Helen Harper Quotes

Harold,' I called. 'Harold! It's Ivy from down the hall.' The cat didn't answer. Perhaps I was being too familiar with the familiar. I tried again. 'Harold Fitzwilliam Duxworthy the Third? Are you there?

I was a lone wolf. Or at least a lone dragon anyway. We liked to work alone. Others would merely cramp our style. Or steal our treasure.

I pulled out, making the driver in the battered BMW coming up behind me gesture in my direction with an angry scowl. Now, now. He had plenty of room to slow down. I reckon that anyone who gets irritated by something like that needs to sort their life out. If you're getting stressed out by having to brake slightly, what happens to your equilibrium when your pipes burst or your kid gets suspended from school or your mum is diagnosed with cancer? It simply isn't worth the effort to sweat the small stuff.

I don't think I'm in love with you; I know I'm in love with you. We have nothing in common, but I don't think that matters. You're always there in my thoughts. Always.

Probably look like fucking Captain Hook.

If you're trying to make the point that I'm childish, thank you very much. The only reason that most adults don't do things like this is because they're too concerned about what others think. Or they're so worried about their problems they can't think about anything but themselves. Or they no longer see the wonder and joy in sliding across a floor or down a banister. I think that's sad, not immature.

Pet,' Brutus repeated. 'Bitch.'
'Don't be offended,' I said. 'He calls everyone that.'
I winked at Brutus

soft and sweet to look at with a prickly personality and a streak of defiant personality. I smirked. Kitten. It suited her.

He was chatting with your Mackenzie. My eyes narrowed. Was this yet another conquest of hers? She went through men faster than I went through sweatpants.

You know what they say about friends and enemies.' Brochan nodded wisely. 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.' My smile broadened. 'Nah. I'm talking about what you call a fake friend.' I received four identical eye rolls. I made an imaginary drum roll. 'A faux, of course.

The best friends are the ones who you can be away from for months or even years, but then when you meet up again it's like you just saw them that morning.

Afford me a very enjoyable view of his arse, which was a particularly tight and well-rounded specimen. He might have had a rod jammed up it but that didn't mean I couldn't appreciate the way it was put together.

I abandoned the plan to make millions from the spell when I realised that people would finally realise their cats are selfish little bastards who only care about themselves. There would have been mass feline abandonment if they heard what their pets really have to say.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day,