Famint S Padl Lap Quotes

The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the sound of a lap dog. ~ George Will

I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me. ~ Stan Lee

You have a 45mm automatic pistol on your lap, and I have a 35mm camera on my lap, and my weapon is just as powerful as yours. (To Black Panther militant Eldridge Cleaver) ~ Gordon Parks

I can write with a crying child on my lap. I have. Often. ~ David Baldacci

I'll make my heaven in a lady's lap ~ William Shakespeare

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back. ~ Eddie Griffin

I've grown up in the lap of the world. ~ Carmen Dell'Orefice

Pansies in soft April rains Fill their stalks with honeyed sap Drawn from Earth's prolific lap. ~ Bayard Taylor

It's very, very rare in this business [moviemaking] where a script lands on your lap ready to go. ~ Leonardo DiCaprio

O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living. ~ Fanny Fern

Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered. ~ Franz Grillparzer

Assuredly, the size of (Cadel) Evans' heart will come to be compared to Phar Lap. ~ Paul Ramadge

I never went after fame. It fell into my lap. ~ Caitlyn Jenner

Who are the violets now
That strew the lap of the new-come spring? ~ William Shakespeare

I had no idea In-N-Out was going to fall on my lap as soon as it did. ~ Lynsi Torres

Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine. ~ Bill Maher

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant ... because I believe in myself. ~ Hannibal Buress

I didn't have a clue where I was going on my first lap of practice. ~ Joey Dunlop

Cats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat. ~ Anne Enright

But winter lingering chills the lap of May. ~ Oliver Goldsmith

My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here [in her lap]. I'm fine, I turned out okay. ~ Freddie Prinze, Jr.

Everything that ever happened to me fell in my lap. ~ Oveta Culp Hobby

Gradually, they learned that politics is fundamentally a great business, a struggling and a haggling for advantages, over whose lap collects the most rewards cast by the legislation-machine. ~ Friedrich Naumann

There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better to stain the napkin than your clothing. The other is that it can serve as a perfect hiding place. Practically nobody is nosey enough to take the napkin off a lap to see what is hidden there. ~ Lemony Snicket

Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up. ~ Orson Welles

Nothing falls into a man's lap from heaven. It is from labour that life grows. ~ Adolf Hitler

I'm sympathetic to the decent and hapless footsoldier into whose lap falls the unenviable duty of carrying out fubar policies. ~ Rene Balcer

Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap. ~ Bill Bryson

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! ~ Rodney Dangerfield

You can pray until you faint, but unless you get up and try to do something, God is not going to put it in your lap. ~ Fannie Lou Hamer

The baby romped on my lap like a short stout salmon. ~ Sylvia Townsend Warner

Everyone thinks something like 'The Hills' just falls into your lap. It's not true. You have to work for everything. ~ Brody Jenner

Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap. ~ Liv Ullmann

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really. ~ Robin Williams

Winter lingered so long in the lap of Spring that it occasioned a great deal of talk. ~ Bill Nye

Modeling was something that fell into my lap. It was fun to travel and make money, but it always seemed like a hobby. ~ Carey Lowell

Blink and you miss a sprint. The 10,000 meters is lap after lap of waiting. Theatrically, the mile is just the right length: beginning, middle, end, a story unfolding. ~ Sebastian Coe

Of course there were areas of safety; nothing could get at me if I curled up on my father's lap, holding his ear with one thumb tucked into it ... All about him was safe. ~ Naomi Mitchison

Professionally, I have no major goals. That's partly because I'm really flaky. I want things, but I don't go after them. I'd rather they be placed in my lap. ~ Valerie Bertinelli

Even at the End of Days, there will be lap dancing. ~ Chris Rose

And you're too nice," he added, above the lap-lap of the water and the patter of sand on the water-lily leaves. "I was relying on you being too jealous to let that demon near the place. ~ Diana Wynne Jones

Qualifying is all about putting everything that you have and that the car has in one lap. It's like a rush, I really enjoy that. ~ Sebastian Vettel

We must regard Sarah Palin as the Carmella Soprano of the GOP
an enabling wife of organized crime, who sees, hears and speaks no evil of the boys in her old-boy network for whom she does this ideological lap dance. ~ Cintra Wilson

Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism. ~ Edward Abbey

One more lap, Denny! One more lap! Faster! ~ Garth Stein

Sitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location. ~ Julian Green

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap! ~ Bill Cosby

Sedition is bred in the lap of luxury and its chosen emissaries are the beggared spendthrift and the impoverished libertine. ~ George Bancroft

Gashed with honourable scars,Low in Glory's lap they lie;Though they fell, they fell like stars,Streaming splendour through the sky. ~ James Montgomery

Good things aren't supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first. ~ Audrey Hepburn

The primary duty of an exception handler is to get the error out of the lap of the programmer and into the surprised face of the user. Provided you keep this cardinal rule in mind, you can't go far wrong. ~ Verity Stob

In his mind she lay at his lap with his fingers gliding thru her straight beautiful hair. He smiles and says your beauty lights up everything around you. ~ Rumi

How gladly would I meet mortality, my sentence, and be earth in sensible! How glad would lay me down, as in my mother's lap! There I should rest, and sleep secure. ~ John Milton

Just make sure you're gone by the time we get to Miles's. It creeps me out to see you sitting in his lap without his permission. ~ Alyson Noel

I wrote six pilots, none of which ever got picked up. When you stop trying, it then it falls in your lap. ~ George R R Martin

She stares at me through her tears and then scampers on her hands and knees into my lap. I stroke her hair and marvel that this is the second naked broken chick I've comforted in my lap today. I'm beginning to feel like the fucking psychotic woman whisperer. ~ Anonymous

This directing thing just sort of fell my way and landed in my lap. ~ Charles S. Dutton

I do 90 minutes of exercise a day, and obviously I have the lap band ... (it's) about being fitter, happier and more active.' But he admitted: 'I'm an idiot. I (still) smoke and do all those things I shouldn't do. ~ James Packer

I'm in love with boxing. It fell into my lap and I have been in love with it ever since. ~ Keith Thurman

It's really over, isn't it?"
He laughed and pulled me into his lap. "That's the beauty of it all. Nothing's over. It's just a new start. ~ Kiersten White

His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap ~ Irving Stone

I started swimming when I was four because my brother wanted to join a swim team, and I wanted to do what he did. They said I had to be six, but if I could swim a lap, then I could participate. So I swam a lap, and the rest is history. ~ Summer Sanders

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode ~ Lilian Jackson Braun

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ~ Alfred North Whitehead

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Stella:
And when he comes back I cry on his lap like a baby..
[she smiles to herself]
Blanche:
I guess that is what is meant by being in love.. ~ Tennessee Williams

I believe in fate and what's meant to be mine will be mine, and if it's not in my lap, then it's not mine. ~ Cameron Diaz

When I stop chasing all the wrong things in life all the good things start to fall into my lap. ~ Danny Castillo

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse. ~ Lynn Swann

Like Scout and her father in To Kill a Mockingbird, my father would pull me onto his lap each night in our four-room apartment and read aloud. ~ Jim Trelease

I think you have to feel comfortable with your car. You have to go into turn one, every lap, with confidence. You have to be sure of yourself and your equipment. ~ Danica Patrick

Here rests his head upon the lap of earth, A youth to fortune and to fame unknown: Fair Science frown'd not on his humble birth, And Melancholy mark'd him for her own. ~ Thomas Gray

I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato. ~ Ariel Pink

I never planned on doing a book about Paul Farmer or his organization. I met him in Haiti when I was on a magazine assignment. It's almost like his story sort of fell in my lap. ~ Tracy Kidder

Writers take words seriously - perhaps the last professional class that does - and they struggle to steer their own through the crosswinds of meddling editors and careless typesetters and obtuse and malevolent reviewers into the lap of the ideal reader. ~ John Updike

Your fame is as the grass, whose hue comes and goes, and His might withers it by whose power it sprang from the lap of the earth. ~ Dante Alighieri

Every day there comes a moment when a person lays his hands in his lap and all his busyness collapses like ashes. The work accomplished is, from the soul's point of view, entirely imaginary. ~ Robert Musil

The Woodshed Orchestra trade in exuberance and might, a glistening thunderslap on the hind of musical atrophy. These songs leap from disc to lap, a many-legged beast trundling with joy and vision. ~ Dave Bidini

I'm just full of surprises." Watching her, he waved the wrapped bar from side to side. "You can have the candy if you sit on my lap."
That sounds like something perverted old men say to young, stupid girls."
I'm not old, and you're not stupid." He sat, patted his knee. "It's Belgian chocolate."
Just because I'm sitting on your lap and eating your candy doesn't mean you can cop a feel," she said as she folded into his lap. ~ J.D. Robb

The first stair to failure is ignorance. Keep learning by leaning on the lap of information and you'll take the lead! ~ Israelmore Ayivor

No vernal blooms their torpid rocks array,
But winter lingering chills the lap of May;
No zephyr fondly sues the mountain's breast,
But meteors glare, and stormy glooms invest. ~ Oliver Goldsmith

You're pulling 4-5G for a lot of the corners around the lap. We build up lactic acid because there are a lot of vibrations in the car, and you have to have strong legs to hit the brake pedal. We need to be fit to do every lap at 100%. ~ Jenson Button

I'd prefer to stand when ladies are standing," he said quietly to Livia.
She longed to smooth a balm on all his wounds. "Blake, I'm exhausted. What I really need is a nice, strong lap to sit on to get me out to the car."
He reached up and stroked her hair. "I could be a lap for you, my tired angel. ~ Debra Anastasia

I'm quite happy with the music carrying on. I've never been one to clamor for fame. It just got dumped in my lap. The ambition is definitely not fame. The ambition is to be creative. ~ Bryan Adams

I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu's lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. "Dude." I sat up groggily. "Not cool." "But he gave you a lovely hairdo," Sadie said. "Agh-agh!" Khufu agreed. ~ Rick Riordan

There is no home as comfortable as your father's arms and no bed as soft as your mother's lap. ~ Faraaz Kazi

If I find a green meadow splashed with daisies and sit down beside a clear-running brook, I have found medicine. It soothes my hurts as well as when I sat in my mother's lap in infancy, because the Earth really is my mother, and the green meadow is her lap. ~ Deepak Chopra

If I had criteria, it would just be that I want to play active people who can solve problems, not people who have things thrust in their lap and need somebody to solve their problems for them. ~ Mackenzie Davis

You are a child if you thought I didn't know, for all your smothering yourself under that hot lap robe. Of course, I knew. Why else do you think I've been -
He stopped suddenly and a silence fell between them. He picked up the reins and clucked to the horse. ~ Margaret Mitchell

I grew up performing and singing. And acting, the idea of it just sort of fell into my lap. And I was a little hesitant at first, but I was like, 'Okay, I'll try it.' ~ Lucy Hale

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part. ~ Garry Shandling

As she left the room, Po went to Katsa, pulled her up, sat himself in her chair, and drew her into his lap. Shushing her, he rocked her, the two of them holding on to each other as if it were the only thing keeping the world from bursting apart. ~ Kristin Cashore

Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my lap, and Dopey, to my great surprise, began to scream like a girl, very close to my ear ... ~ Meg Cabot

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap? Ophelia: No, my lord. Hamlet: DId you think I meant country matters? Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord. Hamlet: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs. Ophelia: What is, my lord? Hamlet: Nothing. ~ William Shakespeare

Winning is euphoric, but it lasts a short time. You've got to lap it up, then move on to the next thing. I think I've kept winning because I haven't attached myself to past successes. ~ Stephanie Gilmore

Cat's are unpredictable. It is a fine line between the cure, inquisitive and innocent creature resting on our lap and the hissing, spitting and deranged banshee it might become at any moment. This is why we're trying always to win their love. ~ George Takei

In class, Laura almost always stares into her lap, where she hides her phone. She thinks if the phone is in her lap she has effectively concealed it. She has no idea how obvious and transparent this maneuver is. Samuel has not asked her to stop checking her phone in class, mostly so he can savage her grade at the end of the semester when he doles out "participation points. ~ Nathan Hill

Hopefully my fan base doesn't lock me into 'Twilight,' you lose yourself. You should do things for you, and I have been really lucky to have things that really rock me and really move me falling into my lap. ~ Kristen Stewart

It's not always the case that things will fall into your lap or that life will be great, but it's all about perspective and having a positive outlook. If something goes wrong you say: "That happened for a reason, what can I learn from that and how can I grow?" ~ Chris Pine

LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males. ~ Ambrose Bierce