Dirty Laundry Quote Quotes

Theres a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years. Oh, yeah. ~ Al Green

I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted to say, and I pretty much aired out the dirty laundry. So from that point on, I thought all of that was behind us. ~ Latrell Sprewell

My solo album is different from the Black Eyed Peas albums because I'm a singer first and foremost. There are more ballads and more intimacy between me and the listener because sometimes when you're in a group you don't have space to air out your dirty laundry. ~ Fergie

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It's interesting when people die -
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry
You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry ~ Don Henley

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry. ~ Don Henley

As some find picking on people a treasured entertainment, 'recreational bullying' has become their devious tool, to satisfy an exhibitionist urge to outdo themselves, by dredging up acerbic stories for score-settling and airing dirty laundry. ("On a doggy day") ~ Erik Pevernagie

For instance, my friend would never go on the show to air her dirty-laundry. But Tremont is outrageous! I've been watching a lot of clips of "The Jerry Springer Show" on YouTube (I can't tell you how many clips there are!) I get to witness these men going through the process to become women and what they're sharing. My character is pre-op. She's had the breast augmentation but still got "the goods" down there. ~ Max Von Essen

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. ~ Joseph Smith Jr.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

I'm very parasitic, from my own experiences. I just go and mine my dirty laundry, you know, and go through it until I find something that's interesting enough to me to write a song about. ~ Nikki Jean

I'm good at doing the laundry. At least that. And it's a religious experience ... Water, earth, fire-polarities of wet and dry, hot and cold, dirty and clean. The great cycles-round and round-beginning and end-Alpha and Omega, amen. ~ Robert Fulghum

[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry. ~ Jeff Dunham

Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry. ~ Rachel Caine

The society that hangs the most dirty laundry is the cleanest at its core. ~ Daniel Jacobs

A fresh start is always made with dirty laundry. ~ Teri Louise Kelly

I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard. ~ Phyllis Diller

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room. ~ Wes Smith

Doing interviews can sometimes mess up my head. It makes me feel dirty. It's frustrating how the press recycles a quote to death. ~ Juliana Hatfield

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. ~ George Orwell

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done. ~ Mila Kunis

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier. ~ Frank Serpico

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry. ~ Adam Levine

I'm never letting you do my laundry. Again."
"I didn't know the red towel was in there," Prophet protested.
"You did it on purpose to get out of doing laundry."
"Maybe. But it worked."
"Fucking impossible. ~ S.E. Jakes

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own. ~ Laura Schlessinger

I know how to separate my own laundry. ~ Amy Ryan

Great teams do not hold back with one another. They are unafraid to air their dirty laundry. They admit their mistakes, their weaknesses, and their concerns without fear of reprisal. ~ Patrick Lencioni

The secret of the creative life is how to feel at ease with your own embarrassment. We're all in the dirty laundry business and we're being paid to take risks and look silly. Race car drivers get paid to risk their lives in a more concrete way; we get paid to risk our lives in an emotional way. ~ Paul Schrader

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. ~ Fred Allen

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. ~ Zach Galifianakis

Long live your laundry! ~ Billy Mays

We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry. ~ Umberto Eco

Everybody's got dirty laundry they don't want other people to see. The trick is figuring out how to not care about it. Make peace with it, accept it as part of who you are. ~ Heidi Cullinan

Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty. ~ Bob Saget

A dirty word in the film business right now is intelligence. ~ David Caruso

I knew Queen Elizabeth didn't do any laundry! I knew I wasn't going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing. ~ Cyndi Lauper

Dirty minds cums together. ~ Marion Bekoe

There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do. ~ Bruce Feiler

I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up. ~ Dana Spiotta

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home. ~ Rickie Lee Jones

With just the smallest bit of neglect, the heart too can become neglected and begin to fill with worldly desires. This is why we must do the laundry. ~ Shoukei Matsumoto

My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work. ~ Paula Graves

After enlightenment, the laundry. ~ Gautama Buddha

Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated ~ Franz Kafka

You were born to win. ~ Troy Clark

Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done. ~ Charles James

-Do you think it's dirty money?
-All money is dirty. If it were clean nobody would want it. ~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a bit of screaming, a bit of dramatics. Then an exchange of vows. ~ Charles Bukowski

Sometimes to defeat somebody that plays dirty, you have to play dirty yourself. ~ K. Weikel

If they play dirty, then you play dirty. ~ Lawrence Taylor

I didn't know dirty words could be done that artfully. ~ Peter Cook

Failure starts a future success, if you become better. ~ Troy Clark

Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks - saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat! ~ Patricia Heaton

I like 'em dirty. And you're as dirty as they come. Soon, you'll be just as dirty on the inside, ~ K. Webster

Risk is not a dirty word. ~ Walter Wriston

Laundry? What's wrong with this guy? He's the only man on the planet who would choose laundry over going out with you. He's so lame. ~ Sheri Fink

It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, "launder" became a dirty word. ~ William Zinsser

I find folding laundry very relaxing. ~ Lindsey Vonn

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house. ~ Denis Leary

Pride is a great energizer for me. --Titus Ray, Chapter 1. ~ Luana Ehrlich

God, can you imagine getting married at nineteen?" miranda asked. "when i was nineteen i didnt even know how to do my own laundry." she added, for david's beneit, "you know, laundry? washing your own clothes? there are people who do that."
he rolled his eyes. "i know how to do laundry. i watched my wife do it dozens of times. ~ Dianne Sylvan

Every big dream begins with a little nap. ~ Yohann Dafeu

I am Levi Black and my record was spotless; I didn't mess around with students, I didn't lose cases, and I sure as hell didn't air my dirty laundry in public. ~ J.J. McAvoy

So silently, peacefully, without hurry, without any tension, without any anguish, move into yourself instantly. It is urgent. Unless meditation becomes urgent to you, it will never happen; you will die before it. Put meditation on your laundry list as the most important, urgent ... number one. But meditation in your life is just at the very end of your laundry list - and the laundry list goes on becoming bigger and bigger. And before you finish your laundry list, you are finished, so the time for meditation never comes. ~ Rajneesh

What interests me more than dramatic heroics are the domestic things: How do people do laundry and find food when the world is about to end? ~ Susan Beth Pfeffer

I started wearing glasses last season but they're only for basketball games and dirty movies. ~ Rick Majerus

Snowing is an attempt of God to make the dirty world look clean. ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

It is possible to be clean in a dirty world. ~ Sheri Dew

What are you doing here?" "Obviously I'm doing laundry, Harriet." I raise my eyebrow. He looks completely at ease with this terrible excuse, which - considering the fact that he has no laundry with him - is a little worrying. ~ Holly Smale

If you want success, then be your own success story. ~ Steven Cuoco

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing. ~ Dane Cook

The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason. ~ Benjamin Graham

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it. ~ Darynda Jones

In Washington, compromise has become a dirty word. ~ Ron Fournier

Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes. ~ Lipman Bers

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean. ~ Jenny Holzer

So my life has come to this:
all I ever make is laundry.

Awake or asleep, I'm always
shuffling round some shopping mall,

raking through knitwear carousels
that whirl into infinity,

searching, with the fever or teething gums,
for the ultimate cardigan.

Is it any wonder the wardrobe's bursting,
the linen basket overflowing

like an archive of disproved hypotheses?
The grey bras, the shrinking T-shirts,

that embarrassed puddle of lycra,
my favourite dress -- now ruined dress --

my lost remembered, perfect dress:
all laundry, in the end. More laundry. ~ Joanne Limburg

Apparel, n.: There are times I don't mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you. ~ David Levithan

I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry. ~ Rick Majerus

Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for anthrax. Oh, good timing. What genius came up with this promotion? What's next - a ticking alarm clock? Let's put that in a box. ~ Jay Leno

Now I don't know if you realize it, but the film industry's a small world. It's like living in a tenement at one end of a back alley. Not only do you see everybody's dirty laundry, but once rumors start, you can't stop 'em. ~ Haruki Murakami

Even if you enter the dirty water, stay neat like a white swan! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

Shopping for groceries for most people is like a chore. It's like doing the laundry or taking out the garbage. And we strive to make shopping engaging, fun and interactive. ~ John Mackey

What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films. ~ Billy Wilder

History at its best is a gritty, dirty business. ~ Sara Sheridan

I'd say I'm pretty messy. NOT dirty though - there's a difference. Messy people leave clothes on their bedroom floor ... dirty people leave pizza boxes. ~ Nikki Ferrell

I am really concerned about all of the chemicals. Global warming is another huge one, but the amount of chemicals being used in like laundry detergents and fertilizers is concerning. ~ Mason Jennings

I look upon myself as a politician. That isn't a dirty word. ~ Aung San Suu Kyi

Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing. ~ Leopold Fechtner

I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again. ~ Hugh Masekela

Are you feeling lucky today? ~ Dirty Harry

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
~ Patrick Dennis

The only parts I like out of any of those women books is the dirty parts. But I don't think their dirty parts are any good, really. ~ Patti Smith

I've found that if you wear a beret, people think you're either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies. ~ Ernie Harwell

If you find my stories dirty, the society you are living in is dirty. With my stories, I only expose the truth ~ Saadat Hasan Manto

The same tired people who dragged bags and baskets full of their dirty laundry out in public when they had a rare spare moment. It was a certain breed of people that used Laundromats and Ren had it down to such a fine science she could have probably recognized them on the street. ~ Amity Lassiter

There is a pretty girl on the face of the magazine and all I see is my dirty hands turning the page. ~ Jewel

The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry. ~ Kathleen Norris

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me. ~ Jeff Lindsay

People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to get some laundry done. ~ Denis Leary

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead. ~ David Sedaris