Shashamane News Quotes

News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper. ~ Arthur Christiansen

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. ~ Gloria Borger

Better to have bad news that's true than good news we made up ~ Eric Ries

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route. ~ Doug Larson

Because the myth that America is a Christian nation has led many to associate America with Christ, many now hear the good news of Jesus only as American news, capitalistic news, imperialistic news, exploitive news, antigay news, or Republican news. And whether justified or not, many people want nothing to do with any of it. ~ Gregory A. Boyd

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door. ~ Indra Devi

The good news is that the bad news can be turned into good news when you change your attitude. ~ Robert H. Schuller

You'll always get the good news; it's how fast you get the bad news that counts. ~ Harvey MacKay

The way we do it on the Fox News Channel is the straight news anchors like us give a hard time to both sides. ~ Megyn Kelly

I'm confused about who the news belongs to. I always have it in my head that if your name's in the news, then the news should be paying you. Because it's your news and they're taking it and selling it as their product. If people didn't give the news their news, and if everybody kept their news to themselves, the news wouldn't have any news. ~ Andy Warhol

Our deep collaboration with ABC News further strengthens Yahoo! as the No. 1 online news source, greatly enhancing our already robust news content. ~ Ross Levinsohn

The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage. ~ Jessica Savitch

Jesus does not just bring good news; he is the good news. ~ Timothy Keller

A lot of news is just entertainment masquerading as news. ~ Nate Silver

Not every item of news should be published. Rather must those who control news policies endeavor to make every item of news serve a certain purpose. ~ Joseph Goebbels

It's a good news - bad news type of situation. The good news is that we won; the bad news is that my average is 9.00. ~ John Garrett

I have a liberal definition of news because I think news can be what excites people. I'm not very sanctimonious about what news is and isn't. ~ Diane Sawyer

Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news. ~ George Saunders

The good news is that Jesus is praying for us. The bad news is that we are going to need it! ~ John Wimber

Convert bad news to good news. ~ Bill Gates

Great news for someone is always bad news for someone else ~ John Green

You can only blame fake news so many times before the truth starts to emerge from the newsprint. ~ Anthony T. Hincks

Does nothing new ever happen in this fucking country? ~ Brad McKinniss

But I'm ravenous for news, any kind of news; even if it's false news, it must mean something. We ~ Margaret Atwood

I set a rule that people weren't allowed to send good news unless they sent around an equal amount of bad news. We had to get a balanced picture. In fact, I kind of favored just hearing about the accounts we were losing because ... bad news is generally more actionable than good news. ~ Bill Gates

It's always bad news when you kill your date ~ Jay Leno

All new news is old news happening to new people ~ Malcolm Muggeridge

Breaking news is the most masturbating thing journalists do. ~ Felix Salmon

The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey! ~ Ryan Stiles

The newspapers, the magazines, television, and radio produce a commodity: news, from the raw material of events. Only news is salable, and the news media determine which events are news, which are not. ~ Erich Fromm

Critics of Fox News have pointed out that Fox News does partisan propaganda, and there's ample evidence on a daily basis. ~ David Shuster

When the heart no longer feels the truth of hell, the gospel passes from good news to simply news ~ John Piper

It is bad, the news. Bad news as it always was, forever, but worse. More relevant. This is what you don't want, we realize. What no one ever wanted: for the news to be relevant. ~ Megan Hunter

News is virtual now. It is not 24-hour news cycles; it is instant news cycles. It is live. News is live all the time, around the clock. ~ Mark McKinnon

Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets! ~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I specialize in cool inside movie news. Specifically, the news from movies that excite us fans. ~ Harry Knowles

If a liberal News channel were launched it would fall flat on its face. ~ Paul Weyrich

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. ~ David Letterman

Trump's MAGA minions live in a Fox News bubble. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Sure, some news is bigger news than other news. War is bigger news than a girl having mixed feelings about the way some guy fucked her and didn't call. But I don't believe in a finite economy of empathy; I happen to think that paying attention yields as much as it taxes. ~ Leslie Jamison

Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses; but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle ~ Garrison Keillor

The good news is that in every deck of fifty-two cards there are 2,598,960 possible hands. The bad news is that you are only going to be dealt one of them. ~ Anthony Holden

The challenge remains a simple one: to write news that stays news. ~ Pete Hamill

The Chinese government launched China's first 24-hour news channel. And since the channel will only report stories that are favorable to the ruling party, they've decided to call it Fox News. ~ Conan O'Brien

Good news doesn't necessarily have to be a positive thing. Bringing good news is imparting hope to one's fellow man. ~ Patti Smith

When there is good news, and it is news , we do report it, but usually news is a record of human failure. Those wanting to celebrate human accomplishment are, as someone said, advised to go to the sports section. ~ Linda Ellerbee

Bad news is bad news because it drops your willingness to carry on. ~ Meir Ezra

Reality's just the accumulation of ominous prophecies come to life. All you have to do is open a newspaper on any given day to weigh the good news versus the bad news, and you'll see what I mean. ~ Haruki Murakami

The word "evangelist" means someone who spreads good news. Studying the impacts of climate change as I do, it's hard to come up with good news. In many ways I feel more like a Cassandra or a Jeremiah than a good-news evangelist. ~ Katharine Hayhoe

No news is good news. No journalists is even better. ~ Nicolas Bentley

The best thing about television news is, it's immediate. Everything at a news network happens quickly. ~ Tucker Carlson

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from "Nightly News" in The News: Poems ~ Jeffrey Brown

It's hardly news that the Obama administration is intensely and, in many respects, unprecedentedly hostile toward the news-gathering process. ~ Glenn Greenwald

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. ~ Jon Stewart

It is incredible to me that my Twitter feed is a source of 'news' for every rock news outlet around the world. ~ Sebastian Bach

Evangelicals have to face it (like Roman Catholics of 16th century had to): Increasingly, our version of Good News is neither news nor good. ~ Samir Selmanovic

You want the bad news, or the really bad news? (Eros)
Oh, let's see ... how about we make my day special, and start with the worst, then work our way up? (Julian) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in. ~ Steve Kluger

The gospel is good news only if it arrives in time. ~ Carl F. H. Henry

Nobody likes the man who brings bad news. ~ Sophocles

Winning the election is a good-news, bad-news kind of thing. Okay, now you're the mayor. The bad news is, now you're the mayor. ~ Clint Eastwood

The truth is I don't watch a lot of news, except for when I'm here at the office watching Fox News. I get my news online primarily when I'm not watching the channel. ~ Megyn Kelly

There is no amount of bad news that the markets cannot see past. ~ Seth Klarman

Sometimes I wish she would just shut up and let me walk in peace. But I'm ravenous for news, any kind of news; even if it's false news, it must mean something. ~ Margaret Atwood

The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier. ~ Javier Bardem

In most cases, the news is not really news. But in some cases, discoveries are made and should be listened to. ~ Dan Shechtman

News reports don't change the world. Only facts change it, and those have already happened when we get the news. ~ Friedrich Durrenmatt

If you send more than one news van to cover Dancing with the Stars, then you have to change your name from Eyewitness News to Guess What, You Guys? ~ Bill Maher

Daily news and sugar confuse our system in the same manner. ~ Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Of course, in television's presentation of the "news of the day," we may see the Now ... this" mode of discourse in it's boldest and most embarrassing form. For there, we are presented not only with fragmented news but news without context, without consequences, without value, and therefore without essential seriousness; that is to say, news as pure entertainment. ~ Neil Postman

Unless you point to the good news of God's grace people will not be able to bear the bad news of God's judgement. ~ Timothy Keller

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. ~ Fran Lebowitz

Today or any day that phone may ring and bring good news. ~ Ethel Waters

But me contradicting a news story is not going to make my words fact. It will just create a new news story. ~ Megan Fox

Don't hide bad news. With multiple information channels available, bad news always becomes known. Be candid right from the start. ~ John C. Maxwell

I have fits of melancholia when I watch the news, but we all do, don't we? ~ Julian Fellowes

Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Internet news cycles are by the minute, and any fool can take a headline from the Associated Press and send it out as news. ~ Harold Evans

So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff. ~ Jon Stewart

There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium. ~ Trevor Noah

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries. ~ Billy Crystal

News in printed form is in secular decline. However, news delivered the way consumers want it is growing and thriving. ~ Gracia Martore

I think that what people want from cable news channels is the sense that if there's hard news, it's going to come up immediately. ~ Brit Hume

When the newspapers have got nothing else to talk about, they cut loose on the young. The young are always news. If they are up to something, that's news. If they aren't, that's news too. ~ Kenneth Rexroth

Because I have an opinion, I have become public enemy number one to the Fox News Channel and the right wing. ~ Michael Moore

The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It's all crap. ~ Ray Bradbury

We cannot make good news out of bad practice. ~ Edward R. Murrow

I tell people if it's in the news don't worry about it. Because by definition news is something that almost never happens. ~ Bruce Schneier

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news! ~ Carlos Mencia

Even to current-events junkies, the notion of a 24-hour news channel sounded like a gimmick when the Cable News Network launched more than 30 years ago. ~ Steve Erickson

I get my news from selected Google News and my social feed. ~ Peter Diamandis

Every morning is good news, every child that is born is good news, every just man is good news, every singer is good news, because every singer is one less soldier. ~ Facundo Cabral

I do watch a lot of Fox News. I like Charles Krauthammer and Bill O'Reilly. ~ Mary Tyler Moore

Armageddon will start with the news media. ~ Richie Norton

The nature of bad news affects the teller. ~ William Shakespeare

Quit sharing bad news and gossip you aren't a garbage truck. ~ Grant Cardone

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way. ~ Brigid Berlin

well," says the Gearhead. "I have good news, kids."
"heyyyy, that's a switch," Tyler replies.
"I'm kidding. I actually have bad news and other bad news. ~ Jay Kristoff