1 Line Valentine Quotes

You never called me back," he said. "I called you so many times and you never called me back."
Magnus looked at Alec as if he'd lost his mind. "Your city is under attack," he said. "The wards have been broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven't called you?"
Alec set his jaw in a stubborn line. "I want to know why you haven't called me back."
Magnus threw his hands up in the air in a gesture of utter exasperation. Alec noted with interest that when he did it, a few sparks escaped from his fingertips, like fireflies escaping from a jar. "You're an idiot."
"Is that why you haven't called me? Because I'm an idiot?"
"No." Magnus strode toward him. "I didn't call you because I'm tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do."
"You love me?"
"You stupid Nephilim," Magnus said patiently. "Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge! ~ Cassandra Clare

This was certainly a fitting end to Valentine's Day." She slanted him a glance. "Tell me, was it really just chance that you drew my name at the ball?"
"What do you think?"
"I don't know. Celia told me on the way home that she thought it was Fate."
He arched one eyebrow. "Only if Fate's helper is the Duke of Foxmoor. He rigged the drawing for me."
To his surprise, she laughed. "You ought to be ashamed of yourself! I thought perhaps you'd spotted my name by chance, but deliberately cheating…You have no principles whatsoever, do you?"
"Not where you're concerned," he said.
That answer seemed to please her. Reassured of her ability to bewitch him, she stretched beside him like a cat, her full breasts moving enticingly under the sheet.
It roused him instantly. "I wouldn't do that if I were you, my dear."
"Do what?" Her gaze was full of curiosity.
"Display yourself so deliciously. Or I'm going to make love to you again."
A coy smile tipped up her lips. "Are you really?" She slid up next to him, her hand drawing a line down his bare chest in a motion worthy of the most experienced courtesan.
He caught her hand. "I mean it, minx. Don't tempt me. I'll have you on your back so fast you won't know what happened."
"And what would be wrong with that?"
He entwined his fingers with hers. Why couldn't he stop touching her? "It was your first time. Your body needs to rest."
"Oh." She frowned. "I suppose I am a little sore. ~ Sabrina Jeffries

At this point, a faerie woman came twirling through. She had leaves in her updo and was swathed in ribbons and ivy and not much else. She tripped on a trailing line of ivy and Alec caught her.
"Good reflexes!" she said brightly. "Also great arms. Would you be interested in a night of tumultuous forbidden passion, with an option to extend to seven years?"
"Um, I am gay," Alec said.
He was not used to saying that casually, to any random person. It was strange to say it, and feel both relief and a shadow of his old fear, twined together.
Of course, the declaration might not mean much to faeries. The faerie woman accepted it with a shrug, then looked over at Raphael and lit up.
Something about the leather jacket or the scowl seemed to appeal to her strongly.
"How about you, Vampire Without a Cause?"
"I'm not gay," said Raphael. "I'm not straight. I'm not interested."
"Your sexuality is 'not interested'?" Alec asked curiously.
Raphael said, "That's right."
The faerie thought for a moment, then ventured, "I can also assume the appearance of a tree!"
"I didn't say, 'not interested unless you're a tree.' "
"Wait," said the faerie suddenly. "I recognize you. You're Raphael Santiago! I've heard of you."
Raphael made a gesture of dismissal. "Have you heard I like it when people go away?"
"You were one of the heroes in the Downworlder victory over Valentine."
"He was one of the heroes of the Downworlder and Shadow ~ Cassandra Clare

Villanelle for my valentine
Old love, I thought I'd never see the time
because of all we've done and often said
when I'd be yours, my dear, and you'd be mine.
And what relief to soften, and resign
the battle of the heart over the head.
old love, I thought I'd never see the time
when qualms and cold feet that could undermine
all we've held out for, dissipate instead
now that I'm yours, my dear and you are mine.
I'm still amazed how our two lives align
the two of us! A pair! Take it as read,
old love, I thought I'd never see the time
The tangle of our jumpers in the line,
the battle for the blankets in our bed
confirm that I am yours, and you are mine.
So then, this is my pledge, my valentine:
my hand's in yours for all that lies ahead.
Oh love, there's never been a better time
now that I'm yours, and finally, you're mine. ~ Elise Valmorbida

When you wake up and see the whole creation is my valentine, the country is my valentine, the Divinity is my valentine, knowledge is my valentine then Valentine's Day will never end for you. All 365 days is Valentine's Day. That is how I feel - everyday is Valentine's Day ~ Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. ~ Milton Berle

The only ride I'm interested in is on you, cowboy, but I'm sure all the women say that. ~ Lex Valentine

On Valentine's Day, we are reminded what our relationships could be like the other 364. ~ Steve Maraboli

In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning. ~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Because usually in the past when I was in a big band, that was all I did. ~ Kathy Valentine

I don't really care too much about Valentine's Day ... I've never had a valentine or anything. I've always just spent it with my friends, so I don't really have much expectation for Valentine's Day. ~ Emma Roberts

Couples fight, but it's how you make up that counts. ~ Marquita Valentine

God break me out of this stiff life I've made ~ Jean Valentine

Imminent death is a fact of life ~ Valentine Adams

My werewolf ... my second skin ...
When the moon is on the rise,
I go naked into night.
I am never dressed to kill. ~ January Valentine

I haven't been approached to do anything, but I would certainly make room for it. It was a really fun time. ~ Kathy Valentine

Valentine reminds us that to be fully human is to be both a story teller and a story dweller."
--- Christina Meldrum, author of Madapple and Amaryllis in Blueberry ~ Tamara Valentine

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! ~ Greg Giraldo

Obviously, the hit singles get the biggest reaction - that's when you can see people really getting excited. ~ Kathy Valentine

She sighs, breathing smoke through her lips. "Might as well dance. ~ Genevieve Valentine

Every day we make the whole world new ... Or else grow old. ~ John Valentine

I think it's a reflection of the music business in general, which to me seems very fragmented. ~ Kathy Valentine

No need to worry about loving one when all of them would be back tomorrow night. ~ Genevieve Valentine

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. ~ Milton Berle

The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home. ~ Jay Leno

Get on with the business of living," Ernest told me. "You don't have any other choice. ~ Jenny Valentine

There were two main points I wanted to get across in Valentine, the first being that yes, Valentine's Day is an arbitrary day, but why would you not take that excuse to celebrate love? The second point ... since it is just an arbitrary day ... why not treat every day like Valentine's Day? ~ Kina Grannis

We always have a good time playing, and I'm glad it shows. ~ Kathy Valentine

Valentine's Day is an extraordinary moment for recalling the lasting power of a true love. ~ M.F. Moonzajer

Kids need stuff which is different than what their life is that they can kind of live through. ~ Kathy Valentine

It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays. ~ Abbi Glines

Life sometimes works out in ways that's not expected. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

Never sign a valentine with your own name. ~ Charles Dickens

Christmas isn't just a day. It's a frame of mind. ~ Valentine Davies

I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms. ~ Gary Valentine

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. ~ Anthony Jeselnik

What I wouldn't give for murdering someone to be legal right now. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

Only bad boys with hearts made of gold. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

The girls were wild for dancing, and nothing else. No hearts beat underneath those thin, bright dresses. They laughed like glass. ~ Genevieve Valentine

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?' ~ Laura Kightlinger

Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me. ~ Helen Fielding

I am not the kind of person I would ever go to bed with. ~ John Valentine

Sometimes time is irrelevant in understanding the beauty of another person's soul." He ~ Michelle A. Valentine

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Too much hope is the opposite of despair... an overpowering love may consume you in the end. ~ Vincent Valentine

If a man can't keep his woman satisfied, another man will...' - Darion Milano. ~ S. Valentine

Don't have Valentine this year, but all of you guys are mine ~ Greyson Chance

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. ~ Kristen Schaal

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. ~ Milton Berle

On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamigoes and then barfed his guts up. ~ Carolyn Mackler

The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine's Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine's Day on February's shirt: he or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid, antsy February has cause for celebration, indeed. ~ Tom Robbins

Forever," he whispers. "I'm yours. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

Beauty is wasted on the wicked. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts. ~ Joan Rivers

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing. ~ Bradley Cooper

My heart flutters with anticipation. If this was just the appetizer, dinner might damn near kill me. He ~ Michelle A. Valentine

Sometimes fighting against something so hard only delays the inevitable for a little while. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

It frightened her how deep her sobs could reach, as if someone was pulling sorrow from her bones. ~ Genevieve Valentine

Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs. ~ Vince Vaughn

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? ~ Amy Poehler

What's Valentine's Day about except the desperate search to find someone to spend Valentine's Day with? It just shows that love has become a marketing campaign, like everything else. You buy into it and lose everything. ~ David Levithan

Puzzle pieces, people and their gifts seek to fit in
stay true to your self; don't cram or trim."
--glorious day ~ Valentine

My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear! ~ Dinah-Jane Hansen

He completely, and unexpectedly, stole my heart, and I was powerless to stop it. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

Now you know what it's like to want something you can't have. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

Blessed are those
who break off from separateness

theirs is wild
heaven. ~ Jean Valentine

You're ripping my heart out and you don't even know it. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

The only mistake when it comes to love, is not going for it. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia. ~ Frankie Boyle

The Only Way Out Is To DIE!!!! ~ Bullet For My Valentine

It is a fight and struggle to just be yourself. ~ Brooke Valentine

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. ~ Milton Berle

The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience. ~ Topher Grace

Though it seems to be a running theme that all well-polished men with model faces and insanely hot bodies are assholes. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

tears dont fall they crash around me ~ Bullet For My Valentine

If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. ~ Cesar Romero

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie. ~ Dov Davidoff

We sit cuddled together in the last warmth of summer, dreaming of narwhals, as mermaids sing far out at sea. ~ Kathleen Valentine

Sometimes you seem too good to be real."
"Now you know exactly how I feel about you. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. ~ Milton Berle

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. ~ Lewis Black

You never get another first time. I just remember being excited and that feeling of "Wow my dream is really coming true". ~ Brooke Valentine

Tonight you're mine. I'm going to fuck you in so many positions the Kama Sutra will be asking us for tips," -Riff ~ Michelle A. Valentine

Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I. ~ David Letterman

It was important that this album [Chain Letter] was an accurate reflection of me ~ Brooke Valentine

You're special to me, Anna, and I want to keep you forever," he whispers. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

What's on the inside, beneath that sugar? Is it a bug? Is it a booger? ~ Elle Valentine

Then she set it aside.
(She set everything aside. There was some hollow place inside her that few and grew.) ~ Genevieve Valentine

I love you as much as my heart is allowed to love. ~ A. Valentine Joseph

Piper, don't hate Valentine's day," he says. I sigh and look down at him. His eyes are still closed. "I'll be your Valentine. ~ Heather Hepler

Fuck the entire world. All that matters is what you think of me.--Noel ~ Michelle A. Valentine

When we finished the tour we had been writing together for a year. We moved forward from there and have just now finished our record. We're having a new record out in the Spring. ~ Kathy Valentine

I was coming to understand that my mother did not hate me, only that some days, she hated loving me. ~ Tamara Valentine

She falls in love every night for a while. Then she learns that if you're quiet, they talk, and you can find something to dislike about anyone. ~ Genevieve Valentine

Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. ~ Conan O'Brien

I hate Valentine's Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love. ~ Ashton Kutcher

Nothing is more important than this job."
"Good, I'm glad to hear that because it's about to take up every minute of your life. ~ Michelle A. Valentine

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. ~ Milton Berle

I've struggled just as much as anyone else. ~ Kathy Valentine

The further I get into recovery, the less I know. ~ Phil Valentine