Fakeer Ishavardas Quotes

The unwholesome may be otherwise, but the Whole is ever holy.

Stand bloody tall - you're the All.

The Ultimate Truth is too sophisticated a concept for you idiots worshiping this-that asinine sky-god.

All's a Oneness. There's nothing else.

Be great. Get thy "Self". Know who you are. Beyond this body, and being. You are more than what you're seeing.

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.

Do your best. Then, surrender to the Divine Will. And of course, chill. Things work as they will.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

The only way to keep a friend is let go his stupid faults, and keep his silly love for you, with a bushel full of salt.

There is only one thing you can do on earth. Be yourself. Hopefully being good, and not a hood. So, be you! Everyone else is taken, grandstanding with their own silly self.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Let us be absolutely truthful for once in our life. We human beings are basically assholes. As time goes by, some of us become a little better - a rascal. But most of us live and die as we were, and are. Plain-simply, assholes.

Love yourself, and you'll never be without a loved one.

My condolences, you're still alive.

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

Don't worry, eventually everything falls into its rightful place.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Be the person you would want to be friends with.

Take heart. You're not alone. Every broken heart breathes again. That's life. It goes on. In loss, and in gain.

I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.

I'm a serious sort of fella. But don't tell me your pal up in the sky exists, and mine does not. Then, my middle finger gets offended! For, my buddy up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, too insists without proof, that he is. Same as your god. Is Mr. NOT nuts? If he is, are you not?

I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.

Hate gets no god.

There are no human gods here, just hoods who think they are.

We're shameless in overlooking our own faults, but graceless in letting go another's.

If you were sane, we'd both be mad.

If your religion requires, as an article of faith, to hate people of other religions and faiths, you and your ism are screwed up, mate.

People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.

An educated man believing in a this-that vile sky-god rewarding him-her, but punishing your enemies with hell and fire, is uneducated.

The mystic, identifying neither with his-her race-religion-gender nor with any mind-made blunder, lives and dies in One's splendor.

That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.

All my seven dogs, who passed away, were great beings - a helluva lot better than most of the silly inhumane bums, mistakenly called human beings.

Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.

Do your thing, without harming anything.

Only one kind of species of animals bites the hand that feeds them - mankind.

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.

Simply put, DHARMA is Dhya (Aim) mein (unto) raman (walkabout) - Sojourn Unto the [Ultimate] Aim [the Truth of What Is- God].

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

Most people just do not give a crap. Especially about you. It is not because you're crap. Mostly it is so because they are. So, you're better than them. Yeah! Now, give a crap!

If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.

Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Humans are mostly kind only to their own-self, and their own. To another being, they're mostly indifferent, if not inhumane.

Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.