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I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.
For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
In a notable family called Stein
There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein.
Gert's writing was hazy,
Ep's statues were crazy,
And nobody understood Ein.
An oboe is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.
TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
I can't say this too often - that a little humor can make life worth living. That has always been my credo. Somebody once asked me, 'What would you like your epitaph to be?' I've always said that I'd like it to be: He left people a little happier than they were when he came into the room.
Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Reading is a pleasure of the mind, which means that it is a little like a sport: your eagerness and knowledge and quickness count for something. The fun of reading is not that something is told to you, but that you stretch your mind. Your own imagination works along with the authors, or even goes beyond his, yields the same or different conclusions, and your ideas develop as you understand his.
