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If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. ~ Lily Tomlin
Goku Funny quotes by Lily Tomlin
He bent down so I could hear him over the music. "What are you doing here?" he asked with a hard tone.

Okay. Not the best first line. Something like, you look beautiful, have my babies would have been a little bit better. ~ R.S. Grey
Goku Funny quotes by R.S. Grey
The general systems of money management today require people to pretend to do something they can't do and like something they don't. It's a funny business because on a net basis, the whole investment management business together gives no value added to all buyers combined. That's the way it has to work. Mutual funds charge two percent per year and then brokers switch people between funds, costing another three to four percentage points. The poor guy in the general public is getting a terrible product from the professionals. ~ John C. Bogle
Goku Funny quotes by John C. Bogle

How funny your name would be
if you could follow it back to where
the first person thought of saying it,
naming himself that, or maybe
some other persons thought of it
and named that person. It would
be like following a river to its source,
which would be impossible. Rivers have no source.
They just automatically appear at a place
where they get wider, and soon a real
river comes along, with fish and debris,
regal as you please, and someone
has already given it a name: St. Benno
(saints are popular for this purpose) or, or
some other name, the name of his
long-lost girlfriend, who comes
at long last to impersonate that river,
on a stage, her voice clanking
like its bed, her clothing of sand
and pasted paper, a piece of real technology,
while all along she is thinking, I can
do what I want to do. But I want to stay here. ~ John Ashbery
Goku Funny quotes by John Ashbery
Whenever I go overseas I buy funny eyelashes. For example the same brand that are in Japan and England are different styles. So I bought both. ~ Park Bom
Goku Funny quotes by Park Bom
There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. ~ Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin
Goku Funny quotes by Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin
My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. "You don't know their situation," my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didn't even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonald's food turns into cold nonfood. ~ Tina Fey
Goku Funny quotes by Tina Fey
Nice costume," he said.
"Ditto. I can tell you put a lot of thought into yours."
Amusement curled his mouth. "If you don't like it, I can take it off. ~ Becca Fitzpatrick
Goku Funny quotes by Becca Fitzpatrick
I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus. ~ Chi McBride
Goku Funny quotes by Chi McBride
I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary. ~ Victor Borge
Goku Funny quotes by Victor Borge
That's just how I see things. I think things that are the most dramatic or tragic can also look the most ridiculous and funny. That's part of being human. ~ David O. Russell
Goku Funny quotes by David O. Russell
Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention. ~ Orson Scott Card
Goku Funny quotes by Orson Scott Card
I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did. ~ Michael Summers
Goku Funny quotes by Michael Summers
If you have a good idea, open your mouth and say something else. ~ Keith Johnstone
Goku Funny quotes by Keith Johnstone
The funny thing about brains is that they never freaking shut up. ~ Gina Lamm
Goku Funny quotes by Gina Lamm
Funny how being a grown-up didn't make you any less glad to have a mom on the scene. Whether it was your own or someone else's mother, it was like having the cavalry arrive. ~ Dani Harper
Goku Funny quotes by Dani Harper
Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you could read them yourself. Whereas if someone [you like] shambles out, and they tell you what a bad day they've had, they don't have to say anything. I love them. I want to hug them because they've been through something. And it comes back to empathy, always empathy. ~ Ricky Gervais
Goku Funny quotes by Ricky Gervais
It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. ~ Shelly Crane
Goku Funny quotes by Shelly Crane
I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. ~ Charles Darwin
Goku Funny quotes by Charles Darwin
That home run ties it up, 1-0. ~ Jerry Coleman
Goku Funny quotes by Jerry Coleman
Everything is funny except your death but other people will laugh. ~ Louis C.K.
Goku Funny quotes by Louis C.K.
So you st that charge, and then put yourself right smack in the middle of the blast radius?" Brandt asked with what might have been open admiration. Remy nodded curtly. "Marry me," Brandt requested with unholy glee.
Remy cracked a smile and Carl laughed softly at Brandt's side. Shawn and Nikolaus both sat motionless, staring at Remy disbelievingly. Thiago rolled his eyes and cleared is throat. Nothing Remy did surprised him now. ~ Abigail Roux
Goku Funny quotes by Abigail Roux
Knox Masters is exactly the type of guy I want to date. He dominates a sport I love. He's confident but not arrogant. He's funny, able to laugh at himself, and ... shit, hot as the fires of Mordor. I mean, the One Ring could be forged in his hotness.
I want him. ~ Jen Frederick
Goku Funny quotes by Jen Frederick
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. ~ Brad Park
Goku Funny quotes by Brad Park
From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between ... and sometimes in the same moment. ~ David Hyde Pierce
Goku Funny quotes by David Hyde Pierce
WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope ... ~ Robin Glasser
Goku Funny quotes by Robin Glasser
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!" ~ Henny Youngman
Goku Funny quotes by Henny Youngman
It's strange because I'm a sex symbol to 14-year-old girls which I guess is not the most helpful situation to be in. But yeah, I've never really thought of it. It's just so funny. I mean, just last year I couldn't even get a date and then this year, the world turns and it's so bizarre that everybody just changes their mind at the same time. ~ Robert Pattinson
Goku Funny quotes by Robert Pattinson
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. ~ Clint Eastwood
Goku Funny quotes by Clint Eastwood
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. ~ John Pinette
Goku Funny quotes by John Pinette
Kneel before the king, Griff." I look around for the king. "Me, asshole. I'm the king. Who else would be the king? Wade?"
"On this rainy Thursday, I, King Theo of New York City, praise you, Sir Griffin of New York City, for your vast knowledge of fantasy novels I"ll never take the time to read myself. And for having the kind of laugh that I like hearing so much I would punch myself over and over if you found it funny. ~ Adam Silvera
Goku Funny quotes by Adam Silvera
So…you're not going to tell me what they mean? C'mon. What's the Hob? Why Forks?"

When I stand, I switch to my blatantly rude, you're-an-idiot tone. This is the one that always pisses off my mom. To be sure he's not missing my insult this time, I also cross my arms and speak very slowly like I'm speaking to a toddler. "The Hob is from The Hunger Games books. It's the underground market where the characters trade food and information. Forks would be the town in Twilight. The setting. In boy-speak, Forks equals the planet Tatooine for Star Wars. You know - Anakin Skywalker's childhood home? Or are you not familiar with any global blockbusters? I suppose I could use Sesame Street or Pokémon for a reference - if it would help you understand better?"

Bam. That should seal it. I couldn't have sounded more like a total bitch.

He nods. "No, I've got it. My bedroom was Tatooine for all of third and fourth grade. Boy-speak…that's funny." He laughs again, and it sounds warm and - and - not at all offended! ~ Anne Eliot
Goku Funny quotes by Anne  Eliot
It doesn't seem fair," he murmured, once again smoothing out her messy bed head. "You get all the morning sickness, the kicks in the ribs and the bloated stomach and swollen ankles, and I get nine months of sex without condoms. ~ Linda Kage
Goku Funny quotes by Linda Kage
They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. ~ A.A. Milne
Goku Funny quotes by A.A. Milne
To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny. ~ Jens Lehmann
Goku Funny quotes by Jens Lehmann
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don't know what to tell them. ~ Mackenzie Rosman
Goku Funny quotes by Mackenzie Rosman
By(e) pen, I've tried my hand at poetry; only to see how boring it is to me. That is, unless I get a chance to destroy each and every piece while doing it as I please. ~ Criss Jami
Goku Funny quotes by Criss Jami
Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. ~ S. Walden
Goku Funny quotes by S. Walden
When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp. ~ Elizabeth Taylor
Goku Funny quotes by Elizabeth Taylor
Do you actually see the testosterone pour out of you when you work out, or is it more of a mist? ~ Eli Easton
Goku Funny quotes by Eli Easton
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