other person off the hook - it's about releasing ourselves. ~ Gabrielle Bernstein

'24 Hour Party People' was a comedy, and I knew that from the beginning. ~ Peter Hook

She felt almost tearfully grateful to be off the hook, and residually angry because she was always on the hook. ~ Gayle Forman

There are keyboard terrorists everywhere who hide behind a veil of anonymity to pursue their vicious slanders. ~ Peter Hook

Bootleggers quake in fear of me ringing them on a Sunday afternoon. I call after dinner, usually. ~ Peter Hook

I'm here to confuse you. Confusion is my right and left hook. ~ Mona Eltahawy

I've got a good right hook. ~ Julie Andrews

That's it really, at the moment I wouldn't say I was influenced by any one thing in particular. ~ Peter Hook

And I am revealed for exactly what I am - a particularly stupid fish, moving from hook to hook, never learning my lesson ~ Victoria Aveyard

Lyrics have got to be simple and catchy. A hook is more important than an overall concept or story. ~ Galcher Lustwerk

Everything up to and including Unknown Pleasures really existed only when the four of us were in a room together playing it. Not written down, not recorded, just from memory. ~ Peter Hook

Whatever we can't hold, we hang on a hook that will hold it. ~ Leslie Jamison

I just like keeping busy and having ten things on the go. ~ Peter Hook

We loved country songs in New Order. That's our big secret! ~ Peter Hook

Pirate Captain Jim
"Walk the plank," says Pirate Jim
"But Captain Jim, I cannot swim."
"Then you must steer us through the gale."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot sail."
"Then down with the galley slaves you go."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot row."
"Then you must be the pirate's clerk."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot work. ~ Shel Silverstein

Before impugning an opponent's motives, even when they legitimately may be impugned, answer his arguments. ~ Sidney Hook

"Ay," said the Captain, reverentially; "it's a almighty element. There's wonders in the deep, my pretty. Think on it when the winds is roaring and the waves is rowling. Think on it when the stormy nights is so pitch dark," said the Captain, solemnly holding up his hook, "as you can't see your hand afore you, excepting when the wiwid lightning reweals the same; and when you drive, drive, drive through the storm and dark, as if you was a driving, head on, to the world without end." ~ Charles Dickens

All children grow up, or they die, or both. All children, except one. ~ Christina Henry

I'm one of those old cynics that thinks, whoever you vote for, the government always gets in. ~ Peter Hook