Beverly Hills Ninja Funny Quotes

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's third wife Day. ~ Jay Leno

Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules. ~ Lisa Vanderpump

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3. ~ Colin Mochrie

Maybe, when you hear the name "Beverly," you think of Beverly Hills
people wandering the streets with their heads shot off by money. ~ Denis Johnson

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long, you become a Mercedes. ~ Robert Redford

There will be hoards of vampire bats descending on Beverly Hills ... We'll see if they can find any real flesh to puncture. I don't know. ~ Lucy Lawless

If envy were the cause of terrorism, Beverly Hills [and] Fifth Avenue ... would have become targets long ago. ~ Fareed Zakaria

There are a lot of people in Beverly Hills who come from the Middle East, who are very much a part of the Beverly Hills fabric, and their kids grew up with the privileges of Beverly Hills. And yet they still have to deal with a lot of the prejudice against them for being foreign-born. ~ Amy Heckerling

Jesus Christ! I would crawl over the mountains of Beverly Hills on my hands and knees if I could do a movie with Doris Day! ~ John Wayne

For instance, I'm in Beverly Hills right now at a hotel. I told myself, "Man, it's so beautiful out here. If I ever moved to L.A., I would probably want to buy a house in Beverly Hills." The thing is, once I leave Beverly Hills, [I realize] there's no bodegas in Beverly Hills. Once I leave L.A. and go back to Miami or if I go visit New York, it's like, "Oh man, there's the bodega." What I'm saying is that you can't forget the reality. Sometimes people take success and forget about reality. ~ DJ Khaled

I'm not interested in making money, or being wealthy enough to have a villa in Beverly Hills, because in Paris I don't need that much money. ~ Ludivine Sagnier

To all my friends in Los Angeles: the Sultan of Brunei, owner of the Beverly Hills Hotel, has signed legislation calling for gay people to be stoned to death. ~ Cleve Jones

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air. ~ Bob Saget

Bianca, Bianca, Bianca. The guys chanted her name over and over again like she was the real MVP Kevin Durant had talked about in his acceptance speech. They followed her to center floor like a mob of wild animals, led by Jamal, until the cheerleading coach finally escorted the stampeding rhinos off the court. ~ Lola Beverly Hills

They are not happy out there. Take a walk today and look at how many people smile. Look at how troubled they are, unhappy, stressed out. Go through the ghetto or go through Beverly Hills. ~ Frederick Lenz

I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me. ~ Gilbert Gottfried

In Beverly Hills, it's very spoiled in terms of the quality of life. I think the climate and the space and the quality of life in Beverly Hills is exceptional. ~ Lisa Vanderpump

When I was 13, Eddie Murphy was to me what Chris Tucker was to 13-year-olds when I made 'Rush Hour.' And 'Rush Hour' really came out of the fact that I grew up watching 'Beverly Hills Cop' and '48 Hrs.' ~ Brett Ratner

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. ~ Bob Newhart

I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don't raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies. ~ Andrew Dice Clay

As Beverly Hills becomes more Iranian-Jewish, it is becoming politically conservative. ~ Ben Stein

You have buttered your bread. Now you must lie on it. ~ Beverly Rycroft

sometimes i play fruit ninja for 2 hours and the i have diaria ~ Roslyn Grant

I get my highlights touched up with Susan Henry at Shades in Beverly Hills. She developed hypo-allergenic hair color products with no ammonia because she's allergic to others; she's an incredible colorist. She does balayage instead of the foils, and I'll go and she will do my entire head of highlights in an hour. ~ Jennifer Morrison

I found a nanny/child care position in Beverly Hills taking care of a 3-year-old and a 17-year-old. They had a large, wealthy house. I learned that I liked the way rich people lived. I learned that they were not smarter than me. ~ Mark Burnett

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? ~ Jennifer L. Armentrout

Wise men say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. ~ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja? ~ Rachel Caine

Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja! ~ Sho Kosugi

There are challenges as far as underfunding in various parts of the city. But spirit and sense of community is so much stronger in the places we've been. In Hollywood and Beverly Hills for example, people stay to themselves and live away from others in their gated communities. Despite being a native West Angelino, I had never really felt a strong sense of community until "South Of Wilshire". I now feel it because of the show. ~ Harvey Levin

The average strawberry has about 200 seeds. ~ Fruit Ninja

Only Person U Can Trust In This World Is Yourself. ~ D. McKay

Celebs that hit the West Hollywood/Beverly Hills quadrant and places like the Urth Caffe are not exactly trying to keep a low profile; it's sort of like if LeBron James went to an ESPN Zone and then whined about being hounded for autographs. ~ Stephen Rodrick

Happiness isn't wanting what you can get, but wanting what you have. ~ Beverly Lewis

In L.A., I love the L'Ermitage in Beverly Hills. Also, the Beverly Wilshire, where they make great huevos rancheros. I also love Shutters on the Beach, where I walk around everywhere in a bathrobe. ~ Adam Richman

I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my front yard. They will sell you anything or anybody's in the world as long as they can get a first payment ... It used to be only Iowa that was out here but now they have three or four adjoining states interested and they are here, too. Real estate agents - you never saw as many in your life; they are as thick as bootleggers. ~ Will Rogers

Well, she thought, I'm certainly bright. She had wanted to meet a new boy and when she finally did meet one she didn't even find out his name ~ Beverly Cleary

Achievement. Just another skill of a ninja. ~ Jarius Raphel

That damn mara was an emotional ninja, sneaking up on your heart when you least expected it. ~ Rachel Vincent

Oh well, thought Jane, that's how men are. He's probably taking it for granted. She found it very pleasant to be taken for granted by Stan ~ Beverly Cleary

Thankfully, Plott hadn't taken them very far inside. ~ Beverly Barton

The Lord God sees this here mess from on high. ~ Beverly Lewis

You can recognize a pioneer by the arrows in his back. ~ Beverly Rubik

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?"
"You are not a ninja, Shane."
"I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet. ~ Rachel Caine

You're just a really loud, awkward ninja, but we are both ninjas. ~ John Green

All knowledge is valuable to a librarian. ~ Beverly Cleary

I am not a pest, Ramona Quimby told her big sister Beezus. ~ Beverly Cleary

Any excess in life is a substitute for something that's missing. ~ Beverly Sills

And the muscles of his scrawny arms Are strong as rubber bands. ~ Beverly Cleary

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. ~ Beverly Sills

Ellen might have known her best friend would think of something like that. ~ Beverly Cleary

Courage is fear on its knees. ~ Beverly Lewis

FBI Girl is touching and funny, inspiring and tragic, enlightening and sad. I closed the book with tears in my eyes and admiration in my heart for the girl Maura Conlon was and the writer she became. ~ Beverly Donofrio

Poor Miss Binney, dressed like Mother Goose, now had the responsibility of sixty-eight boys and girls. ~ Beverly Cleary

I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood. ~ Megan Fox

Don't use your mommy ninja skills on me. ~ Ottilie Weber

I had a very wise mother. She always kept books that were my grade level in our house. ~ Beverly Cleary

Trust in him at all times ... pour out your heart before him. ~ Beverly Lewis

You have gifts to give to the world. Find your voice and prosper. ~ Beverly Mahone

It's obvious Plott doesn't have any idea where he's going. ~ Beverly Barton

Don't show the monster too much at the beginning." - Roger Corman, 1997 ~ Beverly Gray

Even in the depths of despair, a person can soar to heights of greatness. ~ Beverly Cialone

I used to love ninja movies. That was my thing. ~ Matt Smith

It made no sense, but then, life was rather senseless most of the time. ~ Beverly Lewis

Natalie Greer is as spoiled as a pan of milk set out in the sun. ~ Beverly Jenkins

He was going to rip Plott apart, piece by piece. ~ Beverly Barton

Ride em, cowgirl,' he said.

And she did. ~ Beverly Barton

A meaningful future in America. This was something that James apparently had a hard time imagining. ~ Beverly Haviland

I remember how during a casting session in Beverly Hills, a director described an A-list actress as being "pretty for a black girl"; he thought it was a compliment. ~ Jeetendr Sehdev

Ralph really felt sorry for the boy, hampered as he was by his youth and his mother. ~ Beverly Cleary

Everyone Doesn't Deserve A Front Seat In Your Life, Former "Editor In Chief, Susan Taylor Essence Magazine ~ Beverly Montgomery

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja. ~ Darynda Jones

There are no wrongs just write. ~ Beverly Gail Bernett

Now, I looked across the Plattsburgh train depot and swelled with indulgent love at Ev's grumpy scowl. ~ Miranda Beverly-Whittemore

In Beverly Hills ... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. ~ Woody Allen

I took my daily swim at the Beverly Hills Hotel pool despite the presence of onlookers. ~ Esther Williams

Maybe when things start to change, you want to hold on to something familiar. ~ Beverly Donofrio

Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch? ~ Tate Hallaway

When they feel invisible, it's easy for them to leave. ~ Beverly L. Kaye

most beautiful, magic time of the whole year. Her parents loved her, and she loved them, ~ Beverly Cleary

I think personal growth has much to do with acting ability. ~ Beverly D'Angelo

We have no language that is free of the power dualisms of domination. ~ Beverly Wildung Harrison

Cockroaches, Ari. Humans are like cockroaches." Crag nodded his head, his eyes twinkling. ~ Beverly Ovalle

A man is only as strong as the woman who holds him. ~ Beverly Jenkins

Plott's every touch, whether he was beating her or caressing her, was a form of brutalizing manipulation. ~ Beverly Barton

Because we can't tell others about our accomplishments if we don't know them ourselves. ~ Beverly Jenkins

I am sort of medium ... I guess you could call me the mediumest boy in the class. -Leigh Botts ~ Beverly Cleary

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. ~ Shaquille O'Neal

The week was a wound he hadn't even steeled himself to look at yet. Yet he felt it bleed. ~ Bill Beverly

Why let one high C ruin your whole evening? ~ Beverly Sills

The humiliation that Jane had felt turned to something else
grief perhaps, or regret. Regret that she had not known how to act with a boy, regret that she had not been wiser. ~ Beverly Cleary

love of others." With ~ Miranda Beverly-Whittemore

What is red, white and black all over and says "Ho! Ho!"? Santa Claus after he has came down the chimney. ~ Beverly Adams

If she can't spell, she shouldn't be a librarian. ~ Beverly Cleary

All I ever wanted to be was a Ninja ... Tong from Kickboxer, Sagat from Street Fighter. ~ Pat Barry

The truth most families eventually discover is that no one can cure another person's addiction. Omly addicts can do that for themselves. ~ Beverly Conyers

Say, who is this Mr. King?" "What Mr. King?" asked Ramona, walking into his trap. "Nosmo King, ~ Beverly Cleary

You can't call a ninja lord dweeb. ~ Rick Riordan

In Los Angeles, parenting is a competitive sport. From Beverly Hills baby boutiques to kids' yoga classes, L.A. fuses high style, industrial-strength materialism, and parental outsourcing into our own unique version of child-rearing. ~ Shawn Amos

Guests arrived at the castle first in a trickle, then in droves, as the week celebrating the twelfth Earl of Drennan's peerage approached. ~ Beverly Adam