Dont Like Cat Quotes

You like the party?" "Is it in honor of anything?" "My cat's birthday." "Oh." She glanced around. "Where's your cat?" "I dont know. He ran away." -Magnus & Clary, pg.221- ~ Cassandra Clare

Oh cat, I'd say, or pray: be-ootiful cat! Delicious cat! Exquisite cat! Satiny cat! Cat like a soft owl, cat with paws like moths, jewelled cat, miraculous cat! Cat, cat, cat, cat. ~ Doris Lessing

Naming the Cat

I called my cat 'mystery',
she ignored the name;
using some very cat-like disdain.
Waiting a while I named her again,
asking her spirit to share in the game.
Now more allowing to me she came;
still not releasing the cat-like disdain. ~ Leland Lewis

Two things made Tyler purr like a house cat from total contented satisfaction, but only one of them was something he could do out in public. ~ Cat Johnson

If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it ~ Lois Greiman

Iyther you dont know nothing or you know too much it dont seam like theres any thing in be twean. ~ Russell Hoban

Dont regret what you dont have in life be greatful for what you have in life and dont miss what you dont have. ~ MINE

You can tell you are a soccer girl if.
You dont mind falling in the mud
You dont care if you get tripped.
You get back up again when you get pushed.
You out run all the guys.
You dont care to get a little sweat and blood on you.
You dont care about getting kicked in the ankles a million times.
You dont care about people stepping on your toes with there cleats.
You dont care what your hair looks like after you play.
All your makeup is washed off!
If you are all those you are definitely a soccer player! :) ~ Anonymise

A Cat Stevens record isn't just Cat Stevens' ideas. It's Cat Stevens and all the musicians who play with Cat Stevens, right? ~ John Darnielle

The best model of a cat is another cat ... , specially the same cat. ~ Arturo Rosenblueth

Any time you see a cat, the day automatically becomes 10% better. ~ Stewart Stafford

Without continuous encouragement, we may give up. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy. ~ Will Rogers

He has made the cat his own. He invented a cat style, a cat society, a whole cat world. English cats that do not look and live like Louis Wain cats are ashamed of themselves. ~ H.G.Wells

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. ~ George Mikes

He was
a hip cat
a hep cat
a cool cat

a bad
mad
rad cat

Oobie-do John the Sax Man Scat Man

the long
sleek
cat man!! ~ Jonathan London

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain

I don't like drug addicts and she sounds like a cat. ~ Nina Simone

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat is a picture book meritable of every child reader, whether he or she is just a beginner, or a bit more advanced. ("Reviews by Cat Ellington: The Complete Anthology, Vol. 1," 2018) ~ Cat Ellington

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. ~ William S. Burroughs

But good girls dont do that, dont make a fuss, dont upset parents. and i was a good girl so i curled up on the floor and sobbed silently instead ~ Laura Jarratt

My favorite thing is when people underestimate me. ~ Cat Spydell

Your brother is hilarious! And possibly gayEntangled by Cat Clarke ~ Cat Clarke

Dont justify yourself to the person who dont trust n understand you......!!!!!! ~ Akshay Dalvi

Cat lovers know that every cat is remarkable. ~ Gladys Taber

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. ~ Jim Davis

If you want to freak your cat out, stare at your cat. If you want to reassure your cat, stare at your cat, then very deliberately and very slowly blink. Like that. The cat will also deliberately, slowly blink back at you, and I almost guarantee that she will start to purr. That's a feline reassurance. ~ Walter Murch

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. ~ Andy Borowitz

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~ Bill Dana

In Chicago, you can't swing a cat without hitting an Irish pub (and angering the cat), but McAnally's place stands out from the crowd. ~ Jim Butcher

A well-trained cat doesn't exist because a cat remains a cat. ~ Marjane Satrapi

Terror finally becomes almost
bearable
but never quite
terror creeps like a cat
crawls like a cat
across my mind ~ Charles Bukowski

Her brain is like a filing cabinet – everything neatly stored in categories. My brain is more like soup – everything all blended and mushed together. ~ Cat Clarke

Women should set themselves forth attractively but innocently, like a cat. A cat is never a presentation, but an innocent happening. ~ Alwin Nikolais

Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched. ~ Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. ~ Roger Caras

I'm sorry.' The words fell out onto the table and flew away like dandelion seeds, never reaching him. ~ Cat Hellisen

Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

To name the cat is, if you like, to make it into a non-cat, a cat that has ceased to exist, has ceased to be a living cat, but this does not mean one is making it into a dog, or even a non-dog. ~ Maurice Blanchot

After all, there is nothing quite like losing a parent to knock the childishness out of a person's spirit. ~ Cat Hellisen

Don't look like that, Draco, you look like you did right before you pounced on the cat when you were two. ~ Inadaze22

What cat? Oh! MY CAT. The cat ... that is mine. Oh, she's ... " I had said it was a she, right? "She's fine. All meowing and purring and other cat things. ~ Cora Carmack

6 Reasons Why You Should Be A Cat: 1) Free Food. 2) Free Rent. 3) Sleep As Long As You Want. 4) Look Great With No Effort. 5) Toes Look Like Beans. 6) License to Kill! ~ Pusheen The Cat

There, now my principles are in confusion and I hate it. ~ Cat Sebastian

Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee. ~ Cassandra Clare

Chocolate ... is not something you can take or leave, something you like only moderately. You dont like chocolate. You dont even love chocolate. Chocolate is something you have an affair with. ~ Geneen Roth

We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we'd say chicken tastes like cat. ~ Jonathan Grimwood

If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves. ~ Mark Twain

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in? ~ Eddie Izzard

The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. ~ Norbert Wiener

DONT EVER BE AFRAID TO COME TO ME N CRY ... DONT EVER HESITATE TO LOOK ME N THE EYE DONT EVER BE AFRAID TO TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL. REMEMBAER YOUR MY GIRL N WE GOTTA KEEP IT REAL. ~ Nikki Giovanni

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? ~ Steven Wright

You just go where your high-top sneakers sneak, and don't forget to use your head. ~ Cheshire Cat

I don't like love as a command, as a search. It must come to you, like a hungry cat at the door. ~ Charles Bukowski

Carefully, I arrange the teapot, the little white cup, and the sugar bowl before me like an army. Defense? Or attack? ~ Cat Hellisen

You're like this leopard who's pretending to be a house cat. ~ Holly Black

I'm a frightened little cat that learned to act like a lion ~ Eyedea

What is a corrupted politician for a country which is like a fat fish? Just a cat, nothing but a piggish cat! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

Everybody has a bad hair day, but us girls still like to be told we look nice even if we don't feel like we do. ~ Cat Deeley

The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. ~ Carl Van Vechten

People are always telling me that i'm not like other girls ... that i dont dress like other girls ... that i dont act like other girls. But i'm my OWN person ... i go to the beat of my own drum. ~ Miley Cyrus

A cat is like a puzzle with no solution. ~ Anne Campbell

Like a cat I have nine times to die. ~ Sylvia Plath

Ignore negative criticisms, focus on positive thoughts. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels, and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes. ~ Eric Gurney

Cat, gray tabby, calm, watches large, black ant. Man, rapt, stands staring at cat and ant. Ant advances along path. Ant halts, baffled. Ant back-tracks fast - straight at cat. Cat, alarmed, backs away. Man, standing, staring, laughs. Ant changes path again. Cat, calm again, watches again. ~ Lydia Davis

A book can take you to another land, even if just for a few hours.
Cat Spydell ~ Cat Spydell

You bothered yourself and changed the season. I was left behind with your awful sounds. ~ Cat Alonso

To respect the cat is the beginning of the aesthetic sense. ~ Erasmus Darwin

Im very clear that everyone in the world loves me. I just dont expect them to realize it yet. ~ Byron Katie

I even pulled out the can of cat treats. Yes, I'd bought him treats. Give it another month and I'd be collecting his shed whiskers and claws like a proud momma preserving her baby's first haircut and lost teeth. ~ Kelley Armstrong

Dear Gris, if there's one thing I can't abide it's a bad poet. ~ Cat Hellisen

Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked.
"No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!"
"I've told you, Alessandro darling, they aren't cats."
"They look like cats. Like the big fluffy cat she's been stepped on and flattened to a big fluffy pancake cat," Alessandro argued. ~ Lynsay Sands

Lana Del Rey seems to be bothering everybody because she allegedly 'remade' herself from a folk singing, girl-next-door type into an electro-urban kitty cat on the prowl (of course I like her), and they feel she is inauthentic. ~ Liz Phair

With my aversion to this cat, however, its partiality for myself seemed to increase. ~ Edgar Allan Poe

Cats are great teachers! Their teaching is very simple: You are too busy with life; give time to yourself! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

It was all very puzzling - both that Jill could smell still more like Jill ... and that Dorcas should wish to smell like Jill when she already smelled like herself ... and that Jubal would say that Dorcas smelled like a cat when she did not. There was a cat who lived on the place (not as a pet, but as co-owner); on rare occasions it came to the house and deigned to accept a handout. The cat and Mike had grokked each other at once, and Mike had found its carniverous thoughts most pleasing and quite Martian. He had discovered, too, that the cat's name (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) was not the cat's name at all, but he had not told anyone this because he could not pronounce the cat's real name; he could only hear it in its head.
The cat did not smell like Dorcas. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."
My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look.
Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right.
"It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven."
"Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy. ~ Jeaniene Frost

If you love somebody then tell them how you feel dont be scared of their reaction or rejection life is too short. you should take a chance and if things dont work out as you plan dont worry cuz life moves on and true love will be waiting for you again. ~ Atul Purohit

Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet. ~ William Shakespeare

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn ... ~ Terry Pratchett

I've always dressed like a dude. ~ Cat Power

Sometimes when you feel like a piece of garbage, or an alien from another planet, or more like a weapon than a real person, you have to be nice to yourself to remember how to feel human again. It's like taking care of a pet. You like cats, right? If you had a cat I know you would be buying it catnip and cat toys and fancy all-meat cat food and some kind of crazy deluxe cat bed. You'd be petting it all the time, and brushing its fur out every day so it was all fluffy and everything, right? Even if you were feeling like shit you'd take care of the cat, because that's just what you have to do when you have responsibility for an innocent animal that can't take care of itself."

"I'm the c-cat?"

"Yeah, you're the cat. ~ Spitandvinegar

I have often seen a cat without a grin - but a grin without a cat - remember the cat kept appearing and disappearing slowly bit by bit. ~ Lewis Carroll

Oliver began unwinding his cravat with one bloody hand. "Do you often have people shooting at you?"
Sometimes. "No." "I don't like this at all. ~ Cat Sebastian

If you are ignorant enough, you can walk like a cat on the slippery roof-ridge of danger. ~ Austin O'Malley

Chibi is a friend with whom I share an understanding, and who just happens to have taken on the form of a cat ~ Takashi Hiraide

The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat." ~ Elmer Davis

Like a one eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store. ~ Big Joe Turner

Right. Vampires. But how do they get inside?"
"They fly" ...
"We dont fly," Clary felt impelled to point out.
"No," Jace agreed. "We dont fly. We break and enter." ...
"Flying sounds like more fun."
-Clary & Jace, pg.258- ~ Cassandra Clare

There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one! ~ Barbara Holland

Woman is essentially unpeaceful, like the cat, however well she may have trained herself to present an appearance of peace. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Perhaps a child, like a cat, is so much inside of himself that he does not see himself in the mirror. ~ Anais Nin

One cat watches another cat
but they both will never ever be free.
Petra Hermans
October 23, 2016 ~ Petra Hermans

Ever wonder why your cat jumps on the lap of the guest that doesn't like cats?

It is because people who don't like cats will do things cats like during greetings.

They squint their eyes, turn their heads and avoid direct contact with the cat. The cat's view is these people are saying hello and being non-threatening, and, sure enough, he ends up on their lap. ~ Carol Griglione

I still haven't been able to capture the joy of what it's like when I sing - you know, when I'm by myself, or like when I was a little kid. ~ Cat Power

Want ever so gently. Invite your desires to you like you call a cat. Any aggressive move toward your goals will chase them away. ~ Bryant H. McGill

Angels cry because they want to experience what you and I feel: the moment. They live in eternity. They dont know what it is like to read a newspaper and get ink on your fingers. They dont know what it is like to take your shoes off and wiggle your toes under the dinner table. ~ Carlos Santana

I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners. ~ Cory Monteith

If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home. ~ Alex Ferguson