Dustin Diamond Quotes

Know your job and don't fake it. It looks easy, but the ones that make it look easy know what the hell they're doing. They may tell you around the dining room table that you're funny and you should be an actor, but until you challenge yourself by getting on a stage or in front of a camera, that's when your knowledge of the craft separates you from the pretenders.

The sword was a very elegant weapon in the days of the samurai. You had honor and chivalry much like the knights, and yet it was a gruesome and horrific weapon.

I don't expect that we're going to become the biggest craze. If it happened, I'd be really shocked. I think people will dig it, but there will be a sea of people who just don't get it.

You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don't even know who The Who is. It's like, where have you been? Justin Timberlake? C'mon. Where are the roots?

I've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny.

I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.

The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.

I really pay attention to the bass in the music I listen to, and that's what I tend to write toward.

We don't know what we're writing until it just comes out. We don't sit around crunching numbers.

These days, everyone is a writer, producer and movie star. You post something on the web, get enough hits, and suddenly you have TV show.

I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.

I'm a shepherd, not a sheep, and I've always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower.

Our music, you either get it or you don't. There's no middle ground.

I don't really go back over my old shows, but I'll see them occasionally, mostly I want to go back and change things about the character as I look at them.

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess.

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they're going to get all this money from you.

If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We'd have a big cult following, we'd have a built-in fanbase so we could pretty much play anywhere, people would show up and rock out.

Kids these days don't know as much about music as they think they do.