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What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death
- Victoria
Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex ... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.' - Lockie
Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
Home is where the heartache is.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
Tell me where it hurts
I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
