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While you're improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we're having fun.
Shelley Berman Quotes: While you're improvising, you may
Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love.
Shelley Berman Quotes: Incidentally, I'm still looking for
As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.
Shelley Berman Quotes: As much experience, education and
The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.
Shelley Berman Quotes: The most memorable performance was
I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.
Shelley Berman Quotes: I quit smoking well over
I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.
Shelley Berman Quotes: I believe it is important
Though it sold very well, I hated The Edge.
Shelley Berman Quotes: Though it sold very well,
My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's.
Shelley Berman Quotes: My first job was at
As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties. The music is loud, the anger is elevated, sex seems lacking in sweetness and privacy.
Shelley Berman Quotes: As a culture I see
The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He got caught in a storm with a bunch of samples in his arms.
Shelley Berman Quotes: The most unusual salesman I
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.
Shelley Berman Quotes: A hotel is a place
My whole act is confession.
Shelley Berman Quotes: My whole act is confession.
I will always love to perform standup comedy.
Shelley Berman Quotes: I will always love to
Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside.
Shelley Berman Quotes: Outside came in '60. The
I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back to a traffic cop.
Shelley Berman Quotes: I heard the other day
I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.
Shelley Berman Quotes: I am in the Master
The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance.
Shelley Berman Quotes: The Steve Allen Sunday night
So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on edge with me, wondering when I'm going to blow up.
Shelley Berman Quotes: So that this thing that
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