Cat In The Hat Babysitter Quotes

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat is a picture book meritable of every child reader, whether he or she is just a beginner, or a bit more advanced. ("Reviews by Cat Ellington: The Complete Anthology, Vol. 1," 2018) ~ Cat Ellington

Tucker took off his cowboy hat and laid it on top of the dresser and then crossed the room to close the curtains. The big question of the night was answered - he did take off his hat for sex. ~ Cat Johnson

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5 ... she was 15. ~ Eminem

Oh cat, I'd say, or pray: be-ootiful cat! Delicious cat! Exquisite cat! Satiny cat! Cat like a soft owl, cat with paws like moths, jewelled cat, miraculous cat! Cat, cat, cat, cat. ~ Doris Lessing

I'm not a babysitter. ~ Adam Lambert

I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid ~ Ivana Trump

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter. ~ Christopher Titus

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter. ~ Vin Diesel

He jammed the sodden cap back on. The lumps of cloth clung to his skull like an overweight cat afraid of heights, and ruined the image of dignity. ~ Sarah E. Morin

Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.' (Talon) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

TV is the best babysitter. ~ John Goodman

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. ~ Trey Parker

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. ~ Pat Martin

We can't find the cat,
We don't know where she's at,
Oh, where did she go?
Does anyone know?
Let's ask this walking hat. ~ Shel Silverstein

Leo: "So ... giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
Piper: "Is that another joke? ~ Rick Riordan

Tipping your hat to a lady is good form. If you're at a dinner table, you'd most certainly take your hat off - cowboy hat, baseball hat, or otherwise. ~ Lyle Lovett

How a hat makes you feel is what a hat is all about. ~ Philip Treacy

You couldn't escape the pointy hat, though. There was nothing magical about a pointy hat except that it said that the woman underneath it was a witch. People paid attention to a pointy hat. ~ Terry Pratchett

A Cat Stevens record isn't just Cat Stevens' ideas. It's Cat Stevens and all the musicians who play with Cat Stevens, right? ~ John Darnielle

You can't get out-fought and out-desired. I don't want to see that again. I won't tolerate less than 100 percent desire. I'm their manager, not their babysitter. ~ Tim Sherwood

The best model of a cat is another cat ... , specially the same cat. ~ Arturo Rosenblueth

Any time you see a cat, the day automatically becomes 10% better. ~ Stewart Stafford

U.S. foreign policy is Manichaean. It's like a Hollywood movie. You have to know who has the white hat and who has the black hat and then go against the black hat. ~ Carlos Fuentes

When I want to be incognito, I don't wear any hat. Unfortunately, even without the hat, they now recognise me in Paris. ~ Amelie Nothomb

Justin Salinger showed up one day with a pink cowboy hat on and everyone else got really annoyed because somehow he'd managed to get the pink cowboy hat. ~ Alex Cox

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. ~ George Mikes

What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox. ~ John Green

He was
a hip cat
a hep cat
a cool cat

a bad
mad
rad cat

Oobie-do John the Sax Man Scat Man

the long
sleek
cat man!! ~ Jonathan London

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain

The Classical Study (3)

The Master has forgotten his hat.
Without his hat he cannot fly.
Without his hat his dreams escape
up.

Without his hat he cannot tip
his hat to that woman passing by
whom he remembers
from somewhere, as in a dream,

a room in a dream or maybe a beach,
a beach by the sea,
blindingly white,
hatless, he and she. ~ Michael Palmer

Here is the most valuable thing in the whole of Moomin Valley, Groke! Do you know what has grown out of this hat? Raspberry juice and fruit trees, and the most beautiful little self-propelling clouds: the only Hobgoblin's Hat in the world! ~ Tove Jansson

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. ~ William S. Burroughs

My favorite thing is when people underestimate me. ~ Cat Spydell

Your brother is hilarious! And possibly gayEntangled by Cat Clarke ~ Cat Clarke

I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and watching TV while eating everything in their kitchen. ~ Ari Graynor

Hat. A wizard without a hat was just a sad man with a suspicious taste in clothes. A wizard without a hat wasn't anyone. ~ Terry Pratchett

Light is good company, when alone; I took my comfort where I found it, and the warmest yellow bulb in the living-room lamp had become a kind of radiant babysitter all its own. ~ Aimee Bender

Cat lovers know that every cat is remarkable. ~ Gladys Taber

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. ~ Jim Davis

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~ Bill Dana

In Chicago, you can't swing a cat without hitting an Irish pub (and angering the cat), but McAnally's place stands out from the crowd. ~ Jim Butcher

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her. ~ Patricia Heaton

A well-trained cat doesn't exist because a cat remains a cat. ~ Marjane Satrapi

Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched. ~ Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

So, Wax," Wayne butted in. "Where did you say that bloke was who had my hat?"
"I told you that he got away after I shot him."
"I was hoping he'd dropped my hat, you know. Getting shot makes people drop stuff."
Waxillium sighed. "He still had it on when he left, I'm afraid."
Wayne started cursing.
"Wayne," Marasi said. "It's only a hat."
"Only a hat?" he asked, aghast.
"Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky."
"It is lucky. I ain't never died while wearing that hat. ~ Brandon Sanderson

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. ~ Roger Caras

What cat? Oh! MY CAT. The cat ... that is mine. Oh, she's ... " I had said it was a she, right? "She's fine. All meowing and purring and other cat things. ~ Cora Carmack

I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage. ~ Steven Wright

Every Thanksgiving, we all write down three things we're thankful for and put them in a hat. Then we pass the hat around the dinner table and everyone has to guess who wrote what! ~ Debby Ryan

There, now my principles are in confusion and I hate it. ~ Cat Sebastian

Everywhere you hang your hat is home. Home is the bright cave under the hat. ~ Lance Morrow

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in? ~ Eddie Izzard

The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. ~ Norbert Wiener

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? ~ Steven Wright

You just go where your high-top sneakers sneak, and don't forget to use your head. ~ Cheshire Cat

I can't walk down the street with my head up. I'm not a hat wearer, but now I'm a hat wearer. ~ Randy Harrison

Naming the Cat

I called my cat 'mystery',
she ignored the name;
using some very cat-like disdain.
Waiting a while I named her again,
asking her spirit to share in the game.
Now more allowing to me she came;
still not releasing the cat-like disdain. ~ Leland Lewis

I always keep my repertorial hat on. ~ Mark Leibovich

The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. ~ Carl Van Vechten

If you were to be stranded on a desert island, what three items would you take? I gave this frivolous answer: A cat, a hat and a piece of string. ~ Joanne Harris

Cat, gray tabby, calm, watches large, black ant. Man, rapt, stands staring at cat and ant. Ant advances along path. Ant halts, baffled. Ant back-tracks fast - straight at cat. Cat, alarmed, backs away. Man, standing, staring, laughs. Ant changes path again. Cat, calm again, watches again. ~ Lydia Davis

A book can take you to another land, even if just for a few hours.
Cat Spydell ~ Cat Spydell

It was not easy for my mother, being a struggling actress and raising a child. We were these two sort of vagabonds, never knowing where the money was going to come from. She always says she couldn't afford a babysitter, which is why she put me on the stage. ~ Christina Applegate

Two things made Tyler purr like a house cat from total contented satisfaction, but only one of them was something he could do out in public. ~ Cat Johnson

You bothered yourself and changed the season. I was left behind with your awful sounds. ~ Cat Alonso

To respect the cat is the beginning of the aesthetic sense. ~ Erasmus Darwin

Dear Gris, if there's one thing I can't abide it's a bad poet. ~ Cat Hellisen

It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bones to pave his roads? ~ Jennifer Egan

With my aversion to this cat, however, its partiality for myself seemed to increase. ~ Edgar Allan Poe

Cats are great teachers! Their teaching is very simple: You are too busy with life; give time to yourself! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

When I was a little boy I used to borrow my father's hat, and make a press card to stick in the hat band. That was the way reporters were always portrayed in the movies. ~ Charles Kuralt

I never had a hat, never wore one, but recently was given a brown suede duck-hunting hat. The moment I put it on I realized I was starved for a hat. I kept it warm by putting it on my head. I made plans to wear it especially when I was going to do any thinking. Somewhere in Virginia, I lost my hat. ~ John Cage

I have often seen a cat without a grin - but a grin without a cat - remember the cat kept appearing and disappearing slowly bit by bit. ~ Lewis Carroll

Chibi is a friend with whom I share an understanding, and who just happens to have taken on the form of a cat ~ Takashi Hiraide

The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat." ~ Elmer Davis

There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one! ~ Barbara Holland

He has made the cat his own. He invented a cat style, a cat society, a whole cat world. English cats that do not look and live like Louis Wain cats are ashamed of themselves. ~ H.G.Wells

I was brought up bilingual, but there came a point where my mom went back to work and I got a white babysitter, so sadly I lost it. Now I can understand Spanish and put words together, but I don't speak it fluently. I'm ashamed of that. ~ Michael Trevino

Gabriel: Bethany lacks understanding about the ways of the world. She still has much to learn and that makes her vulnerable."
Beth: "Do you have to make me sound like a full-time babysitting project?"
Xavier: "I happen to be an experienced babysitter. I can show you my resume if you'd like. ~ Alexandra Adornetto

One hat, one hatter. ~ Frank Beddor

One cat watches another cat
but they both will never ever be free.
Petra Hermans
October 23, 2016 ~ Petra Hermans

From the shelf. Ben's stomach churned as he pulled out Cat in the Hat and Green Eggs and Ham. Kenzie would enjoy them, but had Marianna ever read those books before? Not that Dr. Seuss was literature. What ~ Tricia Goyer

It looks rather ordinary," said the Snork. "Unless you consider that a top hat is always somewhat extraordinary, of course. ~ Tove Jansson

Can I get a cat?" Ty asked after exactly one block.
"What?"
"A cat. I want a cat. You get a bookstore, I should get a cat. ~ Abigail Roux

Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery. ~ Terry Pratchett

I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat. ~ T. S. Eliot

I could see the cat was definitely on the steps. Still on the steps, 20 minutes after Carl's call. This was strange; Amy loved the cat. The cat was declawed, the cat was never let outside, never ever, because the cat ... was sweet, but extremely stupid ... Amy knew she'd never see the cat again if he ever got out. The cat would waddle straight into the Mississippi River, "deedlie-dum," and float all the way to the Gulf of Mexico into the maw of a hungry bull shark. But it turned out, the cat wasn't even smart enough to get past the steps. ~ Gillian Flynn

Better to be the cat gazing coolly down from a high wall, its expression inscrutable. The cat that shunned petting, that needed no one. Why couldn't she be that cat? ~ Laini Taylor

The Cat
The cat licks its paw and lies down in the bookshelf nook. She can lie in a sphinx position without moving for so many hours and then turn her head to me and rise and stretch and turn her back to me and lick her paw again as if no time had passed. It hasn't and she is the sphinx with all the time in the world in the desert of her time the cat knows where flies die wees ghosts in the motes of air and shadows in sunbeams. She hears the music of the spheres and the hum in the wires of houses and the hum of the universe in interstellar spaces but prefers domestic places and the hum of the heater. ~ Lawrence Ferlinghetti

That trick's worth a new hat any day, youngster (hence the term hat trick) ~ George MacDonald Fraser

I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee. ~ Jackson Rathbone

I fall in love with one special hat, but it happens to be on the head of the old Indian who is waiting on us. It is an old black hat, broken with white lines where it must have been crumpled and stepped on and kicked, and its brim droops like a hound's ear all along one side, but it is a wonderful hat, a magic hat. D'Artagnan wore a hat like that when he came up from Gascony, and Don Quixote wore a hat like that when he went home at last. Around the crown its owner has placed a thin silver band, as simply made as a wedding ring. They do look long-married, the old man and his black hat. ~ Peter S. Beagle

So my advice is to always choose something simpler - an expressive outfit, plus a hat, can be frightening. ~ Philip Treacy

Why should anyone be frightened by a hat? ~ Antoine De Saint Exupery

I don't like Amazon (wearing my author hat, not my customer hat). ~ Charles Stross

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes. ~ Frank Sinatra

You never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege. ~ Beryl Reid

A cat never discusses his business with humans, not even Princesses. A cat never explains and never apologizes. A cat never alibis. You must accept a cat as it is and for what it is and not expect more than the pleasure of its company. ~ Terry Brooks

My aim is to change people's perceptions of what a hat can look like in the 21st century. ~ Philip Treacy

I know everything about Ty Cobb except the size of his hat. ~ Pete Rose