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MODESTY My momma, your momma, gonna catch a witch My momma, your momma, flying on a switch My momma, your momma, witches never cry My momma, your momma, witches gonna die! As ~ J.K. Rowling
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GIRL'S STORY #7: THE HARD-TO-PLEASE MOMMA

Momma, I got a B, the daughter said.
Who got an A? Momma answered.
Momma, I showed in the track meet.
Who placed? Momma answered.
Momma, I placed in the track meet.
Who won? Momma answered.
The daughter was chosen Homecoming Queen, the daughter ran all the way home, Momma, Momma, the most wonderful thing happened, I was chosen attendant to the Homecoming Queen.
Who's Queen? Momma answered.
I am, said the daughter. ~ Gabrielle Burton
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My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. ~ Jerry Lee Lewis
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Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. ~ Coolio
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Someone is about to give away the mystery of loneliness and then the train comes. A reason for living, the train comes, why she never loved him, the train comes, source of hope, train, lifetime of regret, train, never-ending heartache, train, train, train, train train. ~ Xuan Juliana Wang
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Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried. ~ Merle Haggard
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Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. ~ Ludacris
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All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love. ~ Steve Harvey
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My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT! ~ Aries Spears
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All those calm, adult discussions. When all she really wanted to do was scream for her momma, her sweet momma, the one person in the world who loved her better than anyone ever would or ever could. ~ Fannie Flagg
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People love to watch a train wreck, I suppose. ~ Ellen Pompeo
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If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun. ~ Chris Smither
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We have the opportunity to pour into them what they were created to be; and pullout the treasure that they cannot yet see. ~ Momma Moon
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Well, a little girl is more likely to trust a person who reminds her of her momma, right? Depends on what her momma's like, I thought. ~ Gillian Flynn
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Another story Momma liked to tell was about how once she and Daddy went to visit the Middletons when Momma was pregnant with me. Daddy and Mrs. Middleton were laughing at Momma, because she was a little older and was surprised that she could get pregnant. I think Momma was thirty-seven at the time. Both she and Mrs. Middleton had children around the same age, and Mrs. Middleton sort of indicated that Momma should've quit while she was ahead. Well, it turns out right after that visit, Mrs. Middleton got pregnant. "I think she got pregnant that same night," Momma would say, adding, "Don't mess with karma, Cannie Middleton." Nine months later, Mrs. Middleton also had a baby girl. ~ Robin Roberts
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As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy. ~ Martin Lawrence
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I love the chance to train with someone like Mark Twight. ~ Lena Headey
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My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. ~ Miles Davis
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Now the news came through a little black box that sat on top of the TV. Momma resisted the box and pronounced it a government attempt to spy on us, but the alternative meant no television since Momma refused to get cable. Momma declared cable full of pornography, though what I'd seen at Violet and Mike's house looked perfectly respectable. ~ Denise Grover Swank
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If you're waiting for the train of your life and not getting on another train, you're making a big mistake because almost always other trains will take you to that special train! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
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Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, ~ Chris Kyle
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You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them. ~ Brandi Carlile
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How he could sell the very stuff that took his momma from him? Did he realize that he was taking somebody else's momma from them? Did ~ Angie Thomas
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He who is in love with the station will never be attracted by the trains! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
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Decathletes have to train for every event: sprints one day, field events the next. You pump up to make yourself strong enough to throw? Try pole vaulting at 250 pounds. There are 32 guys in most decathlons, and they're in 32 little track meets. ~ Caitlyn Jenner
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I wish that I could find a girl just like my momma. ~ Jordan Hoechlin
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Cell phones, alas, have pretty much ruined train travel, which I used to love. I could read or even sketch notes for what I was working on. ~ Thomas Mallon
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I think for me I've always loved being in the water and I love training and I love being at the pool so you know it's not a chore for me to go training, but come race day I would never just train to train - I train to race. ~ Stephanie Rice
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Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star? ~ Train
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I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It's right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting. ~ Geronimo Pratt
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If you're the guy who basically shows up with coal at the locomotive, they will put it in the train. Like, they won't even assess whatever or not it's good coal.Just throw it in there. ~ Damon Lindelof
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After momma gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her. ~ Dolly Parton
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All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano. ~ Dolly Parton
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I should have known better. My momma had been a momma long enough to hear a whisper better than a shout, and I dropped my head with a sigh. Page 61 ~ Jennifer Erin Valent
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When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. ~ Corrie Ten Boom
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I'm a voracious reader, and I love to throw myself into it. ~ Owain Yeoman
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You throw away things you love less every time you are demanded to sacrifice something... ~ Tamuna Tsertsvadze
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If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi. ~ Richard Preston
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Forever can never be long enough for me to feel that i've had long enough with you ~ Train
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Train our children to love God. ~ Daniel H. Hill
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A writer writes always! (Larry Donner, Throw Mama from the Train) ~ Trish Isabella Hopkins
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People's hearts are like wild animals. They attach their selves to those that love and train them. ~ Ali Ibn Abi Talib
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If a train stops at a train station, what do you think happens at a work station? ~ Hal Varian
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Luke's momma had an impressive temper. All the Murrays had tempers, but Momma, she was another level entirely. She could rant at her husband and cook the evening meal, and whap her son upside the head all at the same time. ~ Sue Brown
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The first movies, they just put up a camera and had a train come into a train station, and everybody was amazed. That was sort of all technology. ~ George Lucas
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I was on the train from London to Paris, and all of a sudden it just popped into my head: I'm going to do the Don Loper fashion show from 'I Love Lucy.' ~ Tom Ford
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The biggest danger is that actors become entirely too dependent on the idea of training. They think that if they continue to train and train and train, it's going to make them better. ~ Titus Welliver
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You remind me that there's a time to change ~ Train
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You train hard and I'll train hard, and may the best man win, and good luck to both of us. ~ Manny Pacquiao
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I love getting back to Wivenhoe. I get out of my wig, bustle and costume in three minutes flat at the end of the play before jumping into a taxi outside the theater and catching the train home. ~ Joan Hickson
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Having blown up my own long-term marriage via an extramarital affair, followed by a traumatic divorce, I tend to think of love as less a gently glowing hearth than a set of flaming train tracks you strap yourself onto. ~ Sandra Tsing Loh
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There's something about the sound of a train that's very romantic and nostalgic and hopeful. ~ Paul Simon
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You can look out of your life like a train & see what you're heading for, but you can't stop the train. ~ Philip Larkin
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Young man: Be honest; train yourself for useful work; love God. ~ Milton S. Hershey
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Most people who ask me what's my favorite song, expect that it's 'Midnight Train' or 'Neither One of Us.' But actually, it's always kinda been 'The Need to Be' because of what it says. I love the way that song was written, I love the melody, I love everything about it. ~ Gladys Knight
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Mina wanted some of the kind of love Momma gave to her children, where love was the first and deepest thing, and the questions came later and the answers wouldn't matter much measured up against the love. ~ Cynthia Voigt
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Eat a lot and train hard, I am sure that you will succeed. ~ Serge Nubret
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I am loving being Momma. I really, really am. ~ Barbara Mandrell
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Progress comes to those who train and train; reliance on secret techniques will get you nowhere. ~ Morihei Ueshiba
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I don't train to look good in the mirror. I train to make improvements in my game. ~ Duncan Keith
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I would rather train someone and lose them, than not train them and keep them ~ Zig Ziglar
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Most train to be part of the game. The greatest train to be the game: I am the game. Third-and-9, two-minutes left, that's what I train for. I train for moments everyone runs from. I run for them. ~ Michael Irvin
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Between the time the last train leaves and the first train arrives, the place changes: it's not the same as in daytime. ~ Haruki Murakami
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We'll see what you find out," Stew said. "You'll find out what it feels like to be thrown from a speeding train to the rocky bottom of a drained sea. Except you won't really find out, because you'll be dead. Get it? What I mean is, it'll kill you when I throw you from this train so you'll be in no state to find out what it feels like. Get it? Due to your death by falling from a train. ~ Lemony Snicket
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He looked left and she turned right ment to be together but not that night ... ~ Train
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I love that sense of release as you throw yourself into the crowd as hundreds of arms are carrying you. ~ Florence Welch
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I have German Shepherds that I train and have brought back to Germany. I love going there. ~ Ted Shackelford
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Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. ~ J. Cole
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Honey, I am the chief of my train. If critics want to hop on board, fantastic. There's plenty of room. The KP train is fun. ~ Katy Perry
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Throw out old clothes and shoes, and train your brain to get rid of old thoughts and ideas. ~ Karen Salmansohn
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I love to rock, but it's liberating not to always have to keep up with the freight train that is the Old 97's ~ Rhett Miller
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I love sitting through long things. I mean, 'Gone With the Wind' I will sit through; I love sitting somewhere for four hours, for anything. I love being on a train. I love sitting down for four hours. I think it's the most wonderful thing to be able to sit somewhere and concentrate on something for more than two hours. ~ Andre Leon Talley
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Momma said that ghosts couldn't move over water. That's why Africans got trapped in the Americas.. They kept moving us over the water, stealing us away from our ghosts and ancestors, who cried salty rivers into the sand. That's where Momma was now, wailing at the water's edge, while her girls were pulled out of sight under white sails that cracked in the wind. ~ Laurie Halse Anderson
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My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. ~ Jay Rock
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I bicycle 12,000-foot mountain passes, run, cross train, skate-ski, hike and mountain bike. ~ Carre Otis
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I train, for me, very smartly. I don't train heavy, I do a lot of isometrics. ~ Jean-Claude Van Damme
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I'm no good at goodbyes

-50 Ways To Say Goodbye ~ Train
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The parents have not only to train their children: it is of at least equal importance that they should train themselves. ~ Havelock Ellis
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I would just love to do something where I'd have to train and work really hard and do one of those types of action movies, which a lot of women are doing now. ~ Christina Milian
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Well it's not just a daydream if you decide to make it your life. ~ Train
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All the while I was trying to figure out if I knew anyone who had married and stayed in love for decades. I thought about Daddy and Momma. Daddy had loved Momma with a great passion. Everyone knew that. But, why? I knew why! The ugly truth was that he loved her because of how she made him feel, not because of who she was. Was that the nature of a man's love for a woman? Not what you bring to the table, but how you make him feel? I was drinking a cup ~ Dorothea Benton Frank
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Everybody loses. We all got bruises. ~ Train
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You'll be loved even if you're a fucking train-wreck, you just have to find the junk dealer who knows your worth. ~ Nitya Prakash
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I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself. ~ Captain Beefheart
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An ending is something like a caboose on a train that just pulled out so that there's room for the train that's now arriving. The problem is, we forget that a caboose is only one part of one train. ~ Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Train hard and try new things; everything you do outside of the cage counts as experience inside the cage. ~ Jose Aldo
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You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. ~ Jeff Foxworthy
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She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's a time to change
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June. ~ Train
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I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home. ~ Demetri Martin
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'The Polar Express' began with the idea of a train standing alone in the woods. I asked myself, 'What if a boy gets on that train? Where does he go?' ~ Chris Van Allsburg
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Momma, a welfare cheater. A criminal who couldn't stand to se her kids go hungry, or grow up in slumbs and end up mugging people in dar corners. I guess the system didn't want her to get off relief, the way it kept sending social workers around to be sure Momma wasn't trying to make things better. ~ Dick Gregory
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Love is like graffiti on the train,
Meaning love isn't easy to explain ~ Tonedeff
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I watch 'The Bachelor'. It's one of those things where I always think if it didn't exist and it was on 'SNL,' we would think it would be a ridiculous, funny idea. But it actually exists ... It's a glorious train wreck that I love to watch. ~ Jamie-Lynn Sigler
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We often dream that a special train will come and take us to a wonderful place and thus we start waiting for the train! But that special train is already in the station; you are waiting for the train inside the train! The train is this very moment! This moment is special and this place is wonderful because you are alive in this very moment! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
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Good to see a youngster who appreciates the importance of being......Well Armed. But...That's not how we play TAG......Where I come from.
~Train Heartnet ~ Kentaro Yabuki
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I just see a huge train wreck coming down. You and I have discussed this many times, and I don't see any results yet. ~ Max Baucus
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I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. ~ Charlie Sheen
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Champions are everywhere, you just have to train them properly ~ Arthur Lydiard
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That's the key to defending any quarterback: to make them throw before they want to throw. ~ Tony Dungy
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There is no act, however trivial, but has its train of consequences. ~ Samuel Smiles
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