Humourosly Inspirational Quotes

It is always better to be a bookworm rather than being a dung-beetle! ~ Chandrakant Kaluram Mhatre

Commitment in relationship, has today resurrected into an experienced Goliath, in a land where David is already dead and buried. Show me anyone who may be willing to face the new experienced Goliath? ~ Francis Otieno

[...] the thought of entering that stale, tomb-like house again caused my skin to break out into braille. ~ Ronald Malfi

Lying solves nothing, Grace. Only creates problems. ~ Ambrosea Brown

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. ~ Fakeer Ishavardas

A wise man can be a fool in love. ~ Chetan Bhagat

Thank you for you consideration ~ Suzanne Collins

Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of valiant dust? ~ William Shakespeare

Growing old happens but growing up needn't happen ~ Margo Vader

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks. ~ Simone Elkeles

I mean to do something grand. I don't know what, yet; but when I'm grown up I shall find out.Perhaps,it will be rowing out in boats, and saving peoples' lives,like that girl in the book. Or perhaps I shall go and nurse in the hospital, like Miss Nightingale. Or else I'll head a crusade and ride on a white horse, with armor and a helmet on my head, and carry a sacred flag. Or if I don't do that, I'll paint pictures,or sing, or scalp – sculp – what is it? you know – make figures in marble. Anyhow it shall be something. ~ Susan Coolidge

Mercutio: If love be rough with you, be rough with love; ~ William Shakespeare

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. ~ R.D. Ronald

Miracle centered gospel has reduced humans to the level of animals. ~ Sunday Adelaja

You're actually each other's wingman. You never leave your partner vulnerable. - Graham Warner, husband of fun-loving seven-time cancer survivor Dionne Warner ~ Deana J. Driver

Knowledge equals power ...
The string was important. After a while the Librarian stopped. He concentrated all his powers of librarianship.
Power equals energy ...
People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.
Energy equals matter ...
He swung into an avenue of shelving that was apparently a few feet long and walked along it briskly for half an hour.
Matter equals mass.
And mass distorts space. It distorts it into polyfractal L-space.
So, while the Dewey system has its fine points, when you're setting out to look something up in the multidimensional folds of L-space what you really need is a ball of string. ~ Terry Pratchett

I'm not mad. I've just read different books. ~ Ken Campbell

The Howeitat spread out along the cliffs to return the peasants' fire. This manner of going displeased Auda, the old lion, who raged that a mercenary village folk should dare to resist their secular masters, the Abu Tayi. So he jerked his halter, cantered his mare down the path, and rode out plain to view beneath the easternmost houses of the village. There he reined in, and shook a hand at them, booming in his wonderful voice: 'Dogs, do you not know Auda?' When they realized it was that implacable son of war their hearts failed them, and an hour later Sherif Nasir in the town-house was sipping tea with his guest the Turkish Governor, trying to console him for the sudden change of fortune. ~ T.E. Lawrence

I was growing on him,I could tell.I was a lot like mold that way. ~ Darynda Jones

Learning how to recognize and act on your Inner Knowing is the greatest tool for discovering what's important now by living in the present. ~ John Kuypers

The word of God renews my mind. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

What do we any of us have but our illusions? And what do we ask of others but that we be allowed to keep them? ~ W. Somerset Maugham

But I do believe that every single thing we've done leads to everything we do, and that it's kind of pointless to regret the past when it's the cause of our present. ~ Shaun David Hutchinson

Life is like a DVR recording. The story goes on, but you cannot see it until you fast forward through the commercials ~ Christopher Earle

Wisdom and knowledge can best be understood together. Knowledge is learning, the power of the mind to understand and describe the universe. Wisdom is knowing how to apply knowledge and how not to apply it. Knowledge is knowing what to say; wisdom is knowing whether or not to say it. Knowledge gives answers; wisdom asks questions. Knowledge can be taught, wisdom grows from experience. ~ Starhawk

You have thousands of selves inside you. Meditation is a process of peeling back the layers of the self. We start with peeling back the personality from this lifetime. ~ Frederick Lenz

Let your life have a purpose. ~ Debasish Mridha

Love will show you that you do not have to search for it because it abides in you whole-heartedly. Love can be bittersweet but its grace is patience. Love is difficult but its mercy is tender. At times love might make you feel empty but you are never alone. ~ Charlena E. Jackson

And exactly how does a miserable face help the war effort?" he asked sharply, his mood beginning to change. "Will a frown bring back the dead or fortify a town? If I allow myself to laugh in the face of misery, I rest my mind from the stress of it all, and then it'll work the better for you and your war. And if I'm really to be one of your advisers, Your Majesty, accept this piece of advise: Take happiness where and when you find it, because there is going to be precious little of it in the next few months! ~ Stuart Hill

I have far more respect for the person with a single idea who gets there than for the person with a thousand ideas who does nothing ... ~ Thomas A. Edison

By giving up what you are holding, you create emptiness to receive. ~ Debasish Mridha

Too much action with too little intent makes for wasteful exertion of energy and the confusion between movement and progress. ~ Steve Maraboli

Evolution is necessary for ones progress ... . resisting it could make one sore in mind and spirit and then unable to enjoy the journey. ~ Jon Scott

I will keep speaking up for the freedom of Tibet ... Till TIBET is FREE or until I pass away and then my spirit will be!
My conviction is that Humanity Must SAVE Tibet ... from the genocide of China. The spirit of Humanity can not afford to lose such a great spiritual , loving & kind nation as Tibet.
It will never recover from a lost such as that. I will keep praying for peace in Tibet ... I hope you will too. ~ Timothy Pina

When we will learn to use the power of kindness and love we will fill the world with peace and happiness. ~ Debasish Mridha

Any great art work ... revives and readapts time and space, and the measure of its success is the extent to which it makes you an inhabitant of that world - the extent to which it invites you in and lets you breathe its strange, special air. ~ Leonard Bernstein

For it cannot be denied that all over the world and in all ages there are beings who are perceived to be extraordinary, charming, and appealing, and whom many honor as benevolent spirits, because they make one think of a more beautiful, a freer, a more winged life than the one we lead. ~ Hermann Hesse

For every minute that a book entertains you, the author of that book invested several minutes of their lives. Please show your appreciation by taking a minute out of your life to leave us a review. It not only means a lot to us to know you enjoyed our work, it inspires us to write more! Thank you! ~ David SterlingA. Sterling

The outside world told black kids when I was growing up that we weren't worth anything. But our parents said it wasn't so, and our churches and our schoolteachers said it wasn't so. They believed in us, and we, therefore, believed in ourselves. ~ Marian Wright Edelman

Emptiness gnawed at Emma. Could she> face death without fear? If she were to show up at heaven's door tomorrow, would God even recognize her, when it had been so long since she'd bothered to call on Him? ~ Julie Klassen

There is one body, and one Spirit, even as ye are called in one hope of your calling; One Lord, one faith, one baptism, One God and Father of all, who is above all, and through all, and in you all.
Ephesians 4:4-6 (King James Version) ~ Anonymous

Knowledge comes from curiosity; wisdom comes from experience. ~ Debasish Mridha

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances. ~ Don Herold

One day we will all have to leave this beautiful world, and we want to leave with peace towards eternal peace. We also want our future generations to live with joy and peace. ~ Debasish Mridha

People who feel good about themselves, produce good results. ~ Kenneth H. Blanchard

It is a story I never tire of telling, because to me it is the perfect coming together to science and spirituality-the twin driving forces of my life. ~ A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

Once you discover that you can, you must. ~ Al Jarreau

If you start most of your sentences with 'Why Can't', 'Why Not', or 'What if', you'll build a stronger imagination. ~ Corey Aaron Burkes

Every cloud doesn't have a silver lining but making time to look at the beauty of clouds can give you peace of mind ~ C.L. Bennett

Make time daily for your well-being. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

Poetry, I tell my students,
is idiosyncratic. Poetry
is where we are ourselves,
(though Sterling Brown said
"Every 'I' is a dramatic 'I'")
digging in the clam flats
for the shell that snaps,
emptying the proverbial pocketbook.
Poetry is what you find
in the dirt in the corner,
overhear on the bus, God
in the details, the only way
to get from here to there.
Poetry (and now my voice is rising)
is not all love, love, love
and I'm sorry the dog died.
Poetry (here I hear myself loudest)
is the human voice,
and are we not of interest to each other? ~ Elizabeth Alexander

My character was tested because I didn't think I would have to compromise so much of who I was as a person. I changed so much because I gave so much of me and lost myself in the process. Sadly, when I lost myself, I did not notice. It just happened; it was more of a habit I formed to adjust. I was damaged from the inside out because my life wasn't mine anymore. I was someone I had to be; not who I wanted to be. I wasn't someone that made "me" happy. I made everyone else happy, and it wasn't enough.

Losing yourself is scary. ~ Charlena E. Jackson

Who will you choose to have your back? ~ Bill Jensen

Hope for a future … free from oppression and injustice, when a new humanity includes all peoples, languages, tribes, and nations - now exists in the realm of mystery. Only the mystics see and experience it in its fullness. ~ Curtiss Paul DeYoung

Whoever is content,shall be cheerful. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

The good is the Enemy of the best. Until you depart from the good, you cannot enter God's best for your life. ~ Pedro Okoro