Patrick Carney Quotes

The fact we get played on the radio now blows our minds.

I wasn't raised super-poor, but my parents got divorced, and my mother didn't have much money. Even now if I have a cake, I'll eat it slowly, and I save most of the money I have.

I imagine if Spotify becomes something that people are willing to pay for, then I'm sure iTunes will just create their own service, and they're actually fair to artists.

The idea of a streaming service, like Netflix for music, I'm not totally against it. It's just we won't put all of our music on it until there are enough subscribers for it to make sense.

I buy five of the same shirts. I literally have six blue shirts. Now I have six green shirts.

I think the best post-breakup album is The Strokes' first album. It's just fun.

I'd literally rather hang out at the T.G.I. Friday's in New Jersey than tool around at a place that sells $40 cheeseburgers.

Tune into my new lifetime movie. 'Dislocated shoulder' airing right now,

A lot of people see a Nissan ad and they see a finished product in a record store or on iTunes and that's the face of the band.

The owner of Spotify is worth something like 3 billion dollars ... he's richer than Paul McCartney and he's 30 and he's never written a song.

[Justin Bieber]'s rich, right? Grammys are for music and not money. He's making a lot of money. He should be happy with that.

I really don't have an ear for pitch. I can't sing at all, I can't hum melodies and I can't write riffs.

As soon as you start mixing up politics and some sort of ethical code in music, you've got it all wrong.

I'm trying to write a TV show. Ideally it would be just a reality-TV show, getting the guy who played Eddie Winslow and Kirk Cameron to live in a house. The Jehovah's Witnesses would come to the house a lot or something like that. I kind of like the idea of Scientologists and Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses trying to convert Kirk Cameron.

The Midwest breeds funny, eccentric people, to varying degrees. You play shows not because you're expecting to get a record deal, but to do something fun outside of mowing lawns. Everything else is just gravy ... Or mustard.

One day you look out and the audience consists of 65,000 people. It's like looking in the mirror and one day you realise you've gone grey.

And once the music is out there, when you're selling a record and selling music and people are going to do whatever they want with it, it's kind of hard to resist certain opportunities, especially in the record market now.

The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face.

Fast food is the one thing everyone can relate to. It's depressing, but also interesting, that people desire to eat the same sandwich in every single city in the world. But the biggest bummer is when you see a Subway in Berlin. Just devastating.

There is so much good music in the U.S. and there is just a small section that gets recognised at the Grammys.

Rock n' roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the world.

I was real into Devo, Pavement, Captain Beefheart, and the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.

I had this fascination with four-track recorders when I was in high school.

I can totally identify with the younger kids. I'll never do what Jon Spencer did to me when I was 16, though. I made a tape with my friends and I put it onstage right near his mic stand by the pedal board and he pulled it out with his foot, kicked it to the center of the stage, looked me in the eye and stomped it to pieces.