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I hated visiting Hephaestus's office. His desk toys were so mesmerizing I found myself staring at them for hours, sometimes decades. I missed the entire 1480s that way ~ Rick Riordan
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Die," I repeated.
"Yeah."
"Not disappear, not wouldn't come back, not suffer defeat."
"Nope. Die. Or more accurately, three letters, starts with D."
"Not dad then," I suggested. "Or dog. ~ Rick Riordan
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Caves of blue.
Strike the hue.
Westward, burning.
Pages turning.
Indiana.
Ripe banana.
Happiness approaches.
Serpents and roaches.
There once was a god named Apollo
Who plunged in a cave blue and hollow
Upon a three-seater
The bronze fire-eater
Was forced death and madness to swallow ~ Rick Riordan
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Γνῶθι σεαυτόν (gnothi seauton: know thyself.) ~ Apollo
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Although there are many trial marriages ... there is no such thing as a trial child. ~ Gail Sheehy
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Apollo stepped toward Athena. "Let's break down this idea step-by-step. How would we be able to use Perses? The last time I checked, he was in Tartarus."
"He is still there." Athena tipped her chin up. "And as you know, he is not dead. He is only entombed."
"And how do you think we're going to release him?" Apollo demanded, brows slashed. "Zeus would never agree to this."
"I am Zeus' favorite child." Her smile beamed. Apollo's blue eyes rolled. ~ Jennifer L. Armentrout
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I gotta say" - Apollo broke the silence - "these kids did okay." He cleared his throat and began to recite: "Heroes win laurels - "
Um, yes, first class," Hermes interrupted, like he was anxious to avoid Apollo's poetry. ~ Rick Riordan
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Python opened his eyes. "What do you want?"
"To sing you songs about my awesomeness!"
"Oh, please. Just kill me now."
"Okay!" Apollo drew his bow and shot the snake between the eyes. Then he sang a song about his awesomeness. ~ Rick Riordan
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This brings to mind an expression I coined ages ago: A peach a day keeps the plague spirits away!'
Percy sneezed. 'I though it was apples and doctors.'
The karpos hissed.
'Or peaches,' Percy said. 'Peaches work too.'
'Peaches,' agrees the karpos.
Percy wiped his nose. 'Not criticizing, but why is her grooting? ~ Rick Riordan
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Meg peered at me over the top of her glasses. "You're the dumbest god ever ~ Rick Riordan
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James teaches us that we can be victors instead of victims, if we will mentally prepare ourselves by: 1. celebrating the reason behind our trials; 2. calculating the results of our trials; 3. calling on God's resources in our trials; 4. considering our reactions to our trials; 5. contemplating the reward of our trials. ~ David Jeremiah
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It may be self published... but it's still a business! ~ Apollo Butler
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At this point in my career, Apollo 13 is a million light years away. ~ Kathleen Quinlan
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I'd tell you to say hello to Jason from me, but he'll be in Elysium. You . . . won't. ~ Rick Riordan
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My body is just a costume for my soul. ~ Apollo Poe
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Sports make you sweat and smell. Stay in school, use your brain. Be a thinker, not a stinker. ~ Apollo Creed
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My favorite Twombly is 'Apollo and the Artist,' with the big 'Apollo' written across it. ~ Jean-Michel Basquiat
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Apollo, Apollo - but he is my lord. I will keep silence. He is wise forever, though his oracle spoke brutal words. We are bound to acquiesce. And you must do now as Fate and Zeus ordain. ~ Euripides
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Getting high only made me think of you more. ~ Apollo Figueiredo
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I've learned through a series of trials and errors that the median space is actually what's missing in our daily walk. ~ Carlos Wallace
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Save Apollo!" she yelled. My spirits soared. Yes, thank you!I wanted to yell. FINALLY someone has their priorities straight! ~ Rick Riordan
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Your arrows may strike all things else, Apollo, but mine shall strike you. ~ Thomas Bulfinch
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And thus was their burial of Apollo, god of the sun. ~ Kendare Blake
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Protect the daughters of Zeus." Fire flickered in Apollo's eyes. "Kronos is among you. ~ Lisa Kessler
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In the west, Apollo and Dionysus strive for victory. Apollo makes the boundary lines that are civilization but that lead to convention, constraint, oppression. Dionysus is energy unbound, mad, callous, destructive, wasteful. Apollo is law, history, tradition, the dignity and safety of custom and form. Dionysus is the new, exhilarating but rude, sweeping all away to begin again. Apollo is a tyrant, Dionysus is a vandal. ~ Camille Paglia
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There!" Apollo pointed. "Long Island, dead ahead. Let's slow down, dear. 'Dead' is only an expression. ~ Rick Riordan
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He seemed to be staring at the chain hanging from the ceiling fan. Seconds later, he confirmed this by reaching out and tugging the chain.
Light clicked on.
He tugged the chain again.
Light went off.
Oh for gods' sake, he had a mean case of ADD sometimes. "Apollo," I snapped. ~ Jennifer L. Armentrout
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Apollo is hot, no pun intended. ~ Courtney
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On most things except witch trials, Virginia will always have been first. ~ Morgan Griffith
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The Muses were dumb while Apollo lectured. ~ Charles Lamb
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Inscribed on the temple of Apollo ~ Maya Angelou
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Trials come. Tribulation comes. Fires of refinement come. The purpose of refinement is to bring to light the things hidden in darkness and then remove them ~ Robin Bertram
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Then the glow grew brighter: a holographic golden sickle with a few sheaves of wheat, rotating just above Meg McCaffrey.
A boy in the crowd gasped. "She's a communist! ~ Rick Riordan
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The day Apollo 11 landed, I knew men would walk on Mars in my lifetime. I'm no longer nearly so sure. The last budget put forward in Canada contained not a penny for Mars. ~ Spider Robinson
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Trials don't come to take what you have, they come to supply what you lack ~ Emmanuel Igunbor
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The swan is not without cause dedicated to Apollo, because foreseeing his happiness in death, he dies with singing and pleasure. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Time flies when you're having fun, and I've been having fun for the last thirty years.
Reflecting on the upcoming 30th anniversary of Apollo 11. ~ Pete Conrad
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The problem with love is this: It dies. And when it does, you die with it. ~ Apollo Blake
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Your trials can release your Gifts and Dreams. Your trials can set you free. ~ Bo Sanchez
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Our trials, our sorrows, and our grieves develop us. ~ Orison Swett Marden
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The strong overcome several trials.
The determined overcome numerous trials.
The resilient overcome many trials.
The extraordinary overcome countless trials. ~ Matshona Dhliwayo
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Some writers hate to go to trials, but I love trials. ~ Ann Rule
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Harlem's Apollo is probably the most well-known music hall in the world. ~ Shawn Amos
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Apollo watched me closely, intently. "No."

My eyes narrowed. "No to what?"

"I'm not sending you after them. Not yet," he said, surprising me into silence - a rarity. "I have another task for you. You need to leave for southern Virginia immediately. I'd snap your sunshine-and-rainbows ass there, but now that you've annoyed me, you'll drive the twenty or so hours to get there."

Okay. That was irritating, but I kind of liked road trips, so whatever. "What's in southern Virginia?"

"Radford University."

I waited.

I waited some more, and then sighed. "Okay. You want me to enroll in college?" I asked, and Apollo tipped back his head and laughed so loudly, he actually whooped. I frowned. "What the hell is so funny about that idea?"

"You. College. Using your head. That's what's funny."

I was seconds away from blasting him with akasha. ~ Jennifer L. Armentrout
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Some of the wives didn't keep up with the program. It started breaking apart during the Apollo days. ~ Wally Schirra
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We cannot relive Apollo, but we can preserve its legacy; we can continue to tell the story. ~ Alan Bean
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Happiness does not mean being free from problems and trials, but finding purpose in problems and trials can result in abundant happiness. ~ Hank Smith
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I feel we need to remind the world about the Apollo missions and that we can still do impossible things. ~ Buzz Aldrin
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The trials and tribulations in your life make you stronger. ~ Taylor Swift
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Basically, Apollo was more of a mediator between Zeus in Olympus and Perseus on Earth. He played much more of an active role. ~ Luke Evans
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I lay there. Lay there. The places we call home, are never remembered on a map. And all manic episodes start with a thought. ~ Apollo Figueiredo
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Wounds are life's trophies for enduring trials. ~ Matshona Dhliwayo
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Trials can be hard, if you don't know God. ~ Al Green
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I really don't miss the trials and courtroom appearances. ~ Marcia Clark
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I wanted to play the Apollo because I didn't think I was going to be on the earth long. ~ Rick James
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It's nearly impossible to overstate how fully my father has devoted himself to Apollo Group and its mission since he created Apollo Group four decades ago. ~ Peter Sperling
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There is a weirdness about having a famous pre-pubescent in the house when you are going through the trials and tribulations of adolescence. ~ Danny Bonaduce
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Our ancestors are totally essential to our every waking moment, although most of us don't even have the faintest idea about their lives, their trials, their hardships or challenges. ~ Annie Lennox
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My greatest trials come through those professing to be near and attached friends, who expect things. ~ Grover Cleveland
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Apollo was held the god of physic and sender of disease. Both were originally the same trade, and still continue. ~ Jonathan Swift
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All trials are trials for one's life. ~ Oscar Wilde
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Once upon a time, we soared into the Solar System. For a few years. Then we hurried back. Why? What happened? What was 'Apollo' really about? ~ Carl Sagan
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When it comes to dead bodies in current psychotropic trials, there are a greater number of them in the active treatment groups than in the placebo groups. This is quite different from what happens in penicillin trials or trials of drugs that really work. -David Healy (282) ~ Robert Whitaker
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The Apollo programme of the 1960s had some weight problems, too; in particular, the lunar lander needed some fairly drastic weight-reduction work. ~ Henry Spencer
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I spent most of my youth in Manchester, in clubs and football grounds and the Manchester Apollo. ~ John Simm
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In Russia, less than one percent of trials end with an acquittal. With trials that were initiated for political reasons those chances are zero. ~ Lyudmila Alexeyeva
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The night I won at the Apollo, I was only doing it for the $10. ~ Sarah Vaughan
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We all have trials and tribulations and that shows who we are as a person. ~ Travis Browne
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Hey, Apollo," Maddox called. "We were just talking. If Dylan can't stay here, Ben and I could rearrange some stuff, see if he could stay with us." Hah. Apollo knew the "rearranging stuff" would undoubtedly include jockeying for whether Dylan shared Ben's bed or Maddox's by summer's end and just...no. Something angry and surprisingly protective unfurled in his gut. "He's staying here," Apollo said firmly before he could recall the words. The girls sent up a delighted squeal, and Dustin grinned widely. Ben winked at him, and Apollo knew he'd been had. Fuck. ~ Annabeth Albert
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My next book is on the Salem witch trials. As a small-town Massachusetts girl, this makes me very happy. So does the reunion with documents! ~ Stacy Schiff
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To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were allowed to set foot inside the White House, while Michael Collins was forced to drive around in circles outside. ~ Conan O'Brien
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Apollo, sacred guard of earth's true core, Whence first came frenzied, wild prophetic word ... ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
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I vote, I challenge Bathymaasy and we shoot arrows at you dearest brother. Artemis
Set and Bathymaas laughed.
Apollo, not so much. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
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countdown for Apollo 12 in 1969. Marcia Dunn | 381 words Jack King, a NASA public affairs official who became the voice of the Apollo moon shots, died June 11 at a hospice center near the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. He was 84 ~ Anonymous
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Often trials and tribulations are allowed to come into our lives because of what we are doing right. ~ Glenn L. Pace
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No man, without trials and temptations, can attain a true understanding of the Holy Scriptures. ~ John Bunyan
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This life is full of trials and tribulations, so you have to capture humor whenever and wherever you can find it. ~ Steven Callahan
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Hazel's immortal steed, the lightning-fast Arion, gave me the side-eye and nickered as if to say, This fool ain't no Apollo.
"Good to see you too, cuz," I grumbled. ~ Rick Riordan
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The Dark Prophecy
The words that memory wrought are set to fire,
Ere new moon rises o'er the Devils Mount.
The changeling lord shall face a dire,
Till bodies fill the Tiber beyond count.

Yet southward the sun now trace its course,
Through mazes dark to lands of scorching death
To find the master of the swift white horse
And wrest from him the crossword speaker's breath.

To westward palace must the Lester go;
Demeter's daughter finds her ancient roots.
The cloven guide alone the way does know,
To walk the path in thine own enemy's boots.

We three are known and Tiber reached alive,
'Tis only then Apollo starts to jive. ~ Rick Riordan
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I used to be a street performer, and performances on Venice Beach, it's like playing the Apollo: They let you know if they don't like you! ~ Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
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Come ye trials and challanges; come life's big waves, for I am ready? ~ Mas Oyama
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We all face storms in life. Some are more difficult than others, but we all go through trials and tribulation. That's why we have the gift of faith. ~ Joyce Meyer
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If there's no other alternative, I support civilian trials for terrorists. ~ Rudy Giuliani
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Regarding trials, including of our faith and patience, there are no exemptions-only variations. ~ Neal A. Maxwell
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The words of Mercury are harsh after the songs of Apollo. You that; we this way. ~ William Shakespeare
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Cut is the branch that might have grown full straight,
And burnèd is Apollo's laurel-bough,
That sometime grew within this learnèd man. ~ Christopher Marlowe
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The biggest benefit of Apollo was the inspiration it gave to a growing generation to get into science and aerospace. ~ Buzz Aldrin
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Apollo was a big, unwieldy vehicle. I had a problem with the flight controllers over that. It would try to fare its way like an airplane. ~ Wally Schirra
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Q: Prove God doesn't exist. A: That's a tough one. Show me how it's done by proving Zeus and Apollo don't exist, and I'll use your method. ~ Pat Condell
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All trials and challenges has a purpose. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita
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His Majesty [the Lord] ... rewards great services with trials, and there can be no better reward, for out of trials springs love for God. ~ Teresa Of Avila
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Millions of people were inspired by the Apollo Program. I was five years old when I watched Apollo 11 unfold on television, and without any doubt it was a big contributor to my passions for science, engineering, and exploration. ~ Jeff Bezos
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We poor creatures are born for man's pleasure and amusement, and destined to go through endless sufferings and trials. ~ Queen Victoria
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I did 'Showtime at the Apollo' when I was 10, and it was the first time that I'd ever performed on TV, and it felt great. ~ Sevyn Streeter
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I speak with the Eternal through the instrument of nature, through the world's history: I read the soul of the artist in his Apollo. ~ Friedrich Schiller
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Sometimes trials...
Bring out the hard-hearted nature of a good person and make him unforgiving.
And, sometimes trials...
Help a socially snubbed person to live a humane life and make him appreciable!
Its called TIME that exposes people truly. ~ Salsabeel
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We are too prone to engrave our trials in marble and write our blessings in sand. ~ Charles Spurgeon
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My Brethren if thou endure thy trials well though shalt be exalted. ~ Joseph Smith Jr.
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Money trials are not the hardest, and somehow or other, they are always overcome. ~ Amelia Barr
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Well," said Apollo with a brave smile. "You were right, my dear. You had everything under control! Let's go see if we boiled anyone important, shall we? ~ Rick Riordan
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