Ride Em Cowboy Quotes

I'm not trying to turn you into cowboys, I'm just trying to get you better coordinated, get your horse used to things, get your horse comfortable.
Heck, on the first ride you should be swinging a rope off a horse. You should be doing this not so you can rope a cow, but just to get him (your horse) gentle.
You can't think of everything in life your horse might encounter that might make him afraid so you'd better prepare em for it in other ways. ~ Buck Brannaman

We ride and never worry 'bout the fall. Guess that's just the cowboy in us all. ~ Tim McGraw

Let him ride a horse. He's a cowboy ain't he? ~ Nathanael West

Why ride a cowboy when you can ride a librarian? ~ Alice Clayton

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted (want-ed ... !) dead or alive ... ~ Ward Churchill

A cowboy huh? I would rather be who I am now. I never had dreams of being anything but an Alpha. Besides, cowboys ride horses...wolves ride women! There's much more fun to be had that way. CADE ~ M. Corchis

Saddle your dreams before you ride em. ~ Mary Webb

There's the difference between hardcore motorcycle riders and people who own motorcycles. Some people ride'em and some people trailer'em. ~ Sonny Barger

I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em. ~ Dolly Parton

Always drink upstream from the herd. ~ Will Rogers

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots. ~ Hank Williams, Jr.

I wanted to be a cowboy in cowboy movies. ~ Mary Pope Osborne

Justin Salinger showed up one day with a pink cowboy hat on and everyone else got really annoyed because somehow he'd managed to get the pink cowboy hat. ~ Alex Cox

The bands and the roadies, love 'em and leave 'em. It's pleasure to try 'em, but trouble to keep 'em. ~ Joni Mitchell

Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you're not allowed to hit 'em with a shovel. ~ Terry Pratchett

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em ... then beat 'em. ~ Mario

Love is a cowboy's hardest ride. ~ C.B. Smith

Lead 'em around and around,' said Joad. "Sling 'em in the irrigation ditch. Tell 'em they'll burn in hell if they don't think like you. What the hell you want to lead 'em someplace for? Jus' lead 'em. ~ John Steinbeck

Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. ~ Debbie Macomber

Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em. ~ Ted Nugent

I play chicken with the train ~ Cowboy Troy

They say the shoe can always fit, no matter whose foot it's on. These days feel like I'm squeezing in 'em. Who ever wore 'em before just wasn't thinking big enough, I'm about to leave 'em with 'em ~ Drake

A cowboy doesn't ask for much, that's my observation. A flashy ride, a pretty girl, momentary glory ... ~ Leif Enger

She forgot the three F's," Julia whispered to Sara Moulton: "Feed 'em, fuck 'em, and flatter 'em. ~ Noel Riley Fitch

First buy a cowboy hat and boots. Then you're on your way to being a Texan. ~ James A. Michener

Ride em, cowgirl,' he said.

And she did. ~ Beverly Barton

Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world, and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that. ~ Steve Earle

[Hank] dumped the saddle on the ground as he set the sawhorse down. "Am I makin' you nervous?"
"Not you so much as your unusual ... supplies."
That damnably alluring grin appeared again. "Ah, hell, darlin'. It ain't nothin'. We're just gonna have ourselves a private rodeo."
"Let me guess. Instead of bulls and broncs, you're gonna be ridin' me. ~ Lorelei James

You can't cover up the swagger of a cowboy. ~ Jaycee Ford

I loved cowboy movies when I was a kid. When I was five years old, I was already wearing a cowboy hat and suit. When I grew up, I knew John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Kirk Douglas and so on. ~ Jackie Chan

Hormones, hormones, lovely little hormones,' Gus sang. 'Give 'em chocolate, give 'em salt, give 'em a credit card and let them sort themselves out. But you never give 'em a gun. Hormones, hormones, lovely little ... ~ Christiana Miller

Remember guls," preached Mrs. Gulbenk, always holding the most perfect red tomato in her hand for all of us to admire, "you can fry 'em, bake 'em, stew 'em, and congeal 'em. A good wife and mutha will always have a tomata on hand.: ~ Susan Gregg Gilmore

I'd like to do a cowboy film. I suppose I've come close to it on occasion, but not really to a classic cowboy film. ~ Sean Bean

There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up. ~ Jim Ross

Toby Keith writes songs like 1993's "Should've Been a Cowboy," and what's compelling is that you can't deconstruct its message. "Should've Been a Cowboy" is not like Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive," where Jon Bon Jovi claimed to live like a cowboy; Toby Keith wants to be a cowboy for real. ~ Chuck Klosterman

Architecture is a ride - a physical ride and an intellectual ride. ~ Antoine Predock

Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em. ~ Mae West

I tell em everybody else is my opposite. I put em on the game give em five percent. ~ Nicki Minaj

I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?' ~ Alek Wek

If you can't beat em. Become as crazy as a fuckin' loon and enjoy the ride. ~ Mark Tufo

It does not do to dwell in the past and forget to live. ~ James Hilton ( Cowboy)

Should I slap a cowboy hat on you and call you Sissy? ~ Roni Loren

The only ride I'm interested in is on you, cowboy, but I'm sure all the women say that. ~ Lex Valentine

The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts. ~ Dennis Miller

Men cheat. They lie. They love porn. The don't respect you and don't care if they hurt you. It's the fucking breaks. Women divorce 'em 'cause we can't tame 'em or train 'em or control 'em like we do household pets. End of story. ~ Terry McMillan

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped. ~ Roy Bean

good time cowboy cassanova on a cassanova cowboy cassanova casanova machine ~ Austin

For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman. ~ Demetri Martin

Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq) ~ Richard Kadrey

Opening the lid, I looked down at the gleaming belt buckle and rubbed my thumb over the engraved word 'Champion'. Realizing that right then I actually felt like one, I dropped my knee in the dirt, pulled my cowboy hat from my head, put it to my chest, raised a hand to my forehead and thanked the heavens for a job well done, a clean, safe ride and for the woman waiting for me in the stands. ~ Carly Kade

A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat. ~ Edward Abbey

I think every man should have a pair of boots. They're really sexy. Leather boots, cowboy boots, it depends. ~ Kemp Muhl

Imitation is the highest from of flattery. Until it isn't. ~ Em Bailey

I've missed that mouth of yours. ~ Em Wolf

Be like a sparrow aspiring to be an ostrich, and I'll be like a cowboy with no horse looking for a speedy land runner to ride. ~ Jarod Kintz

I just wanted to play a cowboy for a long time. ~ Daniel Craig

Someone said DX over here? It was this dipshit with the cowboy hat over here. ~ Randy Orton

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

When she woke in the morning, there would be no glass on the floor. No comforter lying on the chair. Hawk Cahill, the cowboy hero to the rescue, would have been only a dream in the middle of her waking nightmare. ~ B.J. Daniels

Sometimes even the smallest of words can be the ones to hurt you, ~ James Hilton ( Cowboy)

Cowboys don't go around breaking hearts. ~ Missy Lyons

I can tell a good cowboy by the way he approaches a cow. ~ Henry Green

Stetsons are the ultimate in cowboy headwear. ~ Lori Wilde

I must say, cowboy, I'm impressed. I was worried you could only handle eight seconds at a time. ~ Joya Ryan

Hate to burst your bubble, sweetheart, but a Stetson and a pair of Tony Lamas doesn't make a man a cowboy. ~ Victoria Vane

My stories may seem to be the stories of men, but a check of my books will show that I have probably written the stories of more strong women than any other writer ... [examples include] Miss Nesselrode of The Lonesome Gods, Ruth Macken of Bendigo Shafter, Echo Sackett of Ride the River, Em Talon of Ride the Dark Trail are some ... [and] one of my favorites is Miss Jessica Trescott of Matagorda. (The Sackett Companion) ~ Louis L'Amour

John Wayne never ever disappointed his fans, because he was a cowboy. ~ Vinnie Jones

Secrets are like bullets. Ditto the dark, personal stuff. Folks say they'll take'em off yer hands, share the burden, but really they just load 'em into their own weapons so they can use 'em against you later. ~ Erin Bowman

I got where I am by a combination of guile, street smarts, and perfectly timed assassinations," VanderVoort says. "If you can't out think 'em, out maneuver 'em, or intimidate 'em then be sure to put a bullet between their eyebrows. ~ Jake Bible

What do you want in a woman, in life?'
I thought a moment ... 'The Rangers ... we began to describe one another in a few simple words: El es muy bueno para cabalgar el rio. Meaning, 'He'll do to ride the river with.' In Texan, it means, 'I'd trust him with my life.'
I scratched my head. 'I want someone to ride the river with. ~ Charles Martin

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it? ~ Paul Lynde

Q: Dr. Ride, apart from the obvious differences, how do you assess the differences in men and women astronauts?
A: Aside from the obvious differences, I don't think there are any.
- Prime crew press conference, April 29, 1982 ~ Sally Ride

Airline fees are ridiculous. I heard they're going to start charging for cabin pressure. ~ Em Elless

Her beauty might have caught his attention, but it was her strength, steadfastness, heart, and authenticity that kept pulling him back to her. ~ Donna Grant

Her head started spinning, thinking about a date with Rhett O'Donnell.
I need to go fishing and clear my mind, she thought. I've always been in love with Tanner, and now Rhett is in the picture. I had trouble handling one secret cowboy. Two is one cowboy too many. ~ Carolyn Brown

No man should have cowboys boots in his wardrobe. That's fair enough, isn't it? Unless you're a cowboy, of course. ~ Paul Weller

Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff ... Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds. ~ Robert Penn Warren

To enjoy rodeo properly, you gotta be close enough to see the snot fly. ~ Cat Johnson

I'll tell you what - if you attend a Cowboy-Redskins game, you better not leave 'til that clock hits zero ... ~ Joe Gibbs

I never ride just to ride. I ride to catch a fox. I play baseball to make the team. ~ Sargent Shriver

Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait. ~ Charles Reade

No cowboy ever quit while his life was hardest and his duties were most exacting. ~ J. Frank Dobie

All field agents have some cowboy in them – even the ones from New York. ~ Tom Clancy

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe. ~ Gavin McInnes

Every woman wants a cowboy. ~ B.J. Daniels

I actually don't think there is machismo in America, unless it's the cowboy type - the silent, smoking brooder. ~ Rosecrans Baldwin

I was 3 and a half, and there was an open call for a Coca-Cola commercial. We were living around Dallas, and my mom took me. I think they were calling for 16-year-olds that could ride horses and swing a rope, and for whatever reason, my mom took me up there when I was 3. But I always had a rope, and I was a little cowboy at that age. ~ Jesse Plemons

I got a hat deal with Resistol, where I have my own line of cowboy hats. ~ Jason Aldean

If you can't beat 'em or join 'em, just be yourself. ~ Kevin Craft

Half-French, half-Greek, one hundred percent grade A asshole. ~ Em Wolf

Joe's Morgue. You stab 'em, we bag 'em. ~ Ellis Leigh

Oh, the best dancers know/what grace/every stumble/contains. ~ Em Claire

I like crazy shoes or unusual cowboy boots and I collect big belt buckles. ~ Patricia Cornwell

I grew up in southeastern Oklahoma on a working cattle ranch, and it was always very romantic to me: The West, the cowboy, the Western way of life. ~ Reba McEntire

One more piece of sky in the jigsaw puzzle of our school. ~ Em Bailey

It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor. ~ John Ford

You aren't a nice cowboy. Are you going to break my heart so bad that I have to write a country song about it? ~ Carolyn Brown

The first movie I appeared in was Carry On Cowboy, though not as an actor. I was just riding horses. ~ Richard O'Brien

Boil my brains!" said Lord Peter. "Boil 'em and mash 'em and serve 'em up with butter as a dish of turnips, for it's damn well all they're fit for! Look at me! ~ Dorothy L. Sayers

All I'm focusing on is pickin' 'em up and layin' 'em down. ~ Stephen King