Vstupenky Do Zoo Quotes

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo. ~ Paul Simon

San Diego has the finest zoo in America, but the Los Angeles Zoo is not much more than a home for retired Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lions. ~ Vincent Price

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The caged eagle become a metaphor for all forms of isolation, the ultimate in imprisonment. A zoo is prison. ~ Nadine Gordimer

I make love like never, only less often. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle - and mine just got stolen. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Deer must be in the forest not in the zoo; monkey must be in the forest, not in the zoo; bear must be in the forest, not in the zoo! Animal prisons must be abolished! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign. ~ Carl Sagan

For actors in Hollywood, it's very straightforward. We're well-paid animals in a zoo. ~ Robin Wright

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. ~ Tracy Morgan

They would probably search for him all over the zoo - the last place he'd been seen. He wondered if any evidence would implicate the hippo. ~ Brandon Mull

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When I saw the Cameron Crowe film We Bought A Zoo, it got me to thinking about how our lives are structured the same way as the zoo that was purchased by Benjamin Mee totally changed ~ Mike Vardy

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

As you may know, some of the stereotyped behaviors exhibited by autistic children are also found in zoo animals who are raised in a barren environment. ~ Temple Grandin

My love's got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

A prison for animals who committed no crimes is what a zoo is." - On Zoos ~ Lamine Pearlheart

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? ~ Adam Rex

The Elgin Marbles were supposed to be on the Parthenon. For many works of art, a museum is an artificial setting - a zoo, not a natural habitat. ~ Virginia Postrel

He was very concerned about his children potentially being kidnapped or attached, and that's why they were covered up. When he went to Berlin zoo, there were 200 photographers. ~ Martin Bashir

I love zoo sanctuaries. ~ Nancy Travis

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings ~ Evan Esar

For a deaf man, the world is a zoo of mime artists ~ A.A. Bell

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you', ~ Jerry Lewis

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo. ~ Betty White

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love animals, and I was always attracted to the idea of being a zoo veterinarian or a veterinarian with the circus. ~ Kay Redfield Jamison

Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. ~ Desmond Morris

Zoos have always fascinated me. What child hasn't wondered what would happen if all the animals escaped from the zoo? Or what would happen if they got caught in an enclosure? ~ Matthew Reilly

A good zoo," Stella said, "is a large domain. A wild cage. A safe place to be. It has room to roam and humans who don't hurt." She pauses, considering her words. "A good zoo is how humans make amends. ~ Katherine Applegate

The zoo kills the 'wild' in wild animal. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. ~ Bindi Irwin

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I go to movies, go out with friends, go to car shows. I have a zoo. ~ Axl Rose

...a flabby lemon and pink giant, who hung his mouth open as though he were an animal at the zoo inviting buns--especially when the ladies were present. [on fellow Brit Ford Madox Ford] ~ Percy Wyndham Lewis

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Every time you go to the zoo, you prolong the captivity of the animals there! If no one goes to the zoos, there will be no zoos! Destroying the evil is very simple and it is in your hand! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

If you can't afford a movie, go to the zoo. If you can't afford the zoo, go see a politician. ~ Anonymous

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I have spent my entire life living in a zoo, which is pretty crazy. Not many kids get to say that, and it took me until I was about three years old to realize that we didn't just come to the zoo every day, that we actually lived here. ~ Bindi Irwin

Ageing is very rare. We only see it in humans and laboratory animals and in zoo animals and in our pets. Basically, organisms that are protected from the external world. Once you create that protection, you live long enough to see ageing. ~ S. Jay Olshansky

I'm also not an avid watcher of the show ['Walking Dead'] for no good reason. I think it's obviously a great show. I think it's a good comparison [to "Zoo"], because it is this apocalyptic world we're living in Season 2 of "Zoo." ~ James Wolk

More people thought I was strange because I was a teenage novelist, not because I was from Oklahoma. That's where I got the looks like I was from the zoo. ~ S.E. Hinton

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

A world without huge regions of total wilderness would be a cage; a world without lions and tigers and vultures and snakes and elk and bison would be - will be - a human zoo. A high-tech slum. ~ Edward Abbey

In my view this is not democracy, but a zoo ... It was exactly what we expected, but not on that scale nor in that form. In a word, it was nothing but a zoo, you can't put it better ~ Alexander Lukashenko

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I didn't want to do a zoo show. I didn't want to do a study of someone with mental illness. I just wanted to show someone who was trying to live their life. ~ Daniel Craig

'Jurassic World' takes place in a fully functional park on Isla Nublar. It sees more than 20,000 visitors every day. You arrive by ferry from Costa Rica. It has elements of a biological preserve, a safari, a zoo, and a theme park. There is a luxury resort with hotels, restaurants, nightlife and a golf course. And there are dinosaurs. ~ Colin Trevorrow

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I probably shouldn't say this about all animals, but at least the farm animals that I've hung out with, and even when I go to the zoo usually, they're like a blank slate. I guess that's why I like them. They're puppets, and you can imagine them being anything you want. ~ Kristen Schaal

Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions. ~ Nabil N. Jamal

She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It's kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn't listening. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When I was six years old, my parents took me to this farmers' market with a petting zoo. They put me on a pony and, for some reason, it took off at a run and they had to chase it down. They tell me it was kind of traumatic. ~ David Schwimmer

This really isn't a game we really should be proud of. This game is liking taking your kids to the zoo. You're supposed to take your kids to the zoo. You're a father. So a team like that, we're supposed to beat them like this. ~ Shaquille O'Neal

I live in a zoo I run scandals with savages ~ Cam'ron

Biodiversity can't be maintained by protecting a few species in a zoo, or by preserving greenbelts or national parks. To function properly, nature needs more room than that. It can maintain itself, however, without human expense, without zookeepers, park rangers, foresters or gene banks. All it needs is to be left alone. ~ Donella Meadows

Suci, a Sumatran rhino, lives at the Cincinnati Zoo, ~ Elizabeth Kolbert

So no, we are not. Still. Hitting. The. Zoo. ~ Maggie Stiefvater

The world was becoming a zoo, without cages. ~ James Patterson

owned zoo in an occupied country. Military ~ Lawrence Anthony

Butterflies??? Naah.. I feel the whole zoo inside me when I see you.. ~ Himmilicious

The world is a zoo ~ Edward Albee

Lately, some nights, before falling asleep, Marina tries out some of the affirmations suggested by her therapist. She tends to stop after a minute because she struggles saying the same thing over and again, and all too soon the affirmations turn into something else entirely.

'I am a beautiful and productive woman; I am an artist. I am a fruitful and defective woman; I am an artiste. I am a fearful and resentful zoo-man; I am a sadist. I am a dutiful representative of batshit; I am batshit, I am zoo shit. I am a fruity loopy arsonist. ~ Laia Jufresa

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL ~ @dril

Connecticut's Beardsley Zoo ~ Andrew Bleiman

I went to the zoo once and saw this thing they call an anteater. That was quite enough for me. ~ Thomas Pynchon

This mission was about as stealthy as Godzilla at a petting zoo. ~ Michelle Muto

A big fat zoo of snorers is snoring in all different rhythms ~ David Mitchell

I've worked with the Los Angeles Zoo for 45 years, and we have this magnificent photographer, Tad Motoyama. He takes these wonderful, wonderful animal pictures. All through the years he's given me copies of these pictures. Well, I have all these gorgeous ones, so I said, 'Tad, I want to do a book with your picture on one side.' ~ Betty White

The zoo lady, whose name is Maya, is here again. ~ Katherine Applegate

That's the problem with zoo dentists," he said. "Always looking a gift horse in the mouth. ~ Monica McCabe

A zoo is not an ideal place for an animal - of course the best place for a chimp is the wilds of Tanzania - but a good zoo is a decent, acceptable place. Animals are far more flexible than we realize. IF they weren't, they wouldn't have survived. But my opinion about zoos came after research. Initially I had the opinion that most people have, that they are jails. ~ Yann Martel

Enjoy your little field trip to the zoo - and, yes, some of the animals here do bite. ~ Jane Davitt

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo. ~ Gerry Cheevers

The zoo cannot but disappoint. ~ John Berger

People who believe in God think God has put human beings on earth because they think human beings are the best animal, but human beings are just an animal and they will evolve into another animal, and that animal will be cleverer and it will put human beings into a zoo, like we put chimpanzees and gorillas into a zoo. Or human beings will all catch a disease and die out or they will make too much pollution and kill themselves, and then there will only be insects in the world and they will be the best animal. ~ Mark Haddon

No one who has lived side by side with animals that have plenty of room can ever visit the zoo. ~ Peter Hoeg

The windowless room where the po`ouli cells are kept alive - sort of - is called the Frozen Zoo. ~ Elizabeth Kolbert

Better to honor the pinch of fear than regret the punch of fang. ~ Wendy Beck

all the animals in the zoo of me have broken out of their cages. "Maybe ~ Jandy Nelson

I don't want to be on display like an animal in a zoo. ~ Grigori Perelman

The uncivilized behavior of some human beings in a zoo has to be seen to be believed. ~ Gerald Durrell

Zookeeper foible #1: Tendency to not equate fur and scale with fracture and scar. ~ Wendy Beck