LIZ Quotes

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.

I've been writing for myself since I was a teenager - I got into top-lining for some other artists/producers, but the focus was always on my own stuff.

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my life and we talk about things openly, they know every song is true to something that I'm either going through or have gone through before.

All the pain on the outside can not undo what is felt on the inside.

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!

It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.

I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.

Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser ... I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!

I grew up around a lot of boys - all my friends on my street were boys, so I was the only girl for a while hanging out with them. I have a little bit of a tomboy aspect; I love to be comfortable. But, I do have a sexy girly side as well - I just love sportswear.

In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.

I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

Life is about learning new things and relearning old things.

Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.

Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!