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If you look at Cinderhella, from a production design aspect, I tried to find an interesting, iconic character, having her face wrapped up in bandages. That was funny. On the dream logic level, you'll see the parallels of that interesting connection that I made. There's a reason why she's called Cinderhella. ~ Joseph M. Kahn
Izah Funny quotes by Joseph M. Kahn
There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery - Cassel Sharpe ~ Holly Black
Izah Funny quotes by Holly Black
Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor'
always fun to be around but she doesn't have any patience for suffering unless it's her own. ~ Chelsea Handler
Izah Funny quotes by Chelsea Handler
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great. ~ Paul Feig
Izah Funny quotes by Paul Feig
Now it is easy to perceive that the moral part of love is a factitious sentiment, engendered by society, and cried up by the women with great care and address in order to establish their empire, and secure command to that sex which ought to obey. ~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Izah Funny quotes by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl. ~ Whitney Cummings
Izah Funny quotes by Whitney Cummings
Selling wine is all about sizing people up, and it takes a certain amount of chutzpah. The tableside bottle sell is a very funny thing - you take a look at the guy's blazer, what kind of shoes he's wearing, what kind of broad he's with. Is he trying to be a hero? ~ Joe Bastianich
Izah Funny quotes by Joe Bastianich
And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry." (You have to be stern with weenie waggers
I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.) ~ Christopher Moore
Izah Funny quotes by Christopher Moore
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. ~ Saurabh Sharma
Izah Funny quotes by Saurabh Sharma
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.' ~ Seth Rogen
Izah Funny quotes by Seth Rogen
Jillian's fine. She's in her room with one of Drew's e- readers."
"Uh oh." Drew sat forward. "Which one?" Audrey tensed.
"The blue one. The mini- tablet?"
"Okay." Drew smiled. "That's fine, then. Porn's on the red one." She stared for a moment.
"Right. I'll remember that. ~ Susan Sey
Izah Funny quotes by Susan Sey
Ironically, the tattoo represents the opposite for me today. It reminds me that it's important to let yourself be vulnerable, to lose control and make a mistake. It reminds me that, as Whitman would say, I contain multitudes and I always will. I'm a level-one introvert who headlined Madison Square Garden - and was the first woman comic to do so. I'm the 'overnight success' who's worked her ass off every single waking moment for more than a decade. I used to shoplift the kind of clothing that people now request I wear to give them free publicity. I'm the SLUT or SKANK who's only had one one-night stand. I'm a 'plus-size' 6 on a good day, and a medium-size 10 on an even better day. I've suffered the identical indignities of slinging rib eyes for a living and hustling laughs for cash. I'm a strong, grown-ass woman who's been physically, sexually, and emotionally abused by men and women I trusted and cared about. I've broken hearts and had mine broken, too.
Beautiful, ugly, funny, boring, smart or not, my vulnerability is my ultimate strength. There's nothing anyone can say about me that's more permanent, damaging, or hideous than the statement I have forever tattooed upon myself. I'm proud of this ability to laugh at myself - even if everyone can see my tears, just like they can see my dumb, senseless, whack, lame lower back tattoo. ~ Amy Schumer
Izah Funny quotes by Amy Schumer
The funny thing about the word "delusion" is that it means just that - delusion. When you have it, you don't know it, and that can be a problem. ~ Christopher Zzenn Loren
Izah Funny quotes by Christopher Zzenn Loren
The comic spirit is given to us in order that we may analyze, weigh, and clarify things in us which nettle us, or which we are outgrowing, or trying to reshape ~ Thornton Wilder
Izah Funny quotes by Thornton Wilder
In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny. ~ Leighton Meester
Izah Funny quotes by Leighton Meester
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Izah Funny quotes by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1. ~ Jerry Coleman
Izah Funny quotes by Jerry Coleman
I think it's funny. There was a time when men were afraid that somebody would reveal some secret of theirs that was unknown to their fellows. Nowadays, they're afraid that somebody will name what everybody knows. Have you practical people ever thought that that's all it would take to blast your whole, big, complex structure, with all your laws and guns - just somebody naming the exact nature of what you're doing? ~ Ayn Rand
Izah Funny quotes by Ayn Rand
I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not. ~ Christine Baranski
Izah Funny quotes by Christine Baranski
Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! ~ Molly Harper
Izah Funny quotes by Molly Harper
We want to do things that are interesting, great storytelling, some of it is gonna be more fun and funny, some of it is more serious and talking about interesting issues that we think are provocative and interesting to us. Kind of on a more political level. But, you know, just things that we find interesting that we think stories that need to be told. ~ John Legend
Izah Funny quotes by John Legend
Sometimes, you know - I think, with a lot of things, at the time, everything is extremely upsetting, and then you look back on it, and it actually can be sort of funny. ~ Roz Chast
Izah Funny quotes by Roz Chast
Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious! ~ Doug Stanhope
Izah Funny quotes by Doug Stanhope
Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki ~ Nigel Starmer-Smith
Izah Funny quotes by Nigel Starmer-Smith
From day one, I've been prepared
With vo5 wax for my ginger hair. ~ Ed Sheeran
Izah Funny quotes by Ed Sheeran
Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?
"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. ~ Dashiell Hammett
Izah Funny quotes by Dashiell Hammett
So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.' ~ Tim Vine
Izah Funny quotes by Tim Vine
You will not pass! Roman thundered.
Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf. ~ Ilona Andrews
Izah Funny quotes by Ilona Andrews
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ~ Robin Williams
Izah Funny quotes by Robin Williams
My ideal guy would be funny and fun to be around. ~ Miranda Cosgrove
Izah Funny quotes by Miranda Cosgrove
You might not believe this, but there is no one like her at this school."
"Oh I believe it," I said, thinking back to the time Angeline had forgotten her locker's combination and tried to get into it with an axe.
No one was really sure where she'd gotten it from. ~ Richelle Mead
Izah Funny quotes by Richelle Mead
Funny how you can't turn that off, isn't it?" Ledalus laughed, scoffing as she crossed her arms over her chest. "Does it hurt? Loving someone who can't love you back? ~ Victoria Cerises
Izah Funny quotes by Victoria Cerises
We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck. ~ Jon Stewart
Izah Funny quotes by Jon Stewart
Today I dialed a wrong number ... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?" ... They said, "Uh ... I don't think so ... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait." ~ Steven Wright
Izah Funny quotes by Steven Wright
Reassuring thoughts have a funny way of getting stuck on repeat. Then you wake up one day and you can't remember where you put the last thirty years of your life. ~ S.A. Tawks
Izah Funny quotes by S.A. Tawks
You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors. ~ Kaje Harper
Izah Funny quotes by Kaje Harper
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot. ~ Justin Bieber
Izah Funny quotes by Justin Bieber
Different scenes call for different acting styles. The kinds of scenes I like most are the ones where you just bury yourself in there. So I wouldn't say that's the only way to be funny, but that's my favorite way to play stuff, to try to put myself in a situation where that kind of acting is necessary. ~ Will Forte
Izah Funny quotes by Will Forte
Poor empty pants
With nobody inside them. ~ Dr. Seuss
Izah Funny quotes by Dr. Seuss
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