Nut Cracking Machine Quotes

I'm a nut, but not just a nut. ~ Bill Murray

He laughed. So you see, I'm not a nut. Not a real one, anyway. I haven't been a real nut in a long time. ~ Samuel R. Delany

I wondered if she'd ever written on her notebook: GEB + NUT = TRUE LOVE or MRS GEB. ~ Rick Riordan

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating. ~ Penn Jillette

I'm kind of kooky, but do I look like a religious nut? ~ Peggy Lipton

I think that zinc white has a property of scaling and cracking. ~ Edward Hopper

Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell.
"I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said. ~ Eoin Colfer

In Soviet thinking the concept of economy of force has little place. Whereas to an Englishman the taking of a sledgehammer to crack a nut is a wrong decision and a sign of mental immaturity ... in Russian eyes the cracking of nuts is clearly what sledgehammers are for. ~ Max Hastings

I'm a nut case, but that is what I believe. ~ Mike Tyson

My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties. ~ Twiggy

He was wide-eyed as he spoke. He says you are a nut and I am a nut. ~ Karina Halle

I'm a big Disneyland nut. ~ John Lasseter

To exemplify, -a beautiful glossy nut, which, blessed with original strength, has outlived all the storms of autumn. Not a puncture, not a weak spot any where. -This nut ... while so many of its brethren have fallen and been trodden under foot, is still in possession of all the happiness that a hazel-nut can be supposed capable of. ~ Jane Austen

A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in. ~ Dean Koontz

I think I'll get a nut roast. Maybe a nut roast is too lesbian? ~ Jackie Kay

I'm a history nut. ~ Billy Joel

I'd give my right nut to see you wearing that," Garrett whispered in her ear.
Melina laughed. "Your right nut is exactly what it would cost you, too."
"Just one nut? I think a lady like you is definitely worth two," a new voice said near her. ~ Bethany-Kris & Erin Ashley Tanner

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. ~ Penn Jillette

Frank Fay turned into the most consistent stand-up comic of the late 1920s and essentially changed the art form. Crowds and critics eventually came to accept a man standing alone, cracking wise. No longer did Fay bill himself as a 'Nut Monologist. ~ Kliph Nesteroff

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes. ~ Tony Randall

I will crack all the nut of nuts, because you have to crack a nut in time. I I know exactly my position. ~ Petra Hermans

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> CracKing: You're using excessive amounts of punctuation, and on-line, that's like yelling. ~ Meg Cabot

I'm a lifelong Disney nut. ~ Leonard Maltin

My first series, I wouldn't even know where to get a clip of it. It was called 'Cracking Up.' It was on 'FOX' in 2004. ~ David Walton

Neither Man, nor machine can replace its creator. ~ Tapan Ghosh

I've traveled quite a lot and become a coffee nut. ~ James Vincent McMorrow

I am not a madman or a nut. ~ Abdul Qadeer Khan

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude. ~ Scott Adams

I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that. ~ Jeff Dunham

The Big Red Machine was exactly that - a freaking machine. ~ Tucker Elliot

I'm a conservative, but I'm not a nut about it. ~ George H. W. Bush

The nut of this tree is hung high aloft, wrapped in a silk wrapper, which is enclosed in a case of sole leather, which again is packed in a mass of shock absorbing, vermin proof pulp, sealed up in a waterproof, ironwood case, and finally cased in a vegetable porcupine of spines, almost impregnable. There is no nut so protected; there is no nut in our woods to compare with it as food. What is a Chesnut? ~ Luis De Camoes

The chrysanthemums' astringent fragrance comes
Each year to disguise the clanking mechanism
Of machine within machine within machine. ~ Wallace Stevens

There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.
[Interview, The Paris Review, Summer 1956] ~ Dorothy Parker

You asked the impossible of a machine and the machine complied. ~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm cracking' and just acknowledge it. ~ Tina Fey

I'm the goofball. I'm the person cracking people up. ~ Amy Lee

I'm really cracking. No, I'm beyond cracking. I'm shattered. I'm lost. I'm fragmented. ~ Beatrice Sparks

I'm just saying that if you understand how the economic machine works, it just works like a machine. There are cause-effect relationships. ~ Ray Dalio

If all individuals were conditioned to machine efficiency in the performance of their duties there would have to be at least one person outside the machine to give the necessary orders; if the machine absorbed or eliminated all those outside the machine, the machine will slow down and stop forever. ~ William S. Burroughs

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A house is not a machine! It's something else for living - but not a machine. ~ Moshe Safdie

A great brain and a huge organization have been turned
to the extinction of one man. It is crushing the nut with the
triphammer
an absurd extravagance of energy
but the nut is very
effectually crushed all the same. ~ Arthur Conan Doyle

I've tried praying. It gives me comfort. But not as much as a cup of tea and a ginger nut biscuit. ~ Steven Herrick

I began to get a feeling ( ... ) of being the only sane man in a nut house. It doesn't make you feel superior but depressed and scared, because there is nobody you can contact. ~ William S. Burroughs

When a machine can do something better and faster than a person can, I am happy to let the machine do it. ~ Susan Orlean

Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreds.
My Prince! She thought. He chops off heads!
How could I marry anyone
Who does that sort of thing for fun?
The Prince cried, Who's this dirty slut?
Off with her nut! Off with her nut! ~ Roald Dahl

Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced [robots] wealth is shared, or most people can end up miserably poor if the machine-owners successfully lobby against wealth redistribution. So far, the trend seems to be toward the second option, with technology driving ever-increasing inequality. ~ Stephen Hawking

To operate a machine one must operate like a machine. Using a machine to do what we cannot do, we find we must do what the machine does. ~ James P. Carse

You know the definition of the perfectly designed machine ... The perfectly designed machine is one in which all its working parts wear out simultaneously. I am that machine. ~ Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell

I'm a machine man, and I head a machine. ~ Harry Bridges

Molly: – You killed people. […] You made them disappear, and didn't even let the families hold funerals.
Heinrich Werner: – That was the machine, not me.
Molly: – You were part of the machine. ~ Stephanie Oakes

Quantum machine learning promises to discover the optimal network topologies and hyperparameters automatically without human intervention. ~ Amit Ray

In the Machine Age, the company itself became a machine - a machine for making money. ~ Peter Senge

Just because you have a nut theory it doesn't mean that you agree with other nut theories. In fact, it often makes you very hostile to them. After all, there's a limited pool there that we're all after. ~ Terence McKenna

In the case of the cashew, someone, somewhere, a long time ago determined that it had to be roasted. The cashew was once nicknamed the blister nut, because if you try to eat it raw from the tree, your mouth pays the price. The cashew is not a nut, however; it's a seed. ~ Kate Christensen

This is a huge foyer. She spun in a slow circle, taking in the high ceilings.
She'd said the word using its French pronunciation, foy-ay. Cletus said it that way. The rest of us said foy-er, like it's spelled, because we lived in the United States and weren't pretentious nut jobs. Not that I thought Sarah was a pretentious nut job or made such a judgment about all people based on their pronunciation of that single word.
Just Cletus. He said foy-ay and was most definitely a pretentious nut job. ~ Penny Reid

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on. Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: "You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong." Knight turned the machine off and on. The machine worked. ~ Danny Hillis

I zipped myself all the way into the sleeping bag of myself, not because I was hurt, and not because I had broken something, but because they were cracking up. ~ Jonathan Safran Foer

As if with the nut and flower, the nut has become less than the flower ... both those teaching and those learning are concerned with colouring and showing off their technique, trying to hasten the bloom of the flower. ~ Miyamoto Musashi

And there it was, a snap in his chest, the audible noise of his best intentions cracking in half and cracking again, a chain reaction of thick cracks causing hairline cracks, causing the whole goddamned works, the whole vast machinery of his human willpower, to crumble downward into his abdominal cavity, where it lay pretty much useless. ~ Beatriz Williams

But if you can't take me at my worst
You don't deserve me at my best"
~ Machine Gun Kelly ft. Hallie Steinfield: "At My Best ~ Machine Gun Kelly

Oh, no, I'm not saying she isn't a nut
she is
but I've noticed before that sometimes someone like that behaves quite ordinarily with everybody, manages everything, you'd never think she was a nut, but there's just one person, with that person, she's out of control. It makes you wonder,' said Alice. ~ Doris Lessing

We're plugged in 24 hours a day now. We're all part of one big machine, whether we are conscious of that or not. And if we can't unplug from that machine, eventually we're going to become mindless. ~ Alan Lightman

Errors per qubit per quantum gate can be handled more efficiently by machine learning techniques. For quantum error correction deep learning algorithms provides greater promises. ~ Amit Ray

And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns. ~ Derek Landy

Just keep following the heartlines on your hand. ~ Florence + The Machine

Let an ultraintelligent machine be defined as a machine that can far surpass all the intellectual activities of any man however clever. Since the design of machines is one of these intellectual activities, an ultraintelligent machine could design even better machines; there would then unquestionably be an "intelligence explosion," and the intelligence of man would be left far behind. Thus the first ultraintelligent machine is the last invention that man need ever make. - IRVING JOHN GOOD, "SPECULATIONS CONCERNING THE FIRST ULTRAINTELLIGENT MACHINE," 1965 ~ Ray Kurzweil

No one is calling me. I can't check the answering machine because I have been here all this time. If I go out, someone may call while I'm out. Then I can check the answering machine when I come back in. ~ Lydia Davis

It's so empowering to see yourself as a machine. ~ Jennie Finch

I felt so stupid and young, and at the same time something was cracking open inside me, or maybe it was the world was cracking open to show me something really important underneath. I knew I was only seeing a tiny bit of it, but it was bigger than anything I'd ever seen or felt before. ~ Ruth Ozeki

My dad used to say, 'You have to become part of the machine to beat the machine,' and there's some validity in it. But honestly, even when I'm inside the machine, you still see me. I stick out a little bit. ~ Michael Shannon

I've heard my teacher say, where there are machines, there are bound to be machine worries; where there are machine worries, there are bound to be machine hearts. With a machine heart in your breast, you've spoiled what was pure and simple; and without the pure and simple, the life of the spirit knows no rest. ~ Zhuangzi

'You might think of combinatorics as a machine too', the major says. 'A different sort of machine, though. Have you heard of Babbage's analytic engine? He never built it ... I have an analytic machine of my own-right here.' He taps his own skull. ~ David Leavitt

Dualities and polarities are the clouds of your mind. Come out of the negative thought patterns. Come out of the survival machine. Time to time you need stop the thinking machine, and get in touch with the eternity - the state of the 'no-mind'  - the state of the pure being ~ Amit Ray

Everyone in the place seen me nut him apart from the ref, it caught him on the blind side. I tried to nut him on the eyebrow so it would split open, but I got him on the forehead. The crowd turned right against me, but I made it to the last bell and lost on a unanimous decision. ~ Stephen Richards

Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie. ~ Demetri Martin

There's a machine that I have nothing to do with. It's called the "Tupac Machine." ~ Tupac Shakur

Our bodies are the time machine. ~ Rudy Rucker

In the dawn of the world our weakly must be exposed on Mount Taygetus, in its twilight our strong will suffer euthanasia, that the Machine may progress, that the Machine may progress, that the Machine may progress eternally. ~ E.M. Forster

You insist that there is something a machine cannot do. If you tell me precisely what it is a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that. ~ John Von Neumann

The seed of God is in us. Given an intelligent and hard-working farmer, it will thrive and grow up to God, whose seed it is; and accordingly its fruits will be God-nature. Pear seeds grow into pear trees, nut seeds into nut trees, and God-seed into God. ~ Meister Eckhart

For a long time, I felt instinctively irritated - sometimes repelled - by scientific friends' automatic use of the word 'mechanism' for automatic bodily processes. A machine was man-made; it was not a sentient being; a man was not a machine. ~ A.S. Byatt

The thing about 'Soft Machine' and me was that I never considered another profession. ~ Kevin Ayers

Simulating the behavior of 100 billion neurons of human brain is not feasible by classical computer but quantum machine learning promises to fulfill that requirement. ~ Amit Ray

My own guess is that quite quickly the machine intelligence will start dreaming machine dreams and thinking machine thoughts, both of which would totally incomprehensible to us. This would then lead to each species, we and the machines, moving off on to its own separate life trajectory. ~ John L. Casti

They both had sub-machine guns. Yes, actual sub-machine guns. I couldn't believe it. ~ Jeff Strand

Smell is the closest thing human beings have to a time machine. ~ Caryl Rivers

The economy is like a machine. ~ Ray Dalio

Almost everything is like a machine. ~ Ray Dalio

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story. ~ Michael Grant

I'm the priest who has been mistaken for an ATM machine. ~ Greg Boyle

Tim Olyphant is a machine. He never stops thinking and being creative. ~ Mykelti Williamson

A Rube Goldberg machine is, in its essence, a trial-and-error thing. ~ Adam Sadowsky

The imperial, genocidal war machine never rests, so I don't either. ~ Lydia Lunch

Tell them I was arrested for carrying concealed ideas! ~ "Machine Gun" Jack McGurn

machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time ~ Alan Moore

Man is a machine, but a very peculiar machine. He is a machine which, in right circumstances, and with right treatment, can know that he is a machine, and having fully realized this, he may find the ways to cease to be a machine.
First of all, what man must know is that he is not one; he is many. He has not one permanent and unchangeable "I" or Ego. He is always different. One moment he is one, another moment he is another, the third moment he is a third, and so on, almost without end. ~ P.D. Ouspensky

Certainly Star Wars has a valid mythological perspective. It shows the state as a machine and asks, "Is the machine going to crush humanity or serve humanity?" Humanity comes not from the machine but from the heart. What I see in Star Wars is the same problem that Faust gives us: ~ Joseph Campbell

We control the machine. At one point the machine controlled us. ~ Karim Rashid