Wwe Quotes

I was 'attitude' in this place before it was a catchphrase! ~ Shawn Michaels

Go back to your bingo hall. ~ Jerry Lawler

If you're in the WWE, it's like show business boot camp. You learn a little bit about everything as far as show business is involved. ~ Chris Jericho

Shut your role and know your mouth. ~ Mick Foley

I'm a third generation superstar. ~ Randy Orton

Hello ... 911? I'd like to report a robbery, looks like Trish and Tomko stole the show! ~ Trish Stratus

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you! ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

After 10 years TNA talent still have an inferiority complex. If you don't think that you work for the BEST COMPANY EVER then nobody else will! As a performer you hav to act and project that where you work is the pinnacle of competition! If not then the whole place just seems second rate. ~ Chris Jericho

I think about my life and what's important to me sometimes. Working for WWE and being a Diva has really been the only thing that's made me feel great about myself. ~ Natalya

Straight edge means I'm better than you. ~ CM Punk

I'm really encouraged by the progress I've seen with what they're doing with the women in WWE, but I feel like there's a lot more than can be done. ~ Ronda Rousey

Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips! ~ Santino Marella

No one beats The Legend Killer.. Thats why I'm the greatest in this business! ~ Randy Orton

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking! ~ The Miz

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. ~ Roddy Piper

Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here. ~ Triple H

I realized my dream and was proud to be a Superstar. I never won a title, but being hired by WWE and being a Superstar, to me, was like winning a championship. ~ Robert Maillet

Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'. ~ Triple H

Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason. ~ Josh Mathews

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. ~ Roddy Piper

You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap. ~ John Cena

Oh my god will you shut the front door already! ~ Alex Riley

Not only is he my broadcast partner, but we travel together so much, he's become like my best friend. ~ Josh Mathews

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling! ~ Jim Cornette

Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner. ~ Edge

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it! ~ Alex Riley

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down! ~ Alex Riley

I watch just as much WWE as almost anyone, but I love to. It's something I enjoy doing. I don't force myself to watch. I get excited for Mondays. I get excited to see the show. ~ John Cena

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite. ~ John Cena

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children. ~ Bobby Heenan

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile ~ Bobby Heenan

I think all women have some sort of beauty in them. ~ The Miz

Be afraid ... be VERY afraid! ~ The Undertaker

The first time ever seeing a great talker was The Rock. It took a while for him to develop, but a great talker like The Rock, he was just incredible. Every time he was on the show, you wanted to see exactly what he was going to do which is what I try to do but I don't try to do it like The Rock. I don't want to be like anybody else.I want just want to be the No. 1 Miz. ~ The Miz

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse. ~ Triple H

MATT HARDY WILL NOT DIE ~ Matt Hardy

Ever since I came to the WWE four years ago, there's been one home for Rey Mysterio. SmackDown! In this ring, in this very ring is where I won the World Title. This is my home. These are my people. ~ Oscar Gutierrez

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it. ~ Bobby Heenan

Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!! ~ Jim Ross

My name's Punk. CM Punk. ~ CM Punk

Don't sing it, bring it. ~ Scott Hall

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight! ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh. ~ The Miz

Shawn Michaels is quite simply the greatest performer in WWE history. ~ Chris Jericho

hulkamanias runnin wild brother ~ Hulk Hogan

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees! ~ CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. ~ CM Punk

WWE asked me to be in the Hall of Fame, and I turned it down. You know why? They put Pete Rose in the wrestling Hall of Fame. This guy can't even get into his own Hall of Fame. ~ Mr. T

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate. ~ CM Punk

If you're having trouble finding someone to play with, why don't you just go play with yourself. ~ Amy Dumas

In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I'm broke as hell and one day I won't be. You Can Achieve Anything! ~ Dwayne Johnson

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her. ~ CM Punk

I'm sorry Dolph, but around here, you gotta earn respect. ~ Randy Orton

HB-Shizzle's gonna be honest with ya, okay. To hit these bad boys, you have to have pinpoint accuracy. ~ Shawn Michaels

And when you're actually finally done, and you still got 5 pieces left over, all they wanna do is play with the box! ~ Shawn Michaels

Get the steppin' This is my show, I'm running things, here! ~ Shane McMahon

He spilled my diet soda! ~ CM Punk

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it. ~ CM Punk

Foley looks like an un-made bed. ~ Jerry Lawler

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count! ~ Bobby Heenan

I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask. ~ Alex Riley

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. ~ Jerry Lawler

CeNation. Wwe reports that last night at approximatley 9pm est. It terminated its contract with cousin of john cena, juan. The wwe wishes juan the best of luck in his future endeavors. ~ John Cena

Release your inner Kane. ~ Rob Van Dam

I welcome anyone that wants to come into the WWE and try it, because, I was the type of person that was not welcome with open arms. People didn't want me to come in because I was from a Reality background. But I'm the first person that says, bring anybody in. ~ The Miz

I just want to say one thing ... Thank you Eddie! ~ Oscar Gutierrez

We wanted to do it right. There is an expectation and WWE has a reputation to deliver the best show we possibly can when we perform in a new part of the world. We wanted to deliver Abu Dhabi with the best product we could. Also it's very difficult to make the travel work as we are constantly touring throughout the year. ~ John Cena

My accomplishments are endless. ~ Randy Orton

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line. ~ Edge

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. ~ Paul Heyman

Expand your Imagination. ~ Jeff Hardy

How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if you are the game then you quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board cause your game absolutely sucks! ~ Dwayne Johnson

Thank you guys. Thank you for never giving up on me. ~ John Cena

I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. ~ CM Punk

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time. ~ Vince McMahon

I'm The Legend Killer, Shawn! Why? 'Cause I kill Legends! ~ Randy Orton

It has nothing to do with [Renee] being a female or not, it has to do with her being the right person for the job. She's got a great voice that cuts through the clutter. She is very knowledgeable about WWE, about its history, about the talent and she is really willing to step up and do her homework. I think you're going to see her grow. You're going to see her jump on this challenge to become a regular fixture and a regular voice and, hopefully, maybe one day the voice of WWE. ~ Triple H

We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness. ~ Edge

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that's something you're into - if you like watching people get kicked in the face - come see me. I'll probably be your favorite wrestler ~ CM Punk

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration. ~ Alex Riley

Undisputed ends when I return to the WWE in 2007. There is already 3 ½ years of material including the 3 best years of my career. Undisputed is going to do even better than A Lion's Tale, there is no reason to not do #3. The material I have for #3 is just as good as the first 2. I still have a few years to go before I write but I would definitely like to write another one. But it is not about the numbers, it is about the quality. If I don't think it would be as good, I won't do it ~ Chris Jericho

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can. ~ Triple H

I had been struggling to get roles in Hollywood for three and a half years after leaving the WWE. Then I finally got an agent - the agent I have now. He's a great guy, but he turned me down three times before he even decided to take me on a as a client. ~ Dave Bautista

I got you plenty of hats at home, Vickie, what are you doing? ~ Dolph Ziggler

This is my life, this is my passion, this is all I got. ~ John Cena

Ever since I was a child I always wanted to be WWE Champion. I've been in love with sports-entertainment for my entire life, and I always wanted to do that. ~ David Otunga

Well the truth is, Santino didn't beat me, because I beat myself. ~ Sheamus

I regret nothing and fear less. ~ John Cena

So Carlito think about this: all the apple-biting. ~ Randy Orton

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! ~ Roddy Piper

You're right John! I can't see you! Your movies aren't in theaters long enough! ~ The Miz

The only people who try to tell you that you can't do something, are the people who have failed ~ Chris Jericho

Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well. ~ Kurt Angle

You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me! ~ The Undertaker

I'm just going to take this in a minute. The wrestling world, we're kind of our own breed and different from maybe some movie stars who have their big speeches that they do that ends their long career in a roast. You're entire career in the WWE kind of like one big roast, but this is the moment where you get to soak it in and just see what's going on for a minute. ~ Amy Dumas

I'm not perfect, but I'm the truth. ~ Ron Killings

I'd like to thank Mom and Dad, just for the genetics. ~ Shawn Michaels

I breath wrestling. It's in my blood. I have kind of a confidence when I walk ... ~ Kane

The Heart Break Kid does not rest in peace. He can stay up ALL NIIIGHT! ~ Shawn Michaels

Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time ... ~ Chris Jericho