Cool Congratulations Quotes

It as mathematical, marriage, not, as one might expect, additional; it was exponential. This one man, nervous in a suite a size too small for his long, lean self, this woman, in a green lace dress cut to the upper thigh, with a white rose behind her ear. Christ, so young. The woman before them was a unitarian minister, and on her buzzed scalp, the grey hairs shone in a swab of sun through the lace in the window. Outside, Poughkeepsie was waking. Behind them, a man in a custodian's uniform cried softly beside a man in pajamas with a Dachshund, their witnesses, a shine in everyone's eye. One could taste the love on the air, or maybe that was sex, or maybe that was all the same then.
'I do,' she said.
'I do,' he said.
They did. They would.
Our children will be so fucking beautiful, he thought, looking at her.
Home, she thought, looking at him.
'You may kiss,' said the officiant.
They did, would.
Now they thanked everyone and laughed, and papers were signed and congratulations offered, and all stood for a moment, unwilling to leave this gentile living room where there was such softness.
The newlyweds thanked everyone again, shyly, and went out the door into the cool morning. They laughed, rosy. In they'd come integers, out they came, squared.

Her life, in the window, the parakeet, scrap of blue midday in the London dusk, ages away from what had been most deeply lived. Day on a rocky beach, creatures in the tide pool. ~ Lauren Groff

People always say congratulations. When you're a successful bidder it means you're willing to spend more money than anyone else. I'm not sure if that's congratulations or condolences. ~ Eli Broad

Congratulations your 18! ... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill. ~ Frankie Boyle

Congratulations offer more potential than cash. The amount of available cash is limited, but managers have an unlimited supply of congratulations. It's important to pay people fairly, but managers also should heap on congratulations and feed people's souls. ~ Ken Blanchard

Congratulations to Sachin Tendulkar for becoming the first person ever to score 50 test hundreds, absolute superstar ~ Rohan Bopanna

Miss Bingley's congratulations to her brother, on his approaching marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere. ~ Jane Austen

Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive. ~ Frankie Boyle

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations. ~ Tucker Carlson

I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes. ~ Demetri Martin

Congratulations is the civility of envy. ~ Ambrose Bierce

They said, congratulations you got what it takes. They sent him back to the rat race without any brakes. ~ Bob Dylan

Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations. ~ John Madden

If you've messed up big - like me, like Isaiah - congratulations! You're at the top of God's talent-scouting list. ~ Craig Groeschel

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer. ~ Dov Davidoff

Congratulations! Today is your day! ~ Dr. Seuss

So, congratulations humans, your global contribution is now on par with a gigantic meteor slamming into the Earth. ~ Christopher Martenson

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark! ~ Bob Hope

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby. ~ Harry Caray

Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. ~ Gary Lineker

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever. ~ Patrick Rothfuss

I want to say congratulations to Cleveland and Coach Blatt. LeBron is an incredible player. ~ Steve Kerr

I would not have discredited every one of their compliments. It was your approval I wanted, your congratulations. ~ Alanis Morissette

Congratulations!
If I may be so bold
Only 40 years to go
Before you're a century old
Just saying ~ John Walter Bratton

Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict. ~ David Letterman

Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time ... ~ Chris Jericho

Mornings are cool like a spy,
cool like a rebel,
cool like a rhetorical street fighter,
cool like an unfilled spot where wit and joy once stood,
cool like the man who can make productive use of his demons,
cool like the deciphered eccentricities of good friends,
cool like the later protest-and-psychedelic era. ~ Brian D'Ambrosio

Congratulations on turning 60
Now you can wear what you like
No one cares, and more particularly
You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike' ~ John Walter Bratton

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride? ~ Amy Schumer

When someone says 'I'm so disillusioned', I say 'Congratulations! You've lost another illusion.' ~ Parker J. Palmer

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. ~ Jesse Ventura

'Oh, poor, poor fellow!' said Mrs. Elliot with a remorse that was sincere, though her congratulations would not have been. ~ E. M. Forster

Awkwardness gives me great comfort. I've never been cool, but I've felt cool. I've been in the cool place, but I wasn't really cool - I was trying to pass for hip or cool. It's the awkwardness that's nice. ~ Marc Jacobs

'Cool' is detached and emotionally cool. My instinct is to battle anything that seems overly cool. ~ Oscar Isaac

This lunch, however, was going nowhere. Li Yong sat across the table running his mouth like a nervous sewing machine, never missing an opportunity for self-congratulations. ~ Michael Ben Zehabe

If everything appears meaningless then
congratulations to you! You have started on the path. This is the first sign of intelligence, of waking up. ~ Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

My congratulations on the occasion of the 60th anniversary of the October Revolution. ~ David Rockefeller

Wherefore should I not offer my congratulations? But the very fact of them being Sayyids, those fountains of felicity, demands heartly exertions in support of Islam and their ancestor Muhammad the Lord of Apostles. Let two Kaftans of honor for the two brothers be issued from my wardrobe and let them be sent with two swords, jewel-hilted and provided with pearl mounted belts, let Jamdat-ul-Mulk write much praise and congratulations when sending these presents. ~ Aurangzeb

While 'Rap Trax!' recorded, Neel found some scrap paper and we started writing our first lyrics. Bandying about subject matter and title, we got stuck on the idea of 'cool', so my first rap song became 'Pretty Cool'. It was a symbol of our confidence. We weren't awesome cool or mega cool. We were only ... pretty cool. ~ Nikesh Shukla

When will the men do something besides extend congratulations? I would rather have President Roosevelt say one word to Congress infavor of amending the Constitution to give women the suffrage than to praise me endlessly! ~ Susan B. Anthony

The press exerts the pressure of dissent on officials otherwise inclined to rest content with the congratulations of their retainers. ~ Bill Vaughan

I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool. ~ Harry Styles

All scientific men will be delighted to extend their warmest congratulations to Tesla and to express their appreciation of his great contributions to science. ~ Ernest Rutherford

If you're reading this ...
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is. ~ Chad Sugg

Cool? Am I cool? I don't know, but I hope my characters are cool, in the sense of iconic. That's my job, at its very essence. ~ Jacques Audiard

Allow me to offer my congratulations on the truly admirable skill you have shown in keeping clear of the mark. Not to have hit once in so many trials, argues the most splendid talents for missing. ~ Thomas De Quincey

Is there something inside of you that is favoring peace? Because if there is, then congratulations: you are a human being. You have just reached, and felt, your most fundamental want. ~ Prem Rawat

I think it's interesting to have a cool character not look so cool, you know? ~ Norman Reedus

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word. ~ John Oliver

Sadie Kane here. If you're listening to this, congratulations, you survived doomsday. ~ Rick Riordan

Congratulations on your well deserved retirement,
Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead.
No lying about your age, more lying around the house
After lying much longer in bed ~ John Walter Bratton

Never rank, rate, or compare coaches, children, concerts, or championships or congratulations. Just enjoy them all. ~ Bill Walton

Oh, isn't it cool? It's so cool being an actor! It's so cool having my face on a bus. ~ Sam Worthington

I don't wanna abandon my identity as LL Cool J, but at the same time, I had to figure out how to let people know that I'm really serious about making these movies. ~ LL Cool J

My mum's name is Marilyn O'Connor. She's here tonight and I would like if you see her for you to congratulate her because she brought up four kids alone and she deserves congratulations for that. ~ Philip Seymour Hoffman

What is cool changes; that there is such a thing as cool is immutable. ~ Lionel Shriver

The second I met Zac, I thought he was a really cool guy. It's hard not to have chemistry with someone who is so attractive. ~ Vanessa Hudgens

Danny Trejo is so bloody cool, I mean, he can just stand there and look cool. ~ Luke Goss

If your dad always has candy, how cool is he? Coolest dude in the world. My kids think I'm cool. ~ Lamar Odom

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. ~ Mark Zuckerberg

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life. ~ Lemony Snicket

Because A Walk To Remember had come out and it had made money and I got a lot of congratulations at that time as it happens out there. ~ Shane West

Artists thrive off each other, and when you see other people doing cool stuff, it inspires you to do cool stuff. ~ Courtney Barnett

After my last audition for 'Game of Thrones,' they said, 'Congratulations, princess.' I was like, 'Bye-bye, call centre.' ~ Emilia Clarke

Being cool, having a 'cool' energy is just not attractive to me. ~ Selena Gomez

Don't be cool. Cool is conservative fear dressed in black. ~ Bruce Mau

Any fool can do something cool and look cool, but it takes skill to make something uncool cool again. ~ Criss Jami

Larry Carlton is an incredibly versatile guitarist who has been a major force for guitar for many years. He is easily recognizable - all you have to do is hear him once and from that point on you'll be a fan, just like me. It gives me great pleasure to extend congratulations to Larry on his 2011 George Benson Lifetime Achievement Award. Congratulations ! ~ George Benson

So there's nothing more provocative than taking a genre that everybody who's cool hates - and then making it cool. ~ Lady Gaga

In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second most popular fake newsman. At this rate, the class of 2021 will be addressed by a zoo parrot in a mortar-board that has been trained to say congratulations. ~ Stephen Colbert

Am I really cool? You're telling me I'm cool? Well, that's good to hear. ~ Paul Giamatti

If anyone's under a spell, Justina, it's me. Your daughter put one on me five years ago, and I haven't broken free of it yet. Oh, and you'll be delighted to know, we've decided to resume our relationship. Don't bother with congratulations - trust me, your expression is congratulations enough. ~ Jeaniene Frost

Alden Ehrenreich is a drama nerd, and Alice Englert is indie girl. They're so cool in the way that our characters are cool. ~ Margaret Stohl

Paul liked to pick out the secretly cool people, people too cool to flash their coolness. The cool people were not always or even usually the same as the shiny people. Often someone shiny was too conventionally good-looking to be cool but they were still compelling, in terms of sheer wattage. Paul knew he wasn't good-looking enough to be shiny, but he could be cool in certain contexts. Cool was relational and conceptual; cool took work, cool was a meritocracy which, with all its flaws, he still preferred to the aristocracy of genetics. ~ Andrea Lawlor

To be cool is to believe. To stay cool is to have the sweet fragments of serenity rock your wig away. ~ Lord Buckley

The cool thing is that now that people have made this evolution where cooking is cool, people are doing it on weekends, they're doing their own challenges. It's back to cooking. And it's real cooking. ~ Emeril Lagasse

Over youth, glamour, and glibness. Fashion has no use for Mitts. But the funny thing about cool? It's not cool. At all. In fact, what's truly cool is the rebellion against the perceived, ~ Greg Gutfeld

I've been called 'musically schizophrenic,' and some people think that's a cool thing. ~ Gary Clark, Jr.

I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted. ~ Chris Martin

There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and receiving the congratulations of the press, your trainer and friends who backed it. What makes the experience so satisfying is that you, the owner, have had absolutely nothing to do with the horse winning. ~ Robert Morley

Coolness is not an image that can be bought or worn. True cool is an attitude that is projected from a person who is extremely comfortable in their own skin. ~ Suzy Kassem

Cool is not an attitude - It's a state of mind ~ Roy Smoothe

Above all, film is a business ... Independence is a really cool thing as you can be a bit more bold, and take a few more chances with what you do. ~ Mel Gibson

I got a lot of fans who are not even into fashion. So they look at me and wear what I wear because it's cool or looks cool. ~ ASAP Ferg

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. ~ David Letterman

When I was a kid, maybe 11, I remember saying, 'When I grow up I wanna have enough money to buy a really cool car, because I won't.' ~ Joss Whedon

And when I was a kid being an actor was not cool. I'm thirty now and when I was a kid in the 80s that wasn't a cool thing to be. ~ Vincent Kartheiser

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. ~ Tracy Morgan

I have never got on with the quietist movements: they lapse too easily into self-congratulations: I have found the oneness, you have not. I prefer to look outside myself if I possibly can, not inside. Meditation reminds me too forcibly of being made to lie on a mat at nursery school and take an hour's nap. ~ Fay Weldon

That's the world of policing. I've met some bad-ass female cops, who are very cool people. ~ David Ayer

I don't think I'm very cool as a person. I'm just better than anyone else at acting cool. ~ John Travolta

Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056. ~ David Letterman

I could never dream of being cool. ~ Andrea Corr

When I think of the definition of cool and when I look at people, John Travolta is really the definition of cool because, not only is he great in all his movies, but, as a person, he's just really cool. ~ Christina Milian

Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do. ~ Vanessa Hudgens

I'm done with cool. I've been done with cool for years. ~ Kyp Malone

We just got a couple of huge breaks.
You need to play it cool." She nodded, her head bobbing vigorously.
"I can be cool."
She was totally not going to be cool. ~ Kristen Ashley

What people instinctively regard as cool is real power - consistency. Pathetic is not cool. Being locked in a tragedy, but not knowing it. That's lameness. ~ Cory Duchesne

I am the oldest of seven. Do my siblings think I'm super cool? I wish they thought I was super cool! ~ Britt Robertson

I laugh at what I used to think was cool when I was growing up. In all seriousness, I thought having braces was cool. ~ Rachel Nichols

Listen, I'm not cool. Being cool is about keeping your blood pressure steady. So no. Don't be cool. Be passionate. Be dedicated. Be tenacious. Be uncompromising. Be pissed. Be happy. Be sad. ~ Justin Timberlake