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It's a lot easier to patch things up with somebody when he doesn't even know you were pissed off at him in the first place.
Strong Points: I could definitely spend the rest of my life with him.
Shortcomings: He killed his last boyfriend (acquitted: involuntary manslaughter).
Comments: The knockout blonde he kept having lunch with wasn't his lover - she was his attorney. Serves me right for spying on him.
If I weren't so depressed, I'd kill myself.
You got a boyfriend or something?"
I hate it when he figures me out before I have a chance to do it myself.
Especially when I've been counting on at least seven more years of denial.
Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.
We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and then it spreads. And whatever happens, there'll always be a part of me that's part of you. No matter what.
Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.
Here's to us. Who's like us? Damn few.
When T falls in love, he does it with the whole world at once.
A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.
Alexander Hamilton Junior High School
-- SEMESTER REPORT --
STUDENT: Joseph Margolis
TEACHER: Janet Hicks
ENGLISH: A, ARITHMETIC: A, SOCIAL STUDIES: A, SCIENCE: A, NEATNESS: A, PUNCTUALITY: A, PARTICIPATION: A, OBEDIENCE: D
Teacher's Comments:
Joseph remains a challenging student. While I appreciate his creativity, I am sure you will agree that a classroom is an inappropriate forum for a reckless imagination. There is not a shred of evidence to support his claim that Dolley Madison was a Lesbian, and even fewer grounds to explain why he even knows what the word means. Similarly, an analysis of the Constitutional Convention does not generate sufficient cause to initiate a two-hour classroom debate on what types of automobiles the Founding Fathers would have driven were they alive today. When asked on a subsequent examination, "What did Benjamin Franklin use to discover electricity?" eleven children responded "A Packard convertible". I trust you see my problem.
[...]
Janet Hicks
Parent's Comments:
As usual I am very proud of Joey's grades. I too was unaware that Dolley Madison was a Lesbian. I assumed they were all Protestants.
Thank you for writing.
Ida Margolis
And as long as I'm being brutally candid, I only wound up teaching American History because I followed a cute ass into the country-and-western section at Barnes & Noble
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.
Oh, no. This has "marriage" written all over it. Travis, read my lips: remember that Fellini film with the prostitute who says that every new sunrise makes her a virgin? It doesn't work that way with me. Even the sun thinks I'm a slut.
Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.
PROFESSOR:What do we call a patient with paranoid schizophrenic tendencies who still manages to assimilate himself into the social structure?
CRAIG: A Republican.
It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.
The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.
My mother claims she didn't raise her son to settle down with a construction foreman who operates his own hardware chain. Even with the M.B.A. from Harvard. But it's not really the blue-collar thing that crawled up her ass. She and Clayton haven't agreed on anything since she found out he makes more money than she does.
What I don't understand is how come I got seven thousand chromosomes that make me smart and not a single one that makes me cool.
Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.
