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When People in sales are at work, they are at war. ~ Honeya
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. ~ Joan Rivers
Perhaps the most hillarious yet true advice I ever gave on marriage is this one. Don't marry because of Love, marry because of food Love fades, beauty wanes but hungry doesn't ~ Seun Ajibade
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card. ~ Joan Rivers
McKee's a genius. And hillarious. You'll like him, too, Charles. He's all for originality, just like you.
He says that we have to realize that we all write in a genre and we must find our originality within that genre.
As it turns out, there hasn't been a new genre since Fellini invented the mockumentary.
My genre's thriller, what's yours? ~ Donald Kaufman
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. ~ Joan Rivers
Why are you covering your breasts?"
Turning her back to him, she stepped into her dress.
"Why are you so interested in my breasts?"
"I am only interested in them because you hide them," he informed her. "I would not find them interesting if you would stop wearing clothing. ~ Viola Rivard
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it. ~ Joan Rivers
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees. ~ Joan Rivers
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. ~ Joan Rivers
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough. ~ Joan Rivers
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. ~ Joan Rivers
