Zayn Funny Quotes

Don't ever let a guy make you feel ugly because no matter what you are beautiful with or without him-Zayn Malik ~ Zayn Malik

I'd make Liam my slave and I would make him be my uh personal trainer! ~ Zayn Malik

My trademark saying is probably "VAS HAPPENIN?!" ~ Zayn Malik

Close your eyes and enjoy the rollercoaster that is life :) xx ~ Zayn Malik

never life live in fear of death ~ Zayn Malik

Before judging anyone, judge yourself. ~ Zayn Malik

Mom I'm not going to war! ~ Zayn Malik

There comes a day when you realise turning the page is the best feeling in the world, because you realise there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on. ~ Zayn Malik

Join us next week ... where Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body.. ~ Zayn Malik

If people talk behind your back, it's because you're ahead of them. ~ Zayn Malik

You need both those approaches to shape your character: being supported and being challenged. ~ Zayn Malik

Just close your eyes and enjoy the roller coaster that is life. ~ Zayn Malik

No matter how hard life is, don't lose hope ~ Zayn Malik

Fans aren't just fans... they're part of my family. ~ Zayn Malik

You don't need a prince to be a princess ~ Zayn Malik

I can't even text ya
'Cause my fingers anit broken, but my heart is ~ Zayn Malik

VAS HAPPENIN MAN"? ~ Zayn Malik

No matter how many times people try to criticize you, the best revenge is to prove them wrong. ~ Zayn Malik

Before you judge someone else, judge yourself ~ Zayn Malik

Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love. ~ Zayn Malik

I prefer to date younger girls to be more protective. ~ Zayn Malik

I just wanted somebody to tell me that I could sing. ~ Zayn Malik

Quick! Do a roly, roly poly! ~ Zayn Malik

In life we have decisions to make, paths to take and opportunities to take advantage of. ~ Zayn Malik

There comes a day when you realize turning the page is the best feeling in the world. ~ Zayn Malik

Never look back, reminising on yesterday, smile for the future, tomorrow's a new day. ~ Zayn Malik

I've got three sisters, five aunties, and my mom. It must have had an influence on me growing up. ~ Zayn Malik

I'm kind of like a bit of everything wrapped into one. ~ Zayn Malik

I'm a massive fan of Drake, and we walked right past him. He's too cool to be clapping One Direction though. ~ Zayn Malik

I love the fact I grew up wanting a brother and now I have four. ~ Zayn Malik

The plan is to start performing smaller venues and work my way up from there, this anxiety isn't going to get the better of me. ~ Zayn Malik

Now that we have a bit of money, it is nice to get gifts for people. Before I was getting and not really giving. ~ Zayn Malik

Live for who and what you love. ~ Zayn Malik

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. ~ Zayn Malik

And remember, nobody's feelings are more important than your own, so take time to love yourself. ~ Zayn Malik

Smile doesn't mean that someone is happy. Sometimes it just means that you're strong. ~ Zayn Malik

I don't need the perfect one. I just need somebody to make me feel like the only one ~ Zayn Malik

I didn't feel like I had control over anything else in my life, but food was something I could control, so I did. ~ Zayn Malik

I believe that your religion should be between you and whoever your belief is in. ~ Zayn Malik

Enjoy life, it has an expiration date ~ Zayn Malik

Whenever anything went wrong at home, because I was the only boy, I would get blamed for it straight away. Girls stick together. ~ Zayn Malik

Sometimes, you have to do what's best for you, otherwise you're no use to anyone. Nothing good would have come from dragging it out any longer. ~ Zayn Malik

I do believe in love at first sight. I'm experiencing it everyday. ~ Zayn Malik

Live for who and what you love and never compromise your beliefs for anything or anyone. ~ Zayn Malik

I would date a model, but I would rather marry a fan or a normal person. ~ Zayn Malik

Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport. ~ Zayn Malik

I like girls that are chilled out, that dont really care, that are just cool ~ Zayn Malik

I want a girl who doesn't know that she's beautiful, so i have an excuse to let her know all the time ~ Zayn Malik

Just because you don't have a prince does not mean you are not a princess ~ Zayn Malik

Little Things isn't about anyone in particular, it's about all girls. You're all beautiful and you need to hear it more often ~ Zayn Malik

When fans start screaming when they see me it makes my heart smile. ~ Zayn Malik

Loving you is what I've learned so easily but trying to forget you is the last thing I could hardly learn. ~ Zayn Malik

Two years ago, if anyone had told me I'd be doing half the stuff I'm doing, I wouldn't have believed it. ~ Zayn Malik

I think if I was girl, I'd probably have a crush on Zayn. Just look at him. He's just pretty, isn't he? His cheekbones. ~ Harry Styles

I consider myself very lucky, essentially - I was put into a pop group even though my musical taste was very niche before. ~ Zayn Malik

Get on in life because life will get on without you if you don't keep up. ~ Zayn Malik

Get on with life because life gets on without you. ~ Zayn Malik

I'm very attracted to a girl's eyes. I think you can tell a lot by a girl's eyes ~ Zayn Malik

One Direction was an incredible experience in its own right, and it's a part of me, an integral part of my history, and I'm never going to deny that aspect of my life. ~ Zayn Malik

I'd call myself the mediator. I kind of just float around and do my own thing. I'm kind of chilled out, laid back. ~ Zayn Malik

I will never hurt a girl, I respect them too much ~ Zayn Malik

The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter. ~ Zayn Malik

I just love comic books. I've always loved comic book art, and I just think it's amazing. ~ Zayn Malik

I do feel like I've missed out a bit because I was really close with my sisters when I was at home. It must be weird for them but they cope really well. ~ Zayn Malik

I'm a couch potato. I love to stay in and just watch a DVD with the missus. Or we all go over to Louis's house and watch 'X Factor.' ~ Zayn Malik

In life, we always fall for the person who will never fall for us, always want things we can't have, and say things we shouldn't. ~ Zayn Malik

I think I'm very blessed to have been raised by so many intelligent and impressive women, and now continuing that on a professional level, having people like Sarah and Nadia to guide me through this new phase of my career, is extremely significant. ~ Zayn Malik

I think we need more women in positions of power across the world. I think a lot of the world's problems could be solved if we allowed more contribution from women. ~ Zayn Malik

I felt sick. I couldn't breathe. The idea of it totally freaked me out and I was paralyzed with anxiety. This overwhelming fear just kicked in out of nowhere, bringing with it a shitstorm of self-doubt ~ Zayn Malik

I love samosas filled with mincemeat. My mum makes really great ones. ~ Zayn Malik

I'm always drawing, so Draw Something is a cool game to play against your friends when you're bored and sat chilling out and relaxing. ~ Zayn Malik

When I was still in One Direction, fans would write stories based on me and the other lads and publish them online, it's crazy to think that we inspired so many different stories and the opportunity for so much creativity from so many people all over the world. ~ Zayn Malik

Everyone happens for a reason, learn it and move on. Don't be bitter about what happened, be happy about what will ~ Zayn Malik

Women have been the most intelligent, peaceful and positive influences in my life, I don't want to generalize too much, but definitely in my experience, I've found the whole macho world of male aggression and insecurity to be a lot more difficult to exist in. ~ Zayn Malik

Your hand fits in mine
Like it's made just for me
But bear this in mind
It was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me ~ Zayn Malik

I was a bit of a handful when I was a kid because I was quite hyperactive. Even in the house my mum used to put me in my pram because I was so full-on. ~ Zayn Malik

You can say whatever you want about me, I'm not really bothered. But when it starts to upset people I care about or I hear about it from my mum, then that's a problem. ~ Zayn Malik

A girl fainted in front of me the other day. Obviously you don't get to see things like that unless you are The Beatles who have that power, and to see it that close was a bit scary ... It was cool to know I can make a girl faint! ~ Zayn Malik

If you meet a girl, you meet a girl. It's normal, so if you exchange numbers, whatevs, it's cool. ~ Zayn Malik

It's pretty strange because you have images of people in your head when you left, then you just think they're going to be the same when you come back, like time freezes. I have sisters and from the ages of 11 to 13 - it's a big change for girls. ~ Zayn Malik

It hurts me when seeing a girl cry ... I want to comfort them as long as I can ... or I'll end up crying too.. ~ Zayn Malik

Some girls like to say one thing and mean another. And me being who I am, I'm very straightforward. Everything is very black and white for me. I don't really like playing mind games. ~ Zayn Malik

Praise belongs to God who appointed among those roads His month, the month of Ramadan, the month of fasting, the month of submission, the month of purity, the month of putting to test, the month of standing in prayer, in which the Quran was sent down as guidance to the people, and as clear signs of the Guidance and the Separator. ~ Imam Zayn Al 'Abidin Al-Sahifat Al-Sajjadiyya

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

Assertiveness is very difficult for a person with co-dependent tendencies. Conflict is very threatening and it could mean the loss of feeling accepted. To avoid risking rejection, the co-dependent is willing to give up his/her rights, allow boundaries to be crossed, or even suffer abuse at the hands of another - all for the sake of maintaining the "relationship." This works out very nicely for the N, who cannot tolerate being confronted by another, and who demands maintaining a position of superiority in the relationship. ~ Cynthia Zayn

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart

Bow your head little Okht, it's time. ~ Ashley Nemer

We needed to make a sound that's not gonna fit in with everything else - we wanted to make something that was completely unique and individual to us. We spent a lot of time trying to make a sound that was a One Direction sound. At first it was quite hard to do that, but I'm really happy with the sound. ~ Zayn Malik

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright

Vas happenin'!" ~ Zayn Malik ~ One Direction

Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself ~ Niall Horan

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. ~ Charlie Day

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. ~ Carroll Bryant

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. ~ Jill Soloway

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny. ~ Al Franken

I find Anders very funny and funny lasts forever." Samantha ~ Angela Nicoara

Life before toilet paper was not worth living. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way. ~ Shashankbisht

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. ~ Jonathan Safran Foer