Spider Eaters Quotes

(Six claws.. the Spider-God comes.)
Wolverine: Spider-God? What the hell?
Spider-Man: Yep, that's me, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God! ~ Jason Aaron

Spider was circumscribed by spider ideas; its universe was spider universe. All outside was irrational, extraneous, at best raw material for spider. As I proceeded on my way along the gully, like a vast impossible shadow, I realized that in the world of spider I did not exist. ~ Loren Eiseley

Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, "I swallowed a spider!" What? I swallowed a spider? What the hell is wrong with me?! ~ Melissa Aragon

it's better than a stick in the eye ~ Spider Robinson

I conclude you must be a natural horses's ass. ~ Spider Robinson

Euphemisms are for the differently brained. ~ Spider Robinson

MARRY JANE: What are you doing here?

SPIDER-MAN: A 500 ft. geyser in Washington square and you're wondering what I'm doing here? ~ Spider-Man

Sexual intercourse vests no property rights. ~ Spider Robinson

Time didn't pass; it tailgated. ~ Spider Robinson

anger is always fear in disguise ~ Spider Robinson

honesty is hard work. ~ Spider Robinson

I was into Spider Man when I was a kid and that was the only comic I've ever read. ~ Idris Elba

Speak to meat eaters the way you would speak to a wild animal: softly and without any sudden movements. ~ Carol J. Adams

I'm going to live forever, or die trying ! ~ Spider Robinson

Communication is an art form and very few of us are artists. ~ L. Spider Klein

No mention is made in government records of man-eaters prior to the year 1905 and it would appear that until the advent of the Champawat tiger and the Panar leopard, man-eaters were unknown in Kumaon. When ~ Jim Corbett

It's always coldest before the warm. ~ Spider Robinson

Smugness was an art invented by the race of imps, no matter what cats might claim, so he did it very well indeed, ~ Spider Robinson

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. ~ Denis Leary

The spider sits alone on an empty web, starving, desperate
for prey,
but no one comes around anymore for the spider has been abused.
Why did you have to tangle everyone inside of your web?
There's no one left.
The malnourished spider tried to remain optimistic to no avail.
The spider sways from its own web on a silk made noose. ~ Zac Young

And as she jogged out of sight, they could hear her muttering, Tentacula. Devil's Snare. And Snargaluff pods. Yes, I'd like to see Death Eaters fighting those. ~ J.K. Rowling

Information can't be put in any container that isn't leaky. ~ Spider Robinson

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass? ~ Spider Robinson

Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children. ~ Spider Robinson

Until a vegan or vegetarian enters the room, people don't see themselves as meat-eaters. They are merely 'eaters', and it is we vegans who have made them aware of what they are doing. Often this is discomforting. ~ Carol J. Adams

Me, I have a science fiction writer's conviction that the damn robot is supposed to speak
human, not the other way around. ~ Spider Robinson

A naked blade is reckoned to be less obscene than a naked woman. ~ Spider Robinson

I too have drunk and seen
the spider ~ Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The spider literally looks into my eyes and sends me spider telepathy. He says, I'm going to have shiny, gorgeous hair when I kill you. ~ Jillian Dodd

Why can't Spider-sense warn you when you're about to get dumped? ~ Mark Waid

To borrow from the writings of a spider named Charlotte: 'Silk is terrific!' ~ Cheryl Hayashi

Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity. ~ Spider Robinson

By the ancient bond of the spellclave, I command you, Spider. Stop, or be turned to stone! ~ Katherine Roberts

Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze - and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence. ~ Spider Robinson

Shared pain is lessened.
Shared joy is increased.
Thus we refute entropy. ~ Spider Robinson

Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place. ~ Michael Monroe

The air changes. Then that invisible spider crawls up my spine, tickling the hairs behind my neck.

I have come to know this spider these last couple of years. It whispers there's something else in the room, breathing with you, watching you, grinning at you.

I hate that damn spider. ~ Rin Chupeco

Sleep calls to me from a land of foreign dignitaries I know not by name as I visit rarely often. The ticket in my hand, only word: "Darkness ~ Spider N. Mann

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise. ~ Spider Robinson

I was bitten by a brown recluse spider. It got me as I was coming out of the shower. I'd never seen that kind of spider before, I'm from Canada and we don't get those types up there. ~ Elisha Cuthbert

A spider is hardly an excuse to abuse a book. ~ Rebecca Chastain

Spider-Man is such a whiny loser. ~ Stephenie Meyer

I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I'm sure she's no Death Eater-"
"She's foul enough to be one ... "
"Yes, but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. ~ J.K. Rowling

Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep. ~ Spider Robinson

This must be what a fly felt like when it was caught fast in a spider's web. ~ R.K. Lilley

Mac knocks on the door. After he updates Spider, he asks, "Do you have your weapon with you?"
"Yes, it's like my American Express card. I never leave home without it." Mac hears Spider lock and load the weapon. Reassured that Spider is going to be all right, he walks out the front door. ~ David McKoy

Penny: PROBLEM. Spider in the clean laundry basket and now it's gone. I have to burn down the house. Gray: No. Penny: You're not grasping the severity of this situation. The spider is huge and it's going to eat the cat. Gray: Then the spider will rightfully take our cat's place and become our beloved spider cat. Penny: This is on you. And remember that thing I said you could do to me tonight? It's off the table. ~ Jill Shalvis

A lot of people who are overweight - not everyone, but a lot of people - are dealing with issues such as emotional issues, stress issues. They become stress eaters and emotional eaters. ~ Ian K. Smith

His ambition is to be the spider in the World Wide Web. ~ John McCarthy

He stared at the corner of the yellowed ceiling, at the spider web and its solitary occupant. "Why here?" he asked the spider. "You could choose anywhere instead of this house. I know I wouldn't be here if I didn't have to be." The spider said nothing. Come to think of it, Callum was sure the spider hadn't moved even an inch in the last week. Maybe it was dead. Dead and crisp like the untouched wasp carcass on his window sill. ~ Scott Kaelen

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence. ~ Spider Robinson

In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing. ~ Janet Evanovich

There's just nothing funnier or crazier than that - doing your Broadway debut as Spider-Man in 'Spider-Man' the musical. It was, like, the last thing I could have ever possibly imagined happening. I mean, I would tell people I was playing Spider-Man, and people would just break out laughing because it was so ridiculous! ~ Jake Epstein

Not fault of teaching spider if little spider pay more attention to catching fly than doing lesson. ~ Anne Bishop

But a spider was, after all, only a spider. Perhaps at the end, when the masks of horror were laid aside, there was nothing with which the human mind could not cope. ~ Stephen King

Spiders don't chew. They send a special liquid into their prey. The prey's insides turn to mush. Then the spider sucks up its tasty lunch! ~ Julie Murphy

I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic. ~ Kate Dickie

Quite frankly, I don't like you humans. After what you all have done,
I find being 'inhuman' a compliment. ~ Spider Robinson

I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours. ~ Sally Phillips

I clung to each word that fell from his lips like a spider to a web. ~ Dannika Dark

Solving crimes is like following a spider web. Everything is connected in some way. It's just figuring out where things intersect so I can find the spider in the middle. ~ Lisa Kessler

I grew up in Canada and was a huge Spider-Man fan, and never thought of Spider-Man as an American hero. ~ Jake Epstein

If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of
Heaven first ... ~ Spider Robinson

These headsets could pick up a spider scratching in Madagascar." "And is there a spider scratching in Madagascar?" "Well ... I don't know. They can't really - ~ Eoin Colfer

You remind me of the Siberian hunting spider, which adopts a highly convincing limp in three of its eight legs in order to attract its main prey, the so-called Samaritan squirrel, which takes pity on the spider, and then the spider jumps on it and injects the paralyzing venom, while the squirrel remains bafflingly philosophical about the whole thing. Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing. ~ Bill Bailey

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron. ~ Spider Robinson

She looked up at her father. "I am bound so tight by oaths that I feel like a fly in a spider's web. All I can do is use every resource I have before the spider strikes. ~ Gwynn White

Weirdly, my nickname was Lady. I didn't get Stretch, or Stilts, or Spider Legs - I got Lady. I guess I was always a bit ladylike. ~ L'Wren Scott

The spider is a repairer. If you bash into the web of a spider, she doesn't get mad. She weaves and repairs it. ~ Louise Bourgeois

Allowables
I killed a spider
Not a murderous brown recluse
Nor even a black widow
And if the truth were told this
Was only a small spider
Sort of papery spider
Who should have run
When I picked up the book
But she didn't
And she scared me
And I smashed her
I don't think
I'm allowed
To kill something
Because I am
Frightened. ~ Nikki Giovanni

Spider Jockey - spider jockeys are spiders that have a skeleton riding them. They rarely spawn, but if they do, unless you have a lot of arrows and a huge space, you need to run for your life. ~ Gerone Adams

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. ~ Spider Robinson

What shocked us the most was that we had no idea why we should be so shocked. Like opening a ginger ale and finding Jamesons' inside: nothing wrong with it, but it sort of takes you by surprise. ~ Spider Robinson

That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero ~ Stan Lee

We both liked the idea but couldn't figure out a way to get up to the roof. Vince had just seen the Spider-Man movie and suggested we shoot webs out of our wrists and swing up there. We asked Vince not to contribute any more ideas. ~ Chris Jericho

It appears to me that almost any man may like the spider spin from his own inwards his own airy citadel. ~ John Keats

Art takes whatever - and as long as - it takes. ~ Spider Robinson

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract. ~ Carl "Spider" Lockhart

Fairs are good places to eat, particularly for stand-up eaters
which is one of the kinds of eaters I am, although when I eat standing up away from home I sometimes miss the familiar cool breeze coming from the open refrigerator. ~ Calvin Trillin

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web. ~ Demetri Martin

Only the spider paid no mind when the unicorn called softly to her through the open door. Arachne was busy with a web which looked to her as though the Milky Way had begun to fall like snow. The unicorn whispered, 'Weaver, freedom is better, freedom is better,' but the spider fled unhearing up and down her iron loom. ~ Peter S. Beagle

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour. ~ Spider Robinson

Old fat spider spinning in a tree! Old fat spider can't see me! Attercop! Attercop! Won't ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

Leadership is not for the faint of heart ~ Bill Hybels

What scares you?" Alec thought for a moment. "Spiders," he said. Clary turned to Luke. "Have you got a spider anywhere?" Luke looked exasperated. "Why would I have a spider? Do I look like someone who would collect them? ~ Cassandra Clare

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me ... only he's an imbecile. ~ Spider Robinson

Then the boy shouted that Elsa couldn't be Spider-Man because 'only boys can be Spider-Man!' And then Elsa told him he could be Spider-Man's girlfriend. And then he pushed Elsa into a radiator. And then Elsa hit him with a book.
Elsa still thinks he should thank her for it, because that's probably the nearest that boy ever got to a book. ~ Fredrik Backman

The Arcadians were chestnut-eaters. ~ Alcaeus

What's cool about Spider-Man is that it's everybody - anyone, you put on the suit, anyone believes that you're Spider-Man. That's what's charming about the character. He's anyone. He's a huge nerd that ends up being this huge superhero. ~ Jake Epstein

The spider's web: She finds an innocuous corner in which to spin her web. The longer the web takes, the more fabulous its construction. She has no need to chase. She sits quietly, her patience a consummate force; she waits for her prey to come to her on their own, and then she ensnares them, injects them with venom, rendering them unable to escape. Spiders – so needed and yet so misunderstood. ~ Donna Lynn Hope

Did Alan Moore get screwed on his contract? Of course. Lots of people get screwed, but we still have Spider-Man and lots of other heroes. ~ J. Michael Straczynski

Nobody goes "AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" when they sing it. Maybe because it puts the life adventure in such clear and simple terms. The small creature is alive and looks for adventure. Here's the drainpipe
a long tunnel going up toward some light. The spider doesn't even think about it
just goes. Disaster befalls it
rain, flood, powerful foces. And the spider is knocked down and out beyond where it started. Does the spider say, "To hell with that"? No. Sun comes out
clears things up
dries off the spider. And the small creature goes over to the drainpipe and looks up and thinks it really wants to know what is up there. ~ Robert Fulghum

In Fleetwood Mac I have a persona, I call myself the 'Spider Woman'. I try to imagine myself putting on a spider mask. I become very subdued and quieter, I don't move so fast., I'm in a state of suspended animation. ~ Stevie Nicks

Look, daddy, Mel gave me a pet!" The boy said excitedly. "He's called Incy."
Hunter looked down and inhaled sharply at the sight of a large spider in Adam's little hand. His eyes snapped up to Mel, who was sitting silent and serene in the middle of the floor, obviously pleased with her present.
"A spider?" Hunter asked with exasperation. "Fine. Why don't you get Mel to teach it tricks. ~ K.S. Marsden

The director of 500 Days of Summer is doing the Spider-Man movie. That's not necessarily the movies I want to make, but it's all about the story, and if you connect to the story, and you feel you can tell that story better than anyone else, then great. Jon Favreau killed Iron Man, I loved it. ~ Katie Aselton

I knew very little about 'Spider-Man'. I grew up more in the 'Superman' generation. 'Spider-Man' - I didn't know so much. But it is a really successful franchise, and I'm happy to be involved with it. ~ Willem Dafoe

The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left," said Hermione stubbornly. "I expect most of them are half-bloods pretending to be pure. It's only Muggle-borns they hate, they'd be quite happy to let you and Ron join up"
"There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly ... "My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!"
"And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in. ~ J.K. Rowling

The delusion that one's sexual pattern is The Only Right Way To Be is probably the single most common sexual-psychosis syndrome of this era, and it is virtually almost always the victim's fault. You cannot acquire this delusion by observing reality. ~ Spider Robinson

Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy. Neither can ever be created or destroyed. But one can be converted into the other. ~ Spider Robinson

The industrial eater is, in fact, one who does not know that eating is an agricultural act, who no longer knows or imagines the connections between eating and the land, and who is therefore necessarily passive and uncritical - in short, a victim. When food, in the minds of eaters, is no longer associated with farming and with the land, then the eaters are suffering a kind of cultural amnesia that is misleading and dangerous. ~ Wendell Berry