Saturday Status Quotes

The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There's a lot more new material inside of me. ~ Tracy Morgan

Sometimes I want to go into Saturday Night Live and rewrite some of the sketches because they're really not that good. ~ Jamie Farr

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. ~ Victoria Jackson

Those who cannot win trophies and medals, they create status symbols for themselves. ~ Amit Kalantri

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live. ~ Geraldo Rivera

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody ... .. ~ Sam Cooke

Someone like Ashlee Simpson, she lip-synchs on 'Saturday Night Live,' gets totally called out la Milli Vanilli, and no one really cares that much. It doesn't make me hate Ashlee; she's just taking instructions. ~ Henry Rollins

I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning? ~ Wayne Brady

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live. ~ Phil Hartman

I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night. ~ Taylor Swift

Everyone wants to win on Saturday afternoon when the game is played. It's what you do the other six days that decides the outcome ~ Lou Holtz

I can tell you how bad our boards are ... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. ~ Carl Icahn

Earthly families all look different. And while we do the best we can to create strong traditional families, membership in the family of God is not contingent upon any kind of status - marital status, parental status, financial status, social status, or even the kind of status we post on social media. ... ~ Carole M. Stephens

I wish I got a lie-in on Saturday mornings but I never do. ~ Monica Ali

I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' since I was ten. ~ Olivia Wilde

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and I really feel like people who have left before me have always stayed with the show. They never really quite left, which is nice. Everyone kind of stays close. ~ Fred Armisen

I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner. ~ Emma Stone

Satire is what closes Saturday night. ~ Juvenal

I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I was like 6 was to stay up and watch 'Saturday Night Live.' ~ Rashida Jones

I call you once ... you never dialed back.
Twice ... you never dialed back.
Saturday morning, live, I'm on Soul Train, talkin' to Don Cornelius.

Saturday night, my phone rings ...
Saturday night, I won't answer.
Saturday night, my phone rings again ...
Saturday night, I don't answer. ~ Kool Keith

Saturday afternoon, although occurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always takes this railway by surprise. ~ W.S. Gilbert

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.' ~ Tina Fey

I love a glass of champagne. It can make even the most average Monday seem like a Saturday night. I always say there's happiness in every bubble! ~ Cat Deeley

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. ~ George S. Kaufman

When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like 'Saturday Night Live' characters or they become like caricatures of the character. ~ Ashton Kutcher

Music is what mathematics does on a Saturday night. ~ Aaron Sorkin

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world. ~ Dana Carvey

We went to see him later (on Saturday night) and he was sitting on his hospital bed, getting pelters from my missus for still being in his dirty kit, absolutely stinking. ~ Sean Lamont

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.' ~ Seth Rogen

I told Chiquita if a man hadn't made a date with her for a Saturday night before Saturday night, he didn't want to be bothered with her on a Saturday night. ~ Eric Jerome Dickey

Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings. ~ Mark Hart

There was this real fear in doing 'Square Pegs' after getting such a fast ride to glory on 'Saturday Night Live'. I was afraid that the word would be 'peaks early, fails to live up to promise.' ~ Anne Beatts

'Saturday Night Live' was actually started with a show that Lorne Michaels and I did at a summer camp called Timberlane in Ontario when we were 14 and 15. We would do an improvisational show with music, comedy and acting. ~ Howard Shore

Blow your brains out and do it right, make sure it's on prime time and on Saturday night. ~ Ray Davies

Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you're drunk on my love. ~ C.J. Carlyon

It's basically the same, just darker. (on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991 ~ Alan Kulwicki

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. ~ Kathy Griffin

Live every day as if it were Saturday night. ~ Al McGuire

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status ~ Laurence J. Peter

I enjoy getting to work on 'Saturday Night Live', where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like a different muscle to do someone like a bicycle guy on' Portlandia'. ~ Fred Armisen

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it. ~ Niccolo Machiavelli

If you want to know how important Portland is to me, there's no Saturday night gigs here. They weren't available. So our whole thing coming into Portland, which is going to be different from anybody else, any other city, is every night is Saturday night. ~ Garth Brooks

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.' ~ Willard Scott

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. ~ Dana Carvey

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live. ~ Maya Rudolph

With Saturday morning cartoons, you've got to start at 6 A.M., right? ~ Jim Rash

My folks always let me go to the movies every Saturday. We were really motion-picture goers. ~ John Wayne

It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo. ~ Gerry Adams

You can go on 'Saturday Night Live' now and not even play live. ~ Raphael Saadiq

If you've never come across Soccer Saturday, imagine a Samuel Beckett play in which a slick circus-master gets four retired clowns to describe a performance to punters stuck outside the Big Top. You will still be nowhere close to the absurcist drama that unfolds for six straight hours each Saturday on Sky Sports 1 ~ Esquire Magazine

I'm a harsh critic of the status quo. ~ Andrew Cuomo

Sometimes people think you're smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. ~ Craig Ferguson

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show. ~ Adam Sandler

Saturday mornings, I've learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face. ~ Dan Pearce

'SCTV' was the concept of a group ensemble doing satirical things. 'Saturday Night Live's sketches were broader than ours, more universal. ~ Joe Flaherty

Whoever has an original thing to say, it is sort of a threat to the status quo. ~ Steve Lacy

My comic sense, although deliberately Americanized, is, in its intent, much closer related to the crazy wisdom of Zen monks and the goofy genius of Taoist masters than it is to, say, the satirical gibes on Saturday Night Live. It has both a literary and a metaphysical function. ~ Tom Robbins

We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans. ~ Illeana Douglas

It's hard to imagine a time when Saturday nights didn't include the phrase "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night." Saturday Night Live is such an institution that you can forget or may not know that tuning in at 11:30 p.m. was once an adventure into the unknown, a true television event. ~ Penny Marshall

Anger is about status injury. ~ Martha C. Nussbaum

Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird. ~ Justin Bieber

I remember my mom had a big collection of copies of Saturday Evening Post magazines, and that was really my introduction to those great illustrators. ~ Thomas Kincade

I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's a little edgy for Saturday night. ~ Fisher Stevens

Faith in God's revelation has nothing to do with an ideology which glorifies the status quo. ~ Karl Barth

I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [ Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, "This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here." ~ Kevin Nealon

There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now and on Saturday night, I'm doing the other. ~ Conor McGregor

Most of the press is in league with government, or with the status quo. ~ Harold Pinter

It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie. ~ Bob Newhart

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.' ~ Max Brooks

Every Saturday we work in the yard, pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard. ~ Joe Walsh

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. ~ Michael Chabon

I grew up writing about the paranormal, and I blame too many Saturday mornings watching 'Scooby Doo.' ~ Kelley Armstrong

Saturday morning was their unrestricted television time, and they usually took advantage of it to watch a series of cartoon shows that would certainly have been impossible before the discovery of LSD. ~ Jeff Lindsay

I loved 'Saturday Night Fever' when I was a kid. I couldn't believe people talked that way. It was just a whole new culture I didn't understand. I snuck into it. It was an R-rated film. So it holds a special place. ~ Brad Pitt

I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One's misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks, Hispanics, women, etc., are God-ordained minorities who do indeed deserve minority status. ~ Jerry Falwell

'Hispanic' is English for a person of Latino origin who wants to be accepted by the white status quo. 'Latino' is the word we have always used for ourselves. ~ Sandra Cisneros

Some things you have to do every day. Eating about seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn't going to get the job done. ~ Jim Rohn

Football is a religion and Saturday is the holy day of obligation. ~ Bob Ufer

I have read countless comics books while listening to hip hop, and as a young one, I wasted countless hours practicing nunchuks to Schoolly D's "Saturday Night." I would give anything for a video of that. ~ Axel Alonso

Most musicians I know don't just play music on Saturday night. They play music every day. They are always fiddling around, letting the notes lead them from one place to another. Taking still photographs is like that. It is a generative process. It pulls you along. ~ Henry Wessel, Jr.

Whether it's social class status or your economic status, it is very evident that the top, if they get their way, will survive and be strong. They will lead those who are helpless, in many ways, to suffer. ~ Edwin Hodge

You may say you're "anti-status," but if you filled a room with people who said that, they would soon form a status hierarchy based on how anti-status each person claims to be. ~ Loretta Graziano Breuning

Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week. ~ Anthony T. Hincks

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid. ~ Mort Sahl

I think black Americans expect too much from individual black Americans in terms of changing the status quo. ~ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Most of the women in your life will outlast the men in your life. The Saturday Night Live ladies - Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Tina - and I text pictures of our kids back and forth all the time. It keeps us connected. As my nanny used to say, the older you get, the more important it is to know people that knew you when. ~ Amy Poehler

Saturday is an illusion. ~ Nelson Rodrigues

Rich People plan for three generations
Poor people plan for Saturday night ~ Gloria Steinem

I'm wishing every Saturday had primaries, because welcome to an amazing Sunday, where everything seems a tad bit clearer this morning. ~ Chuck Todd

I've done movies with Oliver Stone and Michael Mann. And I've done quite a few dramas in my time, from the theatre to film work. I just think the audience is used to seeing me on 'Saturday Night Live,' and 'K-9,' and 'Curly Sue' and of course, 'According to Jim.' I think that my comedies have been the most popular. ~ James Belushi

My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday. ~ Ludacris

One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book. ~ Jessica Pare

To pace about, looking to obtain status, looking to attain 'importance' - I can think of nothing more ridiculous. ~ Soren Kierkegaard

Politics isn't just a game of clashing parties and competing interests. The right reason is to challenge the status quo, to serve the common good, and to leave this nation better than we found it. ~ Sarah Palin

Status, as in any traditional, class-conscious society, declines more slowly than wealth. ~ Mohsin Hamid

Managers maintain an efficient status quo while leaders attack the status quo to create something new. ~ Orrin Woodward

When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out. ~ Bill Hader

When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work. ~ Molly Shannon

I've always been politically minded, you know, and against the status quo. ~ John Lennon

Women challenge the status quo because we are never it. ~ Cindy Gallop