Ice Candy Man Quotes

Sometimes that's all you can do, I think. Hold hands. Because life gets so scary sometimes, so bleak, so cold, that you are beyond being able to be comforted by mere words.


'Men are for amusement only. They are treats. Like candy. Like ice cream on an Alabama afternoon. A dessert. They are not the main course. As soon as you have a man in your life who becomes the main course, that is the time, my sweet, when you should go on a diet. Right that second. Men are for dessert only.' Envision: honey.
'Yum, yum,' I told her.
'They are yummy.' She winked at me. 'But never take them seriously. A bite here and there is puh-lenty. All three of my husbands died, bless their pea-brained souls, but I never thought of them as the chicken and potatoes. They were always the flamin' cherries jubilee at the end of dinner.' She stared off into space. 'And there was many a time, darlin', that I wanted to set them on fire. ~ Cathy Lamb

What made 'Ice Age' work is that it had its shiny candy coatings, but inside was a soft, creamy center. ~ Chris Wedge

Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. ~ Jane Smiley

Skinny Cow ice cream and candy - like dancing - brings a little bit of fun to your day. ~ Jennifer Grey

If it tastes good, spit it out. All those cakes and pies and candy and ice cream
all that terrible fast food stuff! I just bought a new corvette sports car ... would I put oil in the gas tank? Would I? ~ Jack LaLanne

The train skimmed on softly, slithering, black pennants fluttering, black confetti lost on its own sick-sweet candy wind, down the hill, with the two boys pursuing, the air was so cold they ate ice cream with each breath. ~ Ray Bradbury

Man is eating the earth up like a candy bar. ~ Anne Sexton

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. ~ Rosecrans Baldwin

That man was like a porcupine. Every time he thought something would hurt him, the spikes came out. ~ Candy J. Starr

You've been checking me out, haven't you? In between your flaming insults? I feel like man candy. ~ J. Lynn

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home. ~ John Candy

Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man. ~ Jose Andres

Welcome, let's all prepare to be whisked to the magical land of candy. Be warned, candy is very addicting and at Jubilee's the candy is the tastiest in the world, ~ Derek Ailes

Oh man, nobody is as tough as Mr T. Ice T is pretty tough though as well. ~ Ice-T

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream. ~ Dov Davidoff

With life problems, just remember that you're a man who solves his own problems and you will be able to handle it, whenever. ~ Auliq Ice

I like a bit of eye candy like anyone but to have it solely about the eye candy and have it fall into a category so rigidly as well is wrong. ~ Siouxsie Sioux

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th candy bar a man on the bench across from him said Son you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne rot your teeth and make you fat.
Little Tony replied My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.
The man asked Did you grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time
Little Tony answered No he minded his own fucking business. ~ Robert Anton Wilson

She longed to be seen, respected, and most of all, one day unconditionally loved (by one fully committed man) for the sum of all her many, many parts. ~ Candy Darling

No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is this? Marlboro fudge with nuts? Give me a scoop of that, willya? She's gonna have the Menthol Swirl with the Camel chip. ~ Kevin Pollak

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! ~ Mitch Hedberg

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! ~ John Candy

I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie. ~ Michael Trevino

"Ice" came in when my friends would say "cold as ice" - if you could rap and battle people you'd say "Dude, that was ice cold." It had nothing to do with jewelry. Back then, it was like "Your cold, dawg." "Vanilla Ice - that's cold." ~ Vanilla Ice

Let's do it all. We're already tired anyway. ~ Candy Gourlay

Do what you can because there are many things that need doing. ~ Candy Darling

so fucking amazing! Don't you ~ Candy Kelly

Inspiring qualities make some people to feel a little uneasy. ~ Auliq Ice

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. ~ Milton Berle

Asking Do Chiropractors Pray? in a book by that title, B. J. Palmer answered definitively that "no Chiropractor would pray on his knees in a supplication to some invisible power." He conceptualized "Innate Intelligence WITHIN man as the all-wise, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent Director-General who asserts that THE ONLY possible cause and cure are WITHIN man. ~ Candy Gunther Brown

A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage. ~ Mitch Hedberg

A man's weakest spots are almost always closest to his passions. ~ Auliq Ice

A lot of people don't remember anything since 'Ice Ice Baby,' but I've got 3 records out since then and they're all successes - but not commercially. ~ Vanilla Ice

Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. ~ Mira Grant

The measure of man's ability to extend the sphere of social possibility can only start with the values of democracy. ~ Auliq Ice

The grave is not a final destination of man but just a resting place for a while. ~ Auliq Ice

Enough can only be enough to those who believe it's enough. ~ Auliq Ice

I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident. ~ Rita Rudner

After Cadbury, the candy company, separated from Dr. Pepper, the soft drinks maker, Cadbury was able to substantially lower its debt load. The profits of Cadbury, the candy company, zoomed. ~ Nelson Peltz

I was working at a candy-wrapping factory before I became an actor. I admit I snuck some hard candy, which is great because you can suck on it while you're working. ~ Verne Troyer

Because you may not love the candy-man, but you do love the candy. ~ Stephen King

Any law that belittles God is man made. ~ Auliq Ice

Itd be cool to carry on doing films, but when I was a kid I wanted to be an ice cream man. ~ Rupert Grint

But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al ~ Kim Harrison

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays." ~Unknown Author ~ Rebecca Gober

A man born with the energy of the new sun, will always struggle to make dreams come true. ~ Auliq Ice

There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out! ~ John Candy

After I won the Tony Award, the film floodgates opened, so I was like a kid in a candy store. ~ Dan Fogler

I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy. ~ Daven Anderson

I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now. ~ Bubba Sparxxx

Seth was a wonderful kisser. He gave the kind of kisses that melted into your mouth and filled you with sweetness. They were like cotton candy. ~ Richelle Mead

The road through grief is a rocky one. Traveling along it requires courage, patience, wisdom, and hope. ~ Candy Lightner

I've done movies for certain reasons; I did 'Anaconda' because the black man lives. Simple. The black man isn't dead in the first three pages, like Jurassic Park. It's like, 'The black man kills the snake with a Latino girl? Damn! I got to do this.' ~ Ice Cube

No healthy man, in his secret heart, is content with his destiny. He is tortured by dreams and images as a child is tortured by the thought of a state of existence in which it would live in a candy store and have two stomachs. ~ H.L. Mencken

Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question. ~ Oscar Auliq-Ice

Never trust a skinny ice cream man. ~ Ben Cohen

Me and Mr. Brainwash in Toronto signing his mural at Hard Candy Fitness Opening! #artforfreedom ~ Madonna Ciccone

Here is a good joke. The little boy walks into an ice cream store, He asks for a sundae with extra hot fudge sauce. 'I'm sorry." says tje ice cream man. "Hot fudge only comes in one temperature." Mark, Florida ~ Susan Magsamen

Inside the tin of sweets are four jewels, like candy drops. Look at them closely...and stories spill out. ~ Jun Mochizuki

As long as I can remember, male candy eaters have been ill-used, misunderstood, and denigrated, in films and on television, as weak, self-indulgent, soft, effeminate, undisciplined, and venal. Most of us have been driven underground. We eat our candy alone and on the sly. We never experience the intimacy of sharing candy with others - unless we have chosen our mates wisely. ~ Jeffrey Steingarten

I wasn't allowed to have sugar as a kid. We didn't have candy or soda or anything, so Easter and Halloween were my favorite times 'cause I could eat as much candy as I wanted. ~ Kaley Cuoco

Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars. ~ William Davis

I feel like cotton candy: sugar and air. Squeeze me and I'd turn into a small sickly damp wad of weeping pinky-red. ~ Margaret Atwood

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago. ~ John Candy

Don't plan too hard, because something much better might be out there. ~ Candy Crowley

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass! ~ Dwayne Johnson

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. ~ Glenn Beck

Our public spaces are as profound as we allow them to be, ~ Candy Chang

The world becomes more rewarding when you let yourself look beyond what you're searching for. ~ Candy Chang

Knowledge inside us, is a gift that can never be returned. ~ Auliq Ice

Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for. ~ Nicholson Baker

Reimagine a way communities can be rebuilt. ~ Candy Chang

Apple, candy apple, funnel cake, cotton candy, and a root beer float. ~ Wendy Mass

A man of God who falls in love with a woman who worships idols will turn him to a zombie. ~ Auliq Ice

Never say never, because you never know ~ Candy Ann

JUST LIKE CANDY is a delicious, decadent treat. ~ Cheyenne McCray

I think that love is like candy."
"I don't like candy either," I say.
He smiles at me and shakes his head. "I think anyone who says they don't like candy just hasn't found the right flavor. ~ Heather Hepler

The mind is the great poem of winter, the man,
Who, to find what will suffice,
Destroys romantic tenements
Of rose and ice ... ~ Wallace Stevens

No way! Let me tell you, I'm no Elvis. Elvis had his time. I'm Vanilla Ice, and it's my turn now. ~ Vanilla Ice

Parents shouldn't assume children are made out of sugar candy and will break and collapse instantly. Kids don't. We do. ~ Maurice Sendak

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy. ~ Demetri Martin

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. ~ George Carlin

I am a star because I have always felt so alienated and I project this feeling to others. ~ Candy Darling

It's like they want to shut rappers down. They want to silence us. The Supreme Court says it's OK for a white man to burn a cross in public. But nobody wants a black man to write a record about a cop killer. ~ Ice-T

But if they ever saw a sunrise on a mountain morning/Watched those cotton candy clouds roll by/They'd know why I live beneath these Western Skies. ~ Chris LeDoux

The only control you have is the amount of work you put into something. Never lose because someone else worked harder than you. ~ Candy Atkins

Complaining solves nothing but creative problem solving amongst people with a common focus will produce solutions. ~ Auliq Ice

You can keep a piece of candy in its wrapper for up to twenty years. After that, it turns into a hideous black goo. ~ Darlene Lacey

I was born in Dallas, Texas, but I was raised in south Florida. 'Ice Ice Baby' is about that area. ~ Vanilla Ice

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that. ~ Tre Cool

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said ... my tummy itches. ~ Steve Carell

Playing Candy Crush Saga and reading have been my solutions to minimising evil thoughts and avoiding gossips. ~ Oppong Amankwaa

I have always believed that socially unacceptable men make much better lovers because they are more sensitive. ~ Candy Darling

Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you. ~ Daniel Handler

Usually you kind of give the President a pass on leaking confidential stuff. ~ Candy Crowley

Working with Candy Bergen was really wonderful. ~ Jacqueline Bisset

God gave you two hands one belongs to you and the other to your fellow man. ~ Auliq Ice

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin, would you still be beautiful? ~ Auliq Ice

For a man who makes his salvation perfect through suffering, is more of a saint and a loving hero of nature. ~ Auliq Ice

By educating the young, we are building a liberating potential force indirectly. ~ Auliq Ice