First Wives Club Quote Quotes

The first rule of book club - is that nobody wants to talk about book club. ~ Douglas Lewis

It's interesting because First Wives Club was the first movie that made a shitload of money that starred all women over a certain age. That was a milestone that made you think, "Oh, things are going to change." ~ Winona Ryder

At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should you live your life? ~ Fredrik Backman

I went back to Belfast and started a club, the Maritime. No one had thought about doing a blues club, so I was the first. ~ Van Morrison

Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be. ~ May Sarton

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. ~ Patrick Murray

Husbands and wives, first be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day. ~ Zig Ziglar

In L.A., wives can fly on the plane; with the Yankees, they can't. With other teams, the wives always have functions to bring them together. Not here. You don't know what half the wives look like. ~ Gary Sheffield

i want to rip out my heart before you get to it first. ~ Christina Strigas

My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's. ~ Shelley Berman

I tagged a first-timer one night at fight club. That Saturday night, a young guy with an angel's face came to his first fight club, and I tagged him for a fight. That's the rule. If it's your first night in fight club, you have to fight. I knew that so I tagged him because the insomnia was on again, and I was in a mood to destroy something beautiful. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

My first, big, silly role at school was as Arthur Crocker-Harris in Rattigan's 'The Browning Version,' where my job was to make school-masters' wives weep with recognition. ~ Benedict Cumberbatch

Well, all of us country club ex-wives need a lot of money," she said. "Sex with the
stable boys at the club isn't cheap you know."
I almost choked. "Mom! You made me spit my beer."
My dearest mother hummed into the phone. "Maybe you wouldn't be single, darling, if
you learned to swallow properly. ~ N.R. Walker

I wonder if husbands know as much about their wives as they think they do. If I had a husband, I should hate him to bring home orphans without consulting me first. ~ Agatha Christie

The first rule of cannibal mermaid fight club is don't talk about cannibal mermaid fight club. ~ Kali Wallace

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

When I think of Arsenal, my favourite personal memory that I recall is scoring my first goal for the Club - away to Lazio in the Champions League. It was important because when you join a new club, you really want to score your first goal. It's where everything started for me at this club ~ Robert Pires

So you questioned him?" Raisa prompted. "What did he say for himself?"
"Well, the first thing Gillen does is steal his purse and beat him with a club." Amon said. ~ Cinda Williams Chima

I've always liked Liverpool. I'd play a lot of video games, and I'd be them, because they played in red, like Independiente, my first club, Arsenal, or Chelsea. ~ Sergio Aguero

You were born to win. ~ Troy Clark

The only club I have ever belonged to is the James Bond fan club. Member since 1979. ~ Michael Weatherly

Since that first showing of Foolish Wives I have seemed to walk through vast crowds of people, their white American faces turned towards me in stern reproof. ~ Erich Von Stroheim

Failure starts a future success, if you become better. ~ Troy Clark

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs. ~ Jon Lovitz

'The Dante Club' was one of America's most important book clubs, as their Wednesday night meetings ultimately led to our country's first exposure to Dante's poetry on a wide scale. ~ Matthew Pearl

Club em if they want a club, " Belch said, and chuckled. A Belch Huggins chuckle was a low, troll-like sound. "Club em if they want a club. That's good. That's pretty much okey-dokey. " She became ~ Stephen King

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is not a public democratic organization; it's a private club basically. It's like a private golf club and they decide who they're going to let in the club. ~ Micky Dolenz

My first quote was, I don't want to hurt God's people. Jim Bakker's quote was, I was set up by a female. ~ Jessica Hahn

Pride is a great energizer for me. --Titus Ray, Chapter 1. ~ Luana Ehrlich

Every big dream begins with a little nap. ~ Yohann Dafeu

A few years ago one of my wives, when talking about wives leaving their husbands said, 'I wish my husband's wives would leave him, every soul of them except myself.' That is the way they all feel, more or less, at times, both old and young. ~ Brigham Young

First dates are great ways to see how someone acts when putting his best foot forward. ~ Amy Leigh Mercree

Brigham Young had 47 children, and over 50 women as wives. ~ Keith Henson

Besides what endless brawls by wives are bred,
The curtain lecture makes a mournful bed. ~ Juvenal

[Charlotte Bronte] had thought of every maneuver for circumventing those stony obstructions of wives who would not remove themselves. ~ Elizabeth Hardwick

If you can be heard then you exist. ~ Fredrik Backman

If you want success, then be your own success story. ~ Steven Cuoco

I remember the first time I was booked into a jazz club. I was scared to death. I'm not a jazz artist. So I got to the club and spotted this big poster saying, 'Richie Havens, folk jazz artist.' Then I'd go to a rock club and I'm billed as a 'folk rock performer' and in the blues clubs I'd be a 'folk blues entertainer.' ~ Richie Havens

I played for a lot of teams in my career, and I check all their results every Saturday, or at least the ones who haven't gone bust. But it's always Hearts first. They're the club who've really seeped into me. ~ Drew Busby

Cancer has given me a dose of humility. I'm much more empathetic. It's a club I would rather not have joined, but it is a club. ~ Tom Brokaw

My mother had a book club that would dissolve into opening wine. ~ Tim Federle

Maybe we should rethink the whole organizational structure of an office and think of it as a club? A club is a place people enjoy going to and spending time in. A club is a rewarding, engaging and stimulating place to be. So why don't we think of the office as a club and learn from the way a club is run rather than an office? ~ John Hegarty

Studies show that 110% of men who leave their wives for other women report that their wives are crazy. Darwin ~ Jenny Offill

The kiss is different than I expected. It's slow and tender, his lips soft and warm against mine. He tastes sweet, like the powdered sugar I spilt and the coffee with chicory he's always drinking. It's a perfect first kiss. ~ D.L. Hess

There wasn't much for me to do after school except the drama club, so when I kind of started doing drama club, it seemed to be something I could do. ~ Julianne Moore

These days, it's often women in uniform - moms, wives, even grandmothers - who deploy and leave their families behind. ~ Tulsi Gabbard

He tells old wives' tales much to the point. ~ Horace

First wives are a rite of passage into adult life. In many ways it's important that first marriages go wrong. That's how we learn the truth about ourselves. ~ J.G. Ballard

Candidates' wives are supposed to sit cheerfully through their husbands' appearances. ~ Jodi Kantor

Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.' ~ Steven Wright

I have no idea what to say to him. "The Latin Club is totally evil," I blurt.
"The Latin Club?"
I can understand why he's confused. ~ Holly Black

In Victorian England, people were told they should discourage their wives from reading because it would lead them into all sorts of devilish wickedness. ~ Marion Bailey

American comedies especially are all about these men being browbeaten by their wives and it's impossible for me to watch. ~ Joe Manganiello

I'm a polygamist. I can afford to have as many wives as I can afford to have. All Africans believe in it. My dad has four wives. ~ Akon

Florida has been really cool to us. This is our first big club tour, and Pennywise has been really nice. ~ Brandon Thomas

I had often said that I would write, the wives of geniuses I have sat with. I have sat with so many. I have sat with wives who were not wives, of geniuses who were real geniuses. I have sat with real wives of geniuses who were not real geniuses. In short, I have sat very often and very long with many wives and wives of many geniuses.' Gertrude Stein wrote this in the voice of her partner, Alice B. Toklas, Stein being apparently the genius, Alice apparently the wife.
'I am nothing,' Alice said after Gertrude dies, 'but a memory of her.'
... the flashing blues and red made him look ill, then well, then ill again ... ~ Lauren Groff

The government can spy on people using their mobile phones while they're with their wives and husbands. ~ John McAfee

Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them. ~ Navjot Singh Sidhu

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives. ~ Jackie Kennedy

It's the end of the day where wives stay home and raise the kids and all that. That demeaning stuff? No more. Country club memberships, that's what you shoot for! To hell with that. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Norm Smith personally came and signed me up to the Melbourne Football Club. The fact that I then played cricket for Melbourne Cricket Club - the footy club didn't like it that much. ~ Max Walker

The first intimation I had that the Yankees were for sale was through an item to that effect in the newspapers. The idea instantly occurred to me that here was a prospect to become interested in a major-league club at home. ~ Jacob Ruppert

The club was only dimly lit aside from the flashing strobes and rotating beams casting their vibrant glow over the pulsing, writhing crowd. The heat of the club was a stark contrast to the chill of the air outside, and she pulled slightly at the sweater, cursing her modesty for quite possibly the first time. ~ Alaria Thorne

Nothing in the world matters if you don't matter. ~ Steven Cuoco

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18 Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting for those who belong to the Lord. 19 Husbands, love your wives and never treat them harshly. ~ Gary Chapman

Ulysses Club (Australia) a social club for riders over 40, whose membership is dedicated to "growing old disgracefully", or ~ Stella Rheingold

We started with that, basically to help kids, and then we created a pole vault school, which is part of the club and exists to this day. The club and school exist. ~ Sergei Bubka

Some of the wives didn't keep up with the program. It started breaking apart during the Apollo days. ~ Wally Schirra

When a study was made a few years ago on runaway wives, what do you think was discovered to be the main reason wives ran away? It was lack of appreciation. ~ Dale Carnegie

I've also been working with the Challengers Club in the inner city of Los Angeles for 15 years now, I guess, and it's essentially an inner-city recreation club for boys and girls. ~ Richard Dean Anderson

You are beyond the sky; so go there. ~ Steven Cuoco

I have this book club, and we don't read one book; we offer up a few suggestions and create a library over time. ~ Claire Danes

When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls. ~ Rihanna

I have been married twice, but both of my wives have been too bright to be sucked in by women's lib. ~ Harry Harlow

The Boys and Girls Club taught me a lot about sportsmanship, humility, self-respect. ~ Junior Seau

Everyone is king, when there's no one left to pawn ~ Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Club culture is about leaving your cares behind, and I am trying to create that environment. ~ Kaskade

Some people run away to be alone, others to see who will follow ~ Lifeless Club

If you want to conquer the stress,anger and illusion of life, live in the moment, enjoy your breathing, count your blessings. ~ Bhimsen Sapkota

No score in the other game betwen top club and bottom club, Switzerland and Georgia. ~ Rob Hawthorne

When I first used to tour, guys would come up and say, 'Where's the fight club in my area?' and I would say, 'There isn't one.' And they'd say, 'No, no, you can tell me, you can tell me.' ~ Chuck Palahniuk

I have always applied myself the same for club and country. ~ Steven Gerrard

I like to play golf, but not at a country club. ~ Roger Wang

Intuitive knowing can be described as an openness to flashes of insight ~ Laurie Nadel

That's a pretty serious club, requiring tattoos. I thought only math club did that. - Jayke to Amber- ~ Shawn Keenan

God asks husbands to love their wives enough to die for them. He asks wives to love their husbands enough to live for them. ~ Betty S. Bender

Love starts having troubles when the brains encroaches on its territory ~ Bangambiki Habyarimana

One thing I really love being a man about Islam is; I can have so many wives and that would be considered as my rights. ~ M.F. Moonzajer

And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club. ~ Dennis Miller

My parents and my brothers and their wives are incredible and formed me as a person long before I got to Hollywood. ~ John Krasinski

Old wives' tales are not enough in a day when old wives and old men, too, are constantly moving away from their labours. ~ Vincent Massey

When you had the dream, it looked big. So why quit when it's still small? ~ Emem Uko

First ladies throughout our history have been expected to be adoring wives and perfect mothers ... ~ Rosalynn Carter

Every day is precious as none of us knows when or where our journey will end. ~ Ken Poirot

Coming up with a useful, meaningful quote is getting more and more challenging each day....and you can quote me on that. ~ Bobby Darnell

Satisfaction is ending each day knowing you were kind, honest and treated people well. ~ Karon Waddell

I'm a member of the George Jones fan club, and I'm a member of U2's fan club. ~ Dierks Bentley

Some people can go out in a tight, short dress and heels, and it works, but even if I'm going to a club, I've got to throw on a big hoodie or something. And that's if you can get me into something tight in the first place. ~ Suki Waterhouse

The great lack of parity between husbands and wives has always been spawned by the disproportionate degree of self-sacrifice that women are willing to make on behalf of those they love. ~ Elizabeth Gilbert