Jimmy Ferris Quotes

Whatever else he might be, Jimmy Ferris was special and complicated, beautiful and beastly, all rolled into one. ~ Kylie Scott

Yeah, you're right. I'm a real misunderstood sweetheart. ~ Kylie Scott

Stupid Jimmy Ferris and his amazing mouth and penis. Who needed him? Not me, I could look after myself. ~ Kylie Scott

I love acting. I just love it. It's in my bones. I remember when I was a kid, I watched an interview with Dennis Hopper talking about Jimmy Dean on the set of Rebel Without A Cause. Jimmy said to him, "If you've got to cry in a scene, you've got to cry. Make it real." And that's all that I believe in. ~ Andrew Lincoln

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side. ~ Jimmy Buffett

What you don't get in the mainstream media is so much of the background material. ~ Jimmy Wales

People say, "Now you've given up booze at least you can remember what you did last night." I say, "Yeah, nothing." - Frank Skinner ~ Jimmy Carr

We have may teachers, animal, vegetable and mineral ~ Jimmy Videle

While he was in Utah, Obama discussed immigration reform with leaders of the Mormon Church. Obama introduced the first lady. Then the church's president introduced HIS first lady. And his second lady. And his third, fourth, and fifth ladies. ~ Jimmy Fallon

I have nothing against a community that is made up of people who are Polish, or who are Czechoslovakians, or who are French Canadians or who are blacks trying to maintain the ethnic purity of their neighborhoods. This is a natural inclination. [..] Government should not break up a neighborhood on a numerical basis. As soon as the Government does, the white folks flee. ~ Jimmy Carter

But the moon was so large and clear through the uncurtained window that it made me think instead of a story my mother had told me, about driving to horse shows with her mother and father in the back seat of their old Buick when she was little. "It was a lot of travelling - ten hours sometimes through hard country. Ferris wheels, rodeo rings with sawdust, everything smelled like popcorn and horse manure. One night we were in San Antonio, and I was having a bit of a melt-down - wanting my own room, you know, my dog, my own bed - and Daddy lifted me up on the fairgrounds and told me to look at the moon. 'When you feel homesick,' he said, 'just look up. Because the moon is the same wherever you go.' So after he died, and I had to go to Aunt Bess - I mean, even now, in the city, when I see a full moon, it's like he's telling me not to look back or feel sad about things, that home is wherever I am." She kissed me on the nose. "Or where you are, puppy. The center of my earth is you. ~ Donna Tartt

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. ~ Art Buchwald

Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us ever wants to see one again. It was a horrifying apparition. And ever since Jimmy Carter, all of us rednecks have had to be very careful to be drunk rednecks lest we turn into some kind of awful creature with big buck teeth and a State Department full of human-rights yahoos. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

I don't appreciate a preacher who commits adultery and then goes out and blames me. ~ Jimmy Swaggart

I have experienced the intensity of patriotism as a submarine officer, the ambitions of a competitive businessman, and the intensity of political debate. I have been sorely tempted to launch a military attack on foreigners, and have felt the frustration of having to negotiate with allies or even former enemies to reach a consensus instead of taking more decisive unilateral action. ~ Jimmy Carter

Maitre D' : I appreciate your understanding. Ferris: Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself. ~ John Hughes

A strong nation, like a strong person, can afford to be gentle, firm, thoughtful, and restrained. It can afford to extend a helping hand to others. It's a weak nation, like a weak person, that must behave with bluster and boasting and rashness and other signs of insecurity. ~ Jimmy Carter

No one was expecting the six-man team of elite SAS officers to storm the prison, but that is exactly what they did do. Hurling stun grenade and tear gas canisters, they entered the jail through a skylight before freeing the terrified prison warder. ~ Stephen Richards

I don't get self-conscious. I'm not vain in that way. ~ Pam Ferris

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. ~ Jimmy Carr

Fifteen states across the country have gas prices that have dipped below $2. That means it's now cheaper to buy a gallon of liquefied dinosaurs than one cup of coffee at Starbucks. ~ Jimmy Fallon

It's my job to be better than the rest, and that's enough reason to go for me. It's my job to be better than the rest, and that makes the day for me. ~ Jimmy Buffett

[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. ~ Jimmy Fallon

The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that. ~ Jimmy Swaggart

Every record is a portrait of the band at that time. ~ Jimmy Page

There's an ocean of music out there and there's absolutely no curation for it. ~ Jimmy Iovine

If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to so so from the neck up instead of from the neck down. ~ Jimmy Doolittle

In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In response, President Obama was like, 'Yeah, that's how families work.' ~ Jimmy Fallon

You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy. ~ Jimmy Breslin

President Jimmy Carter was a citizen soldier. Ironically, he was considered weak because he didn't kill anybody and he didn't get anyone killed. ~ Andrew Young

We suffered failures of imagination just like everyone else, our daring was wanting, and our daily contentment too nearly adequate for us to give it up. ~ Joshua Ferris

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly. ~ Jimmy Carr

How comes every time I write a book and one of my character's say something remotely offensive, do people stick that "Quote" next to my bloody name on social media? I didn't bloody say it, did I? ~ Jimmy Tudeski

My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick. ~ Frank Carson

I've got a hard road to travel and a rough, rough way to go. Said, it's a hard road to travel and a rough, rough way to go. But I can't turn back, my heart is fixed, my mind's made up, I'll never stop, my faith will see me through. ~ Jimmy Cliff

I was a hard-workin' little boy. Oh, I worked. Pullin' cotton, shockin' grain, cuttin' wheat, loadin' wheat, choppin' cotton, cleanin' chicken houses, milkin' cows, plowin'. ~ Jimmy Dean

Stone dead," Ferris ~ Dan Brown

I have sinned against you, my Lord. ~ Jimmy Swaggart

Where you find obesity, you'll find poverty. It's a reflection of the South's struggle to raise its standard of living. ~ William R. Ferris

I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up. ~ Crystal Woods