Your Momma Loves You Quotes

It's been kind of hard, I'm labeled as a jerk right now, you know what I mean? But I love it. I've been a jerk all my life. My momma loves this jerk. My kids love this jerk. I'm going to be a jerk in a good way, though. I'm going to be a jerk to the other teams and just go out there and play basketball. I can do that. ~ Stephen Jackson

MODESTY My momma, your momma, gonna catch a witch My momma, your momma, flying on a switch My momma, your momma, witches never cry My momma, your momma, witches gonna die! As ~ J.K. Rowling

GIRL'S STORY #7: THE HARD-TO-PLEASE MOMMA

Momma, I got a B, the daughter said.
Who got an A? Momma answered.
Momma, I showed in the track meet.
Who placed? Momma answered.
Momma, I placed in the track meet.
Who won? Momma answered.
The daughter was chosen Homecoming Queen, the daughter ran all the way home, Momma, Momma, the most wonderful thing happened, I was chosen attendant to the Homecoming Queen.
Who's Queen? Momma answered.
I am, said the daughter. ~ Gabrielle Burton

My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. ~ Jerry Lee Lewis

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. ~ Coolio

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried. ~ Merle Haggard

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. ~ Ludacris

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT! ~ Aries Spears

If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun. ~ Chris Smither

We have the opportunity to pour into them what they were created to be; and pullout the treasure that they cannot yet see. ~ Momma Moon

Well, a little girl is more likely to trust a person who reminds her of her momma, right? Depends on what her momma's like, I thought. ~ Gillian Flynn

Another story Momma liked to tell was about how once she and Daddy went to visit the Middletons when Momma was pregnant with me. Daddy and Mrs. Middleton were laughing at Momma, because she was a little older and was surprised that she could get pregnant. I think Momma was thirty-seven at the time. Both she and Mrs. Middleton had children around the same age, and Mrs. Middleton sort of indicated that Momma should've quit while she was ahead. Well, it turns out right after that visit, Mrs. Middleton got pregnant. "I think she got pregnant that same night," Momma would say, adding, "Don't mess with karma, Cannie Middleton." Nine months later, Mrs. Middleton also had a baby girl. ~ Robin Roberts

As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy. ~ Martin Lawrence

My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. ~ Miles Davis

Now the news came through a little black box that sat on top of the TV. Momma resisted the box and pronounced it a government attempt to spy on us, but the alternative meant no television since Momma refused to get cable. Momma declared cable full of pornography, though what I'd seen at Violet and Mike's house looked perfectly respectable. ~ Denise Grover Swank

Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, ~ Chris Kyle

How he could sell the very stuff that took his momma from him? Did he realize that he was taking somebody else's momma from them? Did ~ Angie Thomas

You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them. ~ Brandi Carlile

I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It's right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting. ~ Geronimo Pratt

After momma gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her. ~ Dolly Parton

All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano. ~ Dolly Parton

I should have known better. My momma had been a momma long enough to hear a whisper better than a shout, and I dropped my head with a sigh. Page 61 ~ Jennifer Erin Valent

All those calm, adult discussions. When all she really wanted to do was scream for her momma, her sweet momma, the one person in the world who loved her better than anyone ever would or ever could. ~ Fannie Flagg

Love loves to love love. Nurse loves the new chemist. Constable 14A loves Mary Kelly. Gerty MacDowell loves the boy that has the bicycle. M. B. loves a fair gentlema. Li Chi Han lovey up kissy Cha Pu Chow. Jumbo, the elephant, loves Alice, the elephant. Old Mr Verschole with the ear trumpet loves old Mrs VErschoyle with the turnedin eye. The man in the brown macintosh loves a lady who is dead. His Majesty the King loves Her Majesty the Queen. Mrs Norman W. Tupper loves officer Taylor. You love a certain person. And this person loves that other person because everybody loves somebody but God loves everybody. ~ James Joyce

All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love. ~ Steve Harvey

Luke's momma had an impressive temper. All the Murrays had tempers, but Momma, she was another level entirely. She could rant at her husband and cook the evening meal, and whap her son upside the head all at the same time. ~ Sue Brown

He loves me, he loves me not. How many flowers must I kill before he loves me?" ~He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not ~ Kimberly Kinrade

I am loving being Momma. I really, really am. ~ Barbara Mandrell

Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. ~ J. Cole

Momma said that ghosts couldn't move over water. That's why Africans got trapped in the Americas.. They kept moving us over the water, stealing us away from our ghosts and ancestors, who cried salty rivers into the sand. That's where Momma was now, wailing at the water's edge, while her girls were pulled out of sight under white sails that cracked in the wind. ~ Laurie Halse Anderson

My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. ~ Jay Rock

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

Momma, a welfare cheater. A criminal who couldn't stand to se her kids go hungry, or grow up in slumbs and end up mugging people in dar corners. I guess the system didn't want her to get off relief, the way it kept sending social workers around to be sure Momma wasn't trying to make things better. ~ Dick Gregory

Listen, you've known her longer than I have, but this is a girl who loves people. She loves sunshine and human interaction and... well... She loves love. ~ Jeremy Whitley

I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. ~ Lemony Snicket

Animosity in fact loves, but in a different sense. Meaning it loves in the same way that, as it is often said, misery loves company. And just as love seeks unity, so does hatred crave uniformity. ~ Criss Jami

Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. ~ Various

Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too. ~ William Cowper

Sidda can't help herself. She just loves books. Loves the way they feel, the way they smell, loves the black letters marching across the white pages ... ~ Rebecca Wells

Kirk is a man, and he loves it. He loves women. ~ Lee Grant

The artist who really loves people loves them so well the way they are he sees no need to disguise their characteristics-he loves them whole, without retouching. Yet the word used for this unqualifying affection is 'cynicism'. ~ Dawn Powell

He loves her like a gambler loves a fast racehorse or a desperate man loves whiskey. That kind of love eats a man up. ~ Dorothy Allison

Ser Barristan loves his honor, Grand Maester Pycelle loves his office, and Littlefinger loves Littlefinger. ~ George R R Martin

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. ~ Various

I always wondered why you planted your roses outside the wall." (Ted)

"I didn't. Momma put 'em there before Daddy built the wall." (Myrtle)

"You're kidding? How long have they been there?"

"My guess would be 'round eighty years." Her eyes brightened. "The key is plenty of watering, pruning, and mulching."

"Oh, I know the hours you've spent with them."

"Cultivating relationships, Momma called it." Her smile widened. "They're like old friends. ~ Michael Knost

Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin', too. ~ B.B. King

Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. ~ Various

Today, I celebrate my Mother. Strong, passionate, stubborn and proud. An educator, and wife. She was both fearless and vulnerable, unashamed of either. She demanded the best, especially of me. I dedicate my life to exceeding her highest expectations. This is how I honor my Mother, my friend, my inspiration. In spirit she forever guides me. Thank you momma, for I am never lost. ~ Carlos Wallace

Sal loves Dale like midnight loves stars. So far, he hasn't noticed. ~ Sheila Turnage

Someone who loves you, will act as sibling rather than a lover. ~ Olivie Boyke

It is an unrelenting, passionate, fierce, and growing love that loves for the sake of loving; it loves to love, rather than loves to be loved. It wants nothing from the other but the opportunity to love them better. A ~ Debra Fileta

I think there is just a vein of humanity that really loves animals and really loves to read about them. ~ Sara Gruen

Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but whoever hates correction is stupid. ~ Anonymous

I remember lost loves, and loves that never were. ~ Lisa Wingate

When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles,' Amelie said. 'Not one who ran away from them.'
'Snap,' Eve said.
'You know what they're talking about?' Shane asked.
'Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it. ~ Rachel Caine

Just Me, Just Me
Sweet Marie, she loves just me
(She also loves Maurice McGhee).
No she don't, she loves just me
(She also loves Louise Dupree).
No she don't, she loves just me
(She also loves the willow tree).
No she don't, she loves just me!
(Poor, poor fool, why can't you see
She can love others and still love thee.) ~ Shel Silverstein

Nothing sexy," interjects Momma, the ever-present buzz skill. ~ Alecia Whitaker

Despite what your momma told ya, violence does solve problems. ~ Chris Kyle

He slept that night thinking of loves and lighthouses. That one love might shine to bring all loves home. ~ Jamie O'Neill

Thom is one of those wonderful people to cook for because he absolutely loves it, just loves it. He loves to eat and drink and he'd be a great guest at any dinner party. ~ Ted Allen

Momma, I could live with the idea. ~ Carolyn Brown

What the matter wit' your momma? She only know one name?' Stone ~ Ben Elton

God loves you simply because He has chosen to do so. He loves you when you don't feel lovely. He loves you when no one else loves you. Others may abandon you, divorce you, and ignore you, but God will love you always. No matter what! ~ Max Lucado

Almost everybody says they know God loves people, but there is a difference between knowing that He loves people in general and knowing without a shadow of a doubt that God loves you and me individually and personally, even with all our imperfections. ~ Sandra McCollom

Why doesn't momma come back? ~ Cynthia Voigt

Run Momma bird is coming! ~ Kelly Carter

I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp, and as a gasping person loves a glass of brandy to calm their nerves, and as a glass of brandy loves to shatter on the floor, and as the noise of glass shattering loves to make someone else gasp, and as someone else gasping loves a nearby desk to lean against, even if leaning against it presses a lever that loves to open a drawer and reveal a secret compartment. I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and until all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. ~ Lemony Snicket

Not all first loves were forever loves. ~ Karen Kingsbury

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. ~ Will Rogers

No, I love you. Not like a sister loves a brother or like a friend loves a friend. I love you like a really drunk guy loves the best girl ever ~ John Green

The other thing that I love too is the enthusiasm of the QVC customer. She loves fashion, she loves looking great, and she loves discovering something new. ~ Brad Goreski

Daddy loves you, but he smacks you, and he can shout at you and smash things, but Daddy still loves you. So when you get into a relationship with someone who does all of that, why would it be unusual? ~ Trisha Goddard

Men: they are what they are and women have to accept that and try to shift around them. Especially men with power. Money. The upper hand. The raised hand. Momma`s philosophy. Here`s to you, Momma.
She raised the empty cup.
What`s the use of fighting them. What`s the use. To struggle, to live in anger takes everything out of you, drains you, makes people hate you and what`s the use? You get nothing you want, all you get is tired. ~ Marilyn French

Billy offers small hums of agreement and waits for the momma-logue to wind down. ~ Ben Fountain

And Burford needs a momma. ~ Kristen Ashley

He loves her just as much as she loves him. So, yeah, they make it work. * ~ Bella Andre

He loves but little who can say and count in words how much he loves ~ Dante Alighieri

To find someone who loves your children like you do is really rare. ~ Goldie Hawn

Just as the dog loves to chew bones, the human mind loves its problems. ~ Eckhart Tolle

I have not seen one who loves virtue as he loves beauty. ~ Confucius

If someone really loves you, they'll do the right thing ... for you. ~ Booboo Stewart

I've always been a girl who loves to dress up. ~ Gwen Stefani

I've never called President Obama a racist. I love President Obama. I pray for him all the time. God loves President Obama. God loves you. And God loves me. ~ Alveda King

A woman can't change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her. ~ Steve Harvey

In the play we have the messy he-loves-her, she-loves-him, she-loves-him-too structure, and, to add even more confusion to the mix, the real love story is between the two ladies. ~ Norbert Leo Butz

The right-wing just loves making a big entrance. ~ Steven Weber

He loves little who loves by rule. ~ Michel De Montaigne

A woman who truly loves herself better loves others. ~ Toni Sorenson

The headiest loves were the loves that couldn't be. ~ Anna Godbersen

Every man loves what he is good at. ~ Thomas Shadwell

What people love about Santorum is he is who is he. He speaks his words. He loves God. He loves his country, and he loves gays. ~ Foster Friess

Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet! ~ Tony Glare

Go home and say to yourself, 'I am a wayward, foolish child. But He loves me! I have disobeyed and grieved Him ten thousand times. But He loves me! I have lost faith in some of my dearest friends and am very desolate. But He loves me! I do not love Him, I am even angry with Him! But He loves me! ~ Elizabeth Payson Prentiss

Very few people get a chance to quantify how much their father loves them. But I did. The job should have taken forty-five minutes, but Dad spent three and a half hours on it. My father loves me 366 percent more than he loves anything else. Good to know. ~ Andy Weir

How are you, darling? Your momma didn't tell me you were in town. But your momma isn't talking to me right now - I disappointed her again somehow. You know how that goes. I know you know!" She let out a rocky smoker's laugh and squeezed my arm. I assumed she was drunk. "I probably forgot to send her a card for something," she babbled on, overgesturing with the hand that held a glass of wine. "Or maybe that gardener I recommended didn't please her. I heard you're doing a story about the girls; that's just rough. ~ Anonymous

Make your mess your message," Momma liked to say. And I did. ~ Robin Roberts

You're sugar momma will be bringing home the sugar! ~ Toni Aleo

Top shelf where momma hides the cookies! ~ Rick Jeanneret

My momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else. ~ James Buchanan

Life's dangerous," Momma replied sharply. "Nobody gets out alive, last I checked. ~ Robert J. Crane