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I was a free man, and I'd survived prison without being arse raped or beaten to a pulp.
So how come I felt so f**king sad?
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I was a free man,
At the court hearing, Howard Weitzman told the judge that if they were gonna ban 'Suicide Solution' and hold me responsible for some poor kid shooting himself, then they'd have to ban Shakespeare, 'cos Romeo and Juliet's about suicide, too.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: At the court hearing, Howard
I remember taking my entire wardrobe with me on that trip.
It consisted of one shirt on a wire hanger, and one pair of underpants in a carrier bag.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I remember taking my entire
Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Rock music is not meant
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: The funny thing is, I
I've had so much good luck happen to me that I can't handle bad luck.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I've had so much good
People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?"
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: People want it to be
God is within you. God is a nice feeling. He's the flowers and smells and the nice things in life.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: God is within you. God
All these polo-necked wankers from grammar schools were going out and buying songs like 'San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)'. Flowers in your hair? Do me a f**king favour.
[...]
Who gave a dog's arse about what people were doing in San Francisco, anyway? The only flowers anyone saw in Aston were the ones they threw in the hole after you when you croaked it at the age of fifty-three 'cos you'd worked yourself to death.
I hated those hippy-dippy songs, man.
Really hated them.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: All these polo-necked wankers from
You can never take the violence back.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: You can never take the
He [dad] always had some kind of trouble with his leg. He'd have bandages wrapped around it all the time but he'd never go and see a doctor. He'd rather have dropped dead than go to a doctor. He was terrified of them, like a lot of people his age were. And he'd never take a day off work. If he ever stayed at home feeling ill, it was time to call the undertaker.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: He [dad] always had some
That was the end of it.
Lights out.
For ever.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: That was the end of
I hated school. Hated it.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I hated school. Hated it.
The Beatles gave me everything. Especially Paul McCartney. I adore him.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: The Beatles gave me everything.
I never thought I could write anything or do a show sober, ever. But I did the Black Sabbath shows sober, and it was so much better fun for me, and everybody.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I never thought I could
I hardly ever went to the AA [alcoholics anonymous] meetings. I've just never felt comfortable in those places. It's my worst zone. I'll get up and sing my heart out in front of two hundred thousand people at a rock festival, but when I've got to talk about the way I feel to people I've never met before, I can't do it. There's nothing to hide behind.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I hardly ever went to
But the thing with us was, we didn't really need anyone to make us world famous – we were already halfway there.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: But the thing with us
Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, you got to believe in foolish miracles.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Nobody ever told me, I
Voices in the darkness scream away my mental health, can I ask a question to help me save me from myself?
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Voices in the darkness scream
I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I am a raging alcoholic,
There is something f-king unbelievable about seeing all of the fans go crazy and chanting 'Ozzy!' I would pay to see them..
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: There is something f-king unbelievable
I'd always admired The Beatles for starting out as a bubblegum pop group and then getting heavier and heavier as their albums went on, and here was me going in the opposite direction.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'd always admired The Beatles
Shock is a very weird thing.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Shock is a very weird
If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: If you can laugh at
Mind you, no one who lives in the real world spends the whole time going around saying, 'Oh yes,darling, I understand, let's talk about our "feelings", lah-dee-f**king-dah.' People who say they've never had a cross word are living on another f**king planet.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Mind you, no one who
Out of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Out of everything I've lost,
I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I cannot turn down this
There are no impossible dreams.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: There are no impossible dreams.
'Wow, dude, come in,' said Tommy [Lee], when I rang the door-bell. 'I can't believe it. Ozzy Osbourne's in my house.'
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: 'Wow, dude, come in,' said
It's funny, you learn a lot about people when you're on the road like that. Every morning, for example, Bill would have a cup of coffee, a glass of orange juice, a glass of milk, and a beer. Always in the same order. I asked him why he did it once.
'Well,' he said, 'the coffee's to wake me up, the orange juice is to give me some vitamins to stop me getting sick, the milk's to coat my stomach for the rest of the day, and the beer's to put me back to sleep again.'
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: It's funny, you learn a
All I ever wanted to do was to do something good so that my parents could be proud of me.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: All I ever wanted to
For years I've had neurological problems. I used to shake a lot and I was on medication - I paid about $700,000 for one year of pills. I was taking 40-odd different ones a day.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: For years I've had neurological
The introduction of heartache began as a child.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: The introduction of heartache began
I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I open the door for
My wife can sniff out a lie from six thousand miles away. And I'm the world's worst liar, anyway.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: My wife can sniff out
Y'know, swearing is just part of who we are – we're forever effing and blinding.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Y'know, swearing is just part
The funny thing is, I'm actually quite interested in the Bible, and I've tried to read it several times. But I've only ever got as far as the bit about Moses being 720 years old, and I'm like, `What were these people smoking back then?' The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns. But I believe that there's day, there's night, there's good, there's bad, there's black, there's white. If there is a God, it's nature. If there's a Devil, it's nature.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: The funny thing is, I'm
When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: When you're young, you're stupid.
I was twenty now, and had given up all hope of being a singer or ever getting out of Aston. PA system or no PA system, it wasn't going to happen. I'd convinced myself that there was no point in even trying, because I was just going to fail, like I had at school, at work, and at everything else I'd ever tried. 'You ain't no good as a singer,' I told myself. 'You can't even play an instrument, so what hope d'you have?'
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I was twenty now, and
I couldn't believe it when I learned that people actually 'practised the occult'. These freaks with white make-up and black robes would come up to us after our gigs and invite us to black masses at Highgate Cemetery in London. I'd say to them, 'Look, mate, the only evil spirits I'm interested in are called whisky, vodka and gin.'
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I couldn't believe it when
We set up our gear for the tune-up and Tony [Iommi] launched into the opening riff of 'Black Sabbath' – doh, doh, doooohnnnn – but before I'd got through the first line of lyrics the manager had run on to the stage, red in the face, and was shouting, 'STOP, STOP, STOP! Are you f**king serious? This isn't Top-Forty pop covers! Who are you people?'
'Earth,' said Tony, shrugging. 'You booked us, remember?'
'I didn't book this. I thought you were going to play "Mellow Yellow" and "California Dream-in'".'
'Who – us?' laughed Tony.
'That's what your manager told me!'
'Jim Simpson told you that?'
'Who the hell's Jim Simpson?'
'Ah,' said Tony, finally working out what had happened. He turned to us and said, 'Lads, I think we might not be the only band called Earth.'

He was right: there was another Earth on the C-list gig circuit. But they didn't play satanic music. They played pop and Motown covers.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: We set up our gear
Tony Iommi - the undisputed king of demonic heavy rock riffs. In this area, no one had never surpassed him.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Tony Iommi - the undisputed
It [retirement] was absolutely boring. You can't go and say, 'I'm retired now. That's it!' It won't take long and you're really gone for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with your name on it. That's the moment you're really retiring - when you die.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: It [retirement] was absolutely boring.
Today you hear people saying that we invented heavy metal with the song 'Black Sabbath'. But I've always had a bee up my arse about the term 'heavy metal'. To me, it doesn't say anything musically, especially now that you've got seventies heavy metal, eighties heavy metal, nineties heavy metal and new - millennium heavy metal – which are all completely different, even though people talk about them like they're all the same.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Today you hear people saying
I'll always be an outrageous character.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'll always be an outrageous
When you get to 60, the word "retirement" comes in on every conversation.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: When you get to 60,
I think that anyone who eats meat should visit a slaughterhouse at least once in their life, just to see what goes on. It's a bloody, filthy, putrid f**king business.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I think that anyone who
I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'd rather see twenty thousand
I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I can honestly say, all
Children of the future, watching empires fall. Madness the cup they drink from, self destruction the toll.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Children of the future, watching
The road to nowhere leads to me.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: The road to nowhere leads
Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees
In the Seventies I was so scared I wouldn't go on stage.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: In the Seventies I was
I'm not so comfortable with politicians. Meeting them always just feels weird and a bit creepy, no matter who it is. For example, I met Tony Blair during The Osbournes period at this thing called the Pride of Britain Awards. He was all right, I suppose; very charming. But I couldn't get over the fact that our young soldiers were dying out in the Middle East and he could still find the time to hang around with pop stars.
Then he came over to me and said, 'I was in a rock'n'roll band once, y'know?'
I said, 'So I believe, Prime Minister.'
'But I could never work out the chords to "Iron Man".'
I wanted to say, 'F**k me, Tony, that's a staggering piece of information, that is. I mean, you're at war with Afghanistan, people are getting blown up all over the place, so who honestly gives a f**k that you could never work out the chords to "Iron Man"?'
But they're all the same, so there's no point getting wound up about it.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'm not so comfortable with
I believe in what I do. I mean, I don't go out - I don't have the clothes or drink anymore, I don't do drugs or any of that. I used to. But I got very ready to get me out of the house.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I believe in what I
And if it wasn't as good as before, what was the point of doing it? There wasn't a point, as far as I was concerned.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: And if it wasn't as
I'm like a junky without an addiction.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'm like a junky without
I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'll buy myself some plastic
That night, at God knows what hour, Bill phoned me up and shouted, 'Ozzy, I think my
house is haunted!'
'Sell tickets then,' I told him, and put the phone down.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: That night, at God knows
There are no incurable ills.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: There are no incurable ills.
Taking five or ten or fifteen years to make an album, like Guns N' Roses did, is just f**king ridiculous, end of story. By that time, your career's died, been resurrected, and then died again.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Taking five or ten or
I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I couldn't be a royal.
Never in a million years did I think I'd end up making a career out of singing. I didn't think it was possible. As far as I knew, the only way I could make any dough was to go and work in a factory, like everyone else in Aston.
Or rob a f**king bank.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Never in a million years
I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I would lock myself in
I suppose there's a lot of people that've got a better life than me. But I don't know, I feel very fortunate and very blessed.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I suppose there's a lot
I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it I never went for a pint. I went to a pub to get f**ked up. If it was just going for a pint that would be ok but once I start I just can't stop.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I do miss the social
What can go wrong will go wrong.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: What can go wrong will
'Ozzy, is it true you got busted for pissing on the Alamo?' he asked me.
'Yeah,' I told him. 'It's true.'
'Shit, man,' he said. 'We piss on it every night on our way home.'
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: 'Ozzy, is it true you
If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: If that's the only thing
I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I like the word f-k.
Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above. We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Take my hand and we'll
There are no unachievable goals.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: There are no unachievable goals.
Rock and roll is my religion.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Rock and roll is my
I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I've made a career out of it now.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I used to get upset
My last good memory of the eighties, before everything went dark, was being sent to Wormwood Scrubs. Not because I'd broken the law again – amazingly – but because I was asked to play a gig there.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: My last good memory of
The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: The most unbelievable thing about
Love and peace to everyone. May your God go with you.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Love and peace to everyone.
Mick Jagger, the greatest of all front men I've ever met in my life.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Mick Jagger, the greatest of
I'm out doing my deal, I'm turning people on. What's wrong with taking people away from their everyday mundane situation and having a good, fun night for an hour and a half at a rock'n'roll scene?
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'm out doing my deal,
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'm about caring, I'm about
I have the greatest respect for Tony Iommi.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I have the greatest respect
I remember coming to in white room, with white walls, and people all around me covered in white sheets and thinking, F**k, I'm in the morgue. Then I heard a hissing noise next to my bed.
Pssst, pssst.
I looked down and there was this kid holding up a pen and a copy of „Bark at the Moon".
'Will you sign this for me?' he asked.
'F**k off,' I told him. 'I'm dead.'
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I remember coming to in
I remember saying to Tony [Iommi], 'Did you hear how heavy that Led Zeppelin album sounded?'
Without missing a beat, he replied, 'We'll be heavier.'
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I remember saying to Tony
I know that I'm here - I believe that I'm here for a purpose. I believe in forces of fate.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I know that I'm here
A child of broken mind, the fear that I hide behind.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: A child of broken mind,
Tell me where do I belong in a sick society?
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Tell me where do I
I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'm not a musician -
There are no unwinnable wars.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: There are no unwinnable wars.
The Jesus freaks were the worst. While the 'Suicide Solution' case was going through the courts they followed me around everywhere. They would picket my shows with signs that read, 'The Anti-Christ Is Here'. And they'd always be chanting: 'Put Satan behind you! Put Jesus
in front of you!'
One time, I made my own sign – a smiley face with the words 'Have a Nice Day' – and went out and joined them. They didn't even notice. Then, just as the gig was about to start, I put down the sign, said, 'See ya, guys,' and went back to my dressing room.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: The Jesus freaks were the
I think if a man can create something like an atom bomb, he can surely create something with his own mind.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I think if a man
'Someone's gonna die before this is over,' I said to Doc McGhee. [...]
'I don't think someone's gonna die, Ozzy. I think we're all gonna die.'
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: 'Someone's gonna die before this
I'm not a big fan of TV. It's an unavoidable situation being Ozzy Osbourne, people want you to go on chat shows, and I'm not good at it. I don't feel comfortable doing it.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'm not a big fan
It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f-king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f-king once, for Christ's sake.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: It took a lot of
Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It's not very rock and roll, but it's like a magic potion to me.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Chocolate thickens the saliva, which
Won't you ride my white horse?
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Won't you ride my white
Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there's no excuse for being cruel, even if you're a bored teenage kid.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: Killing a pig for a
A foolish picture I live in disgust, degradation being eaten by lust.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: A foolish picture I live
My heart stopped twice. They had to stab me to drain the blood from my lungs because I was drowning in my own blood.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: My heart stopped twice. They
I can't do anything in moderation.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I can't do anything in
I'm into rock'n'roll because rock'n'roll, to me, means freedom.
Ozzy Osbourne Quotes: I'm into rock'n'roll because rock'n'roll,
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