Crush Tagalog Jokes Quotes

Oh, my god," Augustus said. "I can't believe I have a crush on a girl with such cliche wishes."
"I was thirteen," I said again, although of course I was only thinking "crush crush crush crush crush". I was flattered but changed the subject immediately. ~ John Green

In Tagalog, we call undocumented people 'TNT,' which means tago ng tago, which means 'hiding and hiding.' So that's literally what undocumented means in Tagalog. And that kind of tells you how Filipinos think of this issue, and really any culture, right? ~ Jose Antonio Vargas

My heart stops everytime our eyes met when you look at the camera. ~ Xxdeadlyxxmemoriesxx

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. ~ Fred Allen

My present crush is crushing my past crush...Can I summarize "Crush Crushing & now Crushed ~ Akansh Malik

I'm like, over love. Crush, smush. I can't. I'm giving up on love at this point. I'm hoping for a crush. Actually, no. I don't want a crush. I want someone to crush on me. ~ Xosha Roquemore

Crushes are so awful. I wonder if they suck worse for the crush-er or the crush-ee. I consider my three years of watching Josh from afar. Yeah, definitely the crush-er. ~ Stephanie Perkins

My first celebrity crush ... I had a huge crush on 'Cheetara' from 'ThunderCats.' ~ Ramon Rodriguez

My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock. ~ Selma Blair

If I have a crush on you, you gotta crush on me too. It's only polite!!! ~ Nitya Prakash

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected. ~ Bob Hope

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes. ~ Jonathan Winters

As a kid I had a crush on Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch. ~ Judd Nelson

I have wished to crush Rome that I might crush Christianity. ~ Otto Von Bismarck

We all have had a crush at one time or another in our lives. Sometimes, a crush is something that lives only within our hearts, bound never to see the light of day. Other times, having a crush on someone leads eventually to asking them out, dating, and even marriage. ~ Simeon S. Willis

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day. ~ Michael Scott

Boondocks' is simply the Tagalog word for mountains. ~ Sharyn McCrumb

A movie camera is like having someone you have a crush on watching you from afar - you pretend it's not there. ~ Tom Stoppard

I think everyone has a girl crush on Rihanna. Who else? Charlize Theron, she's hot. Scarlett Johansson, I just love all those bombshells! ~ Selita Ebanks

That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It's a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with likes or loves you back. ~ Piers Morgan

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. ~ Daniel Tosh

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes. ~ Wanda Sykes

I have such a huge girl crush on Beyonce. ~ Laura Carmichael

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected. ~ Jon Stewart

There's more to life than love. ~ Ramon Bautista

The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. ~ Amelia Barr

Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes. ~ Lipman Bers

But a system made secure by the protective plating of humor and pretense always runs the risk of having its protection get out of hand. A relationship based on jokes invites jokes; jokes about anything
and jokes about anything are now and then bound to cut too close to the truth. ~ Ken Kesey

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents. ~ Tre Cool

I don't know what to say when I have a crush on somebody. I kind of lose my words. I really try to start a conversation, and I can't. It's horrible. ~ Alexa Vega

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job. ~ John Oliver

Words can crush things that are unseen. ~ Jewel

Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy. ~ Mao Zedong

For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving. ~ Emo Philips

To crush fear doesn't mean you eliminate it; crushing fear means you literally crush it down into smaller, more manageable parts and tackle one piece at a time. ~ Richie Norton

Jokes are a lot about meaning. I think if we understand what jokes mean and why they work, we'd understand everything else. Genuinely I do. ~ John Lloyd

My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. ~ G.K. Chesterton

For the first two movies, I had a huge crush on Tom Felton. He was my first crush. He totally knows. We talked about it - we still laugh about it. We are really good friends now, and that's cool. ~ Emma Watson

We first crush people to the earth, and then claim the right of trampling on them forever, because they are prostrate. ~ Lydia Maria Francis Child

My celebrity crush is not gonna find out who my celebrity crush is anytime soon. I'm so nervous! I may keep that to myself because if I do meet her and she already knows about it, that could be awkward. ~ Hunter Hayes

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel. ~ Todd Rundgren

Crush Malaysia! Indonesia may change its tactics, but our goal will remain the same. ~ Sukarno

If you gave me a fresh carnation, I would only crush its tender petals ... ~ Paul Weller

Having a crush is a bit like being infected with the most annoying, troubling and yet delicious disease you could get. It is almost more of an affliction. ~ Claire Smith

I hear the mad song of a little bird and crush butterflies between my fingers. ~ Clarice Lispector

Unless we're talking about old-school, witchcraft-trial violence, can we please phase out the phrase 'girl crush?' While we're at it, if we can axe 'like, total girl crush' unless Total Girl Crush is the name of a fizzy soft drink, in which case I'll take two, thank you. ~ Sloane Crosley

I used to have a really big crush on Hayden Christensen. ~ Mackenzie Rosman

I don't have a crush on her! Yet!"
"Say no more, Dylan-whatever your middle name is-Blair!"
"David."
"Whatever. By the power and duty of big brother, I command you to not have a crush on my sister, until I know you better enough!"
"That's actually quite fair." "But I don't have a crush on her! ~ Rea Lidde

My grown man crush is Morris Chestnut. He's just timeless! ~ Zendaya

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends.' And Goran Ivanisevic. ~ Miranda Hart

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them! ~ Kathy Lette

I'll play anyone in Uno and crush them. ~ Nikki Sixx

What do you want, Alvaro?
- Kristine
Ikaw. Marry me.
- Alvaro ~ Martha Cecilia

My phone buzzes again.
Crush: You're single. I'm single. Let's mingle. ~ Jillian Dodd

I've got a crush on you, I hope you feel the way that I do, I get a rush when I'm with you ... oh I got a crush on you. ~ Mandy Moore

The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history. ~ Philip Guedalla

I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write jokes independently of the narrative, then I try to fit them in. ~ Jeff Kinney

I really don't have a celebrity crush. ~ Kendall Jenner

We take jokes way too far. ~ Troye Sivan

I have a huge crush on Josh Hutcherson and all the guys in One Direction! ~ Rebecca Black

My cinematic crush has been pretty much the same since I was 12: Kevin Costner. ~ Emma Watson

I think working in the industry, I'd be pretty nervous to have a celebrity crush. ~ Bella Heathcote

A simple "Hi" has potential to make you blush, if received from your crush. ~ Akansh Malik

Who knew a crush could actually be painful? Maybe that's why it was called a crush. ~ Allison Van Diepen

I think I've had a crush on any guy that's ever said anything nice to me ~ Carly Aquilino

I think I love jokes! The best jokes are equal to the best art, in my mind, and as rare. ~ Travis Nichols

The tyrant grinds down his slaves and they don't turn against him, they crush those beneath them. ~ Emily Bronte

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh. ~ Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it does is make the DJs look stupid. ~ Joe Perry

138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs ~ Pokemon Jokes

If I had a crush on a guy, my tactic was to tell them I had a crush on them. And they always thought it was super-cute, so it usually worked in my favor! ~ Leven Rambin

You young men have too many jokes. When there are no jokes you've nothing left. ~ Henry James

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous. ~ David Cross

So, you reap souls and crush hopes? Is that part of the job, or just a service you offer for free? ~ Rachel Vincent

Truth should so humble that even dust could crush it. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

'Crush' was my first number one on the call sheet. ~ Lucas Till

At first I thought I had a crush on her, but then I realized she's an android. ~ Robin Sloan

My first crush was my brother's best friend. ~ Jennifer Armentrout

Jokes are actually played by life, which after calls tragedies ~ Samar Sudha

I think jokes are a perfectly viable form of literature. Some critics take issue with me because I make my points and discuss my ideas with jokes, rather than with oceanic tragedy. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

Shahid Kapoor is my childhood crush ~ Alia Bhatt

Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly ... ~ Saket Assertive

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. ~ Muhammad Ali

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. ~ Peter David

A girl crush is different from being gay. A girl crush is like when one girl is so into another girl that it's almost sexual, but not quite. A girl crush is way creepier than being gay, which is not at all creepy and in fact is completely awesome, in case you were wondering. ~ Sara Benincasa

It's just what they are - they're jokes ... most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks ... I can't determine what offends another person. ~ Paula Deen

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. ~ Charles Bukowski

Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. ~ Frank Carson

I'm not in love. It's a crush which is why it hurts. Crushes crush. Otherwise they'd be called awesomes. I have an awesome on him. ~ Megan McCafferty

When I look on you a moment, then I can speak no more, but my tongue falls silent, and at once a delicate flame courses beneath my skin, and with my eyes I see nothing, and my ears hum, and a wet sweat bathes me and a trembling seizes me all over. ~ Sappho

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long. ~ Robin Thicke

My first crush was on John Travolta in 'Grease.' ~ Hilary Duff

You can crush a man with journalism. ~ William Randolph Hearst

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. ~ Bob Edwards

My biggest celebrity crush is either Ryan Reynolds or Caleb Followill, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. ~ Hillary Scott

Full disclosure here - I had a terrible crush on Smokey Robinson, like every other female on the planet. ~ Linda Ronstadt

No more, no less. I'm an idiot. I really need to let this crush go. ~ Pittacus Lore

When People in sales are at work, they are at war. ~ Honeya

This here is Orange Crush, son. It don't get better till you're legal. ~ Allan Dare Pearce

It starts with a crush, it then may turn into love, and hopefully will end up as soulmates. ~ Alexander Sutherland Neill