Jesus Smoking Dope Quotes

How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton? ~ Brian Boyle

I wrote a song called 'Green Day' because I was smoking a lot of dope. ~ Billie Joe Armstrong

I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. ~ Ozzy Osbourne

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Rope a Dope would not have existed without the Big Dope. ~ George Foreman

They sat smoking the dead mans dope until the chopper came ~ Tim O'Brien

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral. ~ George Burns

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t ~ Dave Chappelle

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ~ Harold Robbins

They call it the rope-a-dope. Well, I'm the dope. Ali just laid on the rope and I, like a dope, kept punching until I got tired. But he was probably the most smart fighter I've ever gotten into the ring with. ~ George Foreman

Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a
commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. ~ Abbie Hoffman

Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers. ~ Ben Jonson

You aint gotta be a dope boy to have money. ~ T.I.

My life is dope and I do dope shit. ~ Kanye West

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself ~ Barbara Kelly

I love Prince, thought he was super dope. ~ Deon Cole

it's hard to find people who actually like smoking. Some are hooked; others try forcefully until they are hooked as well. ~ Neeraj Agnihotri

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks ~ Phil Anselmo

He had smoked dope exactly twice, but stopped when he realized it was called dope for a reason. ~ Christopher Pike

I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives. ~ Richard Littlejohn

Vakill's like Columbians sitting in a circle, my name has a dope ring to it ~ Vakill

I used to say, for me, writing was like walking a high wire, and heroin made me forget there was no net. Which is a fancy way of saying dope made me forget how shitty I felt for being on dope. ~ Jerry Stahl

The deep art ... That's the part that has to be guarded like a miser would his money ... Like a dope addict would his dope ... Like a lover with their love. ~ Alonzo King

Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you. ~ Anthony Liccione

There was a time when the only thing I liked about sex was the cigarette after. Then I grew up and gave up smoking. ~ Chloe Thurlow

There will never be a better time to start quitting smoking than today ~ Lord Chesterfield

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. ~ Mark Twain

With what dope I got I think it fills me in pretty well. ~ Dashiell Hammett

I'm in between homes right now, but my last house was dope. ~ Method Man

Even as a dope fiend mama. You always was a black queen mama. ~ Tupac Shakur

It's not the cigarette that kills you, it's the thought behind the cigarette ~ Raghu Venkatesh

First ship them dope, let them deal to brothers, give them guns, step back and watch them kill each other. ~ Tupac Shakur

Smoking eats.. YOU. ~ Vikrmn

If you are what you eat then feed me dope. ~ Big Daddy Kane

If you'll remember, helping people was one of the two basic things Fat has been told long ago to give up; helping people and taking dope. He had stopped taking dope, but all his energy and enthusiasm were now totally channeled into saving people. Better he had kept on with the dope. ~ Philip K. Dick

STOP TREATING DOPE PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE REGULAR ~ Qwana Reynolds-Frasier

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit. ~ Jack Nicholson

Ok to ban smoking from workplaces, but not to ban smoking. ~ Mike Huckabee

I was diagnosed with paranoia for fear of never smoking weed again. ~ Eddie Bravo

I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar. ~ Christine Lahti

Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. It makes growing up genuinely worthwhile. I am quite well aware of the hazards of smoking. Smoking is not a healthful pastime, it is true. Smoking is indeed no bracing dip in the ocean, no strenuous series of calisthenics, no two laps around the reservoir. On the other hand, smoking has to its advantage the fact that is a quiet pursuit. Smoking is, in effect a dignified sport. ~ Fran Lebowitz

I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope. ~ LIZ

Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss ~ Sigmund Freud

Reading was like a drug, a dope. The novels created moods in which I lived for days. ~ Richard Wright

I am fed up with a system which busts the pot smoker and lets the big dope racketeer go free. ~ George McGovern

In terms of my lungs, pot smoking is not like cigarette smoking. It doesn't affect the lungs as quickly, or as much over time. If I stopped pot smoking today, my lungs could heal probably 100 percent in a few years. ~ Doug Benson

Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking. ~ Eric Roberts

Coming from New York, you're kind of indoctrinated with anti-L.A. sentiment, but California is just a really dope state. ~ Jesse Williams

Radio's a scary thing for me. It's dope to be on there. ~ Mac Miller

I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking. ~ Tommy Chong

I've got a dope sense of humor, brah. ~ Alan

I'm clean and dope like heroin soap ~ Andy Milonakis

He cold, he dope, he might sell coke He always in the air but he never fly coach ~ Nicki Minaj

Not only will giving up cigarettes put more money in your pocket, your body will thank you for it. ~ Auliq Ice

I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part. ~ Harris Wittels

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying? ~ Chuck Palahniuk

I am against all machines. It's no wonder that so many Americans go on dope when they have no other cultural stimulus than a television. ~ James Purdy

"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!" ~ Henny Youngman

Once you get hooked on the airline business, it's worse than dope. ~ Ed Acker

Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good. ~ Liam Neeson

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler. ~ Jimmy Cannon

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs. ~ King James I

Man is a victim of dope
In the incurable form of hope! ~ Ogden Nash

I was once a shameless, full-time dope fiend. ~ Gus Van Sant

Yeah,' I said and started smoking another cigarette. Unless I inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette. ~ Martin Amis

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

I started smoking because I thought it was sexy. Now I smoke because I feel sexy when I'm smoking. Is that what they call addiction? ~ Chloe Thurlow

We live in an era where it ain't about dope rhymes.
When beef is online, and how big is your co-sign ... ~ Jon Connor

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. ~ Trey Parker

[I] never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and promote such family-destroying conduct on stage. ~ Ted Nugent

Water inflated the belly
Of Hart Crane, and of Shelley.
Coleridge was a dope.
Southwell died on a rope. ~ Roy Fuller

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people. ~ Bob Schieffer

You are not smoking cigarette, it's cigarette that is smoking you. ~ Vikrmn

I like smoking pot, but I'm not the kind of guy who smokes every day. ~ Etgar Keret

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues." ~ P. J. O'Rourke

Every time you try to quit smoking you are actually getting closer to staying smoke free ~ Henry Ford

If anyone wants to know what the definition of 'dope' means, it's: 'Definition of Public Enemy.' ~ Flavor Flav

If you're a dope like me, you get every sports channel you can get. I'm watching, you know, Netherlands soccer. ~ Michael Keaton

I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed ... so drastically, I couldn't believe it myself. ~ Bob Dylan

It's always dope being able to perform with your girlfriend and get money with your girlfriend. ~ Meek Mill

Here is my theory: If smoking is really good, you should be able to smoke and do nothing else at the same time, really focusing all your attention on smoking and how it makes you feel. ~ Gudjon Bergmann

We have too many preacherettes preaching too many sermonettes to too many Christianettes smoking cigarettes. ~ Leonard Ravenhill

There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber. ~ Jimi Hendrix

I don't sell dope, I sell hope. ~ Cee Lo Green

I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me. ~ Joseph Bruce

The-one of the odd things that's going on with smoking these days is that in the '90s, smoking at movies in the '90s, there were more movies showing smoking than there were in the '60s. ~ Joe Eszterhas

I was not rebelling by smoking dope or drinking, I was testing ideas. I was experimenting with voice, what I could say and still be heard in an atmosphere of prescribed truths. ~ Terry Tempest Williams

Who the hell uses a burner cell phone when they're not trying to hide something? [..] Only dope dealers, and Hell's Angels, and Tony Soprano use burner cell phones. ~ Pat Martin

Dope never helped anybody sing better or play music better or do anything better. All dope can do for you is kill you - and kill you the long, slow, hard way. And it can kill the people you love right along with you. ~ Billie Holiday

I quit smoking in December. I'm really depressed about it. I love smoking, I love fire, I miss lighting cigarettes. I like the whole thing about it, to me it turns into the artist's life, and now people like Bloomberg have made animals out of smokers, and they think that if they stop smoking everyone will live forever. ~ David Lynch

There's a demon in me, and he's still around. Without the dope, we have a bit more of a chat these days. ~ Keith Richards

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic ~ MC Hammer

I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form. ~ Winston Churchill

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point. ~ Jason Sudeikis

Lay off the needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. ~ Abbie Hoffman

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. ~ Dave Barry

They were smoking cigarettes in the deliberate self-conscious way of smoking teenagers: ~ John Darnielle