Yawn Coffee Quotes

Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of "I'm listening. ~ Jarod Kintz

Just after midnight, I text my parents who live in Florida: Please tell me you didn't help elect him.

No reply.

The next morning, New York City wakes up with a wet, gray yawn. The air is thick with mist. The city moves at a slower, muffled pace. New Yorkers rarely make eye contact; today isn't much different, except when eyes meet, they lock for a moment in shared grief. Everyone's shoulders bend forward, the world weighing heavier on them than it did yesterday.

The sidewalks and the coffee shops are quiet. Even the subway paces through its underground veins in somber silence. My husband tells me: "The city hasn't been this quiet since 9/11."

- Melissa Lirtsman ~ Erin Passons

I hopped in the car and headed toward the ranch. I almost fell asleep at the wheel. Twice.
Marlboro Man met me at the road that led to his parents' house, and I followed him down five miles of graveled darkness. When we pulled into the paved drive, I saw the figure of his mother through the kitchen window. She was sipping coffee. My stomach gurgled. I should have eaten something. A croissant, back at my parents' house. A bowl of Grape-Nuts, maybe. Heck, a Twinkie at QuikTrip would have been nice. My stomach was in knots.
When I exited the car, Marlboro Man was there. Shielded by the dark of the morning, we were free to greet each other not only with a close, romantic hug but also a soft, sweet kiss. I was glad I'd remembered to brush my teeth.
"You made it," he said, smiling and rubbing my lower back.
"Yep," I replied, concealing a yawn. "And I got a five-mile run in before I came. I feel awesome."
"Uh-huh," he said, taking my hand and heading toward the house. "I sure wish I were a morning person like you."
When we walked into the house, his parents were standing in the foyer.
"Hey!" his dad said with a gravelly voice the likes of which I'd never heard before. Marlboro Man came by it honestly.
"Hello," his mom said warmly. They were there to welcome me. Their house smelled deliciously like leather.
"Hi," I said. "I'm Ree." I reached out and shook their hands.
"You sure look nice this morning," his mom remarked. She looked com ~ Ree Drummond

Somewhere deeper in the city a motor is running, a distant, earthy growl, like an animal panting. in a few hours the bright blush of morning will push through all that darkness, and shapes will reassert themselves, and people will wake up and yawn and brew coffee and get ready for work, everything the same as usual. Life will go on. Something aches at the very core of me, something ancient and deep and stronger than words: the filament that joins each of us to the root of existence, that ancient thing unfurling and resisting and grappling, desperately for a foothold, a way to stay here, breathe, keep going. ~ Lauren Oliver

I cover a yawn with the back of my hand.
"Go on up to bed, lass." Logan stands, brushes off his pants and picks the broom up from the floor. "I'll finish here."
I drag myself up too. "I thought you don't sweep fucking floors?"
Logan winks. And, right there in that dim little coffee shop, he steals a piece of my heart forever.
"In your case, I'll make a fucking exception. ~ Emma Chase

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Given enough coffee I could rule the world ~ Terry Pratchett

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. ~ David Lynch

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. ~ Johann Sebastian Bach

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! ~ Tanya Masse

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. ~ Christopher Fry

You'd have coffee on a drip if you could, wouldn't you? ~ Kristina Adams

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~ Alphonse Allais

I need a coffee to go with my coffee. ~ Zooey Deschanel

Kate wondered who was more addicted to their high, serial killers or coffee addicts. ~ Victoria Schwab

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. ~ Hugh Jackman

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you're ready to face the challenges of life. ~ Sahara Sanders

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. ~ Edward Abbey

What doesn't KILL me makes me stronger ... Except for the extinction of COFFEE ... that might kill me. ~ Tanya Masse

Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino ... Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. ~ Denis Leary

You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?"
Justin smiled "Not coffee. But yes."
"Not Coffee it is, then."
"Yes, Not Coffee. ~ David Levithan

One must savor the coffee, to actually have it. ~ Mohith Agadi

The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth. Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you're ready to face the challenges of life. A good cup of coffee makes life seem better. ~ Sahara Sanders

Sitting there, in the coffee house, I saw so many stories behind the lips of people who had left them untold. ~ Lidia Longorio

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring. ~ Honore De Balzac

The love for coffee is stronger than any fears of man. ~ Mladen Đorđević

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE. ~ Tanya Masse

When coffee became popular in Oxford and the coffee houses selling it began to multiply, the university authorities tried to clamp down, worrying that coffee houses promoted idleness and distracted members of the university from their studies ~ Tom Standage

Mrs. Windemere always had a cup of hot coffee waiting for me. Black, which, she said, was the only way to drink it if you wanted to be awake to serve the god of Creativity ~ Gary D. Schmidt

When your blood runs black as the blackest night and your heart sounds as the warriors' march, only then may you say, "I've had enough coffee. ~ Death Wish Coffee Co.

Coffee. I could smell coffee. Coffee would make everything better. ~ Kim Harrison

I should never do anything pre-coffee.

'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone. ~ Cindy Brown

These days, "getting lucky" means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it's still HOT! ~ Tanya Masse

Strong coffee, much strong coffee, is what awakens me. Coffee gives me warmth, waking, an unusual force and a pain that is not without very great pleasure. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more. ~ Jayne Mansfield

It's when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life. ~ Anthony T. Hincks.

Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all. ~ Andre Simon

Coffee is the highlight of my day. After coffee everything is downhill. ~ Bill Simmons

If you had to choose between coffee and - "
"Coffee."
"You didn't know what I was going to say," Sloane laughed.
Dex shook his head. "Doesn't matter. Coffee."
"Me or coffee."
"Coffee."
"Wow. Okay, sex or coffee."
"Coffee."
"Your brother or - "
"Coffee. I would totally trade my brother for a good cup of coffee." He took a sip with a contented sigh. His gaze shifted to Sloane. "Okay, maybe I wouldn't trade him in for coffee. Although…." He pursed his lips thoughtfully then shook his head. "No, you're right, that would be wrong. ~ Charlie Cochet

If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go. ~ Lou Brutus

Jack and Stephen were neither of them human until the first pot of coffee was down, hot and strong. ~ Patrick O'Brian

A guy's gotta live, you know, gotta make his way and find his meaning in life and love, and to do that he needs coffee, he needs coffee and coffee and coffee. ~ Libba Bray

If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee. ~ Shelley Long

I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV. ~ Scott Patterson

Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?"
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive. ~ Jennifer Crusie

You don't need coffee. Nobody needs coffee. You can get along without it. ~ Gordon B. Hinckley

So then I went on the Internet to find out why that is and apparently we yawn when other people yawn because we see them getting lots of delicious air and our brain is all, FUCK, THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS. GRAB SOME QUICK BEFORE THAT BITCH TAKES IT ALL. ~ Jenny Lawson

I go to coffee shops for my outlet. Which is just not healthy at all. ~ Jane Lynch

Anyone who started a quarrel had to atone for it by buying a dish of coffee for everyone present. ~ Tom Standage

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

There is no better love potion than a coffee. When a man drinks the coffee made by you he will become forever yours. ~ Sophia Loren

At least there was coffee. Reliable, delicious, life-giving coffee. ~ Mary H.K. Choi

Ethiopia is the center of origin and diversity for the majority of coffee we drink. The commodification of coffee pushes farmers to grow as much as possible by whatever means possible. This has contributed to deforestation. The place where coffee was born - the area with the greatest biodiversity of coffee anywhere in the world - could disappear. No forest, no coffee. No coffee, no forest. What we lose isn't specific to Ethiopia; it impacts us all. ~ Preeti Simran Sethi

When I first started following writers on social media, I imagined a deluge of profound quotes, writing tips and insights into the plight of wordsmiths. There was some of that. Mostly though, my timeline was taken up with their obsession with coffee: 'I want coffee/I'm having coffee/I've had coffee.' Then came photos of their favourite coffee mug/pot/shop/barista. So, if you've enjoyed a recently-published book, give credit to writers: the vampiric aficionados of the coffee cherry. ~ Stewart Stafford

coffee and chocolate is most writer's best friends, mine is coffee and more coffee. ~ Jeniann Bowers

A blue sky, a jostling wind, a murky dream, a smiling moon, and a cup of coffee with a song unfinished in those eyes twinkling away a story untold. ~ Debatrayee Banerjee

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. ~ Dave Barry

Instant coffee is just old beans that have been cremated. ~ Jennifer Saunders

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.
"It's three thirty in the morning."
"Okay. Want coffee? ~ Darynda Jones

Talon glanced wistfully at his drink as he debated what should take priority. 'Coffee ... Daimons ... Coffee ... Daimons ... ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Starbucks goes to a great effort, and pays twice as much for its coffee as its competitors do, and is very careful to help coffee producers in developing countries grow coffee without pesticides and in ways that preserve forest structure. ~ Jared Diamond

The east says it's dawn
My mouth speaks a yawn
My bed clings to me and begs me to stay
I hear a work song
Say winter is long
I peel myself up and then make away ~ Shannon Hale

Stencil had called from a Hungarian coffee shop on York Avenue known as Hungarian Coffee Shop ~ Thomas Pynchon

I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I ... ~ Darynda Jones

There's an awful lot of coffee in the air, and a lot of awful coffee, too! ~ John Simmons

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn't write. ~ Jonathan Ames

If you think of people as making decisions actively, every time we think about the cup of coffee, we say, How much will I enjoy the cup of coffee, what else could I not do in the future because I buy this cup of coffee? ~ Dan Ariely

I wanted to share my love of coffee with a wider audience and also continue to raise money for The Thirst Project through Common Culture Coffee. ~ Connor Franta

I am not addicted to coffee, it find it's way every morning. ~ Pushpa Rana

For lo! the board with cups and spoons is crowned.The berries crackle, and the mill turns round ... At once they gratify their scent and taste.And frequent cups prolong the rich repast ... Coffee (which makes the politician wise And see through all things with his half-shut eyes). ~ Alexander Pope

Agatha: She uses poison?!
Gil: Well, I always thought she just couldn't make coffee. But now, I'm not so sure. ~ Kaja Foglio

I don't see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter, I informed him. ~ Robyn Schneider

I've noticed coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic. ~ Fuad Alakbarov

As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move ... similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle. ~ Honore De Balzac

Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar - very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East. ~ Gustave Flaubert

All of Africa will be free before we can get a lousy cup of coffee. ~ James A. Baldwin

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. I can't even remain in the same room with coffee. ~ Mark Helprin

He liked the idea of coffee quite a lot - a warm drink that gave you energy and had been for centuries associated with sophisticates and intellectuals. But coffee itself tasted to him like caffeinated stomach bile. ~ John Green

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France. ~ Charles Maurice De Talleyrand

I like living sparsely. In the main room, there's no furniture - no tables, no chairs, no coffee table - not even a decaffeinated coffee table. ~ Sebastian Horsley

Either way, he figured a cup of coffee would hit the spot. For what is more versatile? As at home in tin as it is in Limoges, coffee can energize the industrious at dawn, calm the reflective at noon, or raise the spirits of the beleagured in the middle of the night. ~ Amor Towles

To begin ... To begin ... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That's a good muffin. ~ Charlie Kaufman

Where is the coffee emoji where is the coffee emoji aaaah yes in the bell section of course ~ Chrissy Teigen

Rested, shaved, coffee'd, steaked, you will be a different man. ~ Patrick O'Brian

Nothing is more important than the moving image;
except for my cup of coffee in the morning. ~ Charlie Chaplin

Colombians might live in one of best places in the world to grow coffee beans, yet their cups of coffee come from dehydrated granules in tiny plastic packages. This is the definition of tragedy. ~ Bryanna Plog

The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning. ~ Sam Allardyce

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

I could either buy one missile, or 88,000 cups of coffee. Both would wake me up, but the coffee would also wake up North Korea. I'll go with the coffee. ~ Jarod Kintz

Alice goes into the kitchen and returns with a cup of coffee for me, which she announces is free-range and fair-trade and shade-farmed in Malawi, and I nod along as if my coffee needs go beyond hot and caffeinated. ~ Gayle Forman

On Earth, social networking generally involved sitting down at a nonsentient computer and typing words about needing a coffee and reading about other people needing a coffee, while forgetting to actually make a coffee. ~ Matt Haig

I never drink coffee, can you believe that? Works in morning television, doesn't drink coffee. ~ Willie Geist

For sheer sensory enjoyment, few everyday experiences can compete with a good cup of coffee. ~ Ernesto Illy

Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served out tepid and muddy, and drowned in a deluge of water. ~ William Kitchiner

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat. ~ Mike Myers

Most people think coffee is what wakes you up in the morning. I believe it's actually brushing your teeth with hand lotion instead of toothpaste. ~ Khloe Beutler

I kinda flirt with everything and everyone, no matter if it's a tree or a coffee cup. I can't resist. ~ Mika.

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee? ... Was ever anything so civil? ~ Anthony Trollope