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Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 70-year-old dumbfuck. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy
All the blogs, Facebook, Twitter are made by people who want to show their own private affairs at the price of making fakes, to try to appear such as they are not, to construct another personality, which is a veritable loss of identity. ~ Umberto Eco
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Umberto Eco
To understand what ended up happening in the 2016 presidential election, you have to understand this: When protests toppled the Ukrainian government, Putin interpreted that as the United States coming into Russia, akin to an act of war; when he launched his counterattack - annexing Crimea, creeping into eastern Ukraine - he weaponized information and showed a willingness to lie, using traditional media like television, and new media platforms like Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube, to spread disinformation into open, Western societies like a virus. Eventually, the Russians would come into America, as they believed we'd gone into Ukraine. They took advantage of the fact that we were worn down by decades of political polarization and the balkanization of our media. America's antibodies to the sickness of Russian disinformation were weak, if they were there at all. ~ Ben Rhodes
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Ben  Rhodes
If the actors speaking Dothraki or High Valyrian or Castithan or whatever make a mistake, who would know but the creator? Who would care? The truth is probably one in a thousand people will notice, and of those who do, maybe a quarter will care. In the 1980s that amounts to nothing. In the new millennium, though, one quarter of 0.001 percent can constitute a significant minority on Twitter. Or on Tumblr. Or Facebook. Or Reddit. Or ~ David J. Peterson
Twitter Oneliners quotes by David J. Peterson
[According to Twitter] 24 percent of American Twitter users are African-American. That's about twice as high as African-Americans are represented in the population. ~ Ethan Zuckerman
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Ethan Zuckerman
Some kid gets his first iPhone, signs up to Twitter, and then tweets, 'Nikki Sixx sucks.' And I'm supposed to take that personally. ~ Nikki Sixx
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Nikki Sixx
Don't incriminate yourself. You got the Twitter. I hate twitter. It should be some exclusivity. ~ Sean Price
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Sean Price
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. ~ Sandra Chami Kassis
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Sandra Chami Kassis
Today, all our wives and husbands have Blackberries or iPhones or Android devices or whatever-the progeny of those original 950 and 957 models that put data in our pockets. Now we all check their email (or Twitter, or Facebook, or Instagram, or) compulsively at the dinner table, or the traffic light. Now we all stow our devices on the nightstand before bed, and check them first thing in the morning. We all do. It's not abnormal, and it's not just for business. It's just what people do. Like smoking in 1965, it's just life. ~ Ian Bogost
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Ian Bogost
Reading off a page is like looking down at a landscape from a balloon – your eye "sees" the story as well as reads it, its layout, its paragraphs and structure, and "remembers" what it just read because it's still there, on the page, simultaneously. If you want to, you can reread any line instantly; or linger; or speed up; or optically "flinch." Reading a series of tweets is more like looking through a narrow window from a train speeding through a landscape full of tunnels and bands of light and dark. Each tweet erases its predecessor. ~ David Mitchell
Twitter Oneliners quotes by David Mitchell
It's super-important to have a strong social media presence, and Jane's always going, When interviewers ask you about your Twitter, say you love reaching out directly to your fans, and I'm like, I don't even know how to use Twitter or what the password is because you disabled my laptop's wireless and only let me go on the Internet to do homework research or email Nadine assignments, and she says, I'm doing you a big favor, it's for nobodies who want to pretend like they're famous and for self-promoting hacks without PR machines, and adults act like teenagers passing notes and everyone's IQ drops thirty points on it. ~ Teddy Wayne
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Teddy Wayne
Our compulsive hunger always to know first, speak first and decide first has only been amplified by the fact that we can now all participate instantly in a virtual version of a national cocktail-party conversation on Twitter, Facebook and blogs. ~ John Podhoretz
Twitter Oneliners quotes by John Podhoretz
My sister's a singer, and she's on Twitter, and she has millions of followers. I wonder how that helps her. I think it does to an extent. I think she gets free things. ~ Hannah Ware
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Hannah Ware
If you use the term 'over-exaggerate,' you know the definition neither of 'exaggerate' nor of 'over. ~ Rodney Ulyate
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Rodney Ulyate
But his son hated him. He hated him for coming up to them, for stopping and looking down on them; he hated him for interrupting them; he hated him for the exaltation and sublimity of his gestures; for the magnificence of his head; for his exactingness and egotism (for there he stood, commanding then to attend to him); but most of all he hated the twang and twitter of his father's emotion which, vibrating round them, disturbed the perfect simplicity and good sense of his relations with his mother. By looking fixedly at the page, he hoped to make him move on; by pointing his finger at a word, he hoped to recall his mother's attention, which, he knew angrily, wavered instantly his father stopped. But, no. Nothing would make Mr. Ramsay move on. There he stood, demanding sympathy. ~ Virginia Woolf
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Virginia Woolf
I was on Twitter and I saw that I had over 1,000 responses and I was like "OK, something happened," so I opened it and it was like "Charice on Glee!" I didn't get an e-mail from the show so I wasn't tweeting at that time. I just watched my fans tweet. And then after about 30 minutes the show e-mailed me and said congratulations. ~ Charice Pempengco
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Charice Pempengco
I actually quite love following Lisa Rinna on Twitter, because she tweets like I tweet, which is like, 'Just dropped off the kids!' Or, 'Hey, here's a great sale at the grocery store!' It's such real life, and to me she's like a celebrity - she looks like Hollywood to me - that following her makes me feel like, stars are just like us! ~ Ross Mathews
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Ross Mathews
One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant. ~ Jonah Goldberg
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Jonah Goldberg
I love Twitter. It's like having a closet full of clever friends that you can visit twice a day, then shove back into the darkness when you're tired of them. ~ Lauren Groff
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Lauren Groff
Keep up with social media. Twitter and Facebook are both great ways to get your music out, especially internationally. ~ Dia Frampton
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Dia Frampton
I don't Twitter, although sometimes I think that I should. ~ Parker Posey
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Parker Posey
Despite the best efforts of critics and the hopes of authors, our tastes in books are probably as inherent & unbudgeable as those in food. ~ Alain De Botton
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Alain De Botton
It makes me feel so amazing to know there's people out here that support me and follow me on Twitter and watch my shows on YouTube and come to my concert, so I'm very thankful. ~ Austin Mahone
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Austin Mahone
I've used Twitter now and again to try to figure something out; it's an amazing resource. But I think you have to use it judiciously: it's a self-selected group, so it's important not to start thinking of it as the whole world. ~ Susan Orlean
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Susan Orlean
I was convinced I'd hate Twitter - but I've come to like it very much. I use it mostly to keep in touch with friends and colleagues I wish I could see more often - I sometimes feel a little isolated living in Yorkshire, and it's nice to have the contact. ~ Joanne Harris
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Joanne Harris
Thank you so very much. We have just reached over 110,000 views on Twitter in the last 3 weeks. This would not have been possible without you. With sincere appreciation, Grace Willows
@gracewillows2018 ~ Grace Willows
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Grace Willows
People, alas, don't document things with any kind of precision. They fill Twitter with blurry photos. ~ Maria Dahvana Headley
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Maria Dahvana Headley
When I'm on a set, and I'm in between a scene or on a plane waiting, I read Twitter and I love it. ~ Henry Winkler
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Henry Winkler
She attended the French performance, but the play's content now had a connection to her life. She read a book and the book invariably had lines with sparks from her mind, the fire of her emotions flickered here and there, and words spoken the night before were written down, as if the author had overheard how her heart beat.
The forest held the same trees, but their sound had taken on special meaning; she had established a vibrant consonance with them. The birds did not simply twitter and chirp but were saying something to each other. Everything around her spoke and responded to her mood; a flower would blossom and she seemed to hear its breathing.
pp. 256-257 ~ Ivan Goncharov
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Ivan Goncharov
I am not a fan of Facebook or Twitter. They both allow too much information to be available and they make privacy a thing of the past. ~ Kirsty Gallacher
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Kirsty Gallacher
The Web provides a very easy way to immediately grasp what's going on. It really offers the transparency, so you can see, especially with the search engine, how people are using Twitter at one glance. The phone doesn't allow for that. ~ Jack Dorsey
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Jack Dorsey
Spiritual dating is about listening to your instincts and not rushing into anything. ~ Amy Leigh Mercree
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Amy Leigh Mercree
I've been very reluctant on the Twitter front. But I do Instagram now, so I'm slowly coming around. I'm quite a private person, so much of what I do for my job means that I have to be quite public so I'm just nervous about everything being public. I might turn around. Three years ago, I was against all social media but I actually really enjoy Instagram now. Who knows? I never say never! ~ Jeremy Irvine
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Jeremy Irvine
I feel like you can share as many jokes as you want to because no joke you do on Twitter is ever gonna be so big on Twitter, for the most part, that you can't say it on stage that same night. ~ W. Kamau Bell
Twitter Oneliners quotes by W. Kamau Bell
Swirling around my ears, the wind and I whooping at the sea, picking up speed, breathing it all in. An act of loving life. ~ Laurie Nadel
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Laurie Nadel
I'm not on Twitter, but I am on Instagram and follow Lena Dunham and Usher. ~ Michelle Dockery
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Michelle Dockery
I think, like, Twitter is somewhat difficult sometimes, and it can be kind of negative. ~ Chrissy Teigen
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Chrissy Teigen
We focus a lot on culture specifically at Twitter because of this spotlight, and of the fact that we don't want to end up like the child actor who found success early and grew up all weird and freaky. ~ Biz Stone
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Biz Stone
The writing comes first for me. Not Facebook, not Twitter, not the Internet or signings or merchandise, or 'the career.' Everything begins and ends with the writing for me, and I build my entire life around sitting my butt down 365 days a year. ~ Jessica Bird
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Jessica Bird
I don't know how old my phone is, but it was only $10. It is a nice subconscious way of not having the Internet at your fingertips ... e-mail, Twitter or Facebook. ~ Andrew Luck
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Andrew Luck
I know sometimes my Twitter feed is intense, but I take it as a friendly void to scream into. I don't have another way to be. ~ Jenny Slate
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Jenny Slate
I used to be mad on the games, but I had to ban myself. I used to spend three dollars on games, [but] it adds up, so now I'm on the social side of things like Twitter and Instagram. I love my weather apps. I guess because all the Brits are obsessed with weather. ~ Tom Felton
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Tom Felton
Of course, women are capable of all sorts of major unpleasantness, and there are violent crimes by women, but the so-called war of the sexes is extraordinarily lopsided when it comes to actual violence. Unlike the last (male) head of the International Monetary Fund, the current (female) head is not going to assault an employee at a luxury hotel; top-ranking female officers in the US military, unlike their male counterparts, are not accused of any sexual assaults; and young female athletes, unlike those male football players in Steubenville, aren't likely to urinate on unconscious boys, let alone violate them and boast about it in YouTube videos and Twitter feeds. No female bus riders in India have ganged up to sexually assault a man so badly he dies of his injuries, nor are marauding packs of women terrorizing men in Cairo's Tahrir Square, and there's no maternal equivalent to the 11 percent of rapes that are by fathers or stepfathers. ~ Rebecca Solnit
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Rebecca Solnit
I had a hard enough time in high school, fitting in without having to keep up with Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook - all these ways you have to keep up your image. ~ Amanda Crew
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Amanda Crew
I have friends that I have made through Twitter or things like that, but they're all verified as real people - I've either seen them perform, or we're mutual fans of each other, something like that. I don't have any authentic, 'Catfish'-worthy stories. ~ Katie Featherston
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Katie Featherston
I found this quote for writers on Twitter:
There is a fine line between confidence and delusional thought; cross it.
Don't know who wrote it but thought it was interesting. ~ Robin Glasser
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Robin Glasser
This is America. We don't have adult discussions. We have Twitter. ~ Bill Maher
Twitter Oneliners quotes by Bill Maher
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