God For Twitter Quotes

For startups, SM is now crucial: it has never been cheaper and easier to reach one's customers. Entrepreneurs should thank God for Twitter, Facebook ... ~ Guy Kawasaki

Let fear or doubt be your indicator that you have disconnected with your spirit. Be honest, waste no time, reconnect and you'll master your life, because there're no negatives within your spirit. ~ Val Uchendu

I think most artists will experience a lot of negative people on Twitter but, thank God, I've got so many followers that I'm not able to see them that much. I'll see some from time to time but, for the most part, I always focus on something good. ~ Nicki Minaj

How do god fit him ass in them jeans when he is, in fact, Everywhere ~ Patricia Lockwood

I think of this girl, this bright light coming from such a dark place. I know that the things she believes about God and the Bible and hope and all that are very real to her. They're not nice sayings on Twitter just to fill a box. They're the things she truly believes.
I'm not sure I'm ready to rejoice, and I'm not quite ready to pray.
The cool thing is that Marvel knows this. She knows this and doesn't seem to mind. ~ Travis Thrasher

Evan slung his arm over my shoulder. "That's my mom and dad," he pointed to a couple approaching us as families trickled onto the field. "Mom! Get a picture of me and she-wolf?"
"Sure, sure," the strawberry blonde lady said, digging in her purse. "Aha! Here it is. I'm Elaine, Evan's mom," she announced to us. "Now smile!"
I smiled but just before the flash went off Evan kissed my cheek. I gasped in surprise, probably making the funniest face known to man.
Evan snatched the camera from his mom and laughed. "That is totally going to be my facebook profile pic. Take a look she-wolf."
He turned the camera so I could see the image on the screen.
Oh, God.
I narrowed my eyes and pointed a finger at Evan. "You better promise me that, that picture never sees the light of day."
"Well, technically it's already seen the light of day, seeing as it's the morning and all."
"Evan, you know what I mean."
"Fine," he lowered his head, "I won't post it on facebook."
"Or twitter, instagram, or any other picture sharing site. Got it? Maybe you should just delete it now?"
"Nah," Evan grinned. "I'm keeping this forever and ever as proof that I kissed the she-wolf. ~ Micalea Smeltzer

Twitter is more than just a collection of fleeting observations about everyday life. Twitter can connect people to events, information and each other in ways that have never been experienced before. ~ Ian Lamont

Some say Twitter is overrated.
Some love it, others hate it.
I guess it depends on what you've got,
If you have guts to write a funny plot! ~ Ana Claudia Antunes

140characters is twitter's simple way of saying 'know your limits ~ Prajakta Mhadnak

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! ~ E.A. Bucchianeri

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of his time on Twitter. He used to Twitter in the chamber. He used to Twitter at night. He used to Twitter probably in bed at home, but I am not going to go any further there. ~ Campbell Newman

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I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly said on Twitter before I was even on Twitter. So then I had to get on Twitter to say: 'This is me. I'm on Twitter. If there's somebody else saying that they're me on Twitter, they're not.' ~ Anna Kendrick

Wanna sound smart and witty? Then quote smart and witty people. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Twitter has 300 million active users, but 40 per cent of people just use Twitter to read not tweet. ~ Anonymous

I love Twitter; I'm on Twitter quite a lot. ~ Nick Frost

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy! ~ Twitter

I don't keep up with Twitter all day long. ~ Jill Abramson

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... ~ E.A. Bucchianeri

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. ~ E.A. Bucchianeri

Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it's not my thing. ~ Vince Vaughn

This, today, right now, will seem like the good old days in 2 weeks. Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Twitter is a serious writing distraction.
As are grapefruits.
The two have nothing else in common. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

I don't use Twitter for bad. ~ Kevin Hart

Even though I knew my way around Facebook, Twitter terrified me. RT? OH? Hootsuite? Huh? My Twitter-savvy friends attempted to explain what a hashtag was, but, still mystified, I signed up for an online Twitter 101 class. Yes. I'm geeky like that. ~ Sarah Mlynowski

Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead. ~ Lauren Leto

Twitter's been interesting. I'm kind of a tech geek, but I've never been a Facebook or Twitter guy. Surprisingly, I've really enjoyed Twitter because I get to connect with fans. ~ Reid Scott

While the senate goes on spring break during a deadly pandemic, they're telling us peasants to go back to work, because the billionaires need more billions. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 70-year-old dumbfuck. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I look at Twitter as brand building. ~ Kevin O'Leary

I'm not on Twitter. ~ Megan Fox

Twitter is unspeakably irritating. Twitter stands for everything I oppose, ~ Jonathan Franzen

I'm much nicer in person than on Twitter. ~ Chrissy Teigen

Twitter has a several-hour advantage in getting information. ~ Frank Quattrone

I do see an interest in writing for Twitter. ~ Lydia Davis

You tweeted?" I question.

"Twitter, social networking, innit?"

"I know what Twitter is, Jimmy."

Jimmy smiles devilishly. This guy is bad news through and through. "Stay off Twitter, Sweet Lips, it's full of celebrity wannabe's and wanna-don't-be's. ~ Heidi McLaughlin

Did you ever think one day you'd live through a global pandemic, with a doomsday virus, and the Joker is president? Sounds like a bad made-for-TV scifi movie. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

You won't see Moonves on Twitter. ~ Leslie Moonves

I think, like, Twitter is somewhat difficult sometimes, and it can be kind of negative. ~ Chrissy Teigen

When it comes to Twitter tweets I try to write things that are brilliant or sweet ~ Stanley Victor Paskavich

If you use it intelligently, Twitter can be a form of engineered serendipity. ~ Jason Silva

I don't have a Twitter account. ~ Anna Chlumsky

Twitter can be great and very bad. ~ LeAnn Rimes

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs. ~ Rob Delaney

I can't shake the feeling that all these conspiracy theorists are in on it. ~ Wynne McLaughlin

Mazda [Ahura] checked his phone and quickly received the message, "Neat," he cracked a half smile, "I think I like Twitter. ~ Dylan Callens

Social Media begins with a story - your story. ~ Germany Kent

What is Twitter?! I don't know what Twitter is! Everyone keeps inviting me to Twitter and everyone's going on about twittering and tweeting and this whole thing, and I just don't understand it. ~ Emma Roberts

On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? ~ Christina Aguilera

Twitter is the limit of me putting myself out there. ~ Matthew Lewis

Twitter hates tabloids, but Twitter is constantly acting like a tabloid, repeating the mistakes of the things we're hoping to better. ~ Jon Ronson

Twitter is a very easy way to keep in touch. ~ Evan Williams

On my iPhone 3GS, I use 'Instagram', 'Twitter' and 'Touch'. ~ Jan Koum

Twitter is great and it's glorious and it's easy, but if somebody comes up with something kind of like Twitter tomorrow, that's better or smarter or more useful, in three weeks time, Twitter could more or less be history because that's how fast things go. ~ Neil Gaiman

Mike Pence, the most anti-science religious fundamentalist in Washington, is now in charge of America's biggest science project ever: finding a cure for the coronavirus. I think we all better start praying. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Maybe history wouldn't have to repeat itself if we listened once in awhile. ~ Wynne McLaughlin

Twitter's probably my bad habit. ~ Nicola Sturgeon

If you want to write a negative review, don't tickle me gently with your aesthetic displeasure about my work. Unleash the goddamn Kraken.
[on Twitter, July 17, 2012] ~ Scott Lynch

No, coronavirus is not just the flu. It's highly contagious pneumonia. Covid19 is to the flu what heroin is to aspirin. Vaguely similar, but not at all the same. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

I don't use Twitter. I'm a serious person. ~ Paolo Sorrentino

I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account. ~ Dev Patel

I hear YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging to form a super Social Media site - YouTwitFace. ~ Conan O'Brien

I think it's hard to compare 'Twitter' and 'Instagram'. Twitter has a more mature business. ~ Kevin Systrom

Just because someone uses Twitter doesn't mean they shouldn't use WordPress, and vice versa. ~ Matt Mullenweg

Anytime I go on Twitter, there's always the good but the bad as well. ~ Rita Ora

Twitter isn't a social network, it's an information network. ~ Evan Williams

I've never done Twitter. ~ J.J. Abrams

I'm rubbish at Twitter. ~ Laura Carmichael

I think it's very helpful having Twitter and all that. I mainly talk about work on Twitter. I keep my personal life separate from my work life, but I think it helps because everybody's on the Internet now - everybody has Facebook; everybody has Twitter. ~ Taylor Spreitler

I don't Twitter, although sometimes I think that I should. ~ Parker Posey

Don't ever tell people on Twitter that you're tweeting while you're driving, because they'll come unglued. It's worse than saying you're cutting up kittens. ~ Rob Gokee

Well, reading Twitter's a lot like staring at an ant farm," Tobey explained while wiping some cheese from his mouth. "Except without all the productivity. ~ Wayne Gladstone

Twitter is amazing. I advertised for the position of research assistant on Twitter, and both of my researchers came from there. ~ Lauren Beukes

I understand Twitter much more than I understand Tumblr. ~ Rowan Blanchard

Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good. ~ Donald Glover

Once I can verify my account, I will have a Twitter. ~ Zach Woodlee

The same people who refuse to wear masks and claim it's all just a hoax, also claim that China hid how deadly the virus is.

Those two thoughts clearly contradict each other, but somehow they're too brainwashed to notice. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

I'll just let the hair speak for itself. It's got a Twitter account, so it actually does more speaking than I probably do on Twitter. ~ Milos Raonic

REMOVE THE LOUDHAILER ! If the Democrats really want to beat Donald Trump, how about getting some of their wealthy backers to buy up or take down Twitter ? The Twit-in-Chief without Twitter is nothing - a songbird without a song. No self-respecting news organisation would stoop to plug the gap. All that would be left is a pretentious peacock eunuch strutting around aimlessly with no fawning admirers. Desperate times call for desperate measures. ~ Alex Morritt

I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair. ~ Lena Dunham

When Taylor had called Mark to explain the situation, Facebook's CEO had given clear instructions to shut Twitter down the second it tried to launch. ~ Nick Bilton

Twitter is almost novelistic. ~ John Niven

Don't incriminate yourself. You got the Twitter. I hate twitter. It should be some exclusivity. ~ Sean Price

Twitter, Facebook are so different from where I began. It's like a fire that takes off ... I'm reading everybody's Twitter. ~ Randee Heller

Twitter is very impulsive and impermanent and you only have 140 characters. There is no greater 'Emperor' of Twitter than Stephen Fry. ~ David Tang

I do not follow politicians on Twitter; if they want to lie to me, it will cost them a stamp. ~ C.A.A. Savastano

Taken together, the rhythms of real time show how Twitter becomes a place to come together when everyday social bonds are strained. It serves as a fleeting town square for people to share their sorrow, fear and hopes. ~ Alfred Hermida

Twitter, far from fostering debate and broadening minds, has turned us into a hive of scolds. Angry mobs wait on the sidelines to strike and then bask in the glow of their moral superiority. ~ Mick Hume

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. ~ Albert Brooks

Twitter is not a business. I know its founders would like to think it is. It is, for the most part, a diversion. ~ Mark McKinnon

Twitter represents a collective collaboration that manifests our ability to unconsciously connect kindred voices through the experiences that move us. As such, Twitter is a human seismograph. ~ Brian Solis

I'm not on Twitter, but I am on Instagram and follow Lena Dunham and Usher. ~ Michelle Dockery

Some say Twitter seems trite and lacks weightiness - but in actuality, it lends itself to poetry - it can be very compressed and intense ... ~ John Geddes

I got Twitter like two months ago, checked it out a bit more, and I concluded the only thing Twitter I'm interested in following is Nick Stoller. ~ Evan Goldberg

If only people tried to connect with the heart the way they do with Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. ~ D'Andre Lampkin

I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions. ~ Sarah Silverman

Writers are b*tc*ing about 140 characters. If you can't make a point in two sentences, how good is that book of yours really going to be?
Taken from Twitter Titters Volume 1 edited by John Rice ~ A.W. Tozer