Cowboy Coffee Quotes

Actually, I think you sound more Southern than me." "I blame my Mama for that, too," he replied. "She was an old-time rodeo queen from Amarillo, Texas. She homeschooled me and my brother Dirk until high school, so the Texas twang kinda stuck. Now as for Georgia, I find it a real shame you'd want to get rid of it. I find a woman with a soft Southern drawl incredibly sexy." "Tell you what, when I decide I want to be sexy for you, I'll be sure to turn it on full force."
She was a real firecracker, this Georgia girl. He liked that. He answered her with a grin. "I'll look forward to it." "In your dreams, cowboy," he thought he heard her mutter under her breath.
He cocked his head, "What was that?"
"Coffee?" She smiled wide. "If I recall, you promised me Starbucks. ~ Victoria Vane

I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It's fun to watch, but it sure would be easier if this monkey dressed like a cowboy would get off my back. ~ Jarod Kintz

One of our best dates was actually a weekend when we went to the wedding of a friend from the Teams. The couple married in Wimberley, Texas, a small town maybe forty miles south of Austin and a few hours' drive from where we lived. We were having such a pleasant day, we didn't want it to end.
"It doesn't have to end," suggested Chris as we headed for the car. "The kids are at my parents' for the weekend. Where do you want to go?"
We googled for hotels and found a place in San Antonio, a little farther south. Located around the corner from the Alamo, the hotel seemed tailor-made for Chris. There was history in every floorboard. He loved the authentic Texan and Old West touches, from the lobby to the rooms. He read every framed article on the walls and admired each artifact. We walked through halls where famous lawmen-and maybe an outlaw or two-had trod a hundred years before. In the evening, we relaxed with coffee out on the balcony of our room-something we'd never managed to do when we actually owned one. It was one of those perfect days you dream of, completely unplanned.
I have a great picture of Chris sitting out there in his cowboy boots, feet propped up, a big smile on his face. It's still one of my favorites.
People ask about Chris's love of the Old West. It was something he was born with, really. It had to be in his genes. He grew up watching old westerns with his family, and for a time became a bronco-bustin' cowboy and ranch hand.
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He might tolerate someone dipping into his stash of dark-roast coffee, but nobody messed with his pot. Not even if she was cuter than a bug's ear, with that faint sprinkling of freckles across her nose. ~ Carolyn Brown

Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world, and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that. ~ Steve Earle

I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and hand it to you like it's a top CIA secret. They'll hand me my drink, and I'll go, 'Man, what the hell is in this?' 'Dude, don't worry. Don't ask, just drink it. I'll see you in 20 minutes.' Next thing you know, I'm buck naked, standing on a coffee table, with a cowboy hat. ~ Aries Spears

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Given enough coffee I could rule the world ~ Terry Pratchett

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. ~ David Lynch

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. ~ Johann Sebastian Bach

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! ~ Tanya Masse

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. ~ Christopher Fry

You'd have coffee on a drip if you could, wouldn't you? ~ Kristina Adams

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~ Alphonse Allais

Always drink upstream from the herd. ~ Will Rogers

I need a coffee to go with my coffee. ~ Zooey Deschanel

Kate wondered who was more addicted to their high, serial killers or coffee addicts. ~ Victoria Schwab

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots. ~ Hank Williams, Jr.

I wanted to be a cowboy in cowboy movies. ~ Mary Pope Osborne

Justin Salinger showed up one day with a pink cowboy hat on and everyone else got really annoyed because somehow he'd managed to get the pink cowboy hat. ~ Alex Cox

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. ~ Hugh Jackman

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. ~ Debbie Macomber

Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you're ready to face the challenges of life. ~ Sahara Sanders

I play chicken with the train ~ Cowboy Troy

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. ~ Edward Abbey

What doesn't KILL me makes me stronger ... Except for the extinction of COFFEE ... that might kill me. ~ Tanya Masse

Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino ... Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. ~ Denis Leary

You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?"
Justin smiled "Not coffee. But yes."
"Not Coffee it is, then."
"Yes, Not Coffee. ~ David Levithan

One must savor the coffee, to actually have it. ~ Mohith Agadi

The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth. Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you're ready to face the challenges of life. A good cup of coffee makes life seem better. ~ Sahara Sanders

Sitting there, in the coffee house, I saw so many stories behind the lips of people who had left them untold. ~ Lidia Longorio

First buy a cowboy hat and boots. Then you're on your way to being a Texan. ~ James A. Michener

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring. ~ Honore De Balzac

You can't cover up the swagger of a cowboy. ~ Jaycee Ford

The love for coffee is stronger than any fears of man. ~ Mladen Đorđević

I loved cowboy movies when I was a kid. When I was five years old, I was already wearing a cowboy hat and suit. When I grew up, I knew John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Kirk Douglas and so on. ~ Jackie Chan

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE. ~ Tanya Masse

When coffee became popular in Oxford and the coffee houses selling it began to multiply, the university authorities tried to clamp down, worrying that coffee houses promoted idleness and distracted members of the university from their studies ~ Tom Standage

Mrs. Windemere always had a cup of hot coffee waiting for me. Black, which, she said, was the only way to drink it if you wanted to be awake to serve the god of Creativity ~ Gary D. Schmidt

I'd like to do a cowboy film. I suppose I've come close to it on occasion, but not really to a classic cowboy film. ~ Sean Bean

There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up. ~ Jim Ross

Toby Keith writes songs like 1993's "Should've Been a Cowboy," and what's compelling is that you can't deconstruct its message. "Should've Been a Cowboy" is not like Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive," where Jon Bon Jovi claimed to live like a cowboy; Toby Keith wants to be a cowboy for real. ~ Chuck Klosterman

When your blood runs black as the blackest night and your heart sounds as the warriors' march, only then may you say, "I've had enough coffee. ~ Death Wish Coffee Co.

Coffee. I could smell coffee. Coffee would make everything better. ~ Kim Harrison

I should never do anything pre-coffee.

'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone. ~ Cindy Brown

These days, "getting lucky" means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it's still HOT! ~ Tanya Masse

I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?' ~ Alek Wek

Strong coffee, much strong coffee, is what awakens me. Coffee gives me warmth, waking, an unusual force and a pain that is not without very great pleasure. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

It does not do to dwell in the past and forget to live. ~ James Hilton ( Cowboy)

Should I slap a cowboy hat on you and call you Sissy? ~ Roni Loren

The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts. ~ Dennis Miller

A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more. ~ Jayne Mansfield

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped. ~ Roy Bean

It's when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life. ~ Anthony T. Hincks.

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For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman. ~ Demetri Martin

Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all. ~ Andre Simon

Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq) ~ Richard Kadrey

Coffee is the highlight of my day. After coffee everything is downhill. ~ Bill Simmons

If you had to choose between coffee and - "
"Coffee."
"You didn't know what I was going to say," Sloane laughed.
Dex shook his head. "Doesn't matter. Coffee."
"Me or coffee."
"Coffee."
"Wow. Okay, sex or coffee."
"Coffee."
"Your brother or - "
"Coffee. I would totally trade my brother for a good cup of coffee." He took a sip with a contented sigh. His gaze shifted to Sloane. "Okay, maybe I wouldn't trade him in for coffee. Although…." He pursed his lips thoughtfully then shook his head. "No, you're right, that would be wrong. ~ Charlie Cochet

If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go. ~ Lou Brutus

A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat. ~ Edward Abbey

I think every man should have a pair of boots. They're really sexy. Leather boots, cowboy boots, it depends. ~ Kemp Muhl

Jack and Stephen were neither of them human until the first pot of coffee was down, hot and strong. ~ Patrick O'Brian

I just wanted to play a cowboy for a long time. ~ Daniel Craig

A guy's gotta live, you know, gotta make his way and find his meaning in life and love, and to do that he needs coffee, he needs coffee and coffee and coffee. ~ Libba Bray

If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee. ~ Shelley Long

Someone said DX over here? It was this dipshit with the cowboy hat over here. ~ Randy Orton

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

When she woke in the morning, there would be no glass on the floor. No comforter lying on the chair. Hawk Cahill, the cowboy hero to the rescue, would have been only a dream in the middle of her waking nightmare. ~ B.J. Daniels

Sometimes even the smallest of words can be the ones to hurt you, ~ James Hilton ( Cowboy)

Cowboys don't go around breaking hearts. ~ Missy Lyons

I can tell a good cowboy by the way he approaches a cow. ~ Henry Green

Stetsons are the ultimate in cowboy headwear. ~ Lori Wilde

I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV. ~ Scott Patterson

I must say, cowboy, I'm impressed. I was worried you could only handle eight seconds at a time. ~ Joya Ryan

Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?"
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive. ~ Jennifer Crusie

Hate to burst your bubble, sweetheart, but a Stetson and a pair of Tony Lamas doesn't make a man a cowboy. ~ Victoria Vane

You don't need coffee. Nobody needs coffee. You can get along without it. ~ Gordon B. Hinckley

John Wayne never ever disappointed his fans, because he was a cowboy. ~ Vinnie Jones

I go to coffee shops for my outlet. Which is just not healthy at all. ~ Jane Lynch

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it? ~ Paul Lynde

Anyone who started a quarrel had to atone for it by buying a dish of coffee for everyone present. ~ Tom Standage

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

Her beauty might have caught his attention, but it was her strength, steadfastness, heart, and authenticity that kept pulling him back to her. ~ Donna Grant

Her head started spinning, thinking about a date with Rhett O'Donnell.
I need to go fishing and clear my mind, she thought. I've always been in love with Tanner, and now Rhett is in the picture. I had trouble handling one secret cowboy. Two is one cowboy too many. ~ Carolyn Brown

No man should have cowboys boots in his wardrobe. That's fair enough, isn't it? Unless you're a cowboy, of course. ~ Paul Weller

To enjoy rodeo properly, you gotta be close enough to see the snot fly. ~ Cat Johnson

There is no better love potion than a coffee. When a man drinks the coffee made by you he will become forever yours. ~ Sophia Loren

At least there was coffee. Reliable, delicious, life-giving coffee. ~ Mary H.K. Choi

I'll tell you what - if you attend a Cowboy-Redskins game, you better not leave 'til that clock hits zero ... ~ Joe Gibbs

Ethiopia is the center of origin and diversity for the majority of coffee we drink. The commodification of coffee pushes farmers to grow as much as possible by whatever means possible. This has contributed to deforestation. The place where coffee was born - the area with the greatest biodiversity of coffee anywhere in the world - could disappear. No forest, no coffee. No coffee, no forest. What we lose isn't specific to Ethiopia; it impacts us all. ~ Preeti Simran Sethi

When I first started following writers on social media, I imagined a deluge of profound quotes, writing tips and insights into the plight of wordsmiths. There was some of that. Mostly though, my timeline was taken up with their obsession with coffee: 'I want coffee/I'm having coffee/I've had coffee.' Then came photos of their favourite coffee mug/pot/shop/barista. So, if you've enjoyed a recently-published book, give credit to writers: the vampiric aficionados of the coffee cherry. ~ Stewart Stafford

coffee and chocolate is most writer's best friends, mine is coffee and more coffee. ~ Jeniann Bowers

A blue sky, a jostling wind, a murky dream, a smiling moon, and a cup of coffee with a song unfinished in those eyes twinkling away a story untold. ~ Debatrayee Banerjee

No cowboy ever quit while his life was hardest and his duties were most exacting. ~ J. Frank Dobie

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe. ~ Gavin McInnes

All field agents have some cowboy in them – even the ones from New York. ~ Tom Clancy