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My grandmother, she passed away at Christmas time. So now, I have this built in sadness, you know, every holiday. 'Cause I'm plagued with the thought of, you know, what she would have given me. What didn't I get to open this year?
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: My grandmother, she passed away
I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just do all of them ... I got asked to do a benefit for babies born addicted to crack. And I said well, all right, I'll help you raise money for them, but I think we both know what they're gonna spend it on.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I get asked to do
We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: We've all made mistakes that
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I want to be so
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I love punching the ceiling
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I guess I just feel
I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I always feel like rejection
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: It goes Christmas, New Year's
I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I'm still going on bad
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I'm all over the place,
I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I have a rule, and
I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I have to find work
I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know what happened. I just couldn't do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I slept with my mother
The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess it's better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: The thing that amazes me
I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
Laura Kightlinger Quotes: I really detest movies like
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