Belly Bloat Quotes

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Every lizard lies on its belly, so we cannot tell which has a belly-ache ~ Chinua Achebe

A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections. ~ Elizabeth Taylor

Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub.' ~ Elayne Boosler

Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches had bellies with stars. The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars. ~ Dr. Seuss

Felipe and I, as we discover to our delight, are a perfectly matched, genetically engineered belly-to-belly success story. ~ Elizabeth Gilbert

I'd like to see something done about the long putters and belly putters. But I go back and forth on that. I've actually worked with a belly putter. ~ Matt Kuchar

You put the life in your belly and you live. ~ Hannibal

I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But they're also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset. ~ Mike Birbiglia

I've never seen a naked torso that wasn't on a cross, at least not so close up. I don't know where to look. His belly button. Belly button. Look at the belly button. ~ J.C. Lillis

Dropped a peanut in my belly button, do I eat it or ... ~ Luke Hemmings

Then put in the interior a roasted goose and into its belly a roasted hen and in the belly of the hen a roasted pigeon and in the belly of the pigeon a roasted starling and in the belly of this a small bird, roasted or fried. ~ Candida Martinelli

Courage comes from the belly - all else is desperation. ~ Charles Bukowski

I know basic things about belly dancing, but not the technicalities; I want to learn it. I want to learn belly dancing. ~ Malaika Arora Khan

The belly has no ears. ~ Plutarch

I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I don't know about the music. ~ Merle Haggard

When you have a heartfelt belly laugh, all parts of your being - the physiological, the pyschological, the spiritual - they all vibrate in one single tune. They all vibrate in harmony! ~ Rajneesh

I have a real problem with bloat
I write like fat ladies diet. ~ Stephen King

When we were growing up, our mother taught us never to have your belly button exposed. ~ Mary-Kate Olsen

I hate my stomach. It's impossible to get it flat, and the area around my belly button drives me crazy. ~ Carmen Electra

The belly has no ears nor is it to be filled with fair words. ~ Francois Rabelais

Filling brain is not easy as to fill belly. ~ S. M. Arish

AND STOP BELLY-DANCING WITH BIRDS, NORWAY, IT'S INHUMANE! ~ America

I like men with some belly who are a little over the hill. ~ Victoria Abril

I stuck my finger in his belly button
and squiggled it around.
Belly button rape! ~ Jennifer James

I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal! ~ Jessica Simpson

Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs. ~ Norman Lear

The Social Security disability fund is going belly up in 2016. ~ Rob Portman

The belly laugh is the best way to evacuate anguish. ~ Jean Vanier

We have had a rewarding relationship, the belly and I. ~ Sherwin B. Nuland

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you've come to expect from Jessica Alba. ~ Chelsea Handler

If it is well with your belly, chest and feet - the wealth of kings can't give you more. ~ Horace

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. It's their way of falling. ~ Andre Gide

A full Belly is the Mother of all Evil. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Everything for you stems from a physical need. Most of you think with either your belly or what's below it ~ Soroosh Shahrivar

I don't want to pierce anything. I think it's outdated. Belly rings and all are, like, old. ~ Britney Spears

The belly is the reason that man does not easily mistake himself for a god. ~ David Zindell

I don't write so much now. I'm getting on 33, pot belly and creeping dementia. ~ Charles Bukowski

In the tight belly of the dead, Burrow with hungry head, And inlay maggots like a jewel. ~ Karl Shapiro

I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out. ~ Christian Bale

I sacrifice to no god save myself- And to my belly, greatest of deities. ~ Euripides

I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine. ~ Amanda Seyfried

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. ~ Johnny Vegas

For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. ~ Bennett Cerf

You must not be worried about your belly but worry about your soul ~ Sunday Adelaja

He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else. ~ Samuel Johnson

If it were not for the Belly, the Back might wear Gold. ~ Benjamin Franklin

You can't really learn God's hope like you learn the logic of an argument or the details of a story. It's more like learning to belly laugh. You catch hope from someone who has it down in their gut. ~ Shane Claiborne

The eye is bigger then the belly.
[The eye is bigger than the belly.] ~ George Herbert

I have two belly buttons. ~ Phillip Phillips

Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?"
"I can't believe you called my belly 'squidgy.' It's not squidgy, it's pillowy. And sexy! ~ Nicole Peeler

Whether you like it or not, a performance's triumphs and belly flops come to seem excruciatingly intimate, as if you were somehow partly responsible for them. ~ Ben Brantley

If you are known to do something well, people want to see you do that. But what you choose to do is up to you. After 'Delhi Belly,' I got some 40 scripts - some on the same lines as 'Delhi Belly.' So, I guess people only get stereotyped if they want to. ~ Vir Das

You have no excuse to give ... Jonah prayed fervently even in the belly of the shark! Environment is not a barrier! ~ Israelmore Ayivor

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. ~ Diogenes

The belly comes before the soul. ~ George Orwell

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly? ~ Julio Iglesias

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. ~ Jonathan Swift

Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up. ~ Alan King

He kissed my belly, "Just think. All the love that we have for each other, we put it in this safe place here." He kissed my belly again. ~ Tara Brown

Transforming a line like that makes it into a belly laugh instead of a laugh against us. ~ Terence Young

I love a visceral sound, the kind that hits you in the belly. ~ Esa-Pekka Salonen

He gestured at me. "That's Belly."
"Belly?" she repeated.
"Yup. She's my girlfriend."
I think I choked out loud. ~ Jenny Han

Like Jonah, the whale had swallowed me; unlike him, I believed I would spend eternity inside the belly of the beast. ~ Bob Kerrey

I don't think of God as an old white man with no belly button, nor even an old black woman with no belly button. But I agree that God is something eternal. Something cannot come out of nothing. I believe God is Everything. And I believe in infinity. ~ Pete Seeger

It is a difficult task, O citizens, to make speeches to the belly, which has no ears. ~ Plutarch

Retain the wind by compressing the belly. ~ Desiderius Erasmus

Bring me wine, but wine which never grew
In the belly of the grape ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hey, boss. Where are you?" she asked.
"I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?"
"Um, I don't know, maybe with horseradish. ~ Darynda Jones

I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit. ~ Mason Cooley

Your inner Belly Dancer ... is your inner sensuality, your highest feminity, your great esteemed self made more apparent. ~ Leandra J. Kalsy

Hold your Council before Dinner; the full Belly hates Thinking as well as Acting. ~ Benjamin Franklin

The belly is an ungrateful wretch, it never remembers past favors, it always wants more tomorrow. ~ Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If you ask the lion to protect from from wolves, you have only chosen to end in one belly instead of another. ~ Robert Jordan

They pushed closer. Chest to chest. Belly to belly. Two edges of a wound needing to heal. ~ Lee Thomas

He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly. ~ Clement Clarke Moore

As you get older, it gets harder to get rid of that belly but I do a lot of cardio to try to stay in shape. ~ Frank Thomas

That morning she pours Teacher's over my belly and licks it off. That afternoon she tries to jump out the window. ~ Raymond Carver

I just finished touring, and I'm on a detox thing. It's a heavy detox, so nothing in my belly except water, salt, and cayenne pepper. ~ Eddie Vedder

An army, like a serpent, travels on its belly. ~ Frederick II, Holy Roman Emperor

With a gun against my belly I ... I always smile. ~ Owen Wister

The reason fiber helps us control our weight is that it fills the belly yet yields few calories since fiber is, for the most part, not something that we can digest. ~ Kathy Freston

I don't keep any copy of my books around ... they would embarass me. When I finish writing my books, I kick them in the belly, and have done with them. ~ Ludwig Bemelmans

I get so nervous, I get belly pains before I go on stage. ~ Rita Ora

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. ~ Marcus Porcius Cato

When I was little, I wasn't so little. I had a big old round belly and I was really clumsy, but I was super confident. ~ Natalie Coughlin

If I could have a Barbie body, which has no cellulite, I totally would. I would like to have a flatter stomach, but that won't happen either. That is never going to happen. No matter how much weight I lose, my stomach, below the belly button, always pooches out. ~ Holly Madison

The belly is the giver of genius. ~ Aulus Persius Flaccus

Everybody knows from his own experience that after laughter, good laughter, a belly laugh, you almost feel that you have taken an ice-cold shower; a peace, a silence, a freshness ... The same is true about crying, but very few people know the secret of crying because it is more repressed than laughter. ~ Rajneesh

A full belly to the labourer was, in my opinion, the foundation of public morals and the only source of real public peace. ~ William Cobbett

I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel. ~ Margaret Cho

POETRY: A sliver of the moon lost in the belly of a golden frog. ~ Carl Sandburg

Flying is awful, there's nothing to do when you're up in the air. I bloat up, my skin gets dry, and when we hit turbulence, I'm terrified. ~ Daniela Pestova

Luther was guilty of two great crimes - he struck the Pope in his crown, and the monks in their belly. ~ Desiderius Erasmus

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it. ~ Adriana Lima

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! ~ David Letterman

I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at it right now. ~ Ernie Els

For me, without question and despite certain Oracle of Delphi moments concerning my own thighs, it was my belly. The belly that refused to turn into abs no matter how many crunches I performed or how few carbs I ate. (This obviously led to alternating phases wherin there were no crunches and only carbs, to soothe the pain.) Either way, the belly hung there over the edge of my otherwise fabulous low-slung jeans, rounded and spiteful, despite my best efforts. I was convinced the belly made me a troll. That it was disfiguring. That it was the outward evidence of my true inner unlovableness. No one could convince me otherwise. ~ Megan Crane

There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself say them so I drop them. ~ Sammy Davis Jr.

I saw a lot of good hitters but I never saw a better one than Paul Waner. I mean I once threw a side arm spitter right into his belly and he hit it into the upper deck. ~ Burleigh Grimes