Dont Push My Button Quotes

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. ~ Alfred Hitchcock

You push the button, we do the rest. ~ George Eastman

She pushed the car. But I was so distracted that i forgot to push the button on the timer, so we had to do the whole thing again. Which Lindsey found hilarious. "Ok" she said. "Are you ready NOW, or do we have to send you back to Button Pushing one-oh-one?" "Um, what's Button Pushing One-oh-one?" I was wearing a button down shirt that day. Lindsey reached out and poked one of the buttons into my chest. "There, that's how you push a button. Any questions? ~ Jordan Sonnenblick

It's a long story. Want a refill?"
"No, let's start the steak. Where's the button?"
"Right here."
"Well, push it."
"Me? You offered to cook."
"Ben Caxton, I will lie here and starve before I will get up to push a button six inches from your finger"
"As you wish." He pressed the button. "But don't forget who cooked dinner. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

If there were a button that would end the world, and that button were right in front of me, I would have smashed it so hard at that moment. I often thought about a button like that, and when I did, I always knew that I'd push it. ~ Kevin Wilson

Everyone has a button for sadness and a button for happiness, your condition depends on which one you push the most. ~ Debasish Mridha

Press the button, pump the water, build the pressure, push the piston, press the button. It's the perfect job. ~ Tori Amos

Drone attacks subvert the rule of law - we become judge, jury, and executioner - at the push of a button. ~ Mark McKinnon

all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it's a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it's a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it's a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. So ~ James S.A. Corey

life would be perfect if girls had a mute button, guys had an delete button, bad times had a fast forward button, and good times had a pause button. ~ Julie Stone

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face! ~ Eoin Colfer

Every child's dream is to push a button and kill imaginary friends. ~ Cameron Jace

I need a special-shiny-greeny-stone. I have pressed that button many times, but nothing happens.
Button? Don't you mean 'big-red-flat-pressy-thing?
I most certainly do not. It is a button. I named it after my Aunt Button. ~ Neil Gaiman

Whether it is an accident, terrorism or irresponsible push of a nuke button, we all know, the result is devastating. How to prevent nuclear explosions on earth? This is the most crucial political, moral, social, technical and spiritual question of our time. ~ Amit Ray

I didn't mean to push your psycho button. ~ Shannon K. Butcher

My little self-analysis is that consumer technology is the closest thing we have to magic. You push a button and something happens at your command. The things that get me fired up the most have always been the things that seem the most magical. ~ David Pogue

It killed humans, therefore it was a weapon. But radiation killed humans, and a medical X-ray machine wasn't intended as a weapon. Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it's a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it's a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it's a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. ~ James S.A. Corey

I'm not the elevator to open the door every time you push the button ~ T.T.

Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it's a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it's a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it's a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. So here the monkeys were, poking the shiny box and making guesses about what it did. ~ James S.A. Corey

Dont regret what you dont have in life be greatful for what you have in life and dont miss what you dont have. ~ MINE

A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said the only hope -and it's a strange thought - is if they put the button to launch the nuclear war behind a man's heart. The President, then, with a rusty knife, would have to cut out the man's heart, kill the man, to get to the button. ~ Robin Williams

people push themselves through shyness, doubt, and fear. They push boundaries. They push limits. They push beyond what's expected. It ~ Richard St. John

On a shirt, every button has its own button-hole. Fix a button elsewhere and your dressing goes crazy and nasty! On earth, everyone has his/her dreams. You have your own. Fix yourself there and your life will be fully fulfilled! ~ Israelmore Ayivor

I dont know who I am but one thing I do know is that when I see a BIG THREATENING BUTTON I just want to do this! ~ David Tennant

Without continuous encouragement, we may give up. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

You look at pictures of Nepal, push a smile button, and you think that's the same as going there. ~ Dave Eggers

Revolutions are not push button affairs; rather, they evolve only if there exists a reservoir of hope and grievance that can be galvanized into popular action. ~ Michael Parenti

the Law of Inevitable Occurrence. In layman's terms, this law states that some things simply have to happen. If there's a red button on a console with the words don't push taped above it, someone will push it. If there's a gun hanging conspicuously above Chekhov's fireplace, someone is going to end up shooting it (probably at Nietzsche). ~ Brandon Sanderson

But good girls dont do that, dont make a fuss, dont upset parents. and i was a good girl so i curled up on the floor and sobbed silently instead ~ Laura Jarratt

You and I both know, deep in your heart, you agree with me. And I will prove it with one hypothetical scenario: you are alone in a closet of your home. There`s a bright red button. You can push that button and presto all Negroes and Jews and all other colored people are instantly removed from the North American continent and returned to their native countries.
You`d push it, wouldn`t you whitey?
See? See? See? in the final analysis, you agree with me.
But of course, you wouldn`t do antything to bring that scenario about, or any other scenario favorable to your Race. ~ Frazier Glenn Miller

I've never seen a naked torso that wasn't on a cross, at least not so close up. I don't know where to look. His belly button. Belly button. Look at the belly button. ~ J.C. Lillis

Dont justify yourself to the person who dont trust n understand you......!!!!!! ~ Akshay Dalvi

It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON- ~ Eoin Colfer

Imagine what Masaccio or Leonardo would have done if they had an instrument with which they could point, push a button, and get an image. ~ Thomas Roma

You can push someone's button over and over again to get what you want, but there comes a point when your finger slips and you finally hit the whrong one. ~ Alexandra Bracken

You can tell you are a soccer girl if.
You dont mind falling in the mud
You dont care if you get tripped.
You get back up again when you get pushed.
You out run all the guys.
You dont care to get a little sweat and blood on you.
You dont care about getting kicked in the ankles a million times.
You dont care about people stepping on your toes with there cleats.
You dont care what your hair looks like after you play.
All your makeup is washed off!
If you are all those you are definitely a soccer player! :) ~ Anonymise

There is a real split today between those who push the button and those who do the dying. ~ Dale Spender

If you can't make the image bigger or more important than what you see, then don't push the button ~ Ruth Bernhard

Someone invent a NO LIFE alert so you can push a button and tons of people show up and hang out with you. ~ Adam Young

Burn a Bush cause for peace he no push no button.
Killing over oil and grease, no weapons of destruction,
How can we follow a leader when this a corrupt one? ~ Common

DONT EVER BE AFRAID TO COME TO ME N CRY ... DONT EVER HESITATE TO LOOK ME N THE EYE DONT EVER BE AFRAID TO TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL. REMEMBAER YOUR MY GIRL N WE GOTTA KEEP IT REAL. ~ Nikki Giovanni

Suddenly, the brave warriors parading to combat with bugles and bayonets were replaced by the push of a button. ~ Maggie Young

You have to take positions on bills. There is no button for maybe or possibly. ~ Charlie Dent

Poetry's Reset Button [10w]
Creating poetry is pressing a reset button for your mind. ~ Beryl Dov

The problem with the one button is that the one button shouldn't do the same thing for everyone, ~ Anonymous

I stuck my finger in his belly button
and squiggled it around.
Belly button rape! ~ Jennifer James

That's what really makes great skating competitions. When you have two top skaters in good form giving superb performances. ~ Dick Button

That's true," the male officer said. "Stew Mitchum is as cute as a button."
I tried to think of buttons I'd seen that liked to torture small animals, but I couldn't. ~ Lemony Snicket

Ignore negative criticisms, focus on positive thoughts. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

It is unfair that life doesn't come with a rewind button; an undo button that can reset time after you make a terrible mistake. ~ Melissa Ford

I always sleep really well, particularly before a race, when the adrenaline's pumping. ~ Jenson Button

They were two halves that together formed a magical whole. ~ Dick Button

The intercom buzzes while you're changing your shirt. You push the Talk button: "Who is it?" "Narcotics squad. We're soliciting donations for children all over the world who have no drugs. ~ Jay McInerney

Push until you can push no more, and then, push some more. ~ Kevin Abdulrahman

Im very clear that everyone in the world loves me. I just dont expect them to realize it yet. ~ Byron Katie

He couldn't get enough control to push the button. Suddenly there was a clank and a clanging and the squeal of metal above him and he looked up. The hatch door was closing. ~ James Dashner

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. ~ Volker Grassmuck

Hit the delete button every time fear appears. ~ Wayne Dyer

I like old tunes when I'm driving. They're fun and uplifting. Billy Ocean, that kind of thing. ~ Jenson Button

Iyther you dont know nothing or you know too much it dont seam like theres any thing in be twean. ~ Russell Hoban

Every important machine's got to have a big red button. ~ Joseph DeRisi

Do you press the "pause" button - the "until" button in life by saying "I can't be happy until ... "? All this accomplishes is a delay in your entry into your innate state of happiness, which is independent of outer circumstances. So press the "play" button and rejoice in the now-ness of the moment! ~ Michael Beckwith

Only true remorse and "Will you forgive me?" can press the reset button. ~ Andy Andrews

I mean if someone you know pushes a button you're gonna strike back out. ~ Brande Roderick

A girl with a belly button meets
A guy with a shirt of no button.

A guy takes on the belly button
A girl takes off the shirt. ~ Bhavik Sarkhedi

And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy. ~ Will Rogers

If you love somebody then tell them how you feel dont be scared of their reaction or rejection life is too short. you should take a chance and if things dont work out as you plan dont worry cuz life moves on and true love will be waiting for you again. ~ Atul Purohit

Having choices is the problem. Everything would be easier if someone told me what to do: push the button, stop seeing Marcus, get over Jesse. The problem with choices is that I usually make the wrong ones ~ Shaun David Hutchinson

The trouble with real life is, there's no reset button. ~ Donald E. Westlake

After all those years of doing remote detonations, where we just push a button and something explodes, to actually see a nice big fat line of black smoke heading toward something that will blow up is very satisfying. ~ Adam Savage

I felt confident at 24, but I am a better driver now. ~ Jenson Button

I'm not talking about a "show me other walls of this thing" button, I mean a "stumble" button for wallbase. ~ William Wordsworth

I have met Vladimir Putin, and I know his ambition will not be detoured by a gimmicky red, reset button. ~ Carly Fiorina

Now everything is available at the push of a button, and that thrill of the search is gone. With vinyl albums and special edition releases, I feel like that's coming back. ~ Mark Hoppus

'Le Mans' is the only racing movie that is totally realistic. ~ Jenson Button

It is such a special feeling to win a grand prix. ~ Jenson Button

If somthing is not right or real, dont loss your self. - Clarice Bean Dont look Now ~ Lauren Child

I'm trained to button scenes and round things off, and I get rewarded for doing that. ~ Tony Gilroy

Some people have a lucky rabbit's good, or a lucky coin, but here in Goodhue, we have a lucky Button. Tugs Button. ~ Anne Ylvisaker

What plethora of material goods can possibly atone for a waking life so humanly belittling, if not degrading, as the push-button tasks left to human performers? ~ Lewis Mumford

Whoever loses faith nor hope is double defeated , in the moment of time. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

When I get into a zone, I obsess and I don't care about anything else. I have to make the work. ~ Kesh

I dont care what you do fo you respect, but i would die for mine ~ T.I.

Button-holes! there is something lively in the very idea of 'em - and trust me, when I get amongst 'em - you gentry with great beards - look as grave as you will - I'll make merry work with my button-holes - I shall have 'em all to myself - 'tis a maiden subject - I shall run foul of no man's wisdom or fine sayings in it. ~ Laurence Sterne

I dont know if hell exists, but there sure as hell are some people who dont belong in heaven. ~ Ben Harper

I still find it hard to push my own limits. I know where my limits are and that I always have to push myself. ~ Charlotte Gainsbourg

How much money are we talking about Mr. Carsten?" "Millions." Samuel promised. Turning on the overhead light, Anna spread her fingers wide in a fan to inspect her manicured nails. Content, she darkened the SUV with the push of a button. "I think it is time to start the car. ~ Shannon Shaw

Resting for me is fitness training. ~ Jenson Button

life is not about for someone, give time for yourself, we all do need some break sometimes... dont expect too much... and dont ask for something you cant do in exchange... ~ Jason Layson

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate. ~ Andy Dick

It doesn't matter how much money you've got, or how many connections, there's always something you want that's out of reach. ~ Jenson Button

Im gonna be a pretender the rest of my life. Pretending i dont wish every girl i kiss isnt you. Pretending i dont wish every girl i sleep with isnt you. Im gonna have to pretend i dont wish my next relationship wont be with you. Pretend that i dont wish the girl i get engaged to isnt you. Pretend i dont wish the girl i marry isnt you. Pretend i dont wish the mother of my kids to be you. Pretend its not you i want to spend the rest of my life with. Everything will be a lie the rest of my life. Thats so hard to accept. ~ Michael A. Perez

I really thought Reagan was going to push the button and blow us all up. It was scary. So when they did the 1998 American Godzilla film, Hollywood didn't understand what Godzilla was. ~ Brad Warner

It was just one push/pull in our twenty-three years on the push/pull continuum. When my own was airless and warm, I would reach out, pat, find that unoccupied part, the cool part of his pillow. ~ Rodney Ross

Life has ups and it has downs. I don't care who you are. ~ Hugh Jackman

I don't lie; I improve on my life. ~ Edith Piaf

When I was working on 'Freddie,' I had been trying to write it on a computer for many, many years, but that delete button just won't let anything go forward. ~ Lynda Barry

Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated beverages."
"Why?"
"Just dont. Trust me."~George and Mina on the beach, from Sucks to be ME. ~ Kimberly Pauley

One of the reasons for putting yourself on the line, is that life is not simply treading water ... I always felt that once you reach a certain point, you have to try and move ahead. ~ Dick Button

The damned cats like pushing the reset button on my computer. ~ Adam Rifkin